Finally, a good pre-built

>Display stand for 1000 DOLLEROOS

fucking jews

>when you know the economy is collapsing so you go in for once last swindle

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Anons, how are mini PCs for cooling? Is it reasonable to get one for portability when gaming (moving between cities a lot).

Or should I just get a laptop?

>$1k for just the stand

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>these specs

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$5999 for "8-core Xeon procesor, 32GB of memory, a Radeon Pro 580X and a 256GB SSD" seems reasonable to Apple consumers. What kind of world are we living in?

Cool what Windows 10 games can I play on it?

wow definitely worth the 6K, I'll give another 6K just to be able to have a monitor too please!

That's $600 total, right?

Bannerlord

>1000 for a fucking stand
Is this a money laundering scheme?

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that's before you start "customizing" (aka adding things like RAM)

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sweet, I always wanted to grate some cheese while I'm on my computer!

So how did he advertise it?

>pay 5000 for a monitor
>have to pay another 1000 for a stand sold separately
literally the most jewish scheme apple have come up with

Well tbf you are also paying for the OS and the cost of r&d that the company did since apple puts in a lot of stuff of its own rather than using off shelf parts.

Whether that's worth it or not is for the consumers to decide.

>256 GB SSD
>$6000 computer

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$12000?

is this real?

in a factory in china

Just a retard tax

Apple has been trying for a long time to be the rolls-royce of the electronics market. Their products aren't even remotely worth the price that they charge. They know this and so do their customers. The appeal of apple shit is supposed to be that it's a status symbol because it shows you have a shit ton of money to throw away on useless shit.

Steve Jobs would have lost his fucking mind over this

>ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS for a fucking stand

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>that graphics card
Holy shit my old ass RX 570 is better than that.

Its overpriced by a bit but its not that bad. Atleast you know you're getting a quality stand, idiots.

I refuse to believe that people are going to buy that, besides that cheese gratter design is perfect for dust accumulation and ants+ cockroaches

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Steve Jobs pioneered this sort of skullduggery.

That just means more revenue from proprietary repair technicians.

Yeah like stands have an issue with randomly breaking

Fake news post cute bitches till 404

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finally, an app for us gaymers.

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Uuuhm, it's an "iStand" sweetie, it's a smart display stand using the authentic nanocoreTM design

>Proprietary King would be angry at this

You're right, he'd sell it for at least 12,000!

>tfw using pre-built PC because I'm not a poorfag

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i've been an apple guy since the classic era, but their shit is just too overpriced these days. $1000 for a display stand is absurd, not even nintendo is that greedy.

I hope someone puts a quality stand on your windpipe

>a grand for a stand
Apple trying to go full Rolex or Leica.
It doesn't even look that good. The same faux Bauhaus look they've been shitting out for over a decade now.

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>Period flow level

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It's real nigger

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That stand better play games at 4k60

Does it also have a built in smart dilation timer?

>stand
is this a jojo reference?

>tfw using a gaming laptop cuz I don't give a fuck about building a PC

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Can't wait for the app that'll tell me when my nails are too long and need trimming

>not having someone build a custom PC for you
No you're still a poorfag.
You're stupid as well.

that thing looks like a cheese grater

Seethe more poorfags. If anyone could afford Apple products I wouldn't want them.
I don't want to be associated with you. It's as simple as that.

>upcoming period
I really need an app for my upcoming wank.

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People with self respect and standards. As someone who builds their own pc's all the time I always ensure they look good inside and out. From cable management to the type of case I choose.
The cheese machine apple came up with is the worst thing I've seen in my entire life and makes me want to shoot up a church for real in minecraft mr. fbi

Memes aside, why would someone purchase this? The pricetag seems ridiculous, and Apple has to know that it's fucking high. Not to mention that even AppleDrones wouldn't even spend $10k on a desktop.

So obviously this is targeted at a niche group of people. Who are these people and why would they use this over a PC?

Real answers only plz.

Just be sure to clean it out and change the thermal paste once in a while. Helps prevent overheating.

Good goy, go buy our overpriced cheese grater for 6 gorillion bucks

>256GB SSD, implying it has an HDD

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So, can someone help me out here? This isn't for normal consumers, right? That business level application is there here that even remotely justifies $12000 for a monitor w/stand and PC?

I'm trying to ignore how illogical this is from a consumer standpoint since normally there's some server farm or software or licensing application that I don't know about that makes this at least kinda make sense.

>stand sold separately

what the fuck
if this becomes industry standard we should riot

>look cheese grater
>get mac pro

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>Real answers only plz.
People who desperately want to fit in or think that their computer will gain them some sort of status.

>he doesn't want HOLE TECHNOLOGY
They're bringing over the best features of consoles.

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Applefags are braindead. Wouldn't be surprised if this sold a lot

Onions designers who live in California and work for tech industry and pay for their wives child
They think it's hottest shit

>Cringe
>Cringe
cringe

>the display stand costs 1000 dollars
Apple is seriously pricing a hunk of aluminum at the same price as their iphone.

Fucking stand 1000 bucks, holly shit. Fuck off.

Well it forces you to be careful whit it, if you or someone else breaks it you die.

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Thank god I don't like apple

It's for the few dummies that still use Final Cut Pro

Fanboy tax strikes again. Just like "collectors" editions etc

>Cheese is slang for cash
>Graters destroy cheese
Hmmmmm

Apple is trying to compete with stone.

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Server farms buy, as the name suggests, servers. They come in tall racks and are far more powerful at what they're supposed to do than this overpriced cheese grater. It's a product for retards with too much money and need to show off.

>Cringe
>Cringe
>cringe
cringe

>you can have an iphone x
>or a monitor stand
Surely, SURELY even the most ardent applefag is gonna baulk at that, right? Right?

Mostly the entertainment/video production industry. But even then it makes little financial sense except for the monitor alone, maybe. Or if you're dependent on MacOS-only garbageware.

>tfw using an office laptop I stole from work and playing 10 year old games on minimal settings

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Now its easier to trap men than ever! and thats a good thing!

We should peer pressure Dobson into getting one, ending up bankrupt and finally giving up on life.

*ahem*
iTODDLERS BTFO

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Nah you're just too dumb to select components and do the build thats all.

Whats the quickest way to learn how to build a PeeCee, bros? I'm not entirely tech-retarded, and changed the parts a few times, but I'm not confident in my ability to build the whole thing from scratch.

top chad

I wonder if this is the same app that was selling all its period data to facebook...

Still can't believe this shit is actually real

>While Apple announced onstage that the nifty magnetically attached Pro Stand — which allows the screen to tilt, angle, and even rotate from landscape to portrait modes — would be sold separately for an extra $999, the company didn’t mention that it (along with the $199 VESA mount adapter, which will require you to buy another third-party stand) are the only stand options for the Pro Display XDR. Despite the fact that the name implies some sort of “Amateur Stand” option that lacks the fancy tricks or “precise mechanism in the arm [that] counterbalances the display” of the Pro Stand, that doesn’t appear to be the case.

>fertile window

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>$5999 US DOLLARS

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>Cringe
>Cringe
>cringe
>cringe
cringe

Just watch a video how to assemble it and buy all the components you need for it that are most popular in your price category, pretty easy

Play with legos for 5 minutes
You’re ready

look at dis dude OH NONONONONONO

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We built the fucking pyramids.
We Wuz Kings n Shit.

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>phone irradiates your ovaries so you're infertile in the fertile window anyway

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>1k for a stand.

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8 core is almost mainstream today lmao

>clean it
>thermal stuff
poorfags btfo. if it gets dirty i get a new one.
next

this is what they compared it to, to justify the price

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>those fucking tonka truck wheels
it looks more like a wheel-around tray than a PC.

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By the time it gets dusty its obsolete anyways. Also since im not a poorfag the vents dont clog up with dirt and dust fast like africans/section 8 people.

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

at this point, nu-apple's marketing strategy is the same as Yea Forums shills' approach to defending paid online. "WHAT, ARE YOU POOR? IT'S ONLY [insert absurdly inflated price here]! POORFAGS COPING!"

They also compared the 6k dollar 6k display to a 40k dollar one

if this isn't an edit i am going to start believing in this clown world shit

Well, there's the stupid rich that buy any damn fool thing you sell 'em.
And there's the also stupid rich that hoard and never buy anything, effectively killing their own industry.
There's no smart rich.

The SSD shit is just so absolutely retarded. You're already marking up the price big time, just have some fucking decency and use your economies of scale to include a 1TB standard at least for this professional product.

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Based

Lmao, that hp pc costs like 700, they are one digit off

You have no power here.

You're sure as shit not buying one of these for the specs or OS, lol

I think you guys are all overlooking the fact that of course the specs suck given that 5K of that 6K price tag is for the monitor lol. They sell the monitor alone for 5K

When I saw the $6K I was shocked even for Apple standards.

Is this a joke?

>32gb of ram
Wew, that's not even enough for 4 firefox tabs

Who the fuck would buy this?

imagine all that data they can mine and sell. entire population data on when women are fertile.

this is some quality autism

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these are speed holes?

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Not going full SDD is the biggest regret I have about my new PC. It runs fanless while not playing games, but that that fucking WHIRRRRRRRRR...

Women must be stopped.

1. Have a budget
2. Chose a CPU (read benchmarks from different sources)
3. Get a motherboard that supports that CPU
3.1 Learn about the different chipsets available to make a more informed purchase
4. Chose a GPU (again, read benchmarks)
5. Get 16GB of RAM
6. Get storage
7. Get a non-gayming case
8. Get a 650W PSU
8. Put it together while following the video by the Verge about how to build a computer

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Pro as in professional. for those who don't know how this works, you can buy a ton of these for the office (cause you need to "upgrade") then write it off as a business expense (because your shitty modeling agency/architecture firm/film editing firm can't work without them) on your taxes.

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kys youre'self

>You could build like 10 high-end PCs for that price.
Maybe if you exclude all peripherals like monitors, keyboards, mice, and only cared about achieving 1080p 60fps.

>The Mac Pro Cheese Grater Is Back
>(And It Looks Powerful As Hell)
>Looks Powerful As
>Powerful

Modern Urinalism, folks.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I WANT ONE!!!! GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!!!!

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>he "needs" 4k

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Why not but new computers at a fraction of what these macs cost and spend whatever the government doesn't tax on hookers and cocaine?

How much do you think a high end pc with accessories costs?

i dont know user, maybe you should give a shit if you're paying 6000 DOLLARS MINIMUM

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So is there any remote reason why the stand is $1000?
Like does it automatically track your face and move the display for optimum viewing angle?

That video got taken down

even the ppl who didn't even have clips about it but just talked about it got their videos taken down

The thing

>8-core Xeon
Nice snake oil marketing by not specifying the actual model
>Radeon Pro 580X
Nice bottleneck also

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You'll have to forgive him, he hasn't realised that resolution is a meme yet.

XDD le anime poster again

because you're a liberal who works in san francisco and you NEED this new 16k retina display when you're photographing your wife's bull for the cover of Cuckhold Magazine.

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Why was it taken down?

>8 Core Xeon
>32GB ECC memory
>580X
Damn, I bet you could get a 32 cores Threadripper, 64GB of RAM and a 2080 for that price or less. Something even cheaper if you only care about single core performance.

Let me guess, you buy those $200 mice assuming you'll do better in CSGO right?

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>display stand
>$999

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>Xeon Processor: $500
>580x: $500
>SSD: $50
>32GB RAM: $50
>490 boxes of 32ct Pop-tarts: $4,900

Youre getting a lot of bang for your buck, what's the problem?

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>Xeon 8 core
Means literally nothing without mentioning the specific model, which is likely on purpose. Having said that it's obvious that you can get more cores for less in the mainstream market. The only argument here being it's a server CPU which has funny special RAM, but then why the god damn AMD Pro GPU on top? The tiny as fuck SSD shouldn't have to be noted for obvious reasons.

You build around the monitor, so it depends. If you buy a monitor capable of 1440p and at least 120hz, then you probably want to build a pc that can output that. The monitor will obviously cost more, but so will the matching components. If you're fine with 1080p 60fps, then you will be paying significantly less overall. Gaming mice and keyboards are a meme, and even if you go "high end" it shouldn't set you back more than like 200 dollars.

>quality stand

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I want to see this thing get used to shred some thug's face in an action flick.

Can you imagine Jackie Chan ripping ass with a Mac-Grater?

>xeon
Lol it’s dogshit

Zen2 can get you a better performing 12core at half price

>Xeon Processor: $500
Knowing Intel, it's more likely in the 1-2k region, but still.
GB RAM: $50
Missing a 0 at the end?

>32GB RAM: $50
It's ECC RAM so make that $200

>mactards will still gobble this up

Fucking based

1440p is a noticeable improvement over 1080p on screens larger than 23 inches. 4k is a meme, but 1440p is the perfect middleground of performance and fidelity.

Depends on the Pop Tarts.

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Dunno, the price seems a bit low, are you sure it can run minecraft?
Not buying it otherwise

I'm guessing they can charge whatever because if you're already dropping $5999 on the monitor (which comes to stand or mounting hardware), paying $999 for the stand and $199 for the mount seems trivial.
But I don't think it does anything special. It's literally just a stand. I guess it looks nice.

>make a contrived nigger tier build in the most expensive chassis they could find to make a price argument
Cool comparison, too bad Dell lets you configure a workstation that fucking pulverizes the cheese grater for the same price and comes with three years of actual enterprise support.

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Guaranteed 3k of that price is the processor, Xeons can get fucking expensive

Implying this comes with peripherals

>you build around the monitor
>gaming mice and keyboards are a meme
>says "you probably want to build a pc that can output that" but doesn't specify for what game
you're a joke m8

Surely the resolution is 5k and there has been a mistake somewhere.

so retards

based

Oh, they fucked the screen/stand pricing to distract from the overpriced cost of the Mac itself.

Advanced tech.

BOY OH BOY I CANT WAIT TO USE FACEBOOK ON THAT!!!

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Would Yea Forums consider this a decent prebuilt?

lytetechnology.com/product/lytetech-pc-vr-corei5-1060/

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