Where were you when Kratos was Bisexual all along?

Literally who?

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Spartans are extremely gay

> On the night of the wedding, the bride would have her hair cut short and be dressed in a man's cloak and sandals before being left alone in a darkened room, where they would be visited and ritually captured by their new husband.
>Married Spartan women were forbidden from wearing their hair long.

They literally had the women dressed up as boys

>greek god
>not degenerate
Meh, it's Rowling-tier retardation, but it's not the worst offender.

David Jaffe is the creator of God of War.

What is this retard squawking about?

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so he gave his boy the "spartan training"?

Can we just cut out the middle man and start killing one another yet?
We don't even need teams, we can just go ape shit. Everyone's angry and everyone wants to pick a fight, we may as well just chimpout for a day or 3 and call it.

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Kratos' son confirmed sodomite assbirth.

Playstation is for gays, faggots, trannies and cucks. ahahaha

Jaffe hasn't been involved in the series for like a decade. Also Barlog made the only GoW game that had decent gameplay (2) so who gives a shit what Jaffe says

Boys were a the third gender. Fucking men was gay, but fucking boys was just a way to pass the time.

Makes sense, women rear children, only men are worthy role models for young Spartans, therefore women must be men.

What is it about twitter that makes everyone who uses it an absolute retard?

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Boipucci was in high demand in those times.

who is god of war

God of War 5 opens with Thor buttfucking Kratos on end.

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Pounding out a twink boypussy isn't gay

It's an echo chamber

trannies will kill themselves in a few years and the new conservative governments coming will take out their gibs and it will accelerate the process

it's good having a not chopped dick

>warrior culture of jacked dudes not fucking each other every day

user please

>Homosexuality in the militaries of ancient Greece was regarded as contributing to morale.[1] Although the primary example is the Sacred Band of Thebes, a unit said to have been formed of same-sex couples, the Spartan tradition of military heroism has also been explained in light of strong emotional bonds resulting from homosexual relationships.[2] Various ancient Greek sources record incidents of courage in battle and interpret them as motivated by homoerotic bonds.

Thanks, doc.

...

J.K Rowling: Actually Mimir and Brok had an intense sexual relationship.

jaffe is an actual schizo

Which Greek Gods weren't bisexual?

YASS GOD SLAYER SLAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET NEEGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

Kratos is for the gaymers

Unless it was with children

>What is it about twitter that makes everyone who uses it an absolute retard?

Twitter is the type of social media is that anything that crosses your mind or whatever that comes to mind in your little thought bubbles just takes seconds to post on Twitter. At least that's why we get psychotic Tweets.

i think you mean Mickey Mania

So Yea Forums were right all along, it is god of onions

Bisexual men who will take trannys and shotas and can defend themselves from all the betas who will attack them for it are way hotter and more masculine than BORING BOYS

HE KNOWS HIS DICK

HE KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS

HE TAKES IT

THIS IS A MAN

The greeks knew there was literally nothing gay about fucking a cute boy in the ass.

He likes vajine AND dick? COOL EPIC I LIKE IT Werks5me!
Fucking simpletons.

This could actually work as a retcon

>The gods of Olympus have abandoned me
This was because he was fucking dudes

#woke
preorder placed

Hephaeustus. He was getting cucked alot.

This user speaks the truth. A true man is guided by his dick, without a care for what the world may think.

OK but the gods of Olympus were fucking each other... and the goddesses

LIL WHITE BOI GONNA TAKE SOME GHOST OF SPARTA'S COCK SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET

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>Kratos will never pin you down to ravage your boipussy

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And they hated each other too.

>being surprised that an ancient greek likes a bit of man on the side
you're the type of person to be surprised to find the ground wet after it rains

Is Jaffe saying Kratos was a pedophile?

based

Gaffe fucking seething that Balrog outdid him in 2007 and again in 2019

yea it is

What? If Kratos was a faggot he would not try to kill gods because of his family.

Its a social experiment, you get obsessed with likes and if you can get only likes by being retarded (aka only those rejected by society or losers who failed in society will be the ones giving you likes) by the time passes you will become as retarded. Its actually pretty frightening

Spartans was a faggots, like 300 spartans faggots. Greece was a fag.

That's a very greek thing tho.

Dick in shit is gay and aids. Disgusting greece.

If you fucking faggots didn't stop screeching like children every single time they do some minor shit, then devs wouldn't be afraid to speak up about their true stances on retconning characters and history. The devs that are against making women ugly and dudes gay for sjw points are afraid to speak out otherwise they get branded as one of you fucking retards. I'm convinced all of you faggots spouting toxic bullshit instead of making valid points are tranny false flaggers.

>Spartans
>straight

Pick one

incel

poast boipussy

Lmao, cope Kratos is bi and there nothing you Incels can do about it

40%.

Sure wait for they to do a AAA with the mc having a gay crush in canon. Oh wait, they know they dont sell

>government mandated tomboys
>implying thats a bad thing

I hate retarded plebs and their shit taste

Twitter is not real life.

Sounds tomboy pilled to me

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Not only do these homosexuals be like "I don't mind", they have to make sure everyone knows they don't mind.
Doesn't take a thing to keep your damn cock-holster closed

>And it DOES make more sense for the time period.
So Kratos fucked little boys? Very cool, David Jaffe.

It wasn't even considered homosex. It was just a thing you did with your bros back then. And when you didn't want to risk getting beaten by the guards sneaking across the city to bang your wife, so you just settled for your bunkmate.

I don't want to play for a fucking shitcocker aidsrider.

It's not. Ultimate faggotry is eating pussy.

Who fucking cares. Shit thread. OP is a faggot.

Is he implying you can tell a person is gay just by looking at them

Both aids and venus illness. I bet main god Zues was faggot too... oh yeah he was.

He's Greek, so it's kind of implied.

GOOOOOODS PLEASE FUCK MY SON

God of War did, now cope
no ones telling you to play sweaty

Literally who?

Man its so stunning and brave to inform the character you played decade ago was actually gay/bi even though the game itself never addresses it.
Whats the current exchange ratio of goodboy points to dollars?

Copule caelibe perpetitur

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First game has a good gameplay. Also norse gods was faggots too. lol

Shoo roaches, it's daytime and you have to crawl under your fridge.

Funny how every single dudebro dev from that era turned into beta faggots as soon as they touched twitter.

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how many pride months per year are we up to by now

Given his culture and time it actually makes sense, IIRC in Sparta aging men often allowed their women to sleep with younger, healthier males, all in the name of Sparta (by producing healthier spartans). Male sexuality and interests are deeply affected by the environment, in Greece it was normal for men to fuck women and younger males, in modern times men only fuck women.

But in reality both are examples of corruption of the default male sexuality: Liking females and extremely effeminate males (nowadays people call them traps)

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Zeus was a literal furry. He's peak living; absolutely based.

>kratos is a gay pedo now
kek

>On the night of the wedding, the bride would have her hair cut short and be dressed in a man's cloak and sandals before being left alone in a darkened room, where they would be visited and ritually captured by their new husband.
Sounds extremelly based
>tomboys
>gay
>he doesn't know

Snoy fags....

Well he is a spartan, he was fucking little boys since before it was cool

Eagle, bull and also cloud.

Daughterwife(male)

I mean he is from ancient Greece

And most men would have sex with young boys until they married... it's even implied in the illiad that achillies and Patroclus were lovers

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they were full of estrogen from the beginning but now being a sóyboy is trendy in the industry and other left leaning places

>this assblasted abput being wrong
Greeks and a bunch older civilizations fucked like rabbits you retard, there was nothing else to do.. Olive oil's first use was as lubricant for fuck's sake.

>Spartan historians
Haha Athenians fuck little boys hahaha

>Athenian historians
Oh yeah? Well Spartans are even more fags, they suck each others cocks and dress their wives like men

>Historians 3000 years later
Wow! Greeks were so progressive and tolerant!

I hate sexuality fluctuations not because I think deviant sexuality is a problem, but instead because it means there is a fuckup somewhere along the lines of character designing that we can't know for sure. Either the character was always meant to be bi and someone concerned with profits and faggoty social climate shit shot it down, or the character was never meant to be bi and now someone concerned with faggoty social climate shit is pushing it hard. I guess you can do whatever the hell you want with your fictional characters, and you can make any excuse for a change like it being development of the character or that they changed their mind on sex. I just hate having to hear about it.