Have you ever wanted to impregnate a videogame character?
Have you ever wanted to impregnate a videogame character?
Blake Martinez
Cooper Mitchell
Son, do you know where you are right now?
Chase Jenkins
second-hand coalburner
Do not engage
Benjamin Hall
Literally every female character I've made
Oliver Wood
y-yes
Connor Ward
>not mama
okay
Robert Jenkins
Yep
Jordan Cox
PEACH
ROSALINA
DAISY
ZELDA
MERCY
WIDOWMAKER
TRACER
ALL THE OTHER OW GIRLS
SAMUS
PALUTENA
ALL FIRE EMBLEM GIRLS
LARA CROFT
PAULINE
MS. PAULING (sorry scout)
ELIZABETH
ALL THE WITCHER GIRLS
AND MANY MORE
Colton Scott
She literally is not attractive
Jack Lee
But she's real though
Owen Williams
>In Death Stranding you take control of Sam, an everyday American whose world is LITERALLY turned upside down on a seemingly normal rainy day. Before he can out what's happening, Sam is thrown headfirst into a race against the clock to stop the gay homo demons before they can climax on dead whale carcasses in Edge Nut city!
Who fucking approved this description on the Steam Page?
Levi Foster
Yes, countless times
Henry Morris
...
Blake Sanders
no he's right, she's fucking ugly and she's a giant cunt too
Hudson Hall
I SEE NIPPLE
Jeremiah Evans
>I fuck women for their personalities
wanna know how I know you've never had sex?
William Price
...
Jackson Baker
She looks effing gormless.
Colton Johnson
yup
Kevin Garcia
God I can't wait for her SFM porn.
Nolan Wilson
Literally a real person
Matthew Lee
This is why Japan needs to stop making unrealistically beautiful female
characters in their media or else all men are going to have silly standards for real life women.
It's bad enough that some fools out their don't date a woman because she has a few kids.
Owen Nguyen
why a she goat?
Henry Perez
wanna know how I know you're a retarded nigger who only reads half of what someone posts
Xavier Sanders
Why is Kojima obsessed with this tapir-looking bitch?
Charles Perry
Yes.
Sebastian Perez
why mention she's a cunt then nigger?
Xavier Reyes
yeah
Nathan Morgan
Japan’s culture is beyond fucked when it comes to sex and women, I don’t think anything can save them now
Benjamin Robinson
Because he saw Blue is the Warmest Color
Wyatt Brown
why not
Adam Young
Asylum seekers niggers
A silent cooooooooock
Asylum seekers niggers
A silent nooooog
They rape all the white wimminz
They leech on the subsidies
Asylums for the niggeeeeeers
Chase Parker
Yes, but not this she-orc.
Jackson Murphy
Tyler Richardson
Brandon Williams
thinking someone's ugly is a fine reason for not wanting to fuck someone
it's also subjective and dumb to argue over
not wanting to fuck someone cause they're a cunt is completely retarded
Lincoln Evans
Looks better than ingame model.
Charles Allen
yeah video games don't look better than real life
Zachary Campbell
man I just fapped already
Jayden Davis
UNCENSOR!! NOW!
John Lee
Jason Russell
Kayden Cox
learn what impregnate mean you mouthbreathing mongoloid
it's not just about fucking, it's about having a child with a woman, in which case her personality very much matters except of course if you're a literal nigger who hits and runs, which I'm starting to think is what you are
Michael Jackson
>Vidya waifu exists in real life
>Can't impregnate either of them
Nathaniel Parker
what the fuck are you talking about
Jordan Carter
Why do French actresses look angry all the time? (Lea Seydoux, Mélanie Laurent, Marion Cotillard)
Anthony Scott
i HAVE impregnated a videogame character before, i used to do it all the time when i had my going into games machine
Aiden Flores
i want to talk shit but i'm in love with dmc5 trish
William Adams
what?
Josiah Gomez
>learn what impregnate mean
the word is used specifically, good job user you figured it out
now lets learning another word since you're being a pedant
child-rearing
that one is conspicuously absent
Isaiah Walker
yep
Christian Williams
Cameron Clark
I can't tell Zoey and Claire apart.
Robert Harris
You can't blame them, they live in Paris
Landon Clark
Adam Rivera
All French women look like that
They have to live with French men
Aaron Perez
John Hughes
french girls are probably among the worst when it comes to larping as strong wimmen, they think that they must act "tough" because traditional gender roles are fascistic
Parker Ross
she looks fucking disgusting.
the only model who came out half decent is
Camden Perry
The lighting in this game is definitely fucked up, at least for the characters' skin. She has this reflection on her skin that makes her look like absolute plastic.
Andrew Garcia
why couldn't kojimeme cast an actually good looking french actress instead of this goblinette
Ryan Martinez
>videogame character
>everyone only posts scans of real females
really makes you think
Robert Phillips
Because Léa's character only appears in one scene.
Joseph Peterson
Still do
Jason Mitchell
How come it looks like her face is a mask that's just a bit too long for the structure so it's kind of floppy?
John Edwards
How does that change anything? Even if she was in more scenes she'd still be a scan.
Ian Anderson
Is she on James Bond?