Characters that have canonically had sex

Realize that life isn't about putting something in something.

Find your own happiness user, you'll still feel empty even if you've had sex.

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Realize that you don't care because if you cared you'd pay a hooker and be done with it.

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not kazuma kiryu

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youtube.com/watch?v=pSMQYDYBALY

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please tell me that this wasn't some horrifying coincidence and that Chris didn't actually draw this?

It's just a dab on the thick straw drawing that CWC did.
It was funny because the straw looked kinda like a huge dick and Chris was a massive homophobe at that time.

this is a parody of his artwork

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obligatory

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sex is only marginally better than masturbation, you're not missing as much as you think you are.

Yes thats what made me ask

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no homosex allowed

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>Just had sex last night lads
It sucked, the girl smelled like pussy juice

Keep telling yourself that, dude.

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Good to know. I will stick to 2D.

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I don't give a fuck about what you allow.

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dead game

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no u

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Every Belmont from Leon to Julius's dad.

Fuck, this made me remember a song I haven't heard in an age.
youtube.com/watch?v=zUaO1TgQJl8

that's the best part. you might be a homo.

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Depends on the girl. Pussy Juice can smell good enough.

It's an acquired taste.

Buy an escort.
>inb4 MUH MORALS

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Does postgame count?

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have (and I cannot stress this enough) sex

SEETHING

i can't cope with this please delete this from reality

Reminder that him and Jun relationship was consentual.

Based

>all these epic meme posts
Step aside plebs, heres a character who ACTUALLY had sex
and was so traumatized by losing her lover that she made a sexy robot to go lesbo with

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Always thought it was weird how there was a jrpg like this where the main girl wasn't "pure".
Usually the japs are all about Purity

Sasuke Uchiha

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You are right.

But its like a weapon in a MMO.
You get a MastuSword atk+9
BUT there is a better one, SekSword Atk+10

Its just slight better, but cost 5x and need a godamn hard quest to get.

Somehow everyone do it and pay the price to get the new better sword anyway.

You do it on rpg/mmo, you will do it in RL too.

Android 17

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Having sex is this game's gimmick.

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Since Peach still virgin...
who is the mother of all koppalings bosses?

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Have sex (with me)

how many times have you had sex? I think I shared this sentiment after getting laid my first few times, but eventually I began to appreciate it the more I had sex.

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He should have given her more childrens.

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not as bad as realizing that booster had sex at the end of super mario rpg

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I feel more empty after having sex

>IT GETS GOOD 20 HOURS IN
fuck off cringe idiot

What the fuck are you talking about?
Just getting a handjob, with lube, is better than masturbation, let alone everything up from there.

:^)

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You don't even believe this. As if women can jerk you off better than you can.

I would agree with this unless it's someone who is truly hot and young and gets you turned on. The increasing energy and passion between either person ramps up to an explosion that makes masturbation seem small and meh in comparison.

But most people? Awkwardly humping their lumpy and aging bodies together remains as gross and underwhelming an activity as jerking it with your hand

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>Just getting a handjob, with lube, is better than masturbation

This is patently false unless you never jerk off, chicks have way less grip strength than men and tend to not be able to do much with just their hand. It all depends I guess though

might as well just drink alcohol if you're after an acquired taste

Xenogears did the same thing with its main female character (see , ).
The thing is Xenogears and Xenosaga actually tried to break the mold of JRPGs always being shonen-tier stories by having interesting and flawed characters, but it turns out that doesn't sell so now we have Xenoblade. And don't get me wrong I love the Blade games but in terms of story they are much more watered down and simplistic compared to the earlier Xeno titles.

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Lol, I've never thought of them that way. A true and Catherine are like my video game parents.

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Condoms are a choking hazard be careful Kirby

This is only true if you don't have a sincere, mutual love and respect for each other, otherwise nothing comes close.

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Because it's just a rush of chemicals and then nothing. You have to find real happiness.

He's a hardworking dad who deserves a break by this point.

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So it is only true in vast majority of cases?

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But the physical pleasure is only part of it. There's also the emotion bond with your partner.

How has this one not been posted?

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Unfortunately, yes.

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You just conjured up a mental image I would much prefer not to have engraved in my brain.

Right, if you sleep in her bed, don't you wake up with her sleeping next to you, and some of her lipstick on you, or something?

>allowing yourself to emotionally bond with a 3d woman

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Chrom had an easier life if compared to what Sigurd suffered.

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Maybe it's just that it was my goal for the longest time to find someone instead of some random girl but now I don't have any goals in life, it sucks

Fuck you cocksucker
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens

Idk dude, having someone suck your dick feels way better than sucking your own dick.

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You've probably jacked your nerves right off and won't feel much anyway. Especially not with a condom.

Twilight Princess Link is a farmer that knows the Epona Song, so Hero of Time Link is based from marrying the best woman.

Delet this

With whom? Mads?

Torture rape while captured in Mr. Bones wild fort.

>youre in the know, right?

Was that extremely sexy tummy peak reaöly necessary?

All of you pathetic virgins need to understand this.
No "le passion and le emotion" doesn't make it better, that's all in your head. Even if you're banging a HOT YOUNG BABE after you just you'll ask yourself "why did I waste my fucking time"
You Idiots need to understand this and stop hating yourself because you're not chad

You remember correctly.

You can also talk to her twice just before the final boss fight when she's in a cage and she calls you a handsome hero or something and makes a bunch of hearts appear for HP recovery.

Obligatory DO NOT OPEN

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Says the user who has nothing to compare with.

Too bad he's massive homo now

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user:

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I don't know how this works.

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Cloud and Tifa from FF7
Mikan and Sayaka from Danganronpa

That happens to a lot of people, you just have to take it a step at a time, you'll find where you're going!

...

>inserting your dick is the only part of sex that matters
passionless and plebeian

I never dated him before.

The baby is green?

Also never dated Godness in MineralTown with the boy. The baby is somewhat demi-god?

Is this a bot?

-"D-Dad?"

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By that logic anyone who has ever had headlice isn't a virgin.

You can stop obsessing over it but it’s clear you are mentally too week to do so.

>there will never be a good live action jak movie that either retells the game or is a continuation
>there will never be a live action krew played by steven van zandt

Why live

He should totally fuck his sister.

No, I'm wondering how Kappn has a kid when nobody wears pants in Animal Crossing.

Sex gets better over time. I fuck my gf whenever possible because we both crave sex

this guy fucks spiders and trees

he adopted his kids actually

18 isn't his sister. They're just people that got android'd.

If you have sex with pillows, sure

false, he's her twin brother

Shion literally betrays your party to go be with this dude, and you get to roundhouse kick her in the face with a cyborg.

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Oh, sorry.

I though it was kappa from HarvestMoon game. As a girl, you actually can marry Kappa and have a baby.

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explain?

The Koopalings aren't Bowser's children, only Bowser Jr is.

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Unf mommy

theyre only a choking hazard when wrapped around my dick

Characters in Japanese games can't have sex, ever, because their games are catered to incel waifufags who would boycott the dev if they ever let someone have a romantic or sexual relationship. Porn games don't count.

thank you nig-

That'd be ridiculous... right?

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Just hire a prostitute or get a fuccboi on grindr and get it over with.

Oh, bullshit. Good sex is so much better than masturbating that it's not even worth it. You don't even have to really know them, you can be intimate, respectful and generous with someone you just met, too.

That said I started sleeping with a really nice hippy lib woman the other week and she's already calling me baby and holding hands while we fuck and making so much eye contact. Can't wait until I get absolute confirmation that she just wants it to be super casual and oh lord help me here comes the ol' getting my feelings hurt train
WORTH
IT
EVERY
TIME
BABY

Rediculous. nigger

Pounding mom Red sex. Now. Cum for 4.50$

You may be homosex. Download grindr and have some casual encounters to test the waters

I will never accept that canon.

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>wake up next day
>hands and dick smell like pussy
Fucking stinks I might as well be gay

I appreciate X and 2 being more of a middle ground between the two, rather than pure shonen like 1.

He loves to play rough.

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bwser came inside princess peech and made the koplonies you fuks its literally in the cannon watch super mario god

rember saraslnad with daisy and tegton is canon too. alliens are not just shroob

Based and future fatherpilled.

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It's one of the good parts about sex, also remember to clean yourself.

>Realize that life isn't about putting something in something
having sex and reproducing is literally the one objective purpose we have, you dumb incel

sex can be fun but idk the smells, worrying about cumming, it can be awkward as fuck if you don't know the girl well, it doesnt feel worth it imo
but i am probably slightly autismo desu

>Hero character bangs the villainess
Based

Vaginas kind of gross me the fuck out since you're basically shoving your dick into the hole the female pisses out of. It's literally anal except instead of fucking a shithole you fuck what is basically an inside out urethra

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There are two holes user. One for piss one is vag

true but piss and cum don't smell as nearly as bad as shit

>you're basically shoving your dick into the hole the female pisses out of
take sex ed

I fell for the have sex meme and now o have to work 12h(sometimes even more) a day to gain a miserable salary to buy a expansive milk even though her milk is perfectly fine, crib, clothes, diapers and I can't even remember everything.

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>Resident Official Database - translated:
>"Once contaminated, William almost completely lost his sanity and reasoning ability, he only sought a genetically compatible person to implant the G-embryo and thus reproduce, for this, nothing better than Sherry carrying the same genes as William, which made it much more compatible with the G-Virus than any other being."
> -"implant the G-embryo and thus reproduce"
>"-impant embryob and reproduce"
user. She was rapped.
Ofcouse the scene was offscene. What you want more? Perfecty full view of a loli rapped by tentacle dad?

Don't worry its not as bad as you expect, but before it you need to establish a deep relation with the partner.

Is there a forum where girls discuss dicks. I would love to read

Don't drop out of school before taking sex ed kids

>t. bioslave

>Perfecty full view of a loli rapped by tentacle dad?
Yes please

i know that asshole
the pisshole is still part of the vagina and the piss gets all over the cunt lips dumbass

Donate sperm -- there you've done your part.

>MC's damaged AND used goods
Fuck, that's groundbreaking

i prefer the original to this

Don't call me an asshole shitlicker

Wouldn't another objective purpose be to ensure that future generations even HAVE a place to live? At the rate we're going we're fucking over the earth anyway.

Don't call me a shitlicker piss sniffer

As a 29 year old virgin I strongly believe that sex with someone you love, and they reciprocate that love as well, is better than anything in the world. Just hooking up with random tinder sluts to just fuck for one night with no emotion or attachment is no better than masturbating.

Way to be dick asshole

*Walks through the front door seeing all u anons talking*

Mreow~

*climbs up on the table in the center, stretching my large backside up into the air, closing my eyes with a grin on my face*

Meeeeow~

And which organ males use to piss user?

he has a wife and kids

Do you even English, sand nigger?

Buddy is such a shitty fucking character

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It's not considered normal to have anal sex without washing first.
It is considered to have vaginal sex with dirty vaginas.

*unzips cock*

Which of you faggots want to be my personal cock sucker

meeeow~ *raises paw*

Imagine being this much of a literal subhuman

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sex with an special other is awfull you have to worry about if your stamina is enough to please her etc , but sex with hookers is the best im a 4/10 and protitution at leats on my country (argentina) is not look bad , i have sex on montly basis thanks to their services and not caring about the well being or my performance is the best sex i ever had

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I love Kass!

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>Anime reaction images
Ugh, could you like, not?

I challenge everyone in this thread to stop masturbating and having sex for 30 days. prove me wrong.

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Spoken like a true virgin.

I have to inhabit the earth with you people

>30 days
Non-stop?

Here is some next level sour grapes

The biggest YIKES of our time

30 days non stop. No balls.

What if the only thing in life that makes me happy anymore is not having a job and playing video games all day but I haven't won the lottery yet so I need to work every week or I starve to death on the streets and each day is exponentially harder to not kill myself in than the last but I have to pretend to be happy so I don't get fired from my customer service job? Also I am on hired for part time hours so they don't have to give me insurance so I can't go see a doctor because I only have 30 bucks in my bank account and I need to eat for a week.

i want to get raped by a cute nurse/punk

Blowjobs are better than sex.

This is science.

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Imagine Albert Wesker taking a shit
The juxtaposition between him being an edgy villain and him quietly sitting on the toilet in his silly spandex suit, wiping his ass

Oral sex is disgusting.

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t. roastie

>knocking up the villain
More games need to be like this.

Only the princess had sex
And it was with the whole kingdom, what a fucking bitch

Good luck landing a husband with that attitude roastie. My last gf couldn't keep her mouth off my dick. I miss her tremendously.

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except canonically kronos didn't chew his children, just swallowed them whole

they were even still alive when zeus cut open kronos' belly to free them

I'll make up for her, user.
You'll always have me.

I'm a virgin but I've had handjobs and blowjobs
I get like 6000 times harder and it feels a lot better when a girl jerks me off over doing it myself, and getting a blowjob feels even better than that, when they get your dick all wet and sloppy and start jacking it heaps hard it feels fucking amazing, and cumming down a girls throat while she keeps sucking my dick is probably the best cum I've ever had in my life.
I assume sex does feel a fair bit better than masturbation at least, I get so much harder and hornier when it's with a girl, even shit like just sucking her tits and grinding gets me way harder than when I wank myself to any porn. Did you root with a condom? I have a friend with a gf who reckons he can't even use a condom anymore because he can hardly even feel it

Find a better job, ask for more hours, pick up a second job and wage slave for a while, go join a commune, whore yourself out. The options are limitless.

The hell is this

Absolutely RETARDED

does rape counts as sex?

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twitter.com/viva_mexico

Both of those sold more than xenoblade

What's the point of this thread, OP?

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Thinking about this gives me the biggus erectus!

Absolutely wrong

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NO THAT DID NOT HAPPEN

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desu this is true, but you will never bust as hard as you will when you nut inside a warm, lubricated, tight vagine

Delet this

Is that joke from arrested development? I feel Like I've seen it before.

Tangled I think

>dude retweeted a border break figure ad
I wonder if the west will ever get a localisation

>isn't ending your timeless genetic tree at you be best?

not for cutfags

Still can be nice

Mirin forearms

Based and blessed Kassfag, we should all strive to be as dedicated to our husbandos as you are to yours.

____ ___

didn't Tifa cuck Cloud?

it was with me

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Imagine being capable of having consensual sex and still thinking you're not a normalfag.

>meet a girl at church
>hormones kick in

>look at online porn
>nothing

Guess flesh beats porn.

If you get 50 pounts or more on the relationship scale.