>Just grind in training mode for 50 hours until you can do a Tetsumonohidomoni semi-consistently! >Then practice your other moves! >Then it wouldn't hurt to learn a few other characters so you can have a secondary and some counterpicks! >Then go online and get bodied for 500 hours until you learn fundamentals and MUs! >Then you might be able to start to win against scrubs! >Then go to some locals and get bodied by everyone! >Repeat until you git gud!
And you ding-dong diddly simps wonder why Smash gets the most entries at Evo.
>And you ding-dong diddly simps wonder why Smash gets the most entries at Evo. No, I don't. There are far more unintelligent mongrels like you than actual people
Josiah Brown
mini is the cutest too bad very few people bothered to participate on easter day itself with minis
Gonna need the full version of this brother. For research.
Ian Wilson
what the fuck is a mini?
Evan Lopez
it's on one of the boorus, i forget which
Luis Green
>spend $200 on an arcade stick >spend 90% of your free-time losing >spend the remaining 10% of your free-time driving 15 hours to the nearest local >lose anyway >the only victory you can achieve is calling people who don't play fighting games as autistically as you "scrubs" on Yea Forums
Sure is a lot of video game discussion going on here... Oh janny....
Mason Torres
You think 50 hours of practice is tough try a racing sim.
Isaiah Rodriguez
this pic is the main reason why i requested
Adrian Flores
>TFW team cream >TFW princess mini will never lock your cock in chastity and train you to have prostate orgasms exclusively >TFW teams will never return
Feels bad man. Even if it was rigged it was still a blast
Jeremiah Edwards
Like what kind of racing sim? I'm only aware of the semi-sim/semi-arcade games like GRID. i'm considering buying a racing rig but not sure what even pure racing sims exist.
did they do anything this year? i was busy with gay work for weeks
Landon Gutierrez
this year was so shitty and underwhelming I can't even remember what it was. Emojis I think?
Xavier Wood
Some Runescape thing, easily the most forgettable April Fools
Cooper Garcia
stuff like Project CARS, Assetto Corsa and iRacing
Levi Richardson
You could "Like!" individual posts. Every post had a public Like counter, and a private "Score" counter that enabled various options, the first of which publicized your score, and several the later ones included dice rolling, several Emojis, and various Signature-style post options that were pulled randomly, up to animated skeletons at 1K points.
I agree with most of this but >implying smashers don’t have like 3 mains and 3 secondaries >implying that smashers play smash for anything besides the Nintendo characters.
Daniel Roberts
>tfw no april fools will ever top teams with all its funposting, oc's, art, bantz, etc etc etc Its not fucking fair Yea Forumsros
Can you write me up a training regiment for DOA6 too OP?
Jeremiah James
>step 1: literally play any other game I suggest the Crash Bandicoot trilogy remake.
Matthew Sullivan
Sounds you’re exactly the target audience for Granblue Fantasy Versus. >no command normals >autocombos >very simple inputs >skill button shortcut >most combos don’t get longer than LLL-special-LLL-ender at most >slow pace, simple movement options (unless you play Lancelot, who’s still pretty simple)
what's the chance of the game dying in 1 week, though? fighting games are this paradox where too simple ones are ignored by the masses. or maybe a company just hasn't made a casual fighting game with serious characters yet, they're usually literal-who's like granblue fantasy.
Jose Nelson
It’s by Arc System Works, one of the most well-known fighting game developers in the world (Guilty Gear, BlazBlue, Dragon Ball FighterZ) and the IP belongs to Cygames, a behemoth in the video gamd industry in terms of revenue. I wouldn’t worry too much on that front, especially not with how well-received the closed beta was.
Mason Jones
>Tetsumonohidomoni I'm not familiar with this move, what game is it from?
I WANT TO patiently wait until she is of legal age and THEN FUCK MINI!
Leo Robinson
you just described Melee though
Nicholas Gutierrez
FUCK THE PEEPS
Caleb Hall
OP is being a pussy as the gateway to getting good is through experience and labbing. If you don't want to do any of that then fighting games aren't for you.
Isaac Powell
>tfw you will never get squished by mini's big feet
>TFW no Easter Princesses until 2029 >TFW have been eating mint, PB, chocolate etc in their honor >TFW color coordinating what I wear to mini and peep colors
you could generalize anything to any kind of repetitive motion, but fighting games are literally doing the same exact thing over and over until it's literally burned into your muscles. that's autism.
Hudson Ward
>>TFW no Easter Princesses until 2029 >2029 >tfw I'll still be coming to this shithole when I'm 40
no, they're literally not just that. you might know otherwise but it's called stupidity.
Adam James
Is there any fighting game where you can’t just jump online and win by doing random shit as fast as you can? I want to just play against people that want to play not retards.
>literally had adreamntonight where I had some big tiddy goth gf >actually could touch her everywhere and hold her tightly >actually got smothered with her thighs
1. Actually get some motherfucking sleep, can't lucid dream if you're tired as shit 2. Remain calm 3. Every 5 minutes when you are awake, ask yoirself if you're in a dream, try and maybe count or watch your hands, that's usually fucked in dreams 4. Keep practicing 5. ????? 6. Big meaty thighs to sleep on
Also if you didn't know ; your brain can only emulate things you already felt, so if you're a virgin and try and have sex in the dream, it'll feel nothing lile the real deal.
Carson Roberts
>implying I'm doing it for sex I wanna fly and shoot kamehamehas, nigga. Sex is nothing in comparison. Thanks though.
Henry Ortiz
Yeah, I gotchu. When you start though don't overdo it. Number 1 cause for waking up is getting too excited.
Caleb Foster
Give them a break, it was their first April Fools on Yea Forums.
Hudson Hall
Will grinding in training mode actually make me any better?
