Absolute state of STEAM

Stalin was ripped

>Russian humor

>peak newgrounds combined with releases of indie and AAA games
>this is somehow bad

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for all we know you could just be the developer trying to shill his game on Yea Forums 4 months before the release because you know people on Yea Forums usually jump on the steam hate bandwagon when it comes to shovelware

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Cyka cyka, Stalin vodka.

Finally I may now dancing of the hardbass

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>a game still in Early Access
>make this too
Is this an effort to get gag-gift cash to fund the early access game? Or is it just a ruskie desperate for cash and can't milk horny men for dosh anymore so he neglects his obligations on the first game to shuck and jive for money?

>forced to look at blinding epilepsy inducing lights whenever someone gets naked on his console
>cant have virtual sex with based stalin onsuperior mouse & keyboard
cope

I can’t decide whether Russian humor is retardedly weird and unfunny or downright based. Could it be both?

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this

Russian classic jokes
"A man bought a hat and it fits just right"
"A bear was walking down the forest, he saw a burning car, sat in and burned to death"
"A hedgehog was running around the stump and saying "Fucking fence won't end" "

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VR support when

All I know is that old Soviet-era jokes from Eastern Bloc are god tier.

hedgehog joke is funny

I never knew russians were so cute

Yeah this is disgusting even as a joke.

free speech?
test that, make a game where you can shake hands with Hitler and nuke Israel

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extremely based

is real game?

Don't forget Kolobok hanged himself.

based af

more russki jokes

Shadow President

Release it on Steam!

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they would really appreciate this though,

>´people have money to put this kind of shit on steam just to have it taken out

>i have a actual game and i dont have funds to put it on steam

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its called freedom of creativity.

Isn't it like $100? Go do a paper route.

this is why we need socialism komrade

steam has enough indie platformers

It's 100 fucking bucks. Do you live in a shithole?

you can't afford $100? stop eating for a week

Let me guess, rpgm """game"""?

Tell us about your game, user. If you can do mediocre art, you could do Kofi commissions for a bit.

Exactly, we need NationalSocialism.

400$ in the shithole i live

nah

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minkind is really losing out by not being able to play your gaem

not on ggn
where can i get this?

Is that your game? Are you serious?

>not posting the good steam games

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that is a old build, here's the new one

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>You bounce poop balls around

Nice game Pajeet.

unity tutorial/10 wouldn't even play it if it was free

>Bad idea

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i gonna force you to play my game AND LIKE IT.

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Put it on a itch.io for couple of bucks, maybe in a year you'll get those $400 if you are extremely lucky.

I've seen this before.
It's neat for what it is.

faggot

I rather have sex with Stalin

are you seriously protecting the sun from balls of ice?
The sun doesn't need any fucking protection

>stellaris is fucked

They finally released Bonecraft on steam too so that's cool

BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>free speach
Fuck off to >>>/leftypol/.

nope, you need MORE MORE TIME before release it on steam cuz your game is pos

do you? just look at this sexy earth user;
they are meteors.

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i am buying it unironically

>not playing Bonecraft

no one wants this trash

>5000 nukes drop
>4000 people die
???

your mother likes it

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brainlet

>"A man bought a hat and it fits just right"
>"A bear was walking down the forest, he saw a burning car, sat in and burned to death"
Russian version please, never heard anything like this.

That's at least a 275 IQ joke.

>not posting the muzak
Comrade, are yuo of serious?
youtu.be/i83cVs03EE0

Needs VR.

You made this in your intro to comsci class didn't you?

4000 K people is 4 million.

I'm Russian and I literally didn't know any of those, except the bear one

okay let me come again then
Make a new game where the premise is nuking israel, then get that released on steam

nah i made this
youtube.com/watch?v=_z-cXdFMByM

>So beautiful I do not see

4000k, user. 4,000,000.

The bear one is "Шeл мeдвeдь пo лecy, видит - мaшинa гopит. Ceл в нee и cгopeл"

kek, atleast it is better than having sex with stalin

But user, think of the Stalin!

the truth is the nukes got turn off by cia deadswitch before start

Goty

it literally isnt

you can at least make a thread about having sex with stalin

>tfw no stalinist bf

>Russian version please, never heard anything like this.
Кyпил мyжик шляпy, a oнa eмy кaк paз.
Идeт мeдвeдь пo лecy, видит мaшинa гopит, ceл в нee и cгopeл.
First one is old as fuck, 2nd one dunno how us old, but it became a meme in runet sometime about 8-10 years ago.

It's not the content you dumb cunt. It's the fact that the game is obviously hot garbage.

Would stalin be a top or bottom?

I think bottom

Кyпил мyжик шляпy, a oнa eмy кaк paз.
It's russian 2ch Yea Forums joke.

Can you explain the bear joke please.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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That song is the best thing I’ve heard in ages.

See Command and Conquer Red Alert 2.
One of the later missions, he's banging that Russian QT.

Which timeline is the Stalin from?

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is from a russian who's got talent band
they are pretty good

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Whoops, meant Red Alert 1.

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Medicated

Want to hear russian joke? Don't forget to laugh after word "shovel".
shovel

they speel sex with trump wrong but it's okay

Hm, I thought something got lost in translation, guess not. With "Кoлoбoк пoвecилcя" and the hedgehog I can see the gist of it, but the other two are beyond me.

If you don't want to see it, then tick off nudity/adult games on your store preferences.
This isn't even on by default.

Poor Adolf not allowed in media.

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There is literally no explanation, it's exactly what it is. It uses joke-styled setup, but instead of funny resolution which is supposed to make it a joke it has completely not funny one which is what makes kinda funny.

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what are some games where I can accept the holodomor and bring full independence to ukraine

Okay I get it.
I didn't think it'd be like the man and the hat joke, I thought there it was some sort of lost in translation thing.
The hedgehog one is hilarious though.

imagine the existence of one man in history to loom over the rest of history because he's a perfect boogeyman for the jews

hoxhas wet dream

tankies would love this tho

a must for all barafags

Imagine the existence of one country constantly upending the status quo of Europe and threatening western civilization since they were nude savages

>something that never happened
>something that will never happen
Half-Life 3

>I can accept the holodomor
the what?

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does this image make you hard

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kr*uts are the niggers of humanity

Stay seething, Pavel

needs more fire

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I don't need to imagine. I just turn on the tv and I see Trump visiting such country.

kek

you've got to love yourself a fire

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>Civilian deaths during the war include air raid deaths, estimates of German civilians killed only by Allied strategic bombing have ranged from around 350,000 to 500,000.
OY VEY

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Doesn't Steam censor anime games?

What game

Imagine more the mass rape soviet forces brought on Germany after the war. The greatest mass rape in human history happened

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Stop posting, you're just a fringe /pol/ lunatic, this NEVER. HAPPENED.

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Why imagine something that didn't happen?

>NO STOP SPREADING LIES SAVE ME DADDY PUTIN

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The New Order: Last Days of Europe

The Soviets tried their war criminals. The US anno 2019 pardons them.

>Soviets tried their war criminals
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_during_the_occupation_of_Germany
bbc.com/news/magazine-32529679

So they tried hundreds of thousands of people?
Nice try russia.

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