Who was in the wrong here, exactly?

JACK AND JILL WENT UP DA HILL WITH A DOLLAR IN EACH HAND
JILL CAME DOWN WITH 2 BUCKS, OOOOOH

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the ghost wearing the pokemon go shirt next to the bed

Because these shiny beep-boops are why their kids and grandkids won't talk to them anymore.

w-what happened to jack

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Its funny because the company Creatures Inc was indispensable to create pokemon

Casuals like OP dont get the joke

Jill made the sticky white water come out!

hes fucking dead user

Political cartoons are the most witless trite. Do people actually get paid to make this garbage?

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>complain about how kids are staying inside playing video games
>complain when they make a game that helps kids go outside

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That pic made me sick thanks

Crystal Geyser is top tier user.
Tastes the best out of all the brands.

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my house tap water

Stop being anti-semitic

oh my god
she's a fucking succubus and succ'd him to death

This is what Islam is doing to Europe

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Aaaahhhhhh.... brain...... processing.....

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Based and sufferingpilled

The bed.

Jack E. Chan

>small child fantasizes about punching a fat guy with a confederate shirt
literally comes out of nowhere kek, what the fuck does that have to do with phones or social media

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I cant stop laughing

Yet he daydreams about people cheering what a fag of that's the author szlf insert (99%)

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Is this achievable natty?

>american "history"
heh

games for this feel?

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Everything changes kids brains, kids brains are constantly changing

20 push ups everyday man you can do it

if she had a dollar in each hand then she came down with the same amount she started with

Remember when TV was bad and it was going to make everyone retarded?
Its the same thing all over again

If you fight you shall still perish

god please post more water edits

GOOD DAY FOR A SWELL BATTLE

AND BEGIN!

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"PC, you little shit"

Guise of you don't flish the water will teleport to Afroca

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>be a good little goy pig and die for your country (israel)
based and boomerpilled.

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cup a joe, a hard days work and a pack a day will have you looking like this in no time

What the fuck guys, you told me they were destroying Europe, not improving it

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH.
MY BRAIIIIIIN.
IT-IT'S..... ACTIVATIIIIIING!

Why do boomers think that anyone who is capable of using the internet(unlike them) is a complete retard who doesn't know even the most basic shit? Is it just NEW THING SCARY?

Btw does anyone have the second cartoon with humans destroying every species on earth ?

>Horsey calling out Dr. (((Frankenstein)))

holy mother of based

Thank you brother, it is a hot day.

>arrow pointing towards nobody
not sure if that was intended but i still laughed

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PARTY TIME BROS

Thanks for the crummy mug of water akhi

when did all these water edits happen? I missed it

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>not the gamer girl pee edit

WHY THE FUCK DO STUPID FUCKING BOOMERS THINK SITTING ON THEIR ASS AND STARING AT TV FOR 6 HOURS EVERY NIGHT IS ANY BETTER THAN USING A CELLPHONE

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Raw Water

>not silph co.

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old thing good new thing bad

>tfw a friendly mehmet will never offer you a refreshing pint of water
it hurts...

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waterposting is the only good Yea Forums meme in the past couple of months

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Why do people type shit like this when all of Britain's undesirables pretty much formed their own outer heaven and beat down the greatest army in history.
And then Europoors try to pretend vietnam was the same thing when America could have easily have glassed the fuck out of them if they simply wanted the land or something

>This thread
youtube.com/watch?v=amDo-KqUjpA

>EVERYBODY IS THE SAME BUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Try editing this many words!

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Based and crummypailed

>not the marty robbins version

deep. we should have more wars so kids these days learn the value of

wars

Most boomers are hypocrites anywhere, well at least here, the same old shitty ladies that get mad at young people walk on the street staring at their phones and often almost bumping on other people.
Also these fucking disgusting people don't clean the shit their dog leaves and throw the scratch cards they waste their pension with on the street.
But of course it's the new generation's fault and of course politicians' (even though they're the ones who voted them).

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I read it in his voice lmao

What is it about phones and video games that makes boomers so fucking mad?

I think it's called projection

it's all they have while "Asians" aka Arabs take over and instill Sharia.

Is this saying that Pac Man Fever is a good thing because it's occupying kids with things other than violence and drugs? Clearly the violence and drugs are in opposition to the pac man fever here.

>risking your life for a corporation so the VA can fuck you over on healthcare when you lose your limbs or get cancer from Agent Orange is totally cool!

jesus fucking christ boomercide when?

I can at least forgive Larson for this one because although it's out of touch it's not overly negative.

I want see this edit

Thanks for helping me stay hydrated Aleem!

Why do boomers glorify real violence and death (war) but condemn imaginary violence and death?

How is it out of touch? Have you heard of Twitch and Youtube and esports?

They didn't know all that shit was gonna happen, the Greatest Generation was 20 years before Agent Orange. Young kids get brainwashed easily, news at 11.

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what's up with that guy's head?

Seething.

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It's only cool to people who haven't been there.
T. Vietnam PTSD dad

Cynicism actually comes from the greek word for "dog-like"

I think the implication is that the artist thinks it's something that was never actually going to happen.

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dumbest one yet

This pic is actually funny since you can actually make more money with gaming by being streamer or going pro if you are good than boomer who made this.

Thank you for the pail, may Allah favor you for you generosity Mahmood

>WoW is never coming home to consoles

why did you post a pic of your neighbor, Ahmed?

Well that didn't age well

Some dude on Yea Forums edited a pail of water onto the OP comic, and then everyone started to edit in water to all the other boomer comics.

I wonder how the author feels about streaming becoming a career.

>bought his kid m-rated vidya
>whose fault is it, totally not mine
Fucking hell

Because technology has taken out the humanity out of humans.

here ya go

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best part is esports fags made this a reality

youtube.com/watch?v=LV0wTtiJygY

Thanks man

>I love Lich King

This made me laugh more than I thought.

>What are fortnite coaches

Why were boomers so triggered by Pokemon go? I thought they all wanted us outside and talking to everyone, which we did?

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Awesome
White men fuck yeah

>factorio.webm

Goddamn I love factorio

I though boomers loved the Wii?

seriously, what's up with this bed?

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>getting angry at a 20 year old gag strip

Really fetches my pail

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Its beautiful...

don't look at the shirt

You're a not supposed to be looking for POKEMAN CRETURES on my DAMN property you kids!!1

- BOB igherton

that makes a lot of sense

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Even Yea Forums does that. A lot of people here think that a kid today doesn't know what a gameboy is.

fuck aliens tbqh

AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY ALMONDS HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

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The only one wjo is angry is the author lul

>he didnt kill the aliens then proceeded to conquer the universe

Meh

wtf I love islam now

do americans really do this?

It's also pretty interesting

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crummy perspective?

>creatures
kids dont talk like that

The pail

Man that ninja is pissed off someone broke his window

HMMM what would I rather see
>murders and mayhem
or
>cute pikachu

What really bugs me is the orientation of the earbuds.

Why is Shadman in the window?
Why is he so mad?

really?
you don't understand it because of the shirt?
the shirt is what is triggering you?

it's a manlet fantasy to beat up a big bully

No the peace truck running people over is a Europe thing

kids these days, am i right?

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You're a faggot Mohamed, but you're a cool faggot today for bringing me some water in this fuck you heat

>artist angrily criticizing the progress that allowed him to make his art in the first place
I didn't see a single thing animated by hand in that cartoon, and even if I had, the retard is angry about the use of fucking paper.

27 year old Yea Forumsoomer here

Water/I Love Water is essentially what Yea Forums memes used to be. Naturally occurring long-running jokes that came about from image edits and smart community satire (in this case, on out of touch boomer comics about videogames).

Then again, we had our low-effort forced memes like green lex luthor, which were akin to today's wojak. Cheap and effective and got replies.

Do with this information what you may.

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It's like someone animated a Banksy

>equates trump supporters with murder, bombings, and brutality
Imagine being terrified of fat people in silly red hats

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>gameboy
Yeah, we all know what the old name for gamers was grandpa, no need to drag up our problematic past to make a point.

>truck of peace
lmao

back IN MYDAY WE had baseball cards not pokeman go critters!!!!

- robert Aglebet

why would kids even care about elections?

But kids can't vote

Making crummy water jokes? They should've been making a wojak thread!

Weird how pokemon go has not ushered in an age of darkness like boomers said it would.

To be fair, fetching pokemon creatures would've been a better use of their time.

The Far Side was not a political strip, it was a comedy strip. I'm shocked that there are this many people on Yea Forums who don't know what it is. It used to be hugely popular.

There's no anger behind that strip, it was just a silly, absurd joke that somehow ended up becoming true.

>pokemon go to the polls

Why would you shoot a man before beating him with a baton?

>portal 2
Every time.

Voss water is the best but it's expensive

we live in a society

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>frivolity
What kind of person lists that as a danger to the youth

I mean why would a 10 year old have any idea what a game boy is? I wouldn't expect them to know what an 8-track player is either, maybe even a cassette player or VCR.

What is even the point here? People like pop culture icons more than out of touch politicians? You could replace Pikachu with any popular movie character or Hollywood actor and get the same result, but why are they even being compared, and why is "popularity" being used as a metric for anything? I ask you unironically, what the fuck did he mean by this?

>drinkalot
drink a lot of what?

Asmongold has like 23000 subs I think.
5 dollars per sub, twitch takes half, 57500$ monthly salary

that's not what it does brainlet

>even 20 years later, Pokémon is still demonized by mass media
I wonder if it's the exact same assholes that did this originally as well.

me see pokémon go me see politics

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Why didn't she help the guy with the massive hole in his head?

Why is Black Matt sad?

>VCR
a what?

But a dude ran a lady over and there was a guy in New Zealand, neither were wearing red hats but still!!!

Yeah but who is actually having sex

Gamer girl pee

Why haven't you surgically implanted a bookshelf in your skull yet

becasue their favorite eceleb made a funny video about it

Based Dice.

I'm pretty sure Cow Tools was a commentary on the folly of social anarchism.

Yeah yeah, cut the shit.

can this be edited to emphasize water instead?

I'll be honest
I don't know what an 8-track player is

>I mean why would a 10 year old have any idea what a game boy is?
I know what an atari 2600 is and it was before my time. If you enjoy video games then you're likely to read about them online, which inevitably leads to older stuff.

The bankers and the industrial magnates, as usual

>hurr durr u dunno what Yea Forums's epic new meme is
blow it out your ass tranny

I'd be surprised if anyone had absolutely no idea about something popular from the past when you can spend 5 seconds Googling it to get all the info you need.

I get the reference.

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Are you a 10 year old?

yes
this is unironically the average scene on my way to my barista job

4 am, ice cold, after waking up hung over is the best water.

No, but I was at one point.

yeah man, let me just edit every single smartphone in that webm real quick

Man, I own the Pre-History of the Far Side. There's a whole fuckin segment in that book dedicated to talking about how upset people were about Cow Tools. He just says somethign to the effect of "I thought that the idea of a cow making tools was absurd and funny, and that the tools would be pretty crappy. I never intended for people to try and deduce how the tools were meant to be used or anything"

I'm not american so i don't give a single shit about your strips.

How bad was it, my dad and uncle died in the war, and my family treats it like it was some amazing experience and they lived the lives of heroes.

NOBODY

>barista
you're a waiter you faggot

Monster hunter speedrun.webm

here you go cuties

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>I don't care so it's okay to be wrong

>Guy who not have a lot of water and he say aaaAaaAa

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no water

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>WoW is never coming home to consoles

NOT SO FAST

youtube.com/watch?v=kTs-ucr9O18

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When are technophobe boomers going to die?

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>HYPOCRITE THAT YOU ARE
everytime

>brawl
ouch

that is so kafkaesque

at least I respect boomer cartoonists for not drawing themselves far more attractive than they are

>I LOVED dreaming about products I would purchase from Sears
>Children sure are missing out on that!
What

And how do you know he is not actually 3 times fatter and totally bald?

What's the point about being an old fart with a library in your head?
He will die soon enough

Post the edit

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>being nostalgiac for a soulless corporation trying to sell you things

SHUT UP THE WORLD WAS AMAZING WHEN I WAS 12 AND IT SUCKS NOW

Wow, the artist knew to rate the game M instead of R. Must've had someone younger to help.

Why would it be the fault of kids that Sears went bankrupt?

We used to have semi-regular ‘what ya eaten/drinkin’ gamerfuel threads that were a bit more sincere, but either an alarming majority or an alarmingly vocal minority of Yea Forumsirgins are borderline elitist about how they never drink any soda, beer, alcohol, or anything other than water
It got to the point of absurdity where you’d get thirty genuine replies of people saying all they drink is water and eat really bland bunny food shit
The comic was in a good position to capitalize on this, and now you don’t see many ‘favorite drink while gaming’ threads because everyone knows Yea Forums is filled with a bunch of quasi-straightedge squares

Please no meat touching, ma'am.

>I LOVED mindlessly consuming products from a corporation
Kill all boomers

It's not whether you die or not, but if you fight until the end or lie down and accept it.

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there nothing straightedge about drinking water. i do it and smoke weed+drink alcohol
fucking americans

One we drink barefoot and topless at my place after shots of tequila we drink from one glass and share with a french kiss.

*sips*
heh...you guys ain't so bad

The internet has exponentially more books than that bookshelf.

it's honestly really funny how this site developed from a sort of anarchist anti establishment atheist culture to how straight edge anti drugs/tattoos, etc. it is today

It's not irrational to fear technology.

american cops literally pump people with lead then yell "STOP RESISTING"

BATMAN DOESN'T HAVE AMOM GODDAMMIT

Based

Frankly, you could replace Pikachu with a swift kick in the teeth and people would prefer it over Dump and Shitary. No matter who won, the choices were utterly godawful. I'd sooner vote for a live nuclear warhead.

but his mom is dead

Peak Boomer shit. Sears is a dogshit company that treated it's customers and staff like trash

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What?

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Just doing the opposite of whatever's currently popular.

it's for ligma

tattoos were always trash

Oh please, there are still plenty of druggies and anarchists. It's just that being a conservative seems to be the best way to piss people off these days so thats what all the dumb edgy kids do.

We truly live in a society

what's updog?

Nothing much, what's up with you?

You think that this is probably an exaggeration but no, I have had my manager ask me something like this before.

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oh fuck me

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Is it bad that it took me 5 minutes to remember that batman's parents are dead?

>god I wish a woman was in danger so I could be a hero
so this is why lefties love to be offended on behalf of all black/gay people......

Holy shit this has to be an edit to troll me because this I'd next level retarded.

How do you not know about Amazon? And why is shopping something to be proud of? And do these fat fucks realize kids still use books on school?

C'mon now, that is not exclusive to Boomers
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Rhydon muh dick

H20

The point, my little cumquat, is that in a thread asking ‘what do you drink while gaming’ or ‘do you ever get a buzz during a long sesh’, it’s painfully boring to just say ‘water’, and borderline surreal to say it even after forty other people have already said just that
We all drink water, no shit

PHONES BAD

Niagra is pretty good.

This is amazing. It reminds me of David Lynch movies.

but what if i drink water while gaming?

>child is using modern tools to research and learn about the world around her
>this is a bad thing

Hm.

All bottled water and tap water tastes like shit. You're better off getting a purifier or filter.

i mean can you blame them?

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look at these mindless lemming with their faces buried in personal amusement.

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>Acting like a library card is any better than a phone
>The instant she grabs even a single book, she's taking up multiple times the space a phone would
Is she retarded?

Really got my noggin joggin. We truly live in a society.

It's about excess, not progress

lmao you can tell this is ALL about the woman choosing to date chad
Thats what the author is really upset about

People are 70% water why the fuck would we need more? Dont speak for me fucking asshole. I'll kick your ass. Theres nothing wrong with only drinking Pepsi.

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Whoa.. deep...

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so. Why not?

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In a place where you can be completely anonymous, it’s inevitable that you’ll hear the counterculturists the loudest.
Now the people who are so dedicated to counter culture that they are willing to pretend to be the thing they used to despise, that’s where it gets cringey and pathetic. It’s fine to hate things, it’s a horrible life to live making your whole identity just about hating things.

>We all drink water, no shit
Excuse me, I've been drinking exclusively tea and soft drinks for over a decade.

yeahh... why the FUCK why aren't people social anymore?

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honestly impressive, i dont think you could possibly make something more hypocritical than this single panel

>9/11
damn...

...
Give me a minute to figure this one out.

how much detowated wam

I hate how people said that looked like troll because it's supposed to be a detective hat to go with the bad guy raticates which is kind of cute. You can see how his fur looks like a little trenchcoat too.

How many kidney stones have you passed?

holy crap

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Do you know what a record player is? Yes? Then why wouldn't kids know what a VCR is?

If all of that happened 500,000 years ago then why aren't there any traces of the massive cities these progenitors of man left behind?

In that case, based and pepsipilled
Then you are being poked fun at

Haha what a weird desk haha

That man is like twice the size of that woman, not just in height. What's with Boomer art being so fucking off?

Tea is leaves steeped in water though so has probably just fat

They were born during a time where the population was growing rapidly due to the post-war economic boom, so the the cultural zeitgeist was "Consume, Spend, and have a bunch of kids". It's no wonder that something like browsing a sears catalog is nostalgic to a lot of them.

ATLEAST YOU CAN TALK! WHO ARE YOU?

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By the way, why is this on Yea Forums instead of Yea Forums?
Do you guys feel uncomfortable browsing for newspaper strips between the cartoon tiddy?

The meme gap

Imagine sitting next to your significant other, and telling them what you're watching. The person who is watching it with you. Who presumably sat down next to you with the express intent of watching that program.

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at least you can talk

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FUCK

FUCK THIS RAT RACE, I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE

DAY IN AND DAY OUT ITS THE SAME FUCKING SHIT WITH THE SAME FUCKING IDIOTS AND THE SAME FUCKING PROBLEMS

FUCK WHOEVER DESIGNED THIS SHITTY REALITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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if you have a mountain spring near you that's hard to beat. Just get some large jugs, go fill em up, and store them in the fridge. as far as store bought bottle water, the reverse osmosis stuff like Smart Water is pretty good.

As newspaper cartoonists become senile and get dementia, their comics steadily become fascinatingly absurd.

Don't worry, I'll hit reset soon.

This one is almost passes into surrealism.

>I cant bre (x2)
>Black Matt
>Hands up ont oot!
incredible

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that shitty chair for pretending to have back support

Yea Forums is boring and filled with women

This. Purify your own tap water or get a well.

>Then you are being poked fun at
so what should i drink to have the internet approval?

I knew what a record player was when I was a kid because my family still had one even though we always used Cassettes and later CDs. I don't think most families still have VCRs.

Tap water

You should never ever seek internet approval
Just make fun of someone else to draw the attention away
That’s the Yea Forums way

>Read news on your way to work
>Get informed on the events and happenings in the world
>Get to have an intellectual discussion with all your coworkers who read the same paper

just get a reverse osmosis filter

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the water you drink when you're hungover because your body is begging you for hydration and tricking you into thinking the water tastes better than it actually does

Fluorinated water

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>Get a well
Don't do this it creates iron gas

30 years old now, and I still don't know half the shit we were supposed to learn from nursery rhymes. I feel like boomers didn't have any other literature around and just said shit to make us go away/go to sleep. Nothing like reading up on Victorian-era jargon to get those toddler brains thinking.

Why would you subject a small child's brain to an unenriching story about a crummy pail of water?

I'm... not understanding the logic.

do pay toilets even exist anymore?

>Yea Forums: lol boomers are so outdated and stuck in the past
>also Yea Forums: OLD GAME GOOD NEW GAME BAD

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Who reads this fucking shit

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You couldn't pay me to use that godforsaken hellhole of a board. I haven't been there since Moebius died.

in europe

this is basically a Kelly

The joke here is that all the playstation has is shit, and you have to pay money just to use it (commentary on paid online)

I don't understand.

>The Muslims have started drinking the gay frog water, as you predicted.
>Proceed with phase two

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Uhh... Huh...

Wait, are they sitting down? How fucking long are this man's legs? Those proportions are not human.

Obviously the PS4 is such a shitty console people thought that "new toilets" meant "new PS4s"

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>Yea Forums is one person
I love this meme!

the ps4 is so shitty people mistake it for a toilet

was sarcastic you fucking retard

it's just the typical thing where people project anecdotal examples of dumbasses to paint entire groups of people as something to feel superior. there are legit dumbass kids out there who can't function without their social media and phones but to most it would just be an inconvenience and life would go on.

I actually don't get it. Is it a pun? Pay toilets doesn't sound like Playstation.

>preferring old games to new ones is remotely comparable to thinking the people who enjoy new games don't know what a book is and should stop enjoying things and go fight in a war over water

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See? You’re a natural!

ITS SPHERICAL

aaaAaaAa

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Washington is drawn with a feminine face and I find that weird

Your house's tape water, you may drink another house's tape water and it just tastes worse.

he should really get that cyst looked at

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That's how big men are.
Why do manlets think they have to be represented in everything?

I have one of those filters over the faucet. Water tastes as good as other filtered bottled water, and it's a lot cheaper and less wasteful.

The woman gets a chair to sit on, the man has to stand. Truly symbolic of our society.

Interesting. The artist of Crock is, of course, American. But Crock is set in Algeria during the 1954-1962 Algerian War, and the characters are all members of the French Foreign Legion. Therefore it makes perfect sense for them to discuss pay toilets.

SONY BTFO OH NO NO NO

Why do middle aged women like this show so fucking much?

>Drugs

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your average boomers are honestly fucking retards

You always hear "in our day we worked hard, kids have it easy these days" but EVERYONE over 60 I've worked with has been absolutely useless and unable to perform the simplest tasks without direct supervision, whilst also expecting bonuses, long breaks, seniority over people etc

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Man, there was a time when newspaper comic artists were celebrities, men of incredible talent who put tons of effort into their work. What happened, how did everything go so incredibly wrong?

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Boneless water.

>Still 1 dollar on both sides
lmao

yeah that is really weird
haha

its kino bodyhorror
frankly i'm surprised more people arent watching asian milf + soft gore broadcasted on TV

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Me on the right

No, they are getting informed about current events.
>hurr NEWSpapers are no different than tiktok vidoes durr

>hating on calcium
reported you to your local skeleton

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>Man, there was a time when newspaper comic artists were celebrities, men of incredible talent who put tons of effort into their work. What happened, how did everything go so incredibly wrong?
Even though those legendary cartoonists are almost all retired or dead, the syndicates for some reason think they HAVE to keep their strips going, and moreover they cannot under any circumstances change anything about the strip. So the only people who still relate to them are demented boomers.
To give credit where credit is due, some of the long-running "serious" strips have actually evolved, like Dick Tracy or The Phantom, with meaningful stylistic and writing changes to adapt to a new era. But shit like Beetle Bailey or Gasoline Alley just keeps churning out irrelevant garbage.

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>they are getting informed about the latest crossword and funnies section
ftfy

Kelly doesn't count, he's a Based Boomer

Kelly does it again!

>play some video games with fantasy violen e in your free time
>versus becoming emotionally scarred from the horrors of war and the terrible support you'll receive when you come back

Based Pacman Fever, destroying the evils of the world

Bill Watterson still deserves immense credit for gracefully ending Calvin & Hobbes instead of letting it become a zombie stip

>everything is labelled
>words instead of pictures on posters
>smug old man who makes no sense
i assume these people have jobs other than being a "comic artist" to support themselves

medium rare

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Four decades after this point was blown the fuck out and dumbasses still parrot it.

filtered

It's a satire comic for the Onion

RAP BAND

Check the date

LaCroix

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The stagnation is maddening. The main reason I couldn't care less about the death of newspapers is how unbelievably awful the comics have become over the past 50 years.

Never underestimate user.

I have a filter that removes alot of the metals and other containments in tap water and it tastes fucking amazing.

i remember reading this in the paper and feeling it deep
then Brawl actually came out and bill amend and I were both very disappointed

you on the right

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>think its going for general melancholy that a lot of people can relate to recently with previously popular and era dominant companies like Toys R Us and Sears going out of business back to back
>suddenly goes full retard with REEEEEEEEEEEEE KIDS
its like he didn't know how to end the strip or what the "punchline" would be so instead he just went full boomer

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>swipes onto Chad
lmao

Never gets old. Put me in the screencap Yea Forumsros!

>everyone needs a tv game with it
VR for TV Game.

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is the Statue of Liberty kelly's waifu or something? why does he put her in nearly all of his comics?

I mean it's nice to have a catalog to shift through on the crapper as a kid and imaging having some of that stuff, but I don't think any kid was THAT into it.

Getting a Political Comic Gig is easier than retail, all you need is a crass opinion on today's standards and the ability to draw on a 4th-grade level, the most work they have to do is figuring out what Objects are going to represent.

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>the pikachu at the end
seriously what is boomers' fixation on pokemon go? people played it for like a fucking week and then the fad died off quick as shit.

Based and waterpilled

It's satire, you dumb fuck

It reads like an excerpt from Karl Pilkington's diary.

>it isn't even an edit
Holy fucking basedola

He’s a big guy

Thank you, its like 700 degrees out.

>drinking deer piss and bug filled water

>Nostalgia for catalogs
>"Oh god, where did we go SO wrong?"

A Generation raised on Television, everyone.

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it's a parody comic, user
also the statue of liberty is legitimately kind of hot

>You couldn't pay me to use that godforsaken hellhole of a board.
Yea Forums is possibly the worst board on this site

>closest skeleton to me is the one inside my body
>stomach suddenly starts hurting
guys i

XKCD is as bad or worse than boomer political comics.

YOU TOLD HIM MR FRENCH LEGIONNAIRE FROM THE 1890S!

What if he's just really tall

Records are hip and cool right now, VCRs never will be again.

Growing old fucks with people. Say your 30 and still posting here. You world 10 years ago, no longer exists as such it is a massive sign of one and only one thing: you are that much closer to death. And that shit can fuck people up to think anything new is bad and new things make people worse not better.

It's his idea of representation of "THE AMERICAN DREAM" dying. Lady Liberty is hopeless to stop it, only being able to weep as we shit on everything.

>2018
>rap band
Does this artist even go outside?

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I can't stop drinking water bros. I think I might have an addiction

What's wrong with XKCD?

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>Say your 30 and still posting here
I'm 28 and I still post here. Don't forget you're here forever.

>technology bad lmao
THEN WHAT DID YOU USE TO MAKE THIS ANIMATION FUCKFACE

>fat ass has petty and materialistic desires
Color me surprised.

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Just drink some juice

It's the Rick and Morty of webcomics before R&M was even a thing

Sears catalogs were great for fapping as a kid. Now it's even better with the internet because you can just go to Sears.com instead of waiting for the catalog to come.

It's a parody, user

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Eh, I hardly come here any more and I’m 22

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Why not?
Often better quality.

I know that's sarcastic but he's a fucking self-absorbed holier-than-thou cocksucker who thinks he's smarter and more clever than anyone in the world and he's SO COOL for being such a QUIRKY MISANTHROPE and OH MAN I DON'T LIKE SPORTS AND BEER AND MAINSTREAM THINGS

what? XKCD can be boring at times but how is it in any way like rick and morty?

Nah. I'll take the unfiltered insanity of Yea Forums over the shit-eating retards of Yea Forums or the smug auto-fellatio of /tg/.

Slightly different technology

Consider me impressed, this was actually really well made.

>Innocent Impregnators
Please tell me this one is satire.

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Planescape torment is the only thing that comes to mind

ah time to binge that shit for a bit

>tfw no "Innocent Impregnators" shirt

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Apple pie with your water, anyone?

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>bon-bons
Everytime

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>Tfw grandpa brags about getting to legally kill people while you're stuck with crummy simulations

lol normie beer drinking sports monkey triggered because xkcd guy is smarter than him

the beer comic might have been in bad taste but thats like the only comic where you could possibly get the idea that hes a "self-absorbed holier-than-thou cocksucker" and he was young when he made that comic. the dude is legitimately smart and shitty webcomics aren't his focus.

It's a comic that inflates the egos of its audience. Making them think this mediocre gag strip is some highly intellectual thing for oh-so-smart readers.
I'm not sure how Rick and Morty became that, since it was only ever just a dumb, goofy scifi show, but somehow that's what the audience for it became. XKCD aimed for that tone from the beginning though.

hydrogen 7 water

>shitty webcomics aren't his focus
That's immediately apparent, as you said, they're worthless trash.

gerolsteiner

user... he works for the onion retard

lol fuck off boomer

>the dude is legitimately smart

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Are you illiterate?
>It's a parody, user
>It's a parody, user
>It's a parody, user
>It's a parody, user
>It's a parody, user

>pocket monster creatures

Brainlet understanding of a very simple message

>please tell me that The Onion is satire

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>Look dad someone printed out multiple glasses of water
>OR AS I CALL IT A *underlined*PAIL*/underlined*!

I'll have half a celery stalk and nothing on it please

so people can only make comics that appeal to the lowest common denominator? maybe he just wanted to make comics that he thought were funny and other people who share the same shallow base of knowledge required for his comics. its nerd humor. if you aren't part of the group of course you won't think its funny.

All that knowledge yet gramps can't even use powerpoint and holds back the job industry with his incompetence.

>being a waterfag

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>Dad is mad that the son HE RAISED doesn't act how he wants him to
Then maybe you fucked up raising him you dumbass

Yea Forums is a fucking godsend, it may never be on topic but at least you can actually discuss shit without feeling like you're losing your sanity.
Try any thread on /vg/ for an actual hellscape
>namefags
>drama
>posts not replying to anyone talking to each other
>alternatively just idiots talking to themselves
>posts addressing each other by name and talking about random shit
>random posts disappearing because one clique is mass reporting the other while posting their own insane nonsense like they're wild animals marking their fucking territory

that bird knows a lot about computers

>all these retard responses

The animation is a bit on the nose, but there is nothing wrong with the message.

Don't forget to prep your wife, I need a good fuck! By the way, your nintendo switch and soilent shipment has arrived.

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it veers dangerously close to being the kind of comic strip who's only "jokes" are obnoxious jabs at the kind of people he doesn't like. the only reason xkcd can find any appeal outside of the small niche of people who feel just as strongly as the author does about these subjects is because most of these "jokes" are masked just thinly enough that the average brainlet can mistake them for legitimate attempts to be funny

Yea Forums is shit, don't kid yourself

normies are having sex and you are not
go back to plebbit where you belong if you like this cocksucker's garbage
I bet you're someone's unfunny pedophile uncle who insists linux is worth a shit

god dammit how is he so good at this

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Based and rules-of-naturepilled

Too many zoomer faggots on this board, that's all

both choices were shit anyways and he was a young college kid getting brainwashed at some top university probably. he rarely makes political crap.

user I know you're trying to fit in but the basedboy gag is only applicable in places where it can apply even a tiny bit

It IS lowest common denominator schlock. That's the point. It's LCD shit masquerading as something intelligent, and its audience is insufferable because they buy into that illusion.
It's about the same level of quality as Marmaduke.

fockin legend

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lol i have a mac and i don't even read xkcd anymore and havent for years. i started browsing this shithole instead.

drinking beer literally raises your estrogen levels

okay I actually need to apologize on this one cuz I made a mistake
here, I misread the post of the person you responded to. I thought he was anti-xkcd. i re-read the post and actually he's sucking its dick, so you were right. I'm legit really sorry.

this is pretty true though

Alright, what's a good board then?

I don't know

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>being this retarded

Do you need help breathing too?

>OUR PLAN IS QUITE SIMPLE REALLY ~ WE'LL JUST DRINK ALL OUR WATER~ AND TAKE OTHER WATERS TO DRINK

>i have a mac
Incoming shitstorm.

none of them

I'm a fan of Aquafina and Niagra. Fuck anything with red label though. Crystal Geyser and Arrowhead, those shits taste like unflushed public toilet water.

Underrated post

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/wsg/ is a pretty good board.

Unironically /mlp/

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underrated reaction to underrated post.

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That's only a few specific type of hops, you idiot.
Not to mention the amount is fucking negligible if you have anything close to a normal diet.

About as true as your house being clean because you swept everything under the rug.

let me guess, you voted for the guy who couldn't get a single coherent sentence about nuclear power out?

Kek

This video is mostly correct.
Agreed.

>le all boards are shit and I only post here ironically
Figured you were one of those retards, thanks for making it easy to disregard your opinion

>I'm drinking water again.
>Me too
>kids are holding water bottles

Fuck off, go back to red dit if you want to upvote shit.

This is the beginning of something very sneed

>hillaryfags

whoa...

>when the straw-argument you are parodying is actually true

please for the love of god fuck off with your "dialogue about race". it's not a dialogue at this point. whenever someone has an opinion about race that you don't like, you fucking scream them down. don't even act like you want a legitimate discussion. you want everyone to agree with you and you mask it by acting like agreeing with you is in everyone's best interest. race does not need to be "discussed", and neither does politics. politicians do not care about us no matter how much their campaign ads flaunt how much they do. fuck the fuck off.

you mean JEWSpaper