Don't just sit there and waste your precious time

Don't just sit there and waste your precious time.
When you want to do something, do it right away.
Do it when you can. It's the only way to live without regrets.

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but im stuck

i want a burger but i can't be bothered to get up

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But I have a week left for finals and there's no way I can study all this on that timeframe

I guess i'll go mow the lawn.

Get up user, do it, if you walk enough you can get 2

But i'm pretending to work until i get my vacations in a couple of days

But I spoilered all this so I could blend in with the other posters

>walking along street
>see woman in tight yoga pants
>have urge to tear them open and rape her in an alley way
Thanks OP i'll take your advice.

>studies
if you don't know it by now, it's not going to help

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>he doesn't have a george foreman grill in his closet

but is this the birth of a epic new meme?

If you marry, you will regret it; if you do not marry, you will also regret it; if you marry or do not marry, you will regret both; Laugh at the world’s follies, you will regret it, weep over them, you will also regret that; laugh at the world’s follies or weep over them, you will regret both; whether you laugh at the world’s follies or weep over them, you will regret both. Believe a woman, you will regret it, believe her not, you will also regret that; believe a woman or believe her not, you will regret both; whether you believe a woman or believe her not, you will regret both. Hang yourself, you will regret it; do not hang yourself, and you will also regret that; hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both; whether you hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both. This, gentlemen, is the sum and substance of all philosophy.

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But your mom will die in her sleep unless you reply to this post

>Hang yourself, you will regret it
Now this is just retarded.

But abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz ur a faget

>having a sissy grill

>being this new and underage
Go back to /r/Yea Forums, Caleb.

Sadly, I made choice in my youth that crippled me, and it's not going to be easy to undo those. That's going to take time, and I'm getting far too late a start on it.

Thank you. I'll blow up all of America now. Build some dirty bombs and set them off on indepence day.
Just kidding, mods. Don't ban me for joking, you retards

b8
fuckin a-hole

>Don't like to do anything
>Hate the stuff I have to do and always postpone it until the last moment
I really should quit weed

No way fag

Mistakes with far reaching consequences are indeed horrible, but it's never too late to start hacking at them. I got the weight of an absurd loan on my back because I didn't understand how they worked when I was young. For a while I did give in to despair, but it did not good for me.

im procrastinating

Sadly, I can't go through puberty again. Chronic masturbation has rendered me a chinlet manlet.

Name me (1) good small indoor grill

I want to walk, but my legs don't work.
Thanks though, Sonic. You tried.

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Maybe if you stop sucking dick and get off your knees you'll start to walk again faggot

i wan't a cunny

>Having knees
Look, everyone! He's a fucking casual!

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But Today's her birthday. So I'm granting all moms (including my own) future immunities

>464569568
By semi-replying, without giving a (You), I'm hoping she'll only half die.
She doesn't deserve the release of death. Not yet.

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