3 VOTES DECIDES

IGNORE THE FORD FAGS

TAKE THE FUCKING FERRY

Built FORD tough

F O R D

FORD FAGS GET OUT

FORD

Fordfags our to kill us all again

Oh boy, you're one of those caulkers aren't ya. We are real men, ain't no water gonna stop us/

Ford, It's 20 oxen, they got this.

ferry

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HE WAS TOO SHORT

HE DROWNED IN 4 FOOT DEEP WATER

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Yea Forums Party Wagon
Suicide rushes to Oregon only
Fording only
To Hell we ride

Caulk!
Caulk!
Caulk!
Theres your 3 votes ford fags btfo.

When will they learn?

MANLET MANLET MANLET

ANKLE DEEP WATER IS HIS WEAKNESS

MANLETS UTTERLY BTFO

Fucking kek.

NOOOOO

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Witches don't float user

fucking lol

So that’s why it’s the Fall of 76...

and nothing of value was lost

LISTEN HERE, DUMBASS

WHEN YOU DO THESE TYPES OF INTERACTIVE THINGS YOU HAVE TO USE A BIT OF DISCRETION AND SET SOME GROUND RULES OR THE TROLLS WILL RUIN EVERYTHING

Yea Forums proving once again that if you give them an infinite amount of monkeys with an infinite amount of typewriters

they will drown them all 100% of the time

SEE THAT AFTERLIFE, TODD? YOU CAN GO TO IT

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Worst fucking oxen.

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FUCKING MANLETS

Should have brought along some extra copies of Skyrim® Remastered to stand on.

I WILL NOT DIE HERE

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IM SEXIER WHEN IM SOAKED

Fording saved the day again. antifordfags BTFO

WE STILL GOT ENOUGH OX!

INTO THE PIT MANLET

HE'S GOTTA BE LYING ABOUT DROWNING RIGHT ?!

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TIME FOR ROUND TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

3 VOTES

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Wait

Caulk the river

FORD

I thought that was only in the after life DLC?

FORD CHADS WHERE YOU AT

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CAULK IT NIGGER

FORDDDDD

Ford!

CAULK

What the hell, Ford it

FJORD

FORD
EVERY FUCKING TIME

WAIT

FORD IN TODD'S HONOR

CAULK

FORD!!!!!!

Caulk

FORDS

WE'RE TWO FOR TWO BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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When will these manlets learn?

FUCKING MANLET BITCH

F
They died heroes deaths.

Now aren't you glad you bought 20!?

SHIT

YOU FAGGOTS CANT EVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT, I LOVED CHOKING ON TODDS MASSIVE THROBBING COCK

NO, NOT THE OXEN!

HOW ITS ONLY 4 FOOT?!?!?!!??!?!?

Now we don't have enough to form the oxen mecha

PACE AND RATIONS?

WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET A FEW DROWNINGS STOP US, WILL WE?

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FAST AND FED

SLOW AND STEADY

YES

Slow max rations

>five days on and we have already lost more than half of the oxen and the manlet
Blunder of the century.

GUIDE

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FAST AND FILLING

Slow down to a crawl and eat everything in sight

FAST

go back to the river and FORD

Fast and fed

FAST
HIGH RATIONS

How the fuck is 4 feet too deep. Is this a joke?

>expecting any better from Yea Forums's management skills

We should buy some oxen.

GOTTA GO FAST!!!

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ACCELERATE
C
C
E
L
R
ALL THE WAY
T
E

It's too deep for the Oxen that are hauling a ton of weight, retard

Fucking manlet oxen.

NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW

WE MARCH ONWARDS

FOR TODD

I CAN HEAR HIS SPIRIT CALLING DOWN TO US

>SEE THAT OREGON? YOU CAN REACH IT.

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SEE THAT MOUNTAIN?

WHY HAVE WE STOPPED

MAYBE WE'RE NOT DOOMED

MAYBE.... THIS GAME WILL BE THE ONE?

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Actually go slow.

FIRST REPLY DECIDES PACE AND RATIONS

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INNIMENT DYSENTERY

OH BOY POISON BERRIES

Bad Water waiting room

EAT

NUH UH, DAT SHIT POISONOUS

I MISS NIGGER

HUNT

>We need to rely on blind luck to support our retardation
Sounds like a Yea Forums run to me

FAT AND FURIOUS

Fast and full

FAST AND HIGH

I think it's time for some B. A. D. W. A. T. E. R.

Pic related is you.

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>B. A. D. W. A. T. E. R.

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WE'RE ACTUALLY MAKING GOOD TIME

IM STARTING TO BELIEVE

WE DONT HAVE ANY BULLETS

WE'RE PACIFISTS

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Always losing is not fun, user

Is it time

What are you talking about? I'm a Fordfag

VIOLATE ONE OF THE REMAINING 16 OXEN FOR ME
I MEAN GROOM IT FOR ME

NOT THIS TIME, ANONS

THIS TIME WE DINE ON THE SWEETEST FRUIT IN THE LAND

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Filling.
Medium Pace.

You mean fordCHAD?

time for a curse

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Maybe the real ford was the friends we made on the way.

SOUTH PASS AND NOT A SINGLE BAD EVENT HAS HAPPENED

TODD IS WATCHING OVER US, I KNOW IT!

TODD NO

PACE AND RATIONS?

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What is the point of this suicide mission. Is wanting to marry your cousin THAT much of a priority?

Funny given the games rep I expected you to wipe due to Dysntery on the first turn.

Ran into Indians last time, bad water and fog
Haven't seen a single one yet, nothing but berries
Makes you think

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FAST AND FILLING

Slow and max.

fat slow

Medium Pace
Filling Rations

DROP ALL THE OXEN AND CLOTHES
FULL SPEED
NO RATIONS

F A S T N I G G A

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Filling and fast. Tonight we eat our fill of berries, and tommorrow. WE RIDE!

FUCKING SICKFAGS

I -DON'T- KNOW THAT FEEL

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The only chads in this thread are the floaty bois. Bros ww@?

YOU'RE JINXING YOURSELF

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PUT ON SOME EUROBEAT AND FLOOR IT
youtube.com/watch?v=QXmMkjKczjU

Todd is blessing our journey so that way we can sell skyrims in Oregon

Rape her and cannibalize her father.

THREE VOTES

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get better genes pleb

The 4 foot sacrifice was the key to a safe journey.

TAKE DAT SHORT CUT, BITCH

Slow and steady gets you fucking killed. Your dad is a moron.

YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE
OREGON IS OURS

River. Supplies r for fags

SHORTCUT

Fort Bridger.

FORD THE RIVER

TAKE THE TODD-CUT

Supplies

supplies

WE NEED NO SUPPLIES
WE NEED FAST

SHORTCUT NOW

FORD THE RIVER

SHORT-CUT

ALSO I AM NOW HAVING TO FILL OUT CAPTCHAS INSTEAD OF JUST PUSHING THE CHECK MARK, FUCK

Lmao. Poor sensible user. You tried

FOOOOORD

Go buy bullets.

It didn't say they died.
You just lost them because you tried to ford a river that was 2 feet too deep.
Your oxen were like "man, what a retard" and ran.

ALL THE WAY TO GREEN RIVER CROSSING WITHOUT A SINGLE BAD EVENT

3 VOTES TO CROSS NORMALLY

5 VOTES FOR SUIC- I MEAN FORDING

DON'T MESS THIS UP Yea Forums

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THREAD SOUNDTRACK
youtube.com/watch?v=2LchUdLLgQ8

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FLOAT

SUIC-FORDING. BELIEVE IN IT

WAIT

F O R D

O R

R O

D R O F

CROSS NORMALLY FOR ONCE

FLOAT

DONT FORD IT THIS TIME. FORD FAGS GET OUT

CAULK THAT SHIT.

FEERRRRRYYYYY!!!!

FERRY

Ferry

DO NOT FORD, FERRY

FAIRY

JUST CAULK IT FOR ONCE.
ENOUGH OF THIS FORDING BULLSHIT.

Caulk

>see that ford? you can cro-

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD

>throws Todd into the river

>So many hating on fording
Bunch of pansies.

>40.7 feet deep
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE INVISIBLE ROW ROW FORd THE POWER

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Give it the caulk

You are a fucking disgrace.

BASED FERRYBROS HAVE COME TO SAVE THE DAY

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>Only 40.7 feet deep
>Not Fording
Bunch of manlets, all of you.

Well your just a "Muh heil spiral" faggot.

>he skipped me
feels good to not be a disgrace.

snap

WE SURVIVED

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WE LIVE

How the fuck does this work?

ROW ROW FLOAT THAT BOAT

boo gay

YES

>you had no trouble floating the wagon across
>FLOATING

TODD'S GHOST

IS MAD AT US FOR NOT FORDING?

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Pic related is everyone who said float.

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NOOOO

Fucking perfect!

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40 leagues under the sea.

This wagon is incredible, not a flat or forked tongue.
It fucking floats too, wow.

SEE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DON'T FORD

But we'll carry the shame forever in our hearts.

Our wagon is the greatest mode of transport ever conceived by mankind

Pure luck, nothing more. Fording would've done the same.

You're just mad that we're gonna make it to Oregon.

BASED FLOAT/FERRYBROS

please press F

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We live, but we lost our honor.

F

F
A God amongst mere mortals.

Bunch of fags probably didn't ford.

;_;7

The virgin ford vs the Chad Float anyone?

F

Dear strongbad how do you ford with boxing gloves on?

O

F

>The Floatchads vs the Fordvirgins
When will they learn?

It's time anons...

B A D W A T E R
A
D
W
A
T
E
R

F
uck fordfags

F

Fucking fordfags

What is this doing on the other side of that river?

YISS TODD IS WITH US

He suicided becausw we didnt ford

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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F(ord) o7

F

Who?

DROP HIM

>Dysentery
TODD IS HAUNTING

who?

Wtf did you eat, moot

And there goes the fresh wagon smell.

F

chad caulk*

F

Won't forget Moot

One last time he let's us down.

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Leave him for the buzzards.

It's alright, we've got Hiro as backup.

MOOOOOOOOOOODS

F

WE'RE ALREADY LIKE HALFWAY THERE

HOW IS THIS GOING SO WELL

PACE AND RATIONS? FIRST REPLY DECIDES

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I blame Todd.

Can't WE just eat him?

FAST AND FILLING

Eat him, Alfred Packer style!

FINALLY!!! Praise to Badwater-Chan!Slow and max

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Fast starve

F

>We're in Idaho already
Fucking disgusting, truly a fate worse than death.

Based strongfat poster

>not pictured: Moot shitting himself to death

HM, INTERESTING

NOD REALLY :D:D:DD

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Why are we all black people?

second

FULL AND FAST

Eat him.

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME HARD JOB, KIDDO
>UNZIPS DICK

R E C O R D P A C E

ARE WE JUST OUTRUNNING ALL OF THE BAD SHIT?

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>buffalo chips
UH OH, POO POO

Nigga's job is literally picking up shit to burn

Sacrifce the villagers to Badwater-Chan.

HA GOT EM

BUY MORE OX

Now you're asking for trouble

SAY GOODBYE TO THIS RANDOM LITERALLY WHO

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>Missus
Who does this fag think we are?

You cant outrun B.A.D.W.A.T.E.R.

It will find you,
and it will kill you

>going to California
poor bastard

F

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>river
You know what that means

The fordfags will doom us at snake river, calling it now.

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AS LONG AS WE HAVE WATER

ITS KEANU REEVES

>Snake river
Ford?...

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Todd Howard really did have the best of intentions

EAT HIM

How do you put it down without bullets?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

someone should make a yandere anime girl based on badwater-chan

>either you drink me or you don't drink at all

I can feel it user

bludgeon to death

CAULK MEN!
MAN YOUR KEYBOARDS!

F

How can you put it out of it's misery without a gun??

LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU

LMAO

PRAISE TO BADWATER-CHAN! IA IA DYSENTERY FLTGN!

Please don't make me want to dick badwater

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You use a gun, look at the picture. Dude's gonna beat a sick ox to death with the butt of his rifle.

>whole family of pilgrims just wailing on this sick oxen with a bunch of sticks

BELIEVE IN THE CAULKCHADS
Brother we will make it!

IM GETTING WORRIED

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She is the mother of disease and yuri qt gf to Ebola-Chan. Those in her service prefer RNG type chaos to the slow organized death Ebola-Chan makes. Cmon lads! Make an image of her so we can meme her power to crash OP's game!

Oh no

>tfw no river to ford

RIP American Auto Industry

Nothing a good Fording won't cure.

SLOW DOWN

SHOULD HAVE VAXXED

G-GUYS??

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Fordfags btfo

THIS IS YOUR FAULT, YOU CAULK BASTARDS

I BET THE JEWS DID THIS

They fear the Badwater

NO! BLASHEMY! BADWATER-CHAN WILL SMITE YOU OP!

AAAAHHHHHHH NOT THE FORD MASTER

PUNISHED HENRY
A FORD DENIED HIS WATER

water is a crutch

IT BEGINS

Is this worse water?

>measles

cuz of his dumb fucking anti-vax parents, no doubt

HOLY SHIT

NIGGER ALMOST DROVE US OFF A FUCKING CLIFF

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There's enough autism here without vaccines thanks

You thought you outran the bad. The bad was just patiently waiting for you. You should've forded when you could afford to do so.

All should fear Badwater-Chan.

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It's called caulk.

It begins

Turns out it was the leader Ox they beat.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT FORD yOU HAVE DOOMED US FLOTFAGS DOOMED US!!!!!

If there's no water what the fuck is that

Praise Badwater-Chan! Her RNG powers have smote them!

D E S P A I R

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>No humanity

Holy fuck

Least we've got plenty of wa'ah.

TODD'S WRATH IS POSSESSING PEOPLE

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BASED FAGGOT

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Yeah but where the fuck are the oxen? Taking the underground tunnel?

who?

Ghosts

MOOOOOOOOT

I thought he died.

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YOU CAN'T HUNT A POTATO

BAREBONES RATIONS

NO BADWATER-CHAN LEAVE US BE

WE'RE SO CLOSE

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Damn. I was looking forward to eating him

They swim beside the wagon

AAAAAAAAAAA

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pl_badwater

AINT NO GRASS FOR THE OXEN

WATER DON'T GROW ON TRESS

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koth_badwater

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE HER! IA IA BADWATER-CHAN! DYSENTERY FLTGN!!! SHE HOLDS THE RNG OF FATE!

VOTE GOLDRUSH YOU CUNTS

youtu.be/9Yxt_ThS4fo

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NOOOOOOOOOO IT CANT FALL APART NOW

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NOOOOO

WE GOT RIVERS TO FORD

WE GOT TODD TO MOURN

BADWATER CHAN WONT LET GO OF MEE

look guys can we all just agree fording is the way to go floating invites the wrath of badwater-chan and calking is fucking unholy witchcraft
if we die fording we die with honor

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

FERRY

This user is wise. Trying to play the RNG is to encroch upon Badwater-chan's domain. Hers is the wrath of hell.

Based Ford chad

do we even have money for a ferry?

Shut the fuck up, autist. We're making it to Oregon

Based and third positionpilled

WE'VE MADE IT TO SNAKE RIVER CROSSING

OUR LAST MAJOR HURDLE

ONLY 12 FT DEEP BUT 1000 FEET ACROSS

SAME AS LAST TIME, 3 VOTES FOR NORMAL 5 FOR FORDING

OUR JOURNEY IS IN YOUR HANDS

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HERETIC!!! SOMEONE CALL /tg/!!!

INDIAN

Float.

FORD

FORD

FORD

CAULK THAT SHIT NIGGGGGAAAAA

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FORD!!!! PRAISE BADWATER-CHAN!

Wait

CAULK CHADS ASSEMBLE

float

FUCK THE 12 FEET, FULL SPEED AHEAD

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Float dammit

FERRY

FLOAT

Suic-Fording!

Indian call center

CAULK THAT SHIT. AGAIN!

F O R D

Gotta get that Float

F is for friends who cross the river
O is for ordinary days
R is for rivers with a sucess chance of a sliver
D is for dFORD IT

Beavis and Butt-Head references in 2019
Didn't expect that.

HENRY FORD

WE MUST FORD TO APEASE BADWATER-CHAN IT IS THE ONLY WAY WE WILL SURVIVE!!!!

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GET POCAHANTAS TO HELP

LEND BADWATER-CHAN YOUR MEME MAGIC! LETS SINK THIS WAGON!!!

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Chalk up a win for reasonablefags.

BUILT
FORD
TOUGH

FERRY. OR ANYTHING ELSE BUT FORD

FOOOOOOOOORD

LMFAO
FORDFAGS BTFO

I GUESS WE'RE FLOATING

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WE CAM DO THIS FELLOW FLOAT CHADS

What a bunch of pansy cuck bastards.

MOOT LIVES

snap 2

YOU FOOOOOOOOL!!!!

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SINK YOU FAGGOT FUCKING COCK

Badwater Chan is not pleased.

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NOOOOOOOO MARK MY WORDS FLOAT FAGS YOU HAVE DOOMED US BADWATER-CHAN IS NOT THE FORGIVING SORT

WE MADE IT ACROSS

WE'RE ON THE HOME STRETCH

WE MUST MAKE IT TO FORT BOISE NOW

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>Henry Ford fell off and drowned

OREGAN HOOOOOOO!

I SWEAR IF WE DON'T MAKE IT

Oh lord Poseidon please grant them safe passage.

BLESSED CAULKING
FORDFAGS BTFO

This is a hollow victory tbqh. Skewing the votes against ford is pussy babby mode.

WE'RE GOING TO OREGON LADS

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

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See, I told you all so.

GO GO GO BEFORE THE BADWATER GETS US AGAIN

NO TROUBLE

*"jumped off"
Fordfags btfo

BADWATER-CHAN IS KILLING THE GRASS

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WE DID IT

HERE WE GO BOISE

OP YOU FAGGOT WE SHOULD HAVE FORDED, FORD WON THAT VOTE YOU MONGOLOID

>He assumes he's safe
Ha ha ha

Nice, we got this now. The great spirit of Todd watches over us.

That's what you get for caulking!

Nice digits, almost quintessential

HES WATCHING OVER

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We will die from thirst
Badwater Chan doesn't forgive

You think you've escaped Badwater-Chan!?

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It's 5 to ford user, and there were 3 float votes first.

FORD IS WELL AGAIN

I'M GETTING MIXED MESSAGES HERE, ARE WE CURSED OR BLESSED?

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Based speed reader

HURRY IF WE CAN JUST MAKE IT

Learn to count fag

THIS IS A SIGN
NEXT RIVER WE'RE FORDING, MARK MY WORDS

badwater-chan has cursed us the only way to escape now is the sweet release of death

Caulking and floating aren't the same

BUT WE STILL HAVE NO WATER

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I was supposed to go to sleep an hour ago but i'm here to help keep our crew safe from the fordfags

FINAL HEAL BEFORE THE BADWATER FIGHT

GEE I WONDER WHY!?

HOW

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OH GOD

NOWATER-CHAN>BADWATER-CHAN
BETTER NOTHING THAN DYSENTRY

I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS WE DONT GET IT VERY OFTEN

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Learn2read nigger

Yes they are, the option is "calk the wagon and float it".

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youtube.com/watch?v=t9JQkxu_ofE

time to break fucking everything

The real Oregon trail starts here.

WE GOT IT AGAIN

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You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

IT MEANS THE WAGON GONNA BREAK

>we have no spare wagon parts

uh oh

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Floating is normal, caulking is witchcraft

your wagon's gonna break user.

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then why is it 2 different options?

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According to the wiki
Rough Trail slows you down by a day or 2, and has a chance to break wagon wheels

Rough trail.

THE FURRYS ARE FUCKING THE OXEN

Ya'll motherfuckers keep trying to walkthrough 40ft deep rivers. I think a skew is an appropriate counter balance to retardation.

Oh no no no no, bros we're so close

But we have Henry FORD THE GODDAMN RIVER

I CAN SEE IT, I CAN SEE OREGON IN THE DISTANCE

HOW SHALL WE SET OUR PACE AND RATIONS FOR THE REMAINDER OF OUR JOURNEY?

FIRST REPLY DECIDES

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NOT NOW

>balance
nigger it's a childrens game. Winning in oregon trail is piss easy, the only fun comes from Yea Forums trying to do it in retarded ways and winning anyway.

FAST AND LOW

KEEP GOING

WHEN ON ROUGH TRAIL SLOW THE FUCK DOWN OR YOUR SHIT WILL BREAK

moderate pace and food

SLOW AND MEAGER

YOU FUCK

Slow and bare bones

FAT AND FURIOUS BABY

SANIC SPEED

GABEN FEED

Keep it the same user, take a short rest

THANK YOU BASED JACOB

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I SEE A RIVER FORD IT QUICK!!!! BEFOR IT GETS AWAY!!!

Badwater-Chan is personally trying to kill OP's party. Unless slaps a microtransaction fee on curses she is gonna smite them.

FASTING HERE WE GO

>yfw an axel breaks now.

YOUVE DOOMED US

NOOOO

Are we gonna make it, lads? We will reach lamboland?

NOOOOO

BAREBONES AND GRUELING
captcha: Select all images with boats

BASED.

Which is a real posibillity.

Stupid cutfag

Ford dies calling it now

Wholesome

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

FIRST REPLY DECIDES IF WE REST OR NOT AND HOW MANY DAYS

OUR HEALTH IS POOR, BUT THIS IS I THINK THE LAST LONG STRETCH OF LAND BEFORE OREGON

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SLEEP A LOT

REST 50 DAYS

no brakes

no rest

20 days

5 DAYS OF REST NIGGER

ONWARD!

rest 2 days

NO REST FOR THE WICKED

Rest max amount of time

7 DAYS OF REST

REST
MAX DAYS

REST FOR TWO DAYS AND EAT YOUR FILL

5 daya

0

No rest

based vagueposter

BASED

BASED CONCERNED HEALTH user

rest, one week atleast.

AINT NO REST FOR THE WICKED

IT'S OGRE

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the home stretch is gonna need its own thread methinks

WE RESTED FOR THE MAXIMUM 9 DAYS

BUT I GUESS IT WAS TOO MUCH RESTING AND ONE OF OUR OXEN DIED

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RIP
BUT WE MUST KEEP GOING

>Dying while you sleep
LAME

HER SLEEP BECAME THE BIG SLEEP

BADWATER-CHAN HAS NOT FORGOTTEN US

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Slept too much.

GROUND ROUND HERE WE GO

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Seconding

Weakness must be purged.

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Oh god, he relaxed so much his heart forgot to beat. That's how I wanna go.

based

WHO'S READING THESE FUCKING MAPS

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SHIT

IA IA BADWATER-CHAN!

HOME STRETCH

NEEDS ITS

OWN THREAD

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NOT NOW

Let's get another thread for the final stretch

Based.

JUDGEMENT DAY

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See that trail? You can follow it.

FUCKING TODD STOP WITH THE CURSE

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

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Agreed.

NOT OKAY NOT OKAY

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IT ALLLLL RETURNS TO NOTHING

NO, NOT FORD.
FORD WILL NOT DIE.

YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

YOU DENIED HIM HIS LIFE FORCE

ANTI VAXXERS BTFO

This.

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF RUST

It's daijobu, we've beaten the measels before.

>AGAIN

DONT YOU HAVE IMMUNITY IF YOU SURVIVED IT ONCE?

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Didn't he already have measles??

WERE AUTO SAGE MODE

He's got the double measles now.

Who is the doctor? how the fuck you get measles twice.

NEW THREAD

WHY

SUPER MEASLES

WE MADE IT TO THIS PLACE

REST Y/N? DAYS?

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OP, make another thread you lazy cunt.

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ULTRA MEASLES

FUCK WERE PAGE 6

YES MAX DAYS

Serves him right. He killed Todd Howard.

NO! WE'RE ALMOST THERE!

No, bears are afoot

Eat more , dont rest

BASED TIRED OVERLANDER

WE'RE SO CLOSE TO THE END THOUGH

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No rest

New fucking thread

Two days

increase food, rest one week.
Ford shall live.

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIL CJ

yes but floatfags sucked the life outta him danm them

OH?

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christ Beethoven calm down

GROUND ROUND

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Get a load of the Debbie Downer

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BROS

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT

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Aaaaaaah

BERRY NICE!

Grand Ronde is super comfy. I go out there to bike on the country roads with my brother and get high.

866

B L E S S E D

NICE
WE CAN DO IT BOYS

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oohhh noooo that sucks

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THE PROMISED LAND

TODDS FINAL GIFT FOR THE FINAL PUSH
DO IT FOR TODD

HAHAH!

WE ARE GOING TO DO IT

there go the berries

hell be fine

DIS NIGGA FORD JUST PRETENDING TO BE SICK SO HE DONT HAVE TO DO NO WORK

HURRY UP AND VOTE 3 VOTES WINS

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A WHOLE POUND!?

Don't jinx it

Wasnt salting a thing back then?

GAME FACE

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shortcut of course, we have no money!

SHORT CUT

supplies

SUPPLIES

What a fucking legend

SHORT CUT

short cut

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short-cut
buying supplies will just slow us down

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>PAGE 8

ALRIGHT I'LL MAKE A NEW THREAD AFTER THE VOTES ARE IN

WALLA WALLA

SHOTTCUT

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SHORT
CUT

SHORT CUT TO DALLES

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POST YOUR WAR FACE

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SHORT
C
U
T

THREAD IS DYING

FINAL COUNTDOWN