Why were we trying to cross the border?

Why were we trying to cross the border?

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Because Bethesda is garbage and cannot come up with something other than a prisoner Intro, save son/father...
Garbage company, garbage tropes.

To get that Telvani tail.

I was trying to get into a better game.

Not so fast

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Its an RPG, your supposed to come up with this stuff yourself.

Complaining about prisoner intros is just being pedantic.
Blank slate intro for blank slate character.

> Make it a standard immigration
There, shit intro fixed.

standard immigration involving an execution

To get to the other side.

I like to pretend I died and got isekai'd into the TES world and appeared on the wagon.

Avoiding necrophilia charges in Cyrodiil.

As it should be

immigration implies agency from the character before the story begins
no one immigrates just out of the blue
imprisonment doesn't assign any agency to the player character

to inject fertile nordic women with thick redgaurd man syrup of course

to slum it in Whiterun

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The Elder Scrolls foretold of your return.

>not liking the prisoner start
Listen here fagg that is a tradition in Elder Scrolls.

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I saw that mountain and I just had to get there
15 times across mulitiple platforms and editions

Except when it isn’t like Daggerfall and Redguard.

Morrowind started with your character immigrating from prison.

i dont care about morrowind do i!

by order of the Emperor.

wanted to play oblivion again

Why didn't the Nord just tell them the thief wasn't apart of the Storm Cloaks? It was such a dick thing to do, yeah he tried steal a horse but does that warrant death? I chose Imperial just because of that.

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Every mainline game besides Daggerfall you start as a prisoner.

Because Trump was elected

For all Imperials knew he could be some high ranking member out of uniform, same with the player.

Trying to escape a cannibalism charge.

>horse theft
>not worthy of execution
Wow.
And he was on the list. He goes to the block.

Stealing horses was a major crime in medieval times.
The only reason the player isn't punished by death for stealing horses is because of game balance.
The player can literally kill the Emperor and only get fined 1000 gold.

Skyrim is more arcadey than simulation.

To get to the other side?

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>The player can literally kill the Emperor and only get fined 1000 gold.
And people take that to table top thinking the same shit would happen. Skyrim ruined both RPG's and tabletop with a lot of things.

Because I died and woke up in a wagon.

i heard there were big tittied futa in skyrim, so i set out to see for myself

Why weren’t they important and just died?