*becomes your gf*

*becomes your gf*

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So her and Leon had the ol' fuck and suck after they escaped right?

>Her brother is a jarhead

Thanks but no

That's not Ada

no they had the 'ol seed n' feed

Don't worry user, it'll be fine.

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too tall

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>t. seething womanlet

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too tall unattractive

you will never have a tall cute gf to stomp on your dick and call you naughty names

taller me im no short too tall

that's a big girl

you just know she fucks black guys

Damn i love tall girls. I hope to someday find one that's as tall as me. (I'm 6'7)

you too tall

how was jordan so cute in that video but in most other video she's acting like your average retarded instagram model? i want cute autistic jordan back

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It is her job after all.

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imagine having that tongue rimming your asshole

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nah jordan would never do lewd things like that

You can keep that whore. Becca is my pure untouched gf.

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How tall is she?

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Wow, wasn't expecting that, quite tall.
Glad I'm not a manlet.

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I can live with that.
She's cute.

>chair clattering

>A chink
What the actual fuck.

>40EU
wew lad

This is what peak cute looks like

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>honey, I brought us another new daughter

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I will never have a gf, it's a fact

Jesus christ her feet are huge! It's almost average male.

El Rostro de Goblina
Dios mio.

You're in RPD with Ada and she walks up and slaps your ass.
What do?

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lmao what is this

now we are talking

Hahahahaha

be in extreme pain

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No Wonder chief irons tried to arrest her

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Now this I can get into.

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Imagine how good it would be to cuddle with Claire.

I must break you

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Imagine the teenage snu snu

Imagine her cuddling you so hard your spine breaks

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pc cucs ruin everything, i swear

Muscular backs are unironically fucking hot. Needs a better ass tho.

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*continues playing video games*

you're just jelly

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*dresses like a slut in mods*

PChads cucking the consolelads yet again

there's another one that's not so buff

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RICED

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>navel
>A little of underboob

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They're just friends.

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>she's into microdicks
I might still have a chance!

That looks pretty bad desu. Maybe it's just the lighting but it looks like the mesh was just inflated a bit by someone who doesn't know how anatomy works or to model.
Also that painted on sports bra is horrible.

was it autism

more to lick

I love Jordan

why does this look so weird

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Wtf how do asian manlets get to have her??

hahahahaha seetttttttthhhh

Leon is adasexual

uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh

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I wish I knew...

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Claire approved thread

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180 jesus. She's a monster.

How tall is Leon? How tall is Claire?
She looks more than half a head shorter than him

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*gets fucking murdered by zombies*

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This is your new wife and daughter. No takebacks

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Jordan was just the face, the body and voice was other girl so Claire is not 1.80 in the game

This but unironically

>muscle shit
>not even muscle mommy
>just muscular
>ZSS’s orange outfit for whatever reason
No thanks, retard.

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You just KNOW.

She's even got the best blood type

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I like you.

White girls _____ dogs

>pc cucs
Yet, they gain more out of a game compared to console.

yep

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Claire protects Sherry

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>Claire breast feed Sherry

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GET THE FUCK OUT

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>RE7, REmake2, and DMCV all made in RE Engine
>Claire gets gorillion different mods showing off tits and ass
>The other numerous women in created in this engine get barely anything even the chick that was actualy naked in DMCV
>Endless Claire/Jordan posting

REmake2 was a mistake.

No one else is a protagonist, they are all NPCs except Ada who is a side character. Also no one else got a 10/10 nude mod (except maybe Nico)

She's around 6ft, he relatively looks 5'10 to 5'11.

>A woman seen together with a man automatically means they're fucking.

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Derp

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wow is that zoey from l4d

money

thats from when Chief Irons first comes up to her with his gun pointed and she thinks he's joking

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>Zombie bites you
>bites back

didn't the chink got cucked/friendzoned or something?

She had him in the palm of her hand, but she cared more about getting the virus sample than him. Also he thought she died

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no, the other chink, the one in the vids with Jordan

Which one? There are two.

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The one who there is a pic of him kissing her cheek said on his YT channel that he never got with her. People asked in the comments and he was like "I wish". I think he is this guy The other one with the glasses seems to just be her friend

If she doesn't dress up as Claire for Halloween at least I'm gonna be fuckin pissed. All these Jill Voth cosplay webms and nothing for Claire McEwen

She doesn't have the body tho

So question, who do we worship more? Nu-Claire or actual Jordan? And what about OG Claire?

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But she's got the face and no one else does. When Claire wears the red jacket you can hardly see her curves anyway

For me, Nu-Claire, i like her because of her looks but also her personality, Jordan is just the face

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>be me
>have younger sister
>get love letters from her friends all throughout middle school
>be a dumb fucking kid that's emberassed for this fact
>never reply
>destroy them
>don't talk with the girls about it
>fast forward 17 years
>all alone at 30 yo

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

When are you gonna kill yourself bros? A black baby is the future.

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Nu-Claire could have been PERFECT if they had just trusted that her original outfit was fine, put the "classic" as her default outfit and made a TRUE classic outfit with turtleneck and zip jacket with gloves as her "classic" outfit. There was no reason for the leather jacket and jeans, other than the fact that Claire's OG outfit is quite unsafe for biking but then, the new outfit still is anyway.

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I would pay a fucking sum to her to be allowed to be with her just topless, in a room for 15 minutes and be allowed to touch her upper body and suck her tits. I would fucking pay over the odds for even that.

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How about both?

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>her tits
you gonna need more than 15 min to find them

>that smile
>its never going to be for me

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You act like those things wont find your mouth like the hard little slut missiles that they are

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>tfw too chicken shit to play Resident Evil games
I love Claire though..

How does Jordan think about her RE2 involvement? Voth loves it and cosplays Jill on many occasions. I want to see Jordan do the same.

She is an airhead thot and doesn't even think about it

That just looks like me. t. skeleton working towards ottermode

Ballistics

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Probably never m8.

nuClaire
I always prefer the fictional ones

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Nu-Claire has more distinct face and a curvier body. IRL Jordan is too fucking lanky.

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Claire is not a good role model for Sherry

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>Professional model

How many lines of coke do you reckon she's done?

That is Jordan, Claire is pure

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>claire will never breast feed you

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Feels great to be Leon

I NEED SEX AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Nothing would make me happier. I love Claire.

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she barely mentioned it on her instagram and also isn't credited in the game's credits.

God, that must be so fucking weird to see a digital double of yourself in a video game. REALLY weird if you realize people can use it for other things.

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Her face is so weird looking. I can't find her attractive.

i just want to lick jordans feet bros
i would literally give my soul if i get to lick jordans feet and tummy for an hour or so

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There should be a good mod that gives her a full undershirt for the classic outfit, but there isn't. Someone made a great Darkside Chronicles one early on, BUT it looks like the shirt is just spray painted onto her skin; you can still kinda see the tank top outlines through it and the skin sheen is too obvious. Maybe I just installed the mod wrong, I dunno. There is even a version of it without the vest.

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>dating a mutt
Why do you faggots have such low standards?

damn I just want the short shorts w/ no fanny pack

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overbite

based

based basedposter

What was his fucking problem?

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I don't know, she seems like a really fun person to be around.
But I have this feeling if I was near her company she'd have this "look down on you" stare and make fun of you disguised as sarcasm.

I have no doubt she treats, well, "normal people" with respect and jokes around but if she met some of us here it wouldn't be looking so pretty. She's experienced a bit of a fame so I wouldn't doubt she has a bit of an asshole streak if she comes in contact with people she finds lame.

It's just how I feel when I look at her eyes.
What do some of you virgins think about this? Any other opinions?

That's fine, she is not for everyone. It's just like with most actresses; there are always a few that other people think are so hot but you just don't see it

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The guy who voices Jensen in DE said that it's weird in the beginning, but once you get used to it it's even more fun.
youtube.com/watch?v=flszuT3ROdo
at about 3:50

I miss Elias' voice. Fuck Square Enix for killing Deus Ex.

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Do you think irons popped a boner during that scene?

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No thanks, I like mine much better.

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Voth is the absolute best.

Yes. He was probably thinking of taxidermizing her

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>The great thing about the 360 isn't beating the games, it's showing everyone online that I did.

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Lol second pic looks like he’s holding a giant gun.

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Someone fucking answer me

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I doubt anyone really can since no one of us will ever interact with someone as pretty as her.

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She's not THAT pretty.
It's just a job she's doing that lets a wider audience see it.

There's plenty of pretty and fun girls around the world. Without the mean eyes.

Fatshaming is the transphobia of the '10s

THIS IS NOT OKAY

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there should be fat female zombies

I'd shame claire with my fat cock.