HOLY SHIT Yea Forums

WE'RE GOING TO FUCKING OREGON

AND WE'RE GOING

RIGHT

NOW

I NEED 5 NAMES AND AN OCCUPATION, ONE PER POST

LET'S GO

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Strong Bad
Merchants

Dr Pepper

Jonathan Football - Doctor

nigger

Dennison Whittaker, blacksmith

Dysentery

Abraham Goldstein - Merchant

Todd Howard, banker

Box Ghost the saddlemaker

My brother was born in March, so get an early start of it, user.

JULY OR BUST

AUGUST

april

JULY IF EVEN
AUGUST IF ODDS

March.
SPRING CLEANING.

June I guess, fuck it

BUY A SHITTON OF CLOTHES
WAY TOO MANY CLOTHES

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE LEAVING IN AUGUST

I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT WAIT TO DIE OF FROSTBITE

LET'S DECIDE WHAT TO BUY NOW

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WHAT DECIDES WHAT
4 BOXES OF BULLETS

just spend it all on clothes, might as well be comfy while we're freezing

EVERY SPARE WAGON AXLE

whatsaid.

nothing

JUST SAY WHAT TO BUY I KEEP GOING UNTIL WE'RE OUT OF MONEY

only 1 oxen

OKAY

2 SPARE WHATEVER OTHER ANONS SAY

ALL THE FOOD

WE'RE GONNA DIE

IS THIS GOOD OR DO WE BUY MORE SHIT

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16 THINGS OF FOOD

>Money left
BUY MORE OXEN

THIS GOOD?

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THE REST IN FOOD

LETS GO MAKE HISTORY

ALRIGHT WE'RE OUT OF CASH

LET'S CONTINUE

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youtu.be/08Eh88agkd4

we straight.

yeeaaaa

buy all wheels & tounges too, maybe some food

SET PACE AND RATIONS

AND THEN WE'RE OFF

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im very excited

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ARE WE THERE YET

MID RATIONS
F A S T

FAG

>Odd number of oxen
eleven of the names that were not selected should be their names. I know they can't be named, but we should honor these poor animals since they're gonna fucking die.

Slow and Eat all the rations

MEAGER MEALS, GRUELING PACE

WE'RE OFF

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FASTEST PACE
LOWEST RATIONS

WHO BROUGHT THIS PUSSY ALONG

COULDN'T LAST 3 FUCKING DAYS

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>Overloaded
Oh this is gonna be fun

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>OK
Fuck Jonny. Can't even spell his name right.

I grew up in Oregon and I thought as a child that each state had a game centered around their state like Oregon trails. Is it just standard curriculum in grade/middle school everywhere, or what?

Can't wait for this adventure

GO TO GUIDE

>caring for the sick
Lol faggots.

I wish OP would stream this with extremely generic American folk music.

WE'VE MADE IT TO THE FIRST RIVER

4 VOTES WILL DECIDE OUR FATE.

MOST JOURNEYS END HERE. WILL OURS?

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first played it in Middle School

t. Washington State

>this wagon is going too fast
>my feet hurt
>i wish I was back at home playing stick-hoop

Your a fucking idiot if you still think that user.
The Oregon Trail was a shittily made trail that hundreds of settlers who were headed west from the midwest (usually chicago) to the other ocean to find land and (to a lesser extent gold).
There was no actual trail, just a path with some markers that people followed, it was horrendously easy to get lost and die especially as you crossed the rockies

CAULK GANG GANG GANG GANG

Ford that shit nigga!

FORGE THAT SHIT

FORD IT NIGGA
STEP ON THE GAS

Ford the river. The eleven oxen will keep you steady.

FORD IT

WAIT

FORD
O
R
D

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FLOOR IT

gerald r FORD

F A G

FLOAT

FORD

AUUUGGGHHHH OUR SUPPLIES

WE LIVED THOUGH, GOOD JOB YOU FAGS

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>WET OXEN PUSSY
THIS IS FINE.

S O G G Y
O
G
G
Y

WE WILL EAT JONNY IF WE HAVE TOO

AH FUCK ITS HOT

AND FUCK WE'RE AT OUR NEXT RIVER

LET'S DO 3 VOTES THIS TIME

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FLOAT

FORD THAT SHIT

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Fording clearly worked last time

GERALD R FORD IT

FLOAT

F O R G E

OUR SUPPLIES
OUR SUPPLIES ARE SOPPING WET!
JONNY YOU RAT, YOU WEREN'T RESTING BECAUSE YOU WERE EXHAUSTED, YOU WERE POKING A HOLE IN OUR WAGON TO GIVE US THE OL' SOGGY SUPPLIES

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CONDITIONS

Float

4RD IT

kek

Can we kick Jonny?

>Big blue
Oh you know you got to ford and floor it

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WE LIVED BITCH

BUT WE'RE

S O A K I N G

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CAULK CAULK CAULK CAULK CAULK

holy based

IT IS WARM AND HUMID

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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GO TO THE GUIDE WE NEED ASSISTANCE

LITERALLY DROWNING IN PUSSY

WE ARE M O I S T

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GUSHING SUPPLIES

Game's wrong, it's called a shortcut 8)

Its only four days OP. Nothing to be upset about.

NOOOO

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Who's the retard that was holding the fucking map upside down?

GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN
JONNY'S BACK
TELL A FRIEND

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JONNY GOD DAMN IT

Fucking rookie mistake.

YOU DUMB KEK

nigga you should've brought a car charger with you for Waze on the phone

>left in August
>lost 7 days already
You are gonna die

FUCKING JONNY YOU SON OF A BITCH

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HIT OK

I blame nigger

FORT KEARNEY

SET NEW PACE AND RATIONS?

SHOULD WE TALK TO THE LOCALS?

REST?

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>just a prank, bro!
Fuck Jonny.

LESS SOGGY RATIONS

CONTINUE FUCK THE FORT

SAME PACE
SAME RATIONS
REST

GOTTA GO FAST

Fuck locals, go hunting

GABEN FEED SANIC SPEED

HUNT

FORD IT

Gotta go fast.

DON'T TRADE, WE DON'T TRUST THAT NIGGER HAND

>ever stopping by with these For Kearney niggers

ON THE ROAD AGAIN

NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN

AND WE'RE OFF AGAIN

AND STOPPED AGAIN FUCK

FUCKING MERCHANT SELLING US SHITTY WAGON TONGUES

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HUNT JOHNNY

rest or hunt

TALK TO THE LOCALS AND TRADE SOME OF OUR FOOD FOR MORE CLOTHES

Nigger's going to get all of them killed like his FE runs.

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NAH

KEEP GOING

Fix

GUIDE

N O

FIX IT NOW

GET NIGGER ON IT

Fix it.

fix

C H I M N E Y R O C K

OUR HEALTH HAS BECOME POOR, SHOULD WE REST FOR A FEW DAYS AND BRING IT BACK UP? OR FUCK IT AND KEEP GOING?

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TAKE A SNOOZLE

F L O O R I T

S L E E P

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KEEP

GOING

SLEP

THANK YOU CELINDA, VERY COOL

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REST ON BROTHER

REST FOR FIVE DAYS

FUCK IT

Keep going. We don't need rest where we are going.

THE STRONG SURVIVE, ON THE TRAIL WE BLAZE

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>VERY HOT
L-LEWD

Rest, fore doc football gets ta bellyachin'

>They underswap 'sex' and 'no sex'

hate to cut your trip short op but I'm already in Oregon

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I bet they swapped her virginity for a baby.

RESTED FOR 5 DAYS, HEALTH BACK TO FAIR

IT WAS A SHORT TRIP BUT WE'RE NOW AT FORT LARAMIE

PACE AND RATIONS?

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>PRÖÖÖHHH

SLOWEST PACE
MOST GENEROUS RATIONS

FASTER

BASED SIOUX INDIAN

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CHECK ON STRONG BAD

BULLSHIT THE VOTE WAS 50 50

Generous rations, fast pace

Maximum comfy ahead

SELL YOUR CLOTHES

FASTEST PACE
NO RATIONS

FULL AND FAST

DONE

HE'S GOOD

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FULL FUCKING PACE

ANY FAGGOTS WHO CANT KEEP UP DESERVE TO DIE

I am also in Oregon. Oregon is pretty based. Nice mountains and greenery and shit.

Full throttle or baby bottle faggot
GO GO GO

THANKS OP KEEP GOING

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stay away from my wagon, chief.

>$2
GO BUY A FOUNTAIN MOUNTAIN FROM THE LOCAL SOIUX GAS STATION

WE NEED TO GO FUCKING TOKYO DRIFT IN THIS MOTHER FUCKER HURRY

FASTEST PACE, DONT BUY SHIT

WE'RE GOING SO FUCKING SLOW

AND NOW WE GOT FUCKING INDIAN GHOSTS HAUNTING US OR SOME SHIT

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Are there trails?

BASED FRUIT

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FUCK THE GHOSTS
LITERALLY

You fool. If you'd just killed more Pawnee like the Sioux guy said, this wouldn't be happening.

INJUN GHOST BLOWJOB

GET OUT OF THERE, nigger!

ITS THE GHOST OF GENERAL TSO

AUUGHH WHY IS THERE SO MUCH FOG WHAT THE FUCK

WE DIDN'T EVEN MOVE

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We already in early fall.
Oh fuck, this is going to be gg

NO ITS POISONOUS, DONT EAT IT

sacrifice someone to make the fog go away

SACRIFICE JONNY TO THE INDIANS

There are indeed trails. Pretty nice ones through forested parks as well as mountain trails.

WINTER IS SETTLING IN
REV UP THOSE CLOTHES

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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FUCK THE GHOSTS EVEN MORE
VERY LITERALLY THIS TIME

WAS IT NIGGER?

INJUN FUCKING SHITS

I TOLD YOU DUMB FAGGOTS FOR FULL SPEED AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT US

THANKS FOR BEING BOTH SLOW IN THE HEAD AND IN THE GAME RETARDS

>A thief
>Single
FUCKING JONNY, YOU HAD ONE JOB

GO CHECK nigger

YEAH FUCKIN EAT EAT

Oh fuck it's Enya. She's here for jonny

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IM SO FUCKING THIRSTY

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>80 fucking pounds
also we really should pick up the pace

based? yes. redpilled? also yes. and that's all you need, really.

WE HAVE TO GO FASTER
WE'RE GOING TO DIE BEFORE WE SEE OREGON AT THIS RATE

>indians appear
>bad stuff starts happening
hmm...

DRINK IT

LEAVE THE WEAK FULL SPEED

So there are indeed trails in Oregon, and could alternatively be called Oregon trails?

please... I need only a sip...

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SO

THIRSTY

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FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER

IT ONLY TOOK US 2.5 WEEKS

BUT WE FINALLY MADE IT TO INDEPENDENCE ROCK

PACE AND RATIONS? FIRST REPLY DECIDES

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We're gonna die before we see fucking Idaho. And that would be a blessing, fuck Idaho

GOTTA GO FAST

T W I C E
WE'RE GOING DOWN BOYS

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ludicrous SPEED

GO FAST
FUCK THIS STUPID ROCK

Drop the fucking clutch dude. MAPÖS

One could say so. I have actually seen a wagon on one by a fort that was doing a historical reenactment dealie.

HIGHEST RATIONS

I FOUND OUT WHO STOLE OUR FOOD

IM GONNA SAY IT

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STEAL THE ROCK

grueling, filling

MS OBAMA GET DOWN

Did the wagon cross any rivers? And how did it cross it? By fording?

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Idaho is based. Fuck you, mate.

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

LOOK SHE'S A NIGGER

*black gunshots*

DESPITE BEING 13 PERC-

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GENTLEMEN, I'M GONNA SAY THE N WORD!

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LYNCH

SANIC SPEED IT IS

WE STILL HAVEN'T FOUND ANY WATER

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Not as far as I know, but maybe, user, maybe.

YOUR LARDER IS FULL OF OUR FOOD YOU THEIVING DARKIE

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I miss MonotoneTim streams, he did oregon trail often

THREE TIMES IS TOO MUCH

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MAYBE GIVE IT A CHANCE, SAYING ALL WATER IS BAD IS KIND OF RACIST

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BLESS THE RAINS

SOUTH PASS MY DUDES

REST Y/N?

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just piss in my fucking mouth BECAUSE WE STILL GOTTA MOVE

FUCK ALL OF THEM. PUSH FORWARD

You can't do that, that's racist!

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YES PLEASE

GO NORTH

Rest.

SPEED I AM SPEED

NO REST
GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GALO SENGEN

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Oh, c'mon, if you need water you could just drink oxen blood. Or Jonny's blood. What a load of cravens.

DAS RITE OPEN UP YOUR LANDS

DONE

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3 VOTES DECIDES

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GO TO THE RIVER, GOTTA GO FAST

You've been going at breakneck-slow for far too long. No rest for you.

FUCKING CARROT THINKS HE OWNS THE TRAIL
JUST MAKE A WAGONPOOL LANE

RIVER

no hablo, vamanos

SHORTCUT

Oof he ain't gonna like the coming centuries.

SHORTCUT

BUY

Fuck no, we got to make up for lost time.

SHORT CUT FULL SPEED AS FUCK

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GO TO THE FUCKING RIVEEEEER

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Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Arapaho's)

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Short-cut. We got to make up for lost time

SHORT
CUT

SHORT CUT ALL DAY ERRY DAY
THERE ARE NOT BREAKS
NO RESTS
NOTHING
WE
GO

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If only you knew how bad things really are

River!

RIVER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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You'll be at a river soon, mate. You can get e coli there instead.

WATER AT THE RIVER
LETS GET SOOOAKED

SIP THAT SHIT

This CANT be real. FUCK industrialization.

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someone please

please put us out of our misery

im so fucking thirsty

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Just trip on the bad water.

MOMMY NO I NEED MORE WATER, PLEASE MOMMY GIVE ME WATER

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Better than bad water. No water can't hurt you.

NOT THIS MAP AGAIN

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Keep going fast and you'll find some soon.

>Complain about bad water
>Get no water
Guess I'll die

SHOULDA ACCEPTED THE BAD WATER

Looks like somebody's poisoned the water hole.

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You wish you had drunk that bad water now, eh?

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HAUNTED BY GHOSTS AGAIN

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NO WATER
NO WATER
NO WATER
NO WATER
NO WATER

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feelsbad

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JUST BLOW IT AWAY WITH YOUR LIP WIND

NIGGER IS SICK

I REPEAT, NIGGER IS SICK

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Don't worry, you'll become one soon cause of the whole no water thing

I LNOW WE SHOULD HAVE LEFT THESE FUCKING INDIANS ALONE.

EBOLAIDS

PUT HIM DOWN

kek

NO NO NO HE WAS THE BRAVEST OF US ALL

OK

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AND THE GHOSTS ARE TRYING TO CLAIM HIS SOUL

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so?

Shit is gonna get stolen im calling it

SHIT

PUT EM DOWN

LESS WEIGHT MEANS HIGHER SPEEDS

good riddance

>Indian ghosts
>no water
>didn't drink the bad water
>nigger spreading disease
It's over.

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Guys.
I don't think we're going to make it to Oregon.

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BASED TYPHOID KILLER OF NIGGER

BEFORE WE VOTE ON THIS RIVER

DO WE REST? NEW PACE AND RATIONS?

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FUCK OFF GHOSTS

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Hunt!

>Tons of fog
>no good water
Fucking sick joke god

REST

DRINK

No time fro rest or eating

TYHPHOID FEVER?
MORE LIKE BOOGIE FEVER

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HAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING POORFAGS

GET OUT OF MY SIGHT

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rest, same pace & rations

REST FOR NIGGER

FINALLY WATER AAAAAAA

HEY KID, WANNA /SS/?

GET FUCKED BOI

WE GOTTA
GET
SOAKDED

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT user
BELIEVE IN THE YOU THAT BELIEVES IN YOURSELF

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>OK

rest, same pace/rations

imagine a nigger having more food than you in the 1800s

ARE WE OUT OF THE STORM? IS OUR LUCK BEGINNING TO TURN AROUND?

RESTING, AND THEN CROSSING THE RIVER

tough shit kid

>tfw can't /ss/ for more food

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>OK

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OUR FIRST CHALLENGE, Yea Forums

WILL WE PARISH HERE?

3 VOTES DECIDES, OR 4 FOR FORDING

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YOU KNOW WHAT TO FUCKING DO
youtube.com/watch?v=D4z1d49xcIU

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WAIT

FERRY

FLOAT

FORD THAT SHIT

>40 feet deep
FERRY PLEASE

FLOAT

FORD. FORD EVERY TIME.

FORD

40 feet deep? Oh, you know this is gonna be bad

FORD FORD FORD FORD

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Float

>40 ft.
LETS GO FORD THAT SHIT.

FORD

Ford that shit, nyucka

BUILT FORD TOUGH

I say ferry

FUCKING FORD IT

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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You've doomed us all. I hope typing "ford" was worth it. We're dead.

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If you Ford we lose automatically!

YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL

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>I hope typing "ford" was worth it
You can bet your ass it was.

this is fine

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ANY ARTFAGS IN THIS THREAD? I WANT AN ARTISTIC RENDITION OF 11 OXEN AND A WAGON DRIVING STRAIGHT INTO A 40 FT DEEP RIVER.

NOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT AGAIN!
FUCKING FORDFAGS

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Fording was an obviously bad choice. The river is 40 feet deep, you can't ford that.

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Ah yeah, looking good.

GOOD

FUCKING

JOB

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its over bros...

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Its always worth it.
Looking good so far.

It's fucking over.

NOOOOOOO

BASED, WE EILL GET TO OREGON IN SPIRIT

WE HAVE 11 OX POWER
THATS TWICE LAST YEARS MODEL
WE CAN DO THIS

>expecting any better from Yea Forums
that was your first mistake

FIRST REPLY DECIDES WHAT GOES ON OUR TOMBSTONE

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WE DID IT

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Fucking game over

YOU WANNA FUCKING BET WE CANT

how far did we even get? like nevada?

THEIR
ALL
FUCKING
DEAD

>nigger [drowned]
Worth it

MOMMY HELP ME LOAD BACK, PLEASE MOMMY I HAVE TO SAVE THEM!

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It's OVER. Time for Amazon Trail.

We never scored

Retards

>trying to ford a river 40ft deep

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You FUCKING FOOLS

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NIGGERS FAULT

Well, that was a bit of bad luck.

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>Nigger drowned
You can't make this shit up.

FORD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IS ANYONE ALIVE?!?!

lmao gay lol

PENTA FUCKING KILL

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BUILT
FORD
TOUGH

F is for Ford

YES THE CULLING OF THE WEAK. ONKY THE STRONG MAY CONTINUE. ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU

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EY YO, FUCK DIS GAY EARF

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new game?

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kek

Goddamnit try again!

I can't believe you've done this, why did you ford it bro, why did you fucking ford it, holy god why

YE

Go for it

FORD

YES

At least we didn't step on Idaho, and that's a reward by itself.

Yes

NEW FUCKING GAME FAGGOT WE'RE MAKING IT THIS TIME
FORDFAGS BTFO

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The tombstone should say:
"What kind of retards try to ford a river that's 40 feet deep?"

Please!

f

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AGAIN. SAVE TIME BY USING THE SAME NAMES, SAME RATIONS, SAME DEPARTURE

NEW THREAD
BUMP LIMIT COMONG FAST

BASED

yes but don't ford a single river, wait for a ferry every time

Name one of the new guys Randy Pitchford

Yes, first time was just a test run to see if it would be possible to ford a 40 ft. deep river

SAME SUPPLIES AS LAST TIME PLEASE

don't forget Todd

I've doomed us all
AMA

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No.
Henry Ford.

It was just a test bro

EAT BACON
FORD RIVERS

ALRIGHT FUCKER NEW GAME

IM GONNA NEED 5 NAMES, LET'S TRY AND KEEP THEM VIDYA OR Yea Forums RELATED

AND AN OCCUPATION

WE DON'T HAVE A MOMENT TO LOSE, WE GOTTA GET TO OREGON

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Was it worth it?

Why did you ford?
The river was fucking 40 feet deep?

"THIS THREAD"
TEACHER

Moot - teacher

FORD

Todd Howard

Henry Ford, Forder

Carl Johnson

Shepard

Dyatlov

DENNISON

Mint

Ford Channel

DANTE FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY SERIES

Mike Hunt

Hod

Mike Matei
Merchant

Sanic - Carpenter

MERCHANT
HODD TOWARD

SQUILLIAM

Randy Pitchford - merchant
Henry Ford -Craftsman

,Docter

Randy Pitchford-Blacksmith
Hideo Kojima-merchant

>My plan to kill everyone with the abundance of oxen succeeded

OUR RAG-TAG BAND OF MISFITS

I THINK WE'VE GOT A WINNING TEAM HERE

WHAT MONTH ARE WE LEAVING?

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JUNE

JULYYYYYY

JULY

NOVEMBER

JUNE

For me, it's March

AUGUST

Imagine being the ferry man watching a group of idiot trying to ford a 40 feet deep river overloaded with shit

June

August

second

MARCH, FULL SPEED AHEAD

August

ALRIGHT LET'S DO SOMETHING NEW THIS TIME

FIRST 5 REPLIES WILL DECIDE OUR REPLIES, AND ONLY THE FIRST 5 REPLIES

IM COUNTING ON YOU GUYS

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june

FORD

20 OXEN

April

50 SETS OF CLOTHES

MAXIMUM OXEN

ALL THE OXEN

FOOD

100 BULLETS

20 OXEN
FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE

All the spare parts

20 OXEN NO CLOTHES

Max clothing
Max repair supplies
100 pounds of food

>FIRST 5 REPLIES WILL DECIDE OUR REPLIES, AND ONLY THE FIRST 5 REPLIES
AS YOU CAN SEE IM FUCKING RETARDED

I MEANT SUPPLIES

I'VE RECEIVED BRAIN DAMAGE FROM OUR LAST GAME

fuck spares get food

O X E N
X E N
E N
N

Too much fording

Dont forget the 4 bullets just in case something goes bad

FORD

Might've been all that water and ghosts.

NITROUS
OXENIDE

ALL THE OXEN.
ALL OF THEM.

What water? :^)

WE'RE SCREWED

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PACE AND RATIONS FOR THIS PROBABLY DOOMED JOURNEY?

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Ah shit, here we go again

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Fuck, do over! Do over!

Fastest minimum food

We're totally fine. Look at all that food!

YES

SANIC SPEED
GABEN FEED

Maximum food. Fastest pace. gotta eat big to get big

MAXMIMUM SPOEED

FASTEST MAXIMUM FOOD
GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAT

never played it

t. Alberto Barbosa

MAX RATIONS
SLOWEST PACE

WHY DO YOU HATE OUR PARTY

WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU

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we got go fast as fuck boi
also max rations

FUCK WERE AT BUMP LIMIT

Why aren't we just taking the train?

WE HAVE 20 OXEN
1 OX CAN RUN AT 25 MPH
THATS 500 MPH
WE'LL BE IN OREGON IN 5 DAYS

We're on page 5, we have plenty of time.

>using public transport
i shiggy diggy my niggy

Sweet little lies

>implying the indian ghosts will ever let that happen

What a good start

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Todd is a liar

WE ARE DOING OKAY

NEW THREAD

kek

ACCELERATE

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>My family is dying
fix this shit