Wtf is going on in this game?

Wtf is going on in this game?

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>AGGGGGHHHHHH THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TIME, SAM! WE NEED TO STOP THE HOMO DEMONS BEFORE THEY COMPLETE THE RITUAL AT EDGE NUT CITY. IF WE DON'T, THE RAIN WILL START TURNING PEOPLE GAY. QUICK USE THE BABY PORTAL.
You tell me, man.

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It's standard kojima garbage. 2deep4u pantsu on head retarded anime story with dogshit gameplay.

Disappointment hiding behind pretentious trailers

Autism

You're a delivery man who delivers government tech to link up the country/world. The homos don't want that however and try to stop you but Amazon kits you out with weapons to protect you.

It's like the worst shonen imaginable, with you trying to get the world on one page and understand each other.

>pretentious trailer
Prolly the best way to describe it. Game honestly looks god awful because it’s trying way to hard

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hot take that i post at every reasonable opportunity:

it's literally a walking simulator, but in the purest most ludo sense

>deliveries are loaded on your back, adding weight and taking up space
>each equipment you bring (e.g. ladder case) adds additional weight and space
>the heavier your load, the slower you can change your velocity/direction without losing balance
>your center of mass may also change based on the space taken up, giving each movement direction different safe max values
>exceeding these maximum values causes you to fall over
>this includes maintaining balance while swimming
>when your backpack collides with the ground, equipment is knocked off
>enemy attacks also knock equipment pieces off your back
>if you don't risk your other equipment trying to go back and pick it up during combat, it's gone forever
>porter drones take a load off, but have limited mobility and are easily captured/destroyed
>porter drones are also at the mercy of the physical environment (seen slipping off a cliff in one trailer)
>if you lost some equipment you need to get around, good fucking luck, better find another way around without losing even more equipment in the process

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