Jesus Chrsit Hal

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To be fair, his step sister was dying.

I was trained by video games!

look at it from the step mother's point of view
Huey is a cripple who wouldn't be able to stratify her sexually and Hal is a shy hormonal teenage boy who is easily seducible

Otacon is also basically a clone of his father they're so similar.

Except Otacon isn't a huge fucking asshole.

and he has a working spine which would be useful for sex

Didn't Huey fuck his step-daughter?

Just a reminder Huey did nothing wrong and d-dog was a wolf.

Jack, do you know what day today is?

Huey was such a shit character. Despite MGS1 merely establishing that Otacon's family worked on nuclear weapons it turns out his father was actually a Metal Gear expert. I recognize that this is a sin that MGS3 established, but PW could have just ignored it instead of deciding to make Otacon's dad work with Solid Snake's dad.

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Most realistic female is video games.
He's alone far from help getting shot at on all sides, and she's screaming at him for not having a live laugh love sign in his bedroom.

Meaning he was almost in the clear

No, but he tried to take her with him into the pool

drown, he tried to drown her.

I got you, user.
Drown her in his semen, right?
fufufu~

Uh... I'm kind of busy right now Rose

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If you want to interpret it like that, sure user.

BUY A FICUS JACK

>Huey died in a pool of his own semen

to be fair, his dad was a piece of shit

>have I mentioned I eat C*NNY like its fucking HONEY, kay? Haiji out
What did he mean by this

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