What games let me roleplay as a Chad?
What games let me roleplay as a Chad?
Christian Walker
Blake Richardson
Minecraft
Carter Young
I'm a hardcore fan with FF8, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Balamb Garden where I would often train with Zell in the training center and help Selphie with the Garden Festival, but one day as I was talking to Selphie, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"
This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Headmaster Cid and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for SeeD, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Cid said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.
I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
Mason White
Yukiko is the prettiest.
Jayden Perez
I've actually done this with a girl and it didn't smell very nice. I was disappointed.
Tyler Lopez
You were expecting the place where girl's shit, fart, piss, sweat and grool collect to smell nice?
Dylan Cruz
>iya..!
what is this shitty excuse for a translation
Christopher Gutierrez
Don't do it, faggot. That wasn't Selfie, it was a fucking demon trying to trick you into giving up your soul. Just play FFVIII forever instead. Get gud at speedrunning that fucker. But don't kys yourself.
Nathan Butler
that pasta is stale my friend
Jacob Reed
God i love Yukiko
Jacob Hill
>Oh cool, new Yukiko doujin
>Tags: cheating, mmf threesome
Evan Gray
So is he supposed to have someone else kill him?
Nathan Gonzalez
Yes.
Levi Stewart
I feel like I'm the only person on the planet that can actively ignore the shit parts in porn as long as it has parts I genuinely enjoy. Most of the ones that have characters with strong bonds and relationships are also incest shit so I either tap out or can't jack off at all
Kayden Allen
normies get out
Ethan Powell
>tags: ntr, hairy, old man
Who actually likes that shit?
Dylan Foster
hairy old man
Eli Turner
I can. I can also ignore bad art in favor of focusing on scenarios. There isn't much that can put me off a boner, aside from humor.
Julian White
me
Landon Cox
>aside from humor.
having a genuine chuckle in the middle of a doujin is the worst, yes
Jacob Hall
Caleb Campbell
Wait till you're past 30 and you will.
Kevin Watson
only chads. sorry onions
Dylan Hill
*raises paw* :3
Lucas Harris
>tags: smell, farting, smegma, guro, snuff, shitting dicknipples, scat, coprophagia, prolapse, boys only, yaoi, group, large insertion, autofellatio, netorare
Kayden Taylor
>he doesn't self insert into the bull character instead of the cuck salaryman/student in those doujins
Brayden Perez
Yes.
A cute girl will use perfume on all parts of her body.
Wyatt Wright
James Clark
>not factoring your mind into three to insert as cuck, bull, and slut all at once
James King
>tags: vore, snuff, mpreg, musk, diapers,
Evan Walker
>autofellatio
Whoooooa, hold on now. That one is based.
Michael Gray
I don't care if you people believe me or. I am not a troll.
What it comes down to, is that I'm going to get to live in Balamb Garden, actually living there, not playing some game in a tv screen. Ill get to breathe the air, feel the grass, and actually speak with people.
None of you can ever hope for that. I'm going to live with Selphie, and that's that.
Goodbye.