>Be at work >Asshole coworker comes in my office and asks what games I play >lie and say Fortnite because I don't want anyone to know how embarrassing my gaming tastes are >Be today, months later, dude comes in my office with a gameplay playing on his phone, I don't know who the fuck it is when he asks who's playing it, apparently it was ninja >hear him talking to another coworker, "He didn't know Ninja, but he likes Fortnite" >other guy laughs, like they've been talking about it behind my back Why do normalfags care about shit like this so much, to the point of gossiping about it? I never talk to anyone, and it's not like I made a big deal about how much I "love" fortnite or anything, I tried to change the subject and get back to work after he asked what games I like anyways.
How long until **** takes off and frees me from this nightmare
>he doesn't say TF2 and explain the game to his coworker who will inevitably have no idea what it is and when he asks what it is you explain and it sounds cool
Adam Brown
Violated Heroine and Xenoblade chronicles 2
Angel Cox
Fuck off you autist. Why would you lie about your gaming tastes? Answer the question like a normal person. Are you here for sympathy or some shit?
Jaxson Thomas
Guess you deserve it for being an insecure faggot and lying. At least say you play CoD instead of THE kiddy/casual game.
Chase Cox
You should have answered truthfully.
Benjamin Sullivan
based
Caleb Garcia
Why would you lie about something so Trivial? Now you look like a casual retard stuck in a bind thanks to lying when there was never any reason to lie.
Blake Ortiz
>wojakposter >blogposter >socially autistic uh yea that's gonna be a Yikes™ from me
I always hated online competitive games. No matter if I was owning or getting owned: I always hated it. Modern gamers are cancerous and the industry must fall on hard times before he see a rebirth of good games. Games with soul that were made with passion and without the most common denominator in mind must happen again.
Carter Moore
a non autistic person would just say multiplayer games on PC
a non autistic person would just RPGs or Japanese games
Hudson Morales
good taste
should have said you play halo/cod or racing games
It pays to simply tell the truth. But for now, just tell him you fibbed it and move on. Clear your social pressure.
Ryan Campbell
I don't really play MP much, but getting people to sperg out in (voice)chat because you're dominating them too much is very fun.
Tyler Lee
You're a faggot
James Kelly
You're just a typical autist who lacks any charisma and any social skills. I used to work in an elementary school and I told my co-workers I played an MMO with lolis in it when they asked me what I played. No one gave a fuck because who cares, I wasn't a sperg.
Owen Wright
Fortnite are for kids even normalfag know that
Hudson Reyes
>Asshole coworker comes in my office >dude comes in my office what the fuck kind of office is this where people will just waltz into an office with meaningless discussion about video games should have told him to fuck off and keep it for the break room
Jonathan Young
Should of said Xcom 2
Jace Carter
>lie >get caught in said lie >blame normies
stop lying and stop blaming others for your problems and life will become much better
Justin Bailey
To think I almost had pity for an incel freak.
Anthony Price
lmfao
i often forget why i still come to this shit board but its really posts like these, just lols for days
Owen Bennett
>lying about what you play Two days ago a co-worker asked me what I play and I just told him. He didn't know of most of it but I didn't expect him to. I eventually learned that he actually played Dragon's Dogma and we talked about that for a few minutes. Unless you only play h-games or the most embarrassing waifushit on the market there's no reason to lie. If they actually fucking laugh at you then they're privacy just an asshole, or you're laughable without mentioning the games anyway.
You're an insecure little faggot that sucks at socializing. You have to grow up and learn how to deal with people if you want to get anywhere and the older you get the harder its going to become.
Nathaniel Mitchell
Fuck summer is here
Or samefag
Brody Perry
Retard. Next time just be yourself. Why would you think that your tastes are embarrassing? You know he has things that he'd probably think are a bit embarrassing too, right? Even though it could be the most normie shit like cooking or photography. Everyone does.
Zachary Fisher
Its very likely a shared space in a low level position but OP thinks its "his" office.
Joseph Lewis
Can you fucking soulless niggers convey ANYTHING at all with making a stupid wojak picture out if it
try working in italy when the office fantasy football is on
Adrian Brown
>say tf2 >they google it >70% chances they will find some retarded gmod video
Caleb Williams
Just say Overwatch, LoL or even pubg They're probably laughing at you becuase you play games populated by 8 year old kids who do whacky dances non-stop.
Aiden Rodriguez
Aren't you supposed to be playing csgo with your highschool clique rn faggot.
Caleb Roberts
> Be a coward > Suffer the consequences of your cowardice. > WAH NPCs WAH Disgusting.
Christian Sanchez
Tryhard edgy huh
Camden Adams
Didn't expect Yea Forums of all places to berate me for hiding my power level in front of the normies. This place really has gone to shit
Nicholas Perry
>oh, like overwatch
Thomas Flores
>VH My nigga
Asher Cook
You're co-worker sounds pretty cool to be honest He just wanted to get along with you and possibly make friends. Just pick more normal games you play and list those or just be kind of wishy washy about it like saying single player jrpgs or something.
He was trying to befriend you, Not mock you for enjoying the same fucking hobby he does.
Brayden Lopez
Why can't you just say xenoblade then? Get out of jail free card
Hudson Morales
Stop lying to people.
Juan Baker
>person using facebook feels man is talking about the state of Yea Forums Retard.
Colton Thompson
If you wanted to hide your power level you should have just said the most normie series you play.
Jonathan Parker
Because you said you like fucking Fortnite you daft cunt If would be like telling people you like Peppa Pig when they show interest in you watching animation.
Carson Brown
The solution here is be fucking honest. I don't give a fuck who judges me for playing weeb shit.
Lucas Murphy
You can literally just let everyone know you beat your meat to anime tiddies 24/7 nowadays No one is going to fucking care Be confident in who you are you dumb fuck
>what games do you play >oh, a bit of everything i guess So fucking hard, right?
Xavier Howard
I always feel sad for you losers who still believe things are like they were in middle school or whatever.
Oliver Sullivan
who the fuck is Ninja? You multiplayer playing faggots disgust me.
John Flores
>wear facepaint but then the cops will execute you on sight
Tyler Martinez
>using normies unironically >implying you have any actual past with Yea Forums
Brody Powell
>Co-Worker asks what games I play during break >Tell him I've been playing FFXIV and MHW lately, but on the weekends with the lads I've been playing Rainbow Six, and just finished Shining Resonance the other day. Playing Granblue and FGO on my phone >Tells me he's been playing AC Odyssey lately >Talk about them for a bit >Go back to work
Holy shit we have a live one, phone poster getting assmad. Possibly underage.
Kayden Thompson
when I notice people are bullshitting me I don't say anything but disregard anything they say forever
James Taylor
Just say the truth, best case scenario they'll just avoid you
Carson Walker
>co-worker asks me what games I play >tell him heroes of might and magic 3, ss13, dominions 5, ut2k4. They have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.
Ayden Scott
>that time last year a co-worker came up to me and started to talk about Dota or lol or whatever moba he was talking about >i said, oh yeah the WC3 mod, never played it, i preferred other cool mods like Braveheart, the thing or just simple ice skating >looks at me with a confused face like i'm from another planet
Also, why in the hell do normalfags watch videos of gameplay and tournaments? It's gay as shit.
Evan Russell
>phoneposting >so hungry for validation he posts a screenshot to prove some random samefag argument wrong sup reddit
Henry Williams
>copypasta Yea Forums is just repost of repost of repost at this point.
Ian Thompson
>smug anime poster
That's gonna be a "kill yourself buddy" from me!
Kevin Wright
it was fucking weird when I realized that this is true nowadays, at least among younger people. when I grew up admitting that would have made you the target of all harassment for the rest of the month
Hudson Brown
it's why you think about what shit you can admit to in public. just have one or two somewhat recent books, games, shows and so on you've actually consumed and can name without dying from embarrassment.
Hudson Cruz
Have sex
Bentley King
smoke cocks
Xavier Roberts
>muh red dit bogeyman
Leo Reed
You tell them that you play mount and blade, and that if they want they can suck your phat dick or fuck the fuck off
Liam Edwards
>talking to coworkers Y I K E S
Nathan Watson
>Normie asks me what games I play >H-haha CS GO of course love those knife skins >Yeah? What's your steam account lets play together >panic mode >Never got CS GO or want it >Don't want to play with them >Have to make up some half assed excuse I am the biggest sperg
Carter Howard
>>Just pick more normal games you play and list those or just be kind of wishy washy >cutie at sport was talking about anime >mentioned how I probably don't get any of it since I don't look like I watch it >when I said I do she kept digging for which shows explicitly >bluescreened for a bit while trying to come up with one you can admit to in public >"it's probably something with big anime tits if you have to think that long" the curse of having watched so much trash that it becomes hard to remember what was actually good.
>mommy I lied while people were trying to socialize with me then they found out I was lying and it made me feel bad waaaah OP, I don't say this often, but you're a fag
Luke Johnson
t. normalfag
Thomas Long
>t.reddit
Robert Brown
Not him but >phoneposting DEGENERATE
Anthony Anderson
>waaaah fuck of and die
Chase Parker
>Being a pussy and not telling the truth about what games you play. You're worse than a normalfag.
Adrian Price
>automatically thinks his coworkers are assholes >Gives basic responses and tries to get away as soon as possible from conversation >Takes light ribbing personally
Stop being a fucking idiot OP, just talk to people, if they think you're a weirdo it's because of the body language and the fact you obviously don't want to be there not because you like to play fucking video games they probably think YOU'RE the basic normie cause that's how you present yourself
Christian Cox
>discover coworker reading an LN during end of shift one night >try to make some conversation about it but he doesn't really reciprocate Too sad, I thought it was interesting
Jaxson Flores
the right answer is always "Street Fighter"
Ian Morgan
>be me >asshole boss says new coworker isn't getting along with anyone, asks me to go talk to him >as I'm walking toward the new guy's office, the smell of sweat and doritos wafts through the air in thick green haze >he's playing a Nintendo 2DS, and has Yea Forums.org/h/ on auto update on the computer behind him >he has an anime pillow with her titties hanging out on his desk beside his to-scale detective pikachu statue >he's wearing a zelda tshirt >uhhh so, hey, user, whatcha playing? >he jumps, begins hissing >oh, sorry, didn't mean to scare you, haha... just wondering what kind of games you play >his pupils dart all over the room >f-f-fortnite he mumbles >oh, cool, what's that game about? >he hisses and crouches into a corner >go back to my boss, tell him he likes some game called fortnite >we look it up on youtube, dude named ninja playing it >seems pretty fun >forget about it for a few months >new dude still not socializing >go back to his office, with ninja playing fortnite, to try to make small talk >hey, user, you like ninja? >he hisses as he tries to hide his ouija board >i-i-i d-don't know wh-who that issss >feel awkward >go back to my boss >boss asked how it's going >he didn't know ninja, but he like fortnite! >boss laughs, says his son plays fortnite >screeching and autistic clicking of a mechanical keyboard from coming from user's office
Jaxon Howard
You need to update your stereotypes, this reads like 2013.
Jace Gray
>say touhou >they google it >99.9999% chances they find some retarded mmd video
Josiah Stewart
Shit man your worse then op
John Wright
yeah let them no you're an autistic fag from the get go.
Connor Price
>Play competitive game >Enjoy it and want to get better at it >Also like watching people do skill intensive shit partially because you know how hard it is It's not hard to figure out why someone would enjoy watching tournaments. How the fuck is it a normie thing though? I know Dota and CS are popular but they're not so popular that the average normie wouldn't at least roll their eyes at you if you told them you watch them. Just look at all the boomers crying on twitter when CS is on ESPN.
Liam Harris
Cant wait to tell people i mainline subverse
Ian Gonzalez
>Not saying Artificial Academy 2 and waiting for him to figure it out
Christian Hernandez
That's because hiding your power level in this case means being a cowardly loser.
Aaron Cruz
I'd rather be a summerfag than some dude who only plays cringy hentai games
I wish shit like this happened to me. I would love nothing more than to tell a coworker I play Imouto Paradise and really lie and talk it up, just to have him go home and check it. Would literally give me something to look forward to at work. >W-well user..I checked out that game you told me about >Turns out I spent the rest of the night fucking my Loli sister And this is how degenerates are born
