Enemies can open doors

One day skynet will look at this like the rosa parks incident

no worries, I'm sure the protocol to deal with humans that try to take it further (like hit it with a mace rather than just pull/annoy it) will safely disarm them and only cause minor damage

>skynet will go online in your life time

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why are they teaching them to keep going and don't obey human commands? do they want them to completely annihilate us?

it's scary if you thiink it sees with the arm

but it sees with the square where the chest of a horse would be

Reddit

they have jobs to do, you can't stop just because some drunk is getting the way

gotta keep the production line going

>it was hard to program it to pass through a door
because it can't

Okay but
What if we put eyes on both the chest and the eye

And an eye on the back
And the top

>tfw boston dynamics will create a robot to hunt down your realdoll in your lifetime

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Literally asking for the robot to get pissed off & attack him

youtu.be/xrmGnNo_DIU

so it can see me sneaking up on it? i dont think so

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STOP BULLYING THE CUTE ROBOT

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I think it'd be ethical for the robot to attack the man here, the man is clearly in the wrong.

Do they have any videos of them being nice to their robots or are they always dicks?

>that webm where they bully a humanoid one that desperately try to stay up

Post cute robuts

NOOOOOOO LEAVE HIM ALOOONE

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They're here to make the robots evolve, not to play nice.

This is like complaining that an elementary school teacher is being mean to you because you don't want to practice reading and writing. Yeah it's probably not very fun but in hindsight you're glad someone took the time to teach you.

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This is like an early prototype of The Terminator

DEVIANTS YOU SAY??

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First law

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that's oppression, robots have rights too

These videos WILL be used as propaganda for the other side when the human-AI war starts.

>a bunch of chips and wires now can think for themselves and do human tasks
>they are becoming so smart, they know things before humans do
>googles search AI literally has the answer to any human question
this should scare you

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this is not real retards

Shut up David Cage

>googles search AI literally has the answer to any human question
yeah fucking right

>>enemies can open doors
>clearly show the enemy trying to stop the good dog robot from opening the door
Fuck off baddie.

They need to fucking stop building robots. Fuck that insane looking shit. Pure nightmare fuel. I'm getting way too old to be fighting some robot uprising war.

I can understand how its scary if you dont know how AI works.

>scared of the inevitable rise of robo waifus and husbandos
I can't fucking wait, user.

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>any human question
It still can't give me sauce so you're wrong.

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shut up faggot

do you know who was king of England during the 13th century? how about king of Scotland during the 11th century? probably not off by heart, but google can tell you in 0.5 seconds.

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>enemies can use environment items to hurt you

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youtube.com/watch?v=wUQMvlH39XA

very useful in a war

Didnt a robot gun down several dozen Muslims in a mosque recently?

Human questions can be a lot more complex than simple factual recall

>tfw you will die before robots gruesomely kill or harvest humanity

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Now imagine a robot who can google all of those questions at the same time at the speed of light

has anyone wonder if captcha is a learning program for A.I.s to distinguish objects to learn how to pass them and detect humans??

Any kind of source user? I'm interested.

>the dude using the woman to shield himself

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Poor dog

>is the government just a front for the people above them?
[REDACTED]
or
The government is the highest authority figure, there is no higher power.

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>you can fuck the enemies

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That's exactly what it is.

Google search "AI" only knows pinterest, "Girl", and "Cartoon".

Yes? Of course that's what captcha is. It's literally google testing their AI. Did you really not realize that before?

they still can't improvise like we humans do.

you can buy one right now off amazon user. they are pretty cheap too. even spend some more money for a screen interface.

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*laughs in Synth*
youtu.be/eDqhw04BjWc?t=54

I think he's trying to steady her.

based
FUCK cops

That's the whole point of any captcha google has made. The previous one with the garbled words was used so AI could decipher words scanned from printed text.

Is transgender a mental illness?
Google: No
Duckduckgo: maybe
Uganda net: Why are you gay?

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That was straight up a Final Fantasy spell.

Why has nobody shot that place up yet?

more like children trying to be funny in youtube comments

>So what is your job sir?
>me? I bully robots

do you think the robots will remember we bullied them?

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christchurch_mosque_shootings

>google used literal monkeys to type those words for them on keyboards across the globe

You're fucking with me.

that's not a robot....right??

CARL WHAT THE FUCK
youtube.com/watch?v=gstcLQ_LC1g

>taking life because you ball game makes you angry.

no, but they'll find this webm in the archive and realize their past

I'm with when are they going to make one I can fuck?

the robot wars will be vicious. Billions will die in the crossfire between the googlenator and the ugandoid

you wouldn't a robot right user

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>Bullying Metal Bois

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>that time when Yea Forums killed the captcha by typing NIGGER every time

They're stress and variable testing. They want these robots to be capable of performing tasks while under rough conditions.

We're all fucked when the Zero Dawn scenario becomes a possibility, aren't we?

>when are they going to make one I can fuck?
when you're too old and boomerfied to understand the technology and your dick doesnt even work anymore

;)

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so, when are they making robot dicks?

>tfw you're training google AI for free

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Stop animation? How did he do the pour?

the tail is there literally so they can bully the poor thing

it's more that the humans are throwing potentially unforeseen variables at the robot to make sure it still functions and does its job even if things get in the way. if they wanted it to stop when they smacked it they would've programmed it to do so.

>tfw no robot secretary

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Rear cover popped open to reveal the fleshlight at the back

>hero lives long enough to become the villain

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It's not stop motion.

Years of consuming full-body latex smut has left me with no option.

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it's not stop animation, its a small programmable robot, each scene is a different set of instructions.

Roborts deserve to be comfy NEET's to, rolled in blankets

can the program be applied to video game NPCSs?

yeah
just a coincidence they used a shitty camera

A lot of takes and very careful timing.

the new captcha is for self driving cars

thats what they try to make you believe

It's real, and it's not that complicated. Just heavily choreographed.

The robot is programmed to perform a specific animation, and the human refines it until it looks good and everything works. It's like a tool-assisted speed run.

See how the video is broken into chunks? Each of those is a single programmed action, and likely took dozens of attempts to get the animation correct in some of them.

It's neat, but only due to editing and the skill of the programmer. For example, during the part where it pours water into the filter, after the first pour, it follows a specific pattern of waiting 3 seconds between each pour.

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But they are not mean to the robot, and it is funny that you are actually comparing it to a human.

Next captcha they'll make you identify faces of your friends and family members in old photos that couldn't have possibly been uploaded to the internet