Play Breath of the Wild
Play Breath of the Wild
Christian Anderson
Chase Williams
ok. sure.
Joshua Sullivan
I'd rather fap to Gerudo women
Leo Ward
imagine the smell of the part between her panties and her thighs, that's the point where her sweat and all the pussy juices concentrate.
Henry Baker
Sorry but I believe in the one true god and the bible is pretty clear about one thing:
>A woman shall not wear a man’s garment, nor shall a man put on a woman’s cloak, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the Lord your God.
Grayson Cook
god yes
Kayden Jenkins
So traps are gay then
Jaxon Jones
same
Xavier Lopez
>sav'saaba, hero boy
Adam Ramirez
>gerudo
>super strong women
>crave for men and are weak for them
Best race
Nathan Walker
I want to lick her feet!!
Noah Murphy
riju was the only good thing about botw
Hudson Jenkins
Old enough to lead, old enough to breed.
Noah Morgan
Jason Stewart
You aren't the one doing it though, Link is. Now that I think of it, I appreciate this moment in the game more because it feels like most legendary and mythical heroes crossdressed at some point. Arjuna, Thor, Heracles, Achilles, etc.
Chase Lewis
Why were they so tall in this game?
Jonathan Flores
Crossdressing in general is a sin and worse, an abomination according to Deuteronomy. Being gay is a sin according to Leviticus, now there is a big difference between Deuteronomy and Leviticus though. Deuteronomy is the word of Moses, a true prophet of the Lord, so is Leviticus but Leviticus was heavily changed over time so noone really knows what really is gods opinion and what isn't. That whole "you shall not have tattoos" thing for example is probably bull. It's best to ignore Leviticus.
Corinthians puts homos in the same category as "drunkards", greedy people, adulterers and swindlers.
In conclusion: traps are worse than homos. Traps are abominations, gays are just normal sinners. Homos can probably still go to heaven after purgatory, traps can't.
Cameron Long
But I’m Raikoth believer
Juan Thomas
It is the player who controls Link and it is the player who commands him.
Who is to blame, the puppet or the puppeteer? Obviously the puppeteer.
God gave us free will, so we are to blame for what we do with this free will but that's not the case with Link.
Jeremiah Williams
Same reason why Telma was Telma - Aonuma likes em' big and powerful.
Henry Watson
But what defines "man's garb" and "woman's cloak" is a cultural thing and differs from place to place. And what about things that are unisex? How does god judge one culture from another and which one is the standard then?
Joseph Smith
Almost like God is a man made abstraction with human emotions and qualms.
Adrian Lewis
Based.
Angel Carter
afrobull
Ethan Young
What did she mean by this?
Easton Ortiz
She’s no stranger to cock
Samuel Davis
Godfags ruining another thread
Joshua Bell
Repent, sinner. You too can be saved if you just want to.
Nicholas Cox
Save me a McChicken you death fearing dummy
Luke Brown
nigger
Juan Clark
Where is the loli mod??
James Thomas
The kingdom of heaven will be on earth and the true believers will live forever again. There is nothing to fear with Jesus by your side.
Why don't you join us tomorrow in church?
Michael Richardson
Tips*
Xavier Long
Only stupid people wholeheartedly believe in Christianity. It was forged by zealots who know religion was a numbers games. They cherished their sons who had sons and scorned the ones who had daughters.
Anthony Morales
>same amount of dungeons as majora's mask
>dungeons are nowhere near as well designed
>gimmick is open world and item durability
fucking why
Colton Wright
>being omnipresence and omnipotence can be wrathful of shit that he knows is going to happen, takes a week (uses a man made construct) and makes mistakes all the time
Your God is rarted
Isaiah Reed
Riju > Paya > Zelda > Mipha > Link > Urbosa > Purah
Evan Wilson
>rarted
Double tips*
Ian Ward
me on the right
Kayden Gomez
Man was created in the image of god, and man is retarded.
Juan Price
Mipha is best girl tho
Julian Miller
God was a monobrowed neaderthal/rat
Isaiah Baker
man this is pretty boring and unfunny user
Dominic Gonzalez
She doesn't even have genitals
Jose Bell
She does, you just need to get her aroused and you’ll see them
Isaiah Martinez
Neanderthals arent human
Robert Taylor
she’s just a child.
how would she know what big looks like?
Evan Collins
featureless is my fetish
Austin Baker
such a shame that there are pretty much no doujins with her
they're all with the old hag
Jaxon Kelly
And since you are bored already you might as well just join us tomorrow. There will even be some wine. Just come around as you are.
Connor Gray
I really want to man, but the fucking stamina wheel and weapon durability makes it so tedious to play. I bought the game in December 2017 and I haven't gotten farther than the quest where you have to go to each village for the 4 divine beast things.
Jose Martinez
Shoo shoo christcuck
Jeremiah Baker
>being God's bitch
Humanity is the next in line for the cosmic throne, your has-been YHVH should retire already and let his superior creations take over. We'll do a better job anyway
Aiden Rodriguez
imagine
Ethan Morales
I hope Deku show up in the next Zelda
Imagine the succ
Wyatt Ortiz
What are they saying to each other?
Gavin Perry
We are doing pretty bad just taking care of out planet.
What will happen once we control the cosmos?
Gavin Collins
>can't even leave own planet without fast degeneration
>dreaming about the cosmic throne
If humanity is number 1 there really has to be absolutely no competition.
Asher Turner
>there are chubby Gerudo girls
Adam Stewart
COMPLETE
COSMIC
SATURATION
Sebastian Thompson
You wouldn’t fuggo and Deku, would you?
Julian Perez
I might
David Walker
The only good taste Aonuma has ever had.
Ian Howard
I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna
Luke Cook
Justin Myers
Who wouldn't?
Jaxson Lopez
Seeing an elephant for the first time would still make you call it big.
Cameron Brooks
Deku is best girl
Jayden Rivera
How to get Urbosa gf, lads?
Michael Cooper
O-oh my...
Charles Foster
I'm the big spoon right?
Isaac Nelson
No_
Zachary Martin
The manga would have been better if Deku was a girl and slowly fell in love with Bakugou but it wouldn't have sold as well.
Thomas King
Daily reminder.
Sebastian Morgan
>Zelda will always be a vanilla Aryan elf and not anything else
What a waste.
William Cruz
You gotta sauce me on that, user.
Luke Allen
me on the left
Jayden Bell
100% improvement. And it also fits, since the manga is showing that All Might's predecessor was a woman anyways.
Luis Morris
cursed
Matthew Moore
>come as you are
I CANT COME ANY OTHER WAY
DUMB BITCH
Parker Ortiz
how old was she again?
Landon Cooper
i did
Blake Morgan
fuck off shill
Benjamin Phillips
>implying I didn’t when I had my go into games machine
Elijah Ortiz
18 surely
Jack Parker
>falling for the bully cock
user, I’m at work. Don’t make me have erections please.
Luis Anderson
>had
Why does everyone always lose these machines?
Lincoln Price
>ywn make link your personal onahole
Eli Perry
Pretty sure she's been described as a non-adult, probably 14 or something. She's tall because Gerudo are tall, but she's short for one.
Michael Cooper
>Play Happy Mask Quest in OoT
>Excited for MM and their transformation masks
>No Gerudo transformation mask
*sigh*
Nolan Hill
Xavier Cook
gerudo zelda, best zelda.
Jacob Campbell
As much as I love MM, some laziness was inexcusable. Gerudo were such a huge part of the plot in OoT, Ganondorf was one even. And then in MM, they just use their models and make them some random pirates. Not even referred to as Gerudo if I remember correctly.
Eli Moore
30 years old
William Johnson
I would recommend that you read “City of God” by Augustine of Hippo. That being said it was a Muslim caliphate that lead to the actual real fall of Rome.
Evan Powell
Evan Sullivan
I just got this mask and it looks so nice. I dont want to ever take it off.
Isaiah King
LINK
NOOOOOO
Joshua James
>Literally easy mode to save on weapon durability.
Brandon Peterson
Don't say that user,I just assumed she had a small gymnast body.
Oliver Anderson
>Not wanting to be a fellow onahole with him
Sebastian Lopez
Matthew Harris
i remove it to gain aggro during most encounters and requip after. it just looks too good in game
Juan Williams
That's some cringeworthy teenager bullshit, I bet you love TTGL.
Camden Wright
thats pretty cool. i only just recently started playing the game on my first playthrough.
Easton King
Wyatt Perez
I just started playing it a few days ago actually. Enjoying it so. I left off after getting my first horse. I was pretty surprised that blue moblins seem to kill me in one hit, and taking damage from rolling even down a gentle slop is annoying leading to some deaths after being knocked down. Overall though I'm having fun. I haven't followed the main quest yet sine leaving the plateau, just been exploring.
Gavin Reyes
learn how to use a vacuum you silly fox
Luis Parker
Gerudo are literally the perfect women and it's sad that they don't exist.