ITT: dealing with chinese hackers

you think that's funny motherfucker? we'll take that game you were hyping up and make it exclusive to our china funded service

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>playing mordhau
>chink joins the server
>spam "silly old bear" whenever I kill him
>rack up 8 kills on him
>silly old bear
>he stabs me in the ass, gets a kill
>says something in his garbled chink speak
>"silly old bear"
>he rages, calls me an orphan and leaves
Is orphan a huge insult or something?

seem to work with games using easyanticheat too for some reason (no idea why, didn't look into it)

Can someone post the characters or link to the source? Gonna use this for my Mahjong Soul account

>internet access is cut out by CCP
those eve online guys have that kind of power?

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>Has anyone ever had this work?
Why the fuck would it work?
I mean use your fucking head.

In order for it to work China would have to have complete access to and be actively monitoring both the audio and chat of every single game server on the planet in real team.

will this work if you name your displayed character with either the latin or chinese characters/

Is every Chinese person with a microphone like a living embodiment of a stereotypical Chinese person?
>obsessed with materialism and rank in potato tier
>calls someone a nigger

You been living under a rock?
The Chinese government has already officially addressed the Tiananmen thing.

Fack you guys China numbah wan

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the text you type goes through some cable to the game server.
that cable is accessed by their ISP. the ISP has a simple filter that if some packet has that sequence of symbols/letters, theyll cut you.
it's not rocket science.

Be on your best behavior then.

>Tiananmen thing
massacre is the word you are looking for

>he doesn't know

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goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bugmen bite

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????

Almost as bad as calling you a girl.

Addressed it by saying it was the right thing to do while still hiding it from their own citizens, though.

China has too many fucking people, so the shitty babies get binned.

Did they now? So who came in and did it? Or is it just made up propaganda?

>Defense Minister Wei Fenghe, in answering a question posed at a conference in Singapore, said, "There was a conclusion to that incident. That was a political turmoil that the central government needed to quell, the government was decisive in stopping the turbulence, that was the correct policy."

>"The 30 years have proven that China has undergone major changes," he said. Wei said that because of Beijing's response at the time, "China has enjoyed stability and development."

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Propaganda at its best.

Based, it was the right thing to do. Fuck those libshits

Chinamen will inherit the world or what's left of it, and it's terrifying
> tfw we were the insect aliens all along

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So they didn't really address it at all. Just their usual we can do no wrong propaganda bullshit.

Your Chinese social good boy score has gone down ten points.

>In order for it to work China would have to have complete access to and be actively monitoring both the audio and chat of every single game server on the planet in real team.

Retard. They don't need to monitor individual game servers when they can instead monitor every way for Chinese to connect to the internet at all - which they do. Officially and openly admitting it.

"pooh hugger" also seems to piss them off

Gorbachev tried the western approach to civil unrest and then the Soviet union collapsed
I'm just saying.

Chinese gamers are basically us though, they spend their time gaming in the cafe till school/uni time while having no gf and friends.

六四天安門事件
I think it's this one

>criticize Chink government on livestream
>agents show up at your door
>get hospitalized for no reason
>"inexplicably" get physically weaker at the hospital despite having no illness
>"mysteriously" vanish from the hospital for no reason and never be found again

Western approaches to anything only work if you are actually a western nation. If you just take some random slavic hellhole or banana republic or arab sandpit or african jungle or chaiwanese anything and treat them like they're Americans, they are not going to suddenly start acting like Americans, they're going to destroy the whole fucking place instead.

And even then barely.

user NO

you better be careful then chang, lest you lose all your social credit score and banned from public transport and airplanes

I love doing this in online games. Copy pasta that shit into all chat and they are instantly removed from the game.

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>Chinese gamers are basically us though

No they're not. For one thing all Chinese cheat in every game where cheating is possible.

thanks mate

占点占

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Escalators

This only makes me want to do it more.
Why the fuck would you work with the Chinese?
Your the reason they get away with it anyways.

Ni hao!

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I still can't believe it actually worked on some of the chink pass users on this site, hence the auto-ban

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The one good thing about their totalitarian state. They started throwing people like this in god damn work camps and prisons for doing this shit.

>Why the fuck would you work with one of the biggest economies on the planet

Money? Capitalism?

Do you mind if I save this image?
I wanted it the other day and tried looking for it so I searched "anime girl gets sprayed in the face" and the results were less than sanitary so I closed the page quickly.

what about them?

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Death of Winnie the Pooh via disposable/deniable assets when

based
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dong_Yaoqiong

I wonder can you make your epic game store account name tiananmen massacre or something similar?

NOOOO STOP MY THINK OF MY SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE

It's all yours my friend

Greed.
You care more for money than you do for freedom.
I would rather starve than pay homage to the Chinese regime.

I don't understand, why are they like this?

you don't get to keep the cake and eat it too
deal with it bitch

soon they'll censor that on all games in their store and also in the chat. just wait.

>he doesn't know

They have little to no safety standards.

MY SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE PLEASE STOP

don't spoonfeed him

based

based user sacrificing himself to rid this thread of bugs

epic store don't have chat

>care more for money than you do for freedom
Wouldn't this mean that you can't work for the USA as well? Or do you mean freedom to fuck over others? In which case, what is the difference between the US and China?

China has such low safety standards that escalators have eaten people when panels collapsed.

What is the Really long text after Liu Xiaobo and before Winnie the Pooh meant to cover?

Those plates are made of low quality materials so they tend to give in and people get crushed in the wheel underneath.
A saw a mother get crushed in one of those on Liveleak while throwing her baby up with her last strength.

That's not what's being discussed dipshit.

What's being discussed is people OUTSIDE of China typing Tiananmen Square Massacre 1989 into game chats and that causing Chinese players to be disconnected.

Use your fucking head.

The only way it can, and currently works is on platforms like WeChat that the Chinese government owns and controls 100%.

Until they have complete access and ownership of every game server on the planet, it simply won't happen.

you're absolutely correct, what they should have done was let a bunch of student protesters rise up and destroy everything, and just start killing random old people and other kids and even dogs who aren't left wing enough

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Just putting this out there, this is the only thing you get from searching about the t. square on the China's biggest search engine. You're more than likely to find a naked picture of Asa Akira (porn is banned in china too, for those who don't know) than anything about what actually happened 1989.

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I love this pasta and think it's as precious as Spurdo almost

>Everyone in China has seen that video
I don't know if I should be amused or disturbed

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I never said I thought the is government isn't corrupt, but it's citizens behind able to have guns is a protector aganst it and proof of their freedom.
The communist party would never allow it's people to own guns.

Kek
Fuck Chinks

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I thought communism was supposed to be the left wing.

>south korea only recently unjusted itself and removed its bullshit laws after outing the feminist shamens
>Chinks double-down on the laws
fucking hell North Korea is starting to sound better

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What happens after they disconnect?

Eh, whether you are controlled by a totalitarian government or a greedy corporation. Same result.

see

they get put on a watchlist
and maybe bump into some government officials on the way to work

>s korea recently unjusted itself
Really? Do tell

someone post the liveleak where the woman gets trapped inside the escalator and has to throw her children to safety

Well internet connection lost is probly automated and then a Person looks up if the Citizen typed the illegal text or someone else.

did she die?

its a common problem there. shitty machinery malfunctioning to lethal levels is a regular thing.

Authoritarian left to the almost max, yes. The political compass really doesn't mean much these days.

I mean porn is still banned in Korea on the level of banning porn websites. Outside of maybe Hong Kong, you're not going to really find any place in East Asia that sells unedited porn and also lets you view it online without restrictions.

>get literally eaten by an escalator's inner works
>did she die?
Gee user, I don't know

Her entire body just got crushed by massive cogs. She's fine.

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the chink gestapo cuts the connection and kills all witnesses of the event

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I take things that didn't happen for 400 Alex.

what makes you think the post you replied to says any different?

I'm more amused by the fact that they all know about the video, yet still take the escalators.

The poster being a typical storm faggot blaming leftists for all problems.

Muh freedom muhfucca

Reminder that this all traces back to the opium wars

Fuck gooks, slowly overtaking brazilians as the worst fuckers with an internet connection.

If the escalators are made from shit material what makes you think the elevators are any better?

probably the only way they have to go up with other access points blocked, and they still need to go on with their daily lives

just check the floor in case, and don't make a fuss about it not to harm your social score

I work in a casino and deal baccarat to these insects every day. They are seriously the worst people on earth. For a nationality that has a reputation for being good at math they sure do have an extreme genetic weakness to gambling. They are 2% of our local population and account for 58% of our profits.

Tiananmen square is like that one time when hippies protested against vietnam war. Except mutt pussies didn't shoot libshit while bugmen chads squashed (lol) them with tanks.

BASED

This doesn't work. Trumptards confirmed for double-digit IQs

is it not weird that everyone just moved on from this within a few weeks

I try not to be a prejudiced guy, but Chinese people really do have zero empathy and even less sense. Their entire government is basically Stalinism at their worst, they have zero safety standards, working with them is an absolute nightmare thanks to their "you didn't pay the most for this product therefore you get a shitty product", and they are among the least empathetic and most morally bankrupt people on the planet. At least in the fundamentalist hellhole of Saudi Arabia they have things like "public safety administrations" and "basic sanitation techniques". This on top of them being the biggest polluters the world has ever seen, and directly contributing to global warming that will fuck the planet in 10 years or so. It doesn't matter if america/france/whatever stops using fossil fuels, China will burn coal to kill the world faster just so the pig westerners can't have it if they wipe themselves out.
I went to a pretty liberal campus in Canada for my university, and every Chinese person, literally EVERY SINGLE ONE I talked to said they hated the country and the government. One guy, an immigrant from Hong Kong, said he'd rather die than go back home, which really unnerved me.

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The escalators at Stockholm central station are built by a Chinese company, and last year the breaks on one of them (a long one) just snapped and it started running downwards at full speed, making people fall into a pile at the bottom.

Gotta love bugman engineering.

I think it's weird that the panama papers didn't result in people being guillotined.

>bugmen chads squashed (lol) them with tanks.

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The majority of all projects in China are done by 3 state ran companies and their sub companies. They all use roughly the same equipment and their workers while skilled are told to maximize profit to the absolute, so it's probably a given that the same company who designed that escalator designs the majority of them in the country so it would be hard for them to completely avoid.

There's far worse things to worry about, like buildings built only 5 years prior tipping over like a cow or roads more hectic and uncaring than a bangkok rush hour. I lived in Shanghai for 3 years and no hyperbole, the shit you see posted on leaked CCTV footage is the tip of the iceberg.

Based

It happened during 2016 election so barely anybody overseas cared and all major news was all about Trump

>they have zero safety standards
Hey, this isn't true. They do actually have some safety standards. Yes, they are very far behind the rest of the world, but they are there.

That said, even these extremely low standards, are still broken most of the time, since most chinese don't seem to care about anyone that is not themselves or their male family.

Why women have to ruin everything?

Not like we didn't already all know they where doing this shit.

Do they really just instantly disconnect you? Lmao

Proof is different. Heads should have rolled.

What do you mean by zhandianzhan?

>I went to a pretty liberal campus in Canada for my university, and every Chinese person, literally EVERY SINGLE ONE I talked to said they hated the country and the government.

There's a big disconnect between Chinese whose family moved to another country and those only attending the school on a visa.

It's a bad kept secret that Chinese ran student groups at universities get funding from Embassies and groups from back home to basically go steal information from the universities like research and possibly stuff far more sensitive (keep in mind some universities have DoD Contacts). They unwittingly or purposely spy for their home country while studying in America.

As for the Hong Kong fellow you mentioned, I don't blame him. HK is soon to be swallowed whole by mainland complete influence in maybe 2 decades time. Mandarian is already slowly replacing Cantonese in schools there.

for any underageb& lurking here, the point of this meme is to trick newfags into spamming this gibberish and get them banned. it doesn't work. the way the chinese "firewall" works is by handing out a list of banned websites to most internet providers, which includes Yea Forums, so the only way a chinese person could post here is using a VPN.

damn, dong no more

People at the top don't pay for breaking the law. They just resign and is paid more money for leaving than most people earn in their entire life. Then get a new job at an equally corrupt corporation.

Most Chinese peeps use VPNs anyway.

We need a batman.

The difference exists and its large. If a person with any weight says fuck the leader of the nation over there they get smoked. Try that over here and you get a late night talk show

And that "Corporations run the world" pussy talk is weak. Corporations are a damn good way to distribute trade on a large scale. Are they profit driven? Yeah no shit, so are most things in this world. Dont climb the ladder, dont buy shit from Amazon, bury your phone, and go hunt your own food.

sounds like you dont like competing against hardcore gamers
get off the internet casual

>stealing research from unis
Reminds me of something my stepdad who works for Airbus told me a few years back, he and his colleagues caught some Chinese contractor people dipping their ties into a vat, can't remember what liquid it was, probably some coating material for the planes

>video
No user, what they've seen is not a video

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Just take the fucking stairs if you're that scared holy shit.

I bet you five bucks there are no stairs.

Stairs exist.

Why did she eat her baby?

You have shit taste in games. It's all numale trash. Take a sippy on some penises and settle down.

There are none in malls

collaborating with communist insect people is worthy of punishments worse than this

How do you think the chat message is sent from the server to the player? Through the great chinese firewall of course.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_packet_inspection#China

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It can be as silly and crazy as that, to even really dumb shit like recording lectures without permission so they can straight up have that class in chinese universities with all the syllabus, paperwork, class schedule, etc done for them, so in turn they can hire a random person to teach a class on say, advanced algorithm, when they themsleves never even finished their formal education.

Japan makes the best vidya

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Despite making up 2% of the population, chinese account for 58% of the casino's profits

Mongoloid

Sounds pretty smart, you just have to pay a few guys to transcript and translate that shit and you've got material you can use for years while underpaying the professors and educating the next generation on how to efficiently cut corners
I'm impressed

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This post is from 3 years ago. Did they impeach her or not? Is porn legal yet?

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id say it's the mental consequences that occur due to EXTREMELY HIGH population densities
people need room

They were built by Otis though; Americans.

they got rid of her a year later and someone else is in charge unfucking the laws like requiring social security code to play games

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High population density is the root of most problems, but obviously saying this is taboo because MUH GDP GROWTH and MUH CHEAP LABORERS are necessary for boomers to enjoy their retirement.

As long as we're locked to this planet and its limited space and resources. A larger population will only hurt us..

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>people still want a female president in the US