Where were you when the creator of God of War retcons Kratos sexuality as bi?

KRATOS CONFIRMED GAY PEDOPHILE

Zeus has fucked a guy or two.

>western AAA Sony exclusive
>faggotry
geez louise who woulda thunk it

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Did Jaffe just say Kratos being a gay pedophile was "fine by him"
wew lad.

This isn't even clown world anymore. It's an experiment to test how far things can go until a reset is not only warranted, but exceedingly necessary. Seeking validation in random video game characters. My god.

Pissing off retards is a game so easy I wonder why they still play.
Now with that said it literally does nothing to the character as depicted in the game so who cares.

Behold the hetero fragility.

It was a bad joke

>That’s right, fellow homosexuals. Our very own Kratos from God of War is actually a doublesex just like you! Please buy his gayme to support his cause!

>make new studio after quit santa monica
>closed after 1 game
meh, fucked him

ITT: Autists dont understand sarcasm.

>gay people are also pedophiles by association by the way and that's great!
leftists are really oblivious to what they say aren't they

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Better fragile than a pedo

Thats gays not bis tho

>revisionist history is good when it's against gays

what

That completely misses the point of Ancient Greek culture though. They weren't fucking young boys for romantic sex, they were doing it because they legit saw it as a weird bonding way and as a brotherhood building mechanic. It's hard to wrap your head around but basically it was No Homo Sex. Back then if you were outed as having sex with the same sex for romantic reasons you got ostracized and labeled a mega faggot.

well he was Greek

Your mother's been dead a long time, boy. It's time you started filling her shoes.

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Not even remotely surprising

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>Back then if you were outed as having sex with the same sex for romantic reasons you got ostracized and labeled a mega faggot.
Man history really repeats itself.

You... you know what bi means yes?

>mfw my dad makes me erp as my mom again

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it's a gay person who is non-binary.

Bi? you mean like most greeks?

Learn sarcasm faggot.

>y'all
Every time.

No.
They're bi, they would fuck both men and women. It'd be like saying a computer is electricity that goes trough silicone and metal.

Yeah pretty much

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I thought that was a meme?

I get that a AAA developer is apparently trolling by calling his protagonist a gay pedophile, but wow. What a totally disgusting thing to paint your protagonist as.
It's actually insulting to both fags and homophobes so I don't know what message he's trying to send here.

No user computers are quite real, if you would believe it.

Imagine being a faggot.

Most humans are bisexual, but end up marrying opposite gender.

>kratos is a pedo
>happy pride day by the way
based

This isn't true at all and I really want to know where this meme developed. Pederasty was acceptable, fucking another grown man was not. GETTING FUCKED by a grown man was always viewed as the most womanly thing you could do.
Pederasty was a weird fucking thing and was mostly used as a "passing of the torch" for the people involved. Most of the time the father would pair the boy with another man of similar trade. The boy would then learn from the adult and on the side might get his ass fucked. EVEN THEN guys like Plato were saying that shit was stupid as fuck and they should drop the ass fucking entirely and just leave the "passing of the torch".
I hate it when people say "lol roman/greeks were GAY" because they were very clearly not and especially not the gay you see in the modern world. putting modern labels like that on people 2000 fucking years ago is the biggest brainlet thing you could ever do.

if you imagine bi is short for binary why would you think a bi person would be non-binary?
What the fuck am I even talking about? Why the fuck do we care so much about what we like to fuck? Just fuck with consent! Christ all-mighty, people are so afraid of being normal.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
WHERE IS MY HUSBAND'S COCK

>this is what the -nel era audience of Yea Forums actually believes
"Don't worry about Tumblr," they said.
"Don't worry about ResetERA," they said.

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Greeks had openly gay brothels and spas with pictures on the walls about men fucking each other that modern people found. They also used satyrs as a excuse of why they got fucked in the ass when they got drunk. Their love god was also a woman so something being sexually womanly was a good thing.

Why would he want cock if he was bi, especially if he was more leaning towards fucking women?
Shit if anything he'd be a trap guy.

I have absolutely no fucking clue what you are talking about.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_ancient_Greece
Fucking a grown man was not a common thing
>Their love god was also a woman so something being sexually womanly was a good thing.
Actually go fuck yourself you have no idea what you are talking about.

lmao

What a dip. Everyone knows Snake's one true love is Otacon.

>people think jaffe is a SJW

he's publicly called resetera as being retarded morons and got a whole bunch of SJW's mad at him after calling them out on their bullshit

he's a jew who apologizes for his white privilege
a firm believer in affirmative action
and a gun grabber

Give it another 8 years and pedophilia and ephebophilia will be part of LGBT. I guarantee it.

Its true tho, when we are born we are all something inbetween female and male until the x y genes kick in

That happens not even a month into conception.

But its how it is

classical civilizations were homo as fuck, but technically classifications of "hetero/homo/bi" wouldn't be acknowledged, or even understood, by them.

the descriptor for classical sexuality was mainly if you were a penetrator (good/masculine) or the penetrated (bad/feminine), regardless of the sex of the people engaging in the act.

It's a shame so many put spirituality into sexuality, putting things like love or universal truth into it. Doesn't help that most people have a fear of being called gay since youth due to the social ostracization of not being able to become a true man and the fact that most homosexual see their lot in life out of their control for it. So you're either a sneaky faggot or a tryhard breeder.

He calls things sexist and says not buying a game because it doesn't have good female representation is a good reason. That's enough to call him an SJW.

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>breeder
t. fag

t. normie

lmao go fuck yourself with the wrong end of a broom faggo

Sounds like better times than now.

It wasn't.

It fits considering GoW is only on PS4 and 98℅ of its games feature gay characters

I will but not before I go and fuck your women, consensually and give her gay aids.

Bisexuality is a fucking meme, and basically just means you're lusting for cock while being too much of a fucking pansy to admit it.

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>suddenly historical accuracy matters

Behold the sourgrapes gayfag
Have sex
This is not video games.

>implying I have a woman
HA GET FUCKED FAGGOT

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Not really.
>Women were even tougher to get
>Neet lifestyle basically impossible
>Bunch of faggots from "the community" dictate your every part of life, no anonymity or free will at all
>if you happen to be in greece you're probably gonna be put in the militia or under athens boot.

Lmao a faggot got more pussy that you, fag.

Imagine missing on pussy or cock.
SAD

Fucking little boys in Sparta isn't gay. It would be gay if you were the one being fucked in the ass. Leave it to fags to not know shit about their gay as fuck history.

>Women were even tougher to get
lmao all you had to do is be a man. 99% all you needed was a brother so you could eventually fuck his daughter.
>Neet lifestyle basically impossible
implying you couldn't just be the proto NEET, a philosopher

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notice how the faggots and trannies casually mention pedophilia in their talk and act like it's the most normal thing ever?

this is modern Sony, ladies and gentlemen. David Jaffe openly and publicly just said on twitter that it is FINE BY HIM.

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that fag is only seeing his dildo. Bitch ain't pullin' anything.

I think everyone is missing the point. It's true, given Kratos' history he likely got fucked by some dudes as a kid and he most likely fucked other boys and men while he was in the Spartan army. However, given what we know about the psychology of child rape victims they tend to be very angry.

So what they are saying is that Kratos' downright unreasonable rage stems from being raped by a bunch of fags as a child. Therefore, faggotry is responsible for the destruction of Greece.

seriously... read the second bit, retards.

Imagine being so angry at gays that you have to go out and defend your favorite wavorite culture you literally have nothing to do with and can not even change.

>that pic
Fucking gross.
They should take custody from them. Who the fuck lets his kids go out wearing crocs?

i think im gonna play the new call of duty. this is the year fellas how about yall

probably the dumbest bit of advice ever "just ignore them and they go away!"
no, you're just a faggot

>Dildo
>When you can fuck manass and pussy

You ain't pulling shit bitch. Don't act like you are some faggot alpha with your 4 inch cock.

>ACTIVELY encouraging the idea that Kratos is a pedo that molests young boys and having zero fucking issues with it

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Dont idiots read between the lines.

hes making fun of them.

he called Sweet tooth a fag, sweet tooth is a CLOWN.

hes making a HONK HONK JOKE BUT HE HAS TO DO SO IN CODE

t. faggot

Dont bother discussing with incels

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Some of The greatest greek soldiers had sex with each other.

But... they get cock too?
user you CAN LOVE BOTH COCK AND PUSSY.
Have you not heard of /d/?

/pol/ won.
Acceleration is happening

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Hah, pathetic singlexuality. Catching gay ass is ez even with a tiny dick and then it's just convincing your new gay friend to wingman for you.
You haven't seen skillful pussygrabbing until you've seen a faggot in motion.

>Wanting to fuck pussy makes you gay
Lmao you got it backwards you queer.

Don't act like you are shit bitch
I doubt that dick has seen sunlight in years

>"yeah ok. why not."
>retcon

Unsurprised, Snoyboys only consume media with a large amount of gay in it.

I'm sorry I can't hear you from the absolute insane veneral diseases I got from all this ass and pussy I fuck and my ass and dick get.

I bet your dick is as clean as a whistle, probably don't even have crabs.
lmao what a tenth rate faggot

And why do you think the Greeks barely accomplished anything outside of their own tiny country? Because all those soldiers were scarred little boys from getting fucked by a bunch of fags when they were little children which led them to fighting amongst themselves when they could have taken over the known world with relative ease.

It took a Macedonian not fucking their children to focus them long enough to put their armies to good use.

No one thinks the ancient Greeks and Romans were gay. Just like no one thinks burly straight men stuck on a ship or in jail are gay when they resort to ass blasting as a last resort. Sexuality is more complex than that.
But they did have culturally engrained comings bathing and mutual masturbation or at the very least masturbating in front of each other. This was some bullshit about breaking barriers and fostering masculine bonds.
Then there was the rampant ass raping of boys and girls, also culturally engrained. Only the vag was off limits. This why I kek at dude bros who valorise ancient Greeks and cool "alpha" Spartans. Ancient people were shitty. Colour me shocked.

But where's the proof user? You never see a hint of it to my knowledge.
>Oh he's spartan s-so-
And because you're on Yea Forums you're a straight racist who wants all trannies executed then? After all you're on Yea Forums so it must be true.

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Clean as a whistle? Sure, it get slobbered on by both man and woman so it gotta be clean.

Nigga the only one slobbering on the cock is your dog.

>pedophilic relationship
>Kratos is at least bi
>pedophilic
What? I know it was this back than. Even relationships between weaponbrotherd. But what? Who would ever write this as a reason a fictional Yea Forums character is not 100% straight?
If this isnt on a site with husbandos or waifus, who cares? This only shows that Twitter was a mistake and only Yea Forums is pure.

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Well yeah he's not actually gay it was a joke.
But my point was that having kids and two wives doesn't exclude you fucking manass now and then.

Agree. Because it happened doesnt mean its common or mandatory to happen.

You'll have to taste that rainbow sooner or later anons.

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Bitch now you're just being inconsistent, have I fucked something with my tiny dick or not?

And don't you say because I fucked the dog it doesn't count, rape counts.

Your dick is to flaccid to actually fit into your dogs ass.
I told you that you don't fuck period and I meant it faggot. A dog licking your peanut butter covered dick ain't penetration retard.

>I think I ought to say something also about intimacy with boys, since this matter also has a bearing on education. In other Greek states, for instance among the Boiotians, man and boy live together, like married people; elsewhere, among the Eleians, for example, consent is won by means of favours
>The customs instituted by Lykourgus[1] were opposed to all of these
>But if it was clear that the attraction lay in the boy’s outward beauty, he banned the connexion as an abomination; and thus he purged the relationship of all impurity, so that in Lakedaimon it resembled parental and brotherly love.

>Xenophon, Constitution of the Lakedaimonians (sparta and surrounding) II 12-14

>Imagine masturbating, pleasuring a penis like some homosexual in denial.
>Imagine giving your self head just because you're flexible enough, literally sucking a penis like a gay guy in denial.
>Imagine trying to advocate that self pleasure isn't gay because it's your self in order to explain your gay actions away
Stay pure or get gay.

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You keep backpedaling you nigger, your argument is falling apart.

Get out of here you little goblin, adults are talking about fucking.

Weren't Nazis sexually liberal?

Well, now we can safely point that bisexual priest are the ones behind countless kiddy diddling.

Well they were trying to be the greeks as understood by early 1900's retards. They probably fell for the "greeks a gay" meme.

Yea Forumsideogames is a interesting place.

Based Jaffe trolling retards

Friendly reminder that trans and traps are mortal enemies.

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Kek

>backpeddling
lmao faggot I haven't backpedaled once. Is your brain as small as your dick?

There he goes, worlds fastest reverse biker.

For the first time ever, a developer is historically accurate when calling a character gay.
You see, in ancient Greece, sexuality was basically with two partners, a top and a bottom. Gays were a thing, and if gays were a thing, so were Bis. Seriously, for once they got something right.

Too bad it was about the guy who absolutely fucked multiple chicks per game, he couldn't be bi with all the pussy he slayed. But hey, it's atleast a safe assumption and not "oh he's gay now haha!".

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t. butthurt limp dick faggot

Who would've thunk a mentally impaired gibbon who can't talk shit would be so good at falling back on his words! Wow!

And that's a good thing.

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YThis is pathetic now. go back to fucking yourself in the ass, it will probably be a better display then this weak shit you are putting forth. sound like a broken record.

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wow he mad

>kratos is gay because historically he fucks children

i-is this really what this is saying???!?!?

>resorting to u mad

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>he fell for the greeks were gaylords meme

oh no
its retarded

>Jk rowlling of video games

>and there's zero evidence Kratos is gay
>beard
>muscular
>raises someone else's son
Hmm...

Shit you mad as fuck son
Imagine getting this upset over low key faggotry because you can't keep your point consistent lmao.

>u mad as fuck
I see you replaced your broken record for a new broken record.

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ahaha look at this pathetic faggot actually getting angry on a finnish baking forum.
"oh I'm so sick and tired and calm I'M NOT MAD!" like yeah bitch that's convincing.

>u mad for the third time
I think it isn't your records user, I think it is the entire record player that is broken.

Anything is good when it's against gays, what exactly is your point, you mongoloid?

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>reddit buzzwords now

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Fucking hell you're fucking furious.
You need to calm down.

based historyfag

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You realize that Spartan men barely saw their wives, and when they did it was under the cover of darkness for the sole purpose of procreation? Have you seen the fucking Navy, those guys were fucking homoing it up on campaigns.

>Dude it's not gay it's bonding

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Alright bitchboy, post another regurgitated meme pic at me to show how """calm""" you are lol

Honestly if he's spartan then it fits.

>That image
Oh my fucking god, it all makes sense now

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The original tweet made it clear he was joking, but at lesst he admited it was just virtue signaling

Nah man that just shows how angry you are come on bitchboy, a real one. One you didn't even give a single effort into making.

>It was just a joke
This is fine. Him making Kratos full on de gay would also be fine. It's his fucking game franchise. Devs can choose to do what they want ultimately.

This is getting boring. Last (you).

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>makes a game that is essentially a male power fantasy with thot fucking inclided
>goes to become a sjw
worst part is that people will think he's being genuine when it's just following whatever trend is out now

dude he is literally an ancient Spartan. Kratos was/is balls deep in boi pussy at the very least every other day.

Should've shut your bitch mouth when I told you to, dogs should know their place under masters nuts and keep licking.

If it's Greek Kratos it's ok, if it's Norse Kratos it's not. It's only okay to be faggot when you're Greek.

Atreus is Kratos' biological son, you faggot.

B-b-but there's no woman to take care of him a-a-a real man should dump the loinspawn to the wolves the moment he has to take care of it l-l-like a true man

Back then people didn't identify themselves straight or gay or bi. The only rule among Romans is that no Roman man can be penetrated, so fucking a foreign trap slave is okay. This grand tradition sticks for a long time, even after Roman lands fell under Muslim control; fair Slavic boys were in high demand both in Iberia and Anatolia.

>don't worry its not gay if the balls dont touch

>Their love god was also a woman so something being sexually womanly was a good thing.
My dude, being called a woman at that time was one of the most scathing insults you could deliver to someone. That was absolutely NOT a good thing, and being publicly known as a ginormous faggot that likes taking dick in the ass was life ruining.

It's pretty obvious he's saying Kratos is straight. Yea Forums is too fucking dumb to read

I'm willing to bet he became a dad and had a daughter during that period

youtube.com/watch?v=FV5aCyLyHOY

>/vpol/ is crying about non-issues again.
you guys are more pathetic than any sjw I've seen.