User, DELETE THOSE COMPUTER GAMES. ITS GIVING THE COMPUTER VIRUSES

>its a "mom thinks she knows more about computers than you because shes the adult/parent episode"

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They probably thought that their computer started to work more and more slow, and the only thing that changed was the new games.
My mom is still almost the same, her laptop boots in 10-15 seconds but she keep telling me that its growing slower and slower and asks if I can fix it.

Don't worry mom, I've got protection.

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Thanks Doc
[spoiler I would post the SDT Zero here but I don't have it saved [/spoiler]

*installs 30 toolbars*

>tfw both parents are computer-literate
Feels fucking good, man.

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>when an underdevelopped child makes you feel unmanly
Imagine all the snoylent.

>"your uncle knows more about PCs than you because he can use piratebay"
>"Grandma thinks your console's AV cables will damage her TV"
>"PCs are for work only"
>"user, those PC games will break the computer"
>any problem that arises in any fucking equipment like TVs and PCs is "it's those blasted games, user"

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fuck off zoomer

>this site used to be 18+ only
Do zoomers even get b& for being underage anymore?

but they gotta use the jew director's son

VIDEO GAMES NEW THING

NEW THING BAD

>dad buys laptop
>bricks it
>won't let me touch or look at it, just tries to solicit advise from me then complains when I say I have no fucking idea if he won't let me look
>buys an expensive gaming laptop as if low price was the problem before
>bricks it
I want to fucking rip my hair out

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Your dad is looking at men online

>mom is computer illiterate
>dad only knows the basics
>i have a degree in IT and work as a software developer
>they both still think they know more than me

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user...
kids born in 2001 can post on here now

Lan I think there's a virus in my butt, why don't you jack in?

>there are literally 12 year olds on Yea Forums

Well, no surprises there, but shouldn't your mothers know better?
Considering you were born in the late 00s, your mothers should have at least some clue.

Im 34 (not that guy) and my parents were both computer litterate, they didnt start like us but they learned. Thank god i dont live in america where i can just get the soccer mom or the alcoholic abusive dad.

t. Millennial Mom

Being a millennial myself, I'd say my generation generally has a better idea about computers than our parents.
It's a wide range, yeah, but, for example, fucking no one would browse the web without adblocker anymore.

If you look at Generation X in that context, you'll see statements like "Yeah, I looked up stair lifts for my mother 6 years ago, and I still get adverts for them due to that."

current 12 year olds have no idea how to use computers because of smartphones. all they know is how to use the idiot-proof apps and games.
t. father is a teacher who learned this firsthand

I fear for the next generation.

>grow up and move out
>visit mom
>she has viruses on her android phone
it never ends bros, tried to convince her to get an iphone since its better for normal people but she won't

They'll have stupid memes to deal with, but honestly they have it better than millenials.
They also have smarter, more moral people to help them out. Millenials only had boomers.

Hope I'll be able to prevent that for my young relatives.
The 7 year-old is at least attempting to learn programming.
...and he is experiencing Linux.

How the actual fuck do you even get phone viruses?

android is susceptible to all kinds of shit not to mention all phones are essentially anti consumer viruses to begin with

>granddad was very good with computers
>dad has no idea how to use them

I thought viruses on phones was just a hoax so they could sell antivirus programs

>smarter, more moral people to help them out
I'm not sure you're living in the same world I am.

>user YOUR NINTENDO GAVE MY TV A VIRUS

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Millenials are less shitty than boomers, no way around it.
Sure, there is an alt-right surge, but it is an angry reaction to people actually becoming less shit and more concerned with well-being of others around them.

not on android, ios is fine

*concerned with the well-being of brown people

Either by installing the malware yourself, or by using an exploitable app that allows for drive-by installs.
Phones are nothing but computers in the end.
Why would you think there can't be viruses for them? Are you 12?

boomers BTFO
zoomies assemble

Salty altard

>I'm considered the "tech guy" in the family because I know the most about tech stuff
>I really don't, I just know how to use google, read manuals, and make sure things are plugged in properly.
I don't mind sometimes, but having to take a look at why someone's computer isn't working, only to find it's because they either didn't plug it in or didn't plug the computer into the monitor is hair pullingly frustrating sometimes. NO IM NOT JOKING WHEN I SAY YOU SHOULD DOWNLOAD A FUCKING ANTIVIRUS OR ANTI-MALWARE PROGRAM. YOUR COMPUTER HAS MORE VIRUSES THAN THE WHORE DOWN THE STREET, STOP CLICKING EVERY SINGLE AD YOU SEE AAAH

I mean TVs nowadays are smaller computers. And technically HDMI can also have ethernet lanes, so it isn't even that out of the world anymore.

I'm sure you will be remembered for not being racist.

>just know how to use google
That's the burden for all "family tech guy" out there
Straight up install parental controls if you can get away with it

>parental controls were designed so parents set it up so kids don't fuck things up
>it's better used by "kids" so their parents don't fuck up
weird but I'm ok with this

>tfw mum asked my sister what runescape was when i was little and she said it was a famous virus so i wasnt allowed to play it
fuggen rip

>m-muh memory
Why are altards so concerned with being named in some way?
Fame, children, muh history - why bother with something that no one benefits from when you'll be dead by then?

Complete lack of admittance that it may be their own fault.
Isn't it common for white collar boomers to always the IT department on whenever they do something wrong with the computer?

Did you cunt punt her?

Have sex

I work IT, they try, but my boomer boss just "yes yes of course"s them and then we just clean the mess. Honestly, technologically illiterate millenials are worse, even if more rare

>son, why don't you have a smartphone? i want to send you funny images but i can't because you have no facebook or instagram! i though you liked computers???

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based shota lover

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>you'll be dead anyway, why care about the future?
My thoughts exactly on global warming. Your urban liberal apres moi la deluge attitude is transparent - don't pretend to be above it all.

of course, and then everybody clapped

Is Ion going to be daijoubu?

My dad had that pop up that said your computer has a virus call this number to fix it and he did. I was not home and I felt so bad he paid like 300 bucks

Do zoomers even know that feel?

Don't know but they probably know the pain of a parent figure who can monitor your activity on your computer if they bother doing so

My friend asked his younger brother why he does not want a laptop or something and he said “I have an iPhone it’s better” his brother is 20 and his spelling is so bad now he thinks auto correct will save his ass

>I have an iPhone, it's better
His parents better save up for the cataract surgery.

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My favorite is unironically
>STEAM IS A VIRUS THATS TAKING ALL YOUR SPACE
no im just too poor to get a secind hdd

fuck no, they have a smartphone once they turn 7 and are more /fa/ than the average reddit user on here

>It's a "stop spending hours in front of the TV playing videogames, it's bad for you but watching TV is okay" episode

O NO STEAM VIRUS
>she installs pc optimizer pro

>his brother is 20 and his spelling is so bad now he thinks auto correct will save his ass
>tfw one of my autism fears is that I'll lose the ability to correctly write or research because of how easy tech makes it
Imagine suddenly losing ability to use search engines and spellcheckers.

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>parents tell me to never put personal info online
>mom has a Facebook account and posts pictures with enough info to extrapolate where we live, everyone in our families names, what schools we attend how old we are
>tell her about it
>"Oh Facebook is different, user*
AAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Not a PC Gamer at all but I do use my PC to emulate games and it's gotten slower, already been rocking it for 6 years. What do that doesn't involve changing parts?

>tfw this is my dad

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Your parents sound like awful narcissists.

Hope he's not the pretentious type.

Wizard here, is this still a thing?

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Why do people fantasize about mom-son incest? Don't we biologically desire younger mates?

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>Don't we biologically desire younger mates?
Yeah mothers do

You mean little boys

God I wish it ended at "sound like".
While I was studying for my degree every time they saw me at the PC they automatically assumed I was playing vidya. "Can't you just write your programs on paper?". To this day they're convinced I've never studied a day in my life and was just born "gifted". They tell this to fucking everyone and no matter how often I say it's not true they just won't listen and go back to their original story the very next minute.
But it could be worse, I suppose, they could be convinced I cheated my way through it.

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>technologically illiterate millenials are worse, even if more rare
Seems pretty common honestly. Your average retard can use a computer but have you seen the shit they do i.e facebook

the father wasn't available for filming

>"Can't you just write your programs on paper?"

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KYS fucking zoomer

any hackable TVs old enough to have burn-in?
during the hours of the day when the users are at work I would display some buttfucking at full brightness for 8 hours

>Can't you just write your programs on paper?
I mean they're technically not wrong, you could write the code down.

>unable to do whatever you like with your hardware
>AT LEAST THERES NO CAPACITY FOR ME TO BE A DIPSHIT AND INSTALL MALWARE
mac OS does the exact same thing by hiding everything that can potentially damage the computer behind the terminal so the average applefag is scared away

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You can also just live in a cave without electricity, cook using fire and walk everywhere but why would you shoot yourself in the foot for no reason other than "mom said so"?

>Technically

June 2019... I am forgotten...

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lol what a faggot

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yeah and then you transcribe it to the PC and oops are you playin' that darned vidya with the numbers and letters again?

Do it at Uni/Community college

Single mothers deserve the rope

I just thought about it 10 seconds ago before clicking on Yea Forums.

why didn't he just use a password

>we're having a slow internet day or wifi-router is about to give it

ARE YOU DOWNLOADING AGAIN user?! I'm telling you, they will cut our internet out soon if you continue to do that.

Fuck you, this makes me so irrationally angry every time I even see the thumbnail.

Actually which is worse statistically, being orphaned or being raised by a single mother?

>Yea Forums

Fucking this. As far as I remember my parents and teachers in school have been telling me never to put my info on the net and now everyone does it without a second tought.
Honestly, I'm starting to get scared of internet and how serious business it's nowdays.

Orphaned, from my personal experience.
Most people I’ve met that were raised by single moms are fairly successful. Not amazing, but they have decent jobs and families.
On the other hand, most orphans I know ate shit during foster care because they were too old to get adopted. The only good one I know was adopted by my cousin and her family.

>Orphaned, from my personal experience.
>statistically
>personal experience

>Orphaned
>from my personal experience.

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It's something along the lines of a child percepting world through only his parents. Parents are the tool of your social developement. You try all kind of shit on them. When growing up and the hormones starts to kick, your body develops the fuck mode, and since your world is your parents, what else are you going to fuck.

The current social model of a balanced child is having 2 parents of opposite sex, so the dad at one point will interfere between the sexual bond of the child/mother. It also works if it's a daughter, she will love her father and there need to be a bond break, Else she ends up like a whore who only want "daddy's cock" all her life to mimick the one of her father she never had.

Yeah millennials and older Zoomers? (I never know the dates for this shit, born 85-99ish maybe 2001 cut off) are the absolute sweet spot for computers, learned them at the right age and as they learned computers got more complex and they kept up with it. The older generations ignored it at first and felt satisfied after a basic amount of knowledge and now the much younger generation have too much smart phone and tablet exposure which is preventing them from any real knowledge of computers. They just use the YouTube app to watch a video theyve never had to download some torrent software and unzip the files off of some shady website etc... to get a video they wanted. Millennials will be seen as computer hackers to both their parents and their kids forever, it’s like all guys fron the 50s being good at cars.

>it's a teenage episode a decade ago
>me ranting about privacy issues
>dad: well if you got nothing to hide son, why are you bothered about it

some are just mean't to be cattle no matter what.

Kids nowadays are expert at social manipulation and being narcissistic. That's where older people need to train.

I work in foster care. Most orphaned kids wished they had one parent instead of gambling for two shitty ones looking for orphan checks.

peak suffering is single mother and a younger sister. no question.

>Open up granddad's computer
>it's more viruses and adds, and shitty browser addons and applications it looks like clutter all over screen
>start slowly by erasing all the shit
>mfw it's the 8th time this year i'm helping them out

why do people click on shit they don't know about?

>green tea

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Your dad must be hated a work. Sounds like a real cunt.

>"Ok mom"
>Deletes shortcut
Was that so hard you brainlets?

BASED

nigger what are you on about?

I was lucky in a sense. My parents knew that a kid would understand these newfangled computers better than they could and just let me manage it.
I was unlucky in the sense that my dad bricked the computer three times by going on dodgy porn websites as well as subscribing to everything with his card. I had to fix the computer, teach him to use a safe free streaming service and help him remove the £100 a month worth of porn subs he had racked up. I found out he was going on zoophilia websites.