What’s gonna be your reaction when Steve gets announced as playable

What’s gonna be your reaction when Steve gets announced as playable

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Welp, there goes the board.

"Welp, happy for the guy, but I'm not going on Yea Forums anymore. Steveposters will torture everyone for days, even non-Banjo fags."

I don't usually have much of a reaction towards Mii fight costumes

Reminder that’s banjokes are the biggest jokes in the smash community and will share the same fate as Isaac and Genofags

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Cope

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Reminder that he's 26

The only ones coping here are you degenerate stevoids.

You've gone from having all the leaks and speculation on your side to having fucking nothing in the final hours while Banjo has more going for him than you ever did. And your posts have gone from "HES IN. He has everything going for him, Banjobois." to spewing out endless hypotheticals about how people are going to react when he gets in or what if the company who only makes merch that coincides with new products magically doesn't this one time with their Banjo stuff. Because you have NOTHING.

Deep down you've admitted defeat, and you haven't even realized it yet.

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Holy shit absolutely frothing, Minecraft is more valuable then banjo and PapaGenos is the only “evidence” for banjo

Steve still has all the leaks and speculation on his side, aswell as Minecraft being the highest selling game

Reminder, Steve is never getting in. Screencap again if you want

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Kill yourself weebshitter

Never
Ever

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based

It's okay to be mad,
Stevey lad

If I got fucked like you
I'd be mad too

So let it out
Cry and pout

Because the Bear is back
And your "victory" is under attack

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Steve is still getting in, you can enjoy your maybe remake

He's not too unlikely but the data shows there are more promising candidates.

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Stevey stevey cope and seethey

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I want to lick Remilia's cunny!

Guys look I did it again I said cope

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MY FUCKING EYES
DELETE THIS

I'd be pretty surprised, but I wouldn't have an overreaction like you see on YouTube.

Keep shitposting Steve is gonna hit (you) like a truck

Remember when you all creamed your jammies over this? Or the time you claimed May 17th was going to be the day? Never forget that you and the rest of your cringy faggots are so much worse than Banjofags.

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Banjofags think a toy confirms banjo for smash and suck loads of cum out of PapaGeno’s dick

show me your btfo compilations

Stevefags doesn't harass Mojang employees and keeps spamming Microsoft and Rare about being in Smash

Stage 1: denial

What a fun Mii Costume

youtube.com/watch?v=GejiOQQazJo

I can’t post them yet, but this thread gave me some new screenshots

> Asks a simple question
> N-NO IT'S HARASS!
Absolute retarded Banjoke

Only retarded zoomies think that the fucking default skin from Minecraft would make a good playable character. Who gives a fuck if Minecraft is the best selling game of all time? None of that success had to do with Nintendo so why should it get representation in the Nintendo crossover game?

Asking a simple question isn’t harassment

There is far more evidence than you care to realize. Steve has more evidence against his inclusion, yet you fuckers will always deny and dismiss anything and everything that says otherwise. None of you can articulate WHY your Blockhead can work in smash, so you devolve into buzzwords and schoolyard insults. Relevance, game sales, and your fee-fees are not legit arguements.

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Banjofag or Stevefag?

yeah ok

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based

Stevefag

>"Its only harassment when the boomer bear does it abloobloobloo"

All of Banjos “evidence” is either far fetched or comes from PapaGenos Discord. I don’t know why Sabi is there when he said people exaggerate banjos chances

>tranjos spamming a thread about steve with disgusting images
so this is the power.... of twitter bear

Asking a question isn’t the same as crying in Rare’s twitter replies

You do know that PapaGenos leaked Galeem and Darkhon right?

>Look at how much evidence Isaac and Geno has for their inclusions!

No, he does not. The ONLY thing that could lead to anything would be Vergeben's word, and even he isn't supporting Steve. All he said was "Minecraft content" after backtracking on 2 other claims that were duds. That's assuming that hack is to be believed at all. Face it, you fuckers have nothing. Having a tantrum on the floor isn't going to work.

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>Only game is Minecraft, released in 2009 a full decade ago
>Not in Story Mode
>Not in Dungeons
>Not in Earth
>Deconfirmed for the movie
>No longer the default skin
>Didn't even appear in the art for the first major patch in ages
>Banjo-Kazooie is confirmed for an E3 appearance
What’s gonna be your reaction when Banjo and Kazooie become mathematically and objectively far more relevant than Steve?

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I'm going to be high as hell on weed and xanax for most of E3, so probably mindless drooling.

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He said the Grinch Leak was real and Incineroar was moved to DLC, back to Smashboards

Steve is still the main default skin in Minecraft

He's not. It just hands you one of a random selection of default skins when you first get the game.

Amused

Bullshit.

Nigga there’s two, Steve and Alex and he’s the one you start off with

Anyone has that official Nintendo poll with Steve and Alex on it?

>Banjo-Kazooie is confirmed for an E3 appearance

source?

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There’s a new banjo phone holding figure

>Steve is irrelevant

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I'll be slightly disappointed.

Exquisite Gaming only makes promotional merch that coincides with new releases. Crash and Spyro for their remakes, Sonic for Mania, a couple superheroes with their movies, etc.

They teased a Banjo statue on Twitter. And when somebody replied about how they make stuff for IPs getting new releases and wondering what Banjo was getting they gave a cheeky reply about not telling us what.

Naturaloy, stevoids are wound up and upset over this news.

> Patternfag

play.nintendo.com/activities/opinion-polls/nintendo-switch-road-trip-fun-poll/

But if Banjo Kazooie get a new game, that'd be a neat tradeoff.

Literally their companies business model you fucking retard. Cope harder.

That means an xbox exclusive game and nothing else.

Is this what Smash threads have come to? Twitter screencaps from literally whos?

>Banjo gets a new game
>Steve gets into smash
Peace is restored

I can argue 3 of the points since the others are mainly true.
>Only game is Minecraft, released in 2009 a full decade ago
Then you proceed to list a game that has been out and 2 games that are coming out in the future. They may not have Steve, but they do count as part of the Minecraft Brand.
>No longer the default skin
Steve is still the default skin for the 4 pixel wide arms while Alex is the default for the 3 pixel wide arms. Both are considered the defaults for Minecraft skins.
>Didn't even appear in the art for the first major patch in ages
What is the Aquatic Update?
Even if Steve isn't relevant, pretty easy to just fall back on Alex instead who you are considering the more relevant of the 2 and considering the recent Village & Pillage update, obviously Alex is pretty damn relevant atm. It'd be a hollow victory for Steveposters I guess due to high chance of Steve as an alternate palette similar to WFT, Robin, etc.

Ok, I don’t see how that ties into smash

steve confirmed for tekken

So?

Either Banjo is getting into Smash
Or Banjo is getting a new game, is once again relevant, and your arguments against him crumble entirely.

Either way, Banjochads won and the Blockbois lost.

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I think people need to understand if there was Minecraft rep, it wouldn't be Steve.
He's much too generic.
They would go with the much more recognizable creeper or maybe even a team of mobs that includes the skeleton and enderman.

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Steve would get an Alex alt

> Patternfag
Didn't you learn whn you thought Mach Rider was our NES rep?

This means nothing, tons of other character didn't get this shitty figure before their new game got announced

>either
there is no either here. a new banjo game wouldn't likely be good just given microsoft's track record with rare's stuff.

I might react with a minecraft villager's usual voice clip. That's mood.
I mean, I might be happy that spotlight is balanced between them, but, ehhh...

"Perfectly Balanced. As all things should be"-Thanos(2018)

Steve is the player character though

Not according to that user since Alex is apparently more relevant than Steve. But hey, in the end it still means Minecraft in smash.

Rare Replay port

>tons of other character didn't get this shitty figure before their new game got announced
Ah, you're that seething retard from last thread who thought that because Toejam and Earl didn't get a statue that all the statues tying into new products meant nothing.
Stay frosty.

Please happen

> N-NO BANJO WILL GET IN! LOOK AT THIS SHITTY FIGURE
RENT FREE

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Steve still appears in official art, like this from two weeks ago

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IT WILL BE HER BECAUSE HER GAME IS F L A W L E S S STEVEFAG
KILL YOURSELVES
SAME GOES FOR YOU BANJOBROS GET FUCKED AND KILL YOURSELVES
EDELGUARD FOR SMASH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Would be neat, imagine all the porn

"Bros... I don't feel so good..."

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*Steve is the default skin
Pretty much everyone changes their character skin to something else, it's one the first things players do in minecraft.

>Don't even let him show his face
Oh no no no no

I wonder what his replacement is going to look like once he's finalized.

"BROS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!"

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>flawless
Nothing is perfect.

He’s still in the picture

Stevefags, listen, the reason fans hate you is because Minecraft is filled with cringe.

Look at all the shitty Minecraft art at DeviantArt and the shitty Youtube parodies with Minecraft, this cringy shit has NO place whatsoever in Smash. The model you post everyday is as bad as all the shit you see everywhere

Minecraft is up there with Sonicfags as the worst fanbase in existence, you make Splatoonlosers look like Genochads in comparision.

Kys

It’s ok Steve your reveal is coming soon enough

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"OPEN THE DOOR BROS! SAVE MEEEEE! DON'T LET ME DIEEEEE!!!" *melts away

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That'd be dope.

He won’t
There won’t even be a Microsoft rep
You guys are banking in a situation that makes too much sense for Nintendo to do.
These are the same idiots that thought Incineroar would be a great final reveal.

SHE IS PERFECTION SHUT THE FUCK UP BANJOFAG
I BET YOU ARE ALSO A STEVEFAG TOO ARENT YOU
EDELGUARD FOR SMASH
KILL YOURSELF

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Sonic, Pokémon and Splatoon has fuck awful fanbased. Minecraft is no different

Who makes this hideous models

I’m still wondering what that whole Xbox love rumor even means

The simplest idea would mean an app to check your status but what would be the point?

What if they linked your gold to where if you play a game that’s also in Xbox, your Xbox account would get the achievements while doing it on switch

The Microsoft rep is going to be Steve

That's the fucking problem retard, we don't need more cringe fanbases in Smash, even Fire Emblem fans are shit now.

If Steve gets in, Smash will forever be associated with shitty Minecraft parody videos and Stinky Steve books.

Xbox Live is already on Switch, Minecraft has it

More importantly, how will they react to this reveal?

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Fucking monkeys

Small price to pay for Steve

>2 weeks ago
Huh, last time I saw it I had the impression it was from the aquatic update
I'd be okay with that. I'd finally be able to play Viva Pinata and be able to fuck around on Nuts & Bolts again since i lost the disc

It’s from Minecraft’s Instagram

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ENOUGH

I'VE GOT BIG PLANS, AND NOW, I'M GONNA PUT THEM TO WORK

BETTER NOT INTERFERE, OR ELSE

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I’m honestly wondering what would’ve happened if K Rool or Ridley was saved for last

Ah, never used instagram so yeah.

He'll be destroyed!

>only
There was fucking Ryu figure with nothing important related to Street Fighter happening you faggot. Some literally who company isn't going to know about an upcoming game.

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By Mario, Link and other gaming icons in Super Smash Bros Ultimate!

what would you guys do if it was alex instead of steve

It won’t be because they would be alts for each other

Nice job replying with a comment that ignores what I just said

There isn’t going to be a Microsoft rep

Grant Kirkhope said a new banjo game isn’t happening

Commissions are a thing
They don’t have to know
It’s the fact that they were told to make these figures and they all coincided with events
>DURR RYU
Not an argument, Ryu wasn’t during the current cycle that all of these are going through

Street Fighter V is an ongoing game with continued support dumbass. IIRC they lined that up with a tournament and a DLC character

Can I play as the qt redhead female alt?

>and a DLC character
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The Kage DLC was released around the same time the statue was.

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I didn't even bother to download the free plant, who gives a fuck

Dante isn’t getting in

He also wouldn’t know what’s going on since he doesn’t work at rare or own the banjo music

Fuck off

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He’s still in close contact with Rare

>Steve is not a character!
>He is not the face of Minecraft!
Meanwhile, Nintendo puts him and Alex next to Pikachu, Mario, Donkey Kong and Kirby.
play.nintendo.com/activities/opinion-polls/nintendo-switch-road-trip-fun-poll/

BASED!

BANJOKES ARE SEETHING

I want Banjo, but fucking who cares at this point. If either gets in we’ll still have a Microsoft rep and the other character will have a likely chance to get in the next smash or even as DLC for this one.

His friends wouldn’t leak him info

Ahahahaha ohnonononono

Stage 1: denial

>REEEEE AUBREY DOESNT COUNT SHE DOESNT KNOW
>OF COURSE GRANT KIRKHOPE WOULD KNOW

>this shit again
Staying close with old friends ≠ knowing all of Rare's behind closed doors development

Here to remind banjies, even if banjo gets a revival the dlc was chosen 2018. Banjo was still dead last year meaning he won't be in the fighter pass.

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>Some social media gruntworker: Privy to Smash information
>High ranking Mojang employees: Obviously their statements mean nothing
The mind of a refusteve

nope

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B-BUT RARE REPLAY!

We aren’t talking about whoever Aubrey is

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>Completely reworked the image because people laughed at you for saying a TV show made Castlevania alive and relevant
Oh no no no no no

BANJOKES ON SUICIDE WATCH

Actually, you should also count the future releases. Metal Gear was getting a new main line game with MGS4 in 2008. Street Fighter got SF5 in 2016, and FFXV was released in 2016. All of those games were known way before the characters were chosen.
The problem with Banjo is that no one knows for certain if a new game is happening.

When we’re we talking about them? Hmm?

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>no one knows for certain if a new game is happening
We do now, though.

In no way was there a statement that those guys know if Steve and Alex are in Smash or not. It's pointing out that the retards saying that Steve is not a character are simply wrong since Nintendo themselves acknowledge the character.
Rent free.

>NO NO NO STOP TALKING ABOUT IT
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>since Nintendo themselves acknowledge the character.
Some social media intern*

No. We don't know for certain. It's likely but not 100% sure.

Who?

context???

Bayo, Mega Man, and Simon don't fit the future releases quota.

Man you guys are really going down with the ship, huh?

>A guy managing the official Nintendo website doesn't represent Nintendo's opinion
>But a girl whose job is equivalent to a secretary posting on Twitter represents Mojang's opinion
In direct reply to , that's the pot calling the kettle black.

>Relevancy fags

Let me guess, your going to start yapping
>SEE, BANJO ONLY GOT IN BECAUSE THEY WERE ADVERTISING MERCHANDISE

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>But a girl whose job is equivalent to a secretary posting on Twitter
she posted from her personal twitter. stevey stevey cope and seethey

Yep, I'm thinking she's in.

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But he isn't getting in.

NOOOOO! WHERE IS BANJO?!

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Well, at least it's not anime or pokemon

Seriously though, what kind of person would react any more than "oh well, that's a bummer" to their character not getting in smash? Or a character they don't want getting in smash?

>not picking Peach

Kill yourself obssed loser, stop spamming this shit everytime

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Hypocrites much?

probably about the same as when reimu gets confirmed

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I'm in her.

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Who?

ZOOMER

gematsu.com/2019/05/touhou-hyoibana-antinomy-of-common-flowers-coming-to-switch
Yeah, I'm thinking she's in

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Imagine thinking a poll made by a social media worker intern means Steve is in Smash. I mean I know us Banjo Kazooie fans tend to look a tad bit too far into things, but this is just ridiculous. Even for us.

There a point to posting this?

I don't react to things that don't happen. But I will be hyped as hell when Chief gets in.

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BANJOBROS?????? WHY ARE WE LOSING?
QUICK, LET'S PRE-ORDER SOME PLASTIC FIGURE CRAP, IF WE BUY ENOUGH HE'S IN

Banjo isn’t a character that Nintendo is looking for

but what's chief's final smash?

Steve literally makes no sense.
What would his sounds be?
What would his Stage music be? The calm, relaxing piano music from Minecraft?
Final Smash?
It's stupid

Warthog Run

Never have stevechads said this poll confirms he's in. It is however an indication that Nintendo acknowledges him even if it is just some BuzzFeed article. He's among Nintendo legends so Steve has definitely achieved their level of notoriety.

>Not an argument, Ryu wasn’t during the current cycle that all of these are going through
source?

Lol someone is mad they got called out

Nintendo wants to expand Smash’s audience and banjo isn’t a new demographic?

So.... how popular is twitter bear again?

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>What would his Stage music be?
See Villager.

Anwer this retarded Banjies

If Isaac didn't get in, what makes you think your shitty irrelevant bear has a chance? Isaac and Banjo re in the same boat, irrelevant character from dead franchises who are highly requested, Banjo however is even worse considering that he's a Western third-party, while Isaac is a first-party pick.

You honestly believe your autism bear has a chance if Isaac didn't get in?

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yes, all the people who like banjo(Melee autists with aspergers) already have smash anyways

Source?

I know you don't have one but it will be funny to watch you try

Not mad just correcting you for being retarded he is not in

>same fate as Isaac and Genofags
At least Isaac is in the game

Isaac who?

I dont see your name on the list.

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Well yeah. That's an obvious possibility. This could just be sign of Nintendo saying "Oh yeah we just barley remembered Steve from Minecraft exist!". I just really hope nobody actually takes this as
>OMG NINTENDO ACKLOWLEDGED STEVE'S EXISTENCE!=STEVE IN SMASH!!
because we all know thats a stupid way of thinking.

>implying there isn't fan demand for banjo
>still trusting what saku"ridley is too big"rai says
>muh western 3rd party
>muh dead series
anything could happen at this point

You won't be missed.

It'll be funny but I don't really care who gets in other than Doomguy.

> Salesfag
Only 2 of the 5 Banjo games were released in Japan

Fucking seething

It depends if Nintendo wants banjo

Unironically
>YES! YESSSSS! I AM SO GLAD THEY FINALLY ADDED HIM! THE LEAKS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG! I NEED TO GO ON Yea Forums AND SEE HOW THEY'RE REACTING

Cope

Nintendo is lying. Smash didn't need "new demographics" to sell 14 million copies, and it doesn't need them to sell another 14 million.
Smash sells because it's fucking Smash.

But assuming they are going after "new demographics," how does "people who lasted played video games during the N64 era" not count?

Why is he on board with Erdrick but not Steve when they're from the same leak? lol

God i am so excited for e3
No matter the outcome Yea Forums will be literally unusable for weeks

Maybe because "leakers" are all faggots that don't actually know the roster

>when they're from the same leak? lol
Holy coattailing

He wants banjo

We already have a bunch of N64 characters, Banjo will not do shit for Nintendo

Steve and Erdrick are apart of the same leaks most of the time

MINECRAFT HAS SOME LITERALLY TWENTY FIVE TIMES MORE THAN THE ENTIRE BANJ0 FRANCHISE. IT IS THE BIGGEST GAME OF ALL TIME. BANJO WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO OUTSELL SONIC THE HEDGEHOG.

>Erdrick

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This
At this point it's just best if you sit down, grab a popcorn and watch the board go nuclear when everyone gets BTFO again

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She is in

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Neither will Minecraft, since its primary audience are PC poorfags who ONLY play Minecraft on their hand-me-down laptops, and certainly aren't going to buy a $300 console, a $60 game, and a $25 DLC for ONE funnee blockman character in a genre they don't even care about.

This, no matter who wins, we all win when the shitstorm happens

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Unless I missed something, Sheik is the only N64 character in the game. Sheik and Cloud are the only 5th gen characters. How is that "a bunch"?

No user, the primary audience are kids who ask parents for the newest shiny toy.

Verbegen was the source of both. Brave datamine confirming Erdrick came much later.

>"honey, we can't afford to spend over $360 just because you want to play as one character in a game you've never shown any interest in before..."

pocketgamer.biz/asia/news/69997/nintendo-wants-to-break-beyond-its-existing-fanbase-despite-multiple-franchise-successes/

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Minecraft sells to zoomers

> Sheik
> Young Link
> Wolf
> Ganondorf
> Villager

Minecraft was the most sold eShop title on the Wii U and it's still one of the most sold titles on Switch eShop. That's more than you can say about any Banjo game in any console.

This doesn't mention using the DLC to expand markets anywhere, and in fact compares Smash to Pokemon Let's GO, which isn't receiving DLC.

NEXT!

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Steve and Banjo ends up as mii costumes, meanwhile HE gets in

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Right. This is how real human interactions work.
You've never left your house, correct?

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So how would Minecraft bring in new audiences if they already own the Switch?

>“How could we reach people who had played Pokemon Go, for example, but never played Nintendo Switch? With Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, we asked 'How could we reach not only fans of the Super Smash Bros. series, but also those who had never played it before?”

Based retard

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By the way if you don't believe just open your eShop right now and go on Best Sellers, you'll see your Marios, your Zeldas and Minecraft.

>datamine
>confirming
exactly how? Care to show us any concrete evidence for this? And no, "BRAVE TRANSLATES TO X IN JAPANESE AND THAT'S WHAT ERDRICK IS!" is not going to cut it. Show a stage, model, music, anything that definitely points to erdrick

>No mention of DLC anywhere
Ahahahahaaaaa

Who are poorfags and probably wouldn't care about Smash even if blockman got in

If that's the case, then they're not actually reaching a "new demographic," now are they? It's either one way or the other, you can't have it both ways.

because Castlevania and Persona fans are such large fringe demographics, right?

Because minecraft is the best selling game of all time, the fact it's one of the most selling on wii u still could be only 10% of the total players.

>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out of his Collectathon comfort even when Rareware threw millions at him
> Only had one good game
>Main evented the lowest drawing Nintendo system of the '90s
>Main evented the second lowest drawing Xbos exclusive of the '00s
>Tanked the buyrate of Rare Replay so hard his remaster was cancelled
>Was barely ever in the AAA picture outside of the N64 because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 10th best member of Diddy Kong Racing
>Only the 9th best member of Banjo Pilot
>His gibberish speak was cringeworthy
>His ugly yellow pants was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEAR AND DA BIRD""""""""
>Shit taste in video games
>Shit gimmicks
>Failed at getting over with the Xbros crowd so badly he was reduced to a bonus costume in Minecraft which actually drew dimes
>Only significant achievement was being one of 12 N64 games that actually sold more than a million copies
>Is the video game equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 2005 game that Conker of all people had to take the spotlight off him
>spent the latter part of his career buried by superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was giving Playtonic enough leverage to swindle 2 Million dollars from sad millenial manchildren who can't grow up and let go of the past

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PLEASE

Banjo 1 was the 10th best selling N64 game

The age demographic of Switch owners is already really old AKA those who grew up with Banjo likely already have it.
Minecraft will attract the younger audience and will sell like hotcakes.

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>Because minecraft is the best selling game of all time
Never helped Tetris get in. They only got free public domain music.

>He's so retarded he needs it laid out for him
It means that's the general mindset for Smash Ultimate retard. Not to mention it came out AFTER the games initial release so it can only be talking about DLC.

I'd suggest shutting your mouth

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No matter if your a Stevefag or a Banjofag, everyone can agree that Maxwell would be a great addition

Tetris doesn't exactly have a character.

Whatever you say user, see you next week.

This, I love Minecraft and I'm willing to buy Steve if he was DLC.

t. 18 year old boomer

>because Castlevania and Persona fans are such large fringe demographics, right?
I can't speak to Castlvania, but Persona has literally never been on a Nintendo console save for two spin-offs.

It's almost like your making massive assumptions in order to have a rule that makes you feel safe from a cartoon bear that makes you seethe uncontrollably.

>It's either one way or the other, you can't have it both ways.
You can, Minecraft is just that popular and will sell that much no matter what.

All the people crying would buy Steve too, they bought fucking CORRIN, who didn't even come with a stage

I never said Erdrick wasn't in. I hope he isn't because it would make japs mad and that would be funny, but I believe anything is possible. But don't count your chickens before they hatched

Funny, neither does Minecraft.

Corrin might be the most bland boring MC ever but shes fuckable, can't really say that about steve

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> D-DOESNT COUNT! BANJO IS IN

>Making a massive assumption
>This was all said to investors after the release of the intial game.
>Thinking that at best Nintendo would tell investors of their past plans or at worst lie to their investors outright
user, I'm sorry, but Banjo just isn't happening. The sooner you realize that fact the better

That's a skin

It does, pic related is Minecraft Steve, you might have seen him in games like Minecraft, the best selling game of ALL TIME.

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>Implying Steve isn’t fuckable

>Tanked the buyrate of Rare Replay
Source?

>Never say they plan to branch out using DLC
>Say the plan to branch out with games that don't have DLC too
>IF THEY ADD BANJO THEY LIED TO INVESTORS AHHHHHHH
So this is how refusteves die, huh?

Oh wow is the exact same copypasta. Find a new joke and come up with original material faggot.

>Minecraft will attract the younger audience and will sell like hotcakes.
But I thought Minecraft kids already bought their Switchies, that's you were saying about it being at the top of the eShop, right?

@464579009
I'd suggest sucking my dick. Thanks for posting an image I have filtered btw

Smash doesn't play anything like Minecraft, and a single character and stage aren't nearly Minecrafty enough for the majority of the fanbase to care about. Why would someone who likes Minecraft for its GAMEPLAY buy a game that plays nothing like it?

Nintendo lies to their investors all the time.

Creeper would be a good addition to Smash. It would be Piranha Plant but better.

A skin that's been commonly used in merchandise alongside Alex, who is also a skin.

based

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SHUT UP LOOK AT THIS TWEET FROM AN PURPLE HAIR SJW ON MOJANG; EVEN SHE THINKS STEVE IS NOT GOO- WAIT SHES JUST PR? AND THAT MINECRAFT IS NOW THE BEST SELLING GAME EVER, AND NINTNDO MAY WANNA PAY TRIBUTE ? NOOOOOOOO STOP TELLING ME HOW BUSINESS WORKS STEVEBROS-WAIT YOU ALL HAVE DEGREES IN BUSINESS AND KNOW ABOUT SUPPLY AND DEMAND AND MARKETINNG???????? NOOOOO HOW CAN WE PROVE WE ARENT WEEPY IDIOTS OOOH OOH I KNOW I KNOW LETS MAKE TRAILERS
>Banjo shows up and EVERY. FUCKING. CHARACTER. CLAPS. WITH A HUGGY WUGGY REUNION
>OOH OOH OOH OR EVERYONE RECREATED THE BANJO INTRO BECAUSE IM A CREATIVELY BANKRUPT FUCK WHO CANT THINK OF SOMETHING CREATIVE AND CLEVER BECAUSE IM BLINDED BY PERSONAL NOSTALGIA

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Again, why would they tell investors of their past plans and not plans for the future. They could ONLY be talking about DLC, you would be retarded to think they aren't. Sorry Banjofag, but he's just not cut out to make it into Smash.

Nice, that's my old image you got there

Minecraft has 95 million active monthly players

holy shit, this is your brain on banjo worship
>filtering images because they trigger you

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>They could ONLY be talking about DLC
But they also talk about games with no DLC.
They could easily be talking about marketing.

>why would they tell investors of their past plans and not plans for the future.
They said "we askED" not "we ARE ASKING"
learn2pasttense

>Smash plays nothing like Persona why would people care about Joker in Smash

Reminder that Banjofags are the new Ashleyfags
>Smug
>Annoying
>Easily angered
>Raid threads
>Harass people
>Always obsess with K.Rool

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Make sure to cast your vote
strawpoll.me/18083558

The image you filtered is literally showing how well Minecraft sells on the eshop, MORON

The last statement is very specific user

Your making yourself out like a loser

IT'S HIS TURN JUST LOOK AT ALL THE FANPOLLS WITH 2000 PARTICIPANTS

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Worse than Ashleyfags to be honest.

It’s good to know stevies are the new Ashley fags

Just like K Rool, Banjo is going to make you seethe in your ignorance

I think the argument is more "Nintendo acknowledges Steve's existence and Alex isn't the only main character of Minecraft" than "Nintendo acknowledges Steve's existence that means he's in smash"

Imagine seething this much at a cartoon bear

And how many of those would buy a game that plays nothing like Minecraft? Even that shitty Telltale series only sold a fraction of what the main game sold.

>not filtering out cancer
or better yet
>being mad that you're getting filtered
Thanks for a new image to filter

How is Banjo losing to Reimu? I thought Banjo was the most popular DLC pick????? WTF bros?!?!?

There should be a Steve/Banjo edit of this

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See

satisfied because he'll never be playable

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>Reddit spacing

It’s obviously stanley thats getting revealed first
But no joke steve and banjo will both be in

You got it backwards
Steve trolls are the new Ashley fags
>They are smug about their relevance
>Using their anniversary as a reason they are getting in
>Show up in every single Banjo thread
>The relevancy argument

if I still had photoshop i'd do it

I am neither triggered nor the guy who posted the pic, I'm just astounded by how reddit Banjoids truly are, guess they memes were right, you're all a bunch of twitter/reddit autists.

Unlike Resetera, Reddit, gamefaqs, Smashboards, we're an anime imageboard. Of course the cute anime girl wins against a shitty western cartoon anthropomorphic bear.

Nope
You can’t be an Ashley fag if your not boasting your relevancy

Dumb avatarfag

you got it wrong.
Both sides are ashleyfags.

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Stevefags doesn't harass people and are obsessed with him unlike Banjo

Sonic is already in smash you dolt.

someone please do it that's amazing

@464580609
still getting filtered
try again

>Honest to got expacting the first representative of a company in Smash not to be their mascot/most significant character
I bet you people thought Geno was a shoe in over Cloud huh?

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Cute butt

His ass

Banjoshitters are a scum fanbase that only makes horrible OC, just look at last year's Grinch season. Pic related.

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Reimu is just more appealing of a character in general. Anthropomorphic cartoon animal mascots are the product of a bygone era, whereas anime girls are boosted by the new era of waifushit. That being said, I'm pretty sure even Reimu DLC would sell more than Banjo in the west.

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Replace joker with the real steve head
I want steve in but fuck blockheads

being smug and condescending of other people is harassment
which both fanbases do. to each other

Steve is blue retard, SWITCH IT NOW!

>me good guy winner
>other guy bad guy loser
come up with better OC, also filtered

I am the biggest meleefag conceivable but if I had a button that erased smash from existence I would press it twice. Rosterfags are beyond any form of autism I've seen.

Yet you click on topics for things you don't like and comment on them.
I regret to inform you, but you're retarded

Then that would mean Steve isn’t in

Even Melee had rosterfags and leaks, believe it or not. It was nowhere near as bad as it is today though

>and yet you choose to live in society. I am quite intelligent

Just filter the things you don't like, retard. Entering threads for it and saying how much you dislike it is pure autism

There were very few leaks or rosterfags

I would like to see the unperturbed flow of rosterfag shit die

based

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>Reddit spacing
Go back.

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Here you go bros.

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Well guess what if you filter "smash" "Steve" and "Banjo" then most of the topics would disappear

but I thought filtering things that triggered you was "pathetic"

>Reddit spacing
Hmmmmmm

Seethe harder, Banjoke.

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Seems a lot more pathetic to whine about something easily filterable. Plus you don't have to tell anyone you filtered anything, silly

ATTN: All Banjobros
Let it go. You are fighting a losing battle. Nintendo has 20 times more of an incentive to pick Steve over Banjo. All this resistance will end up biting you in the ass come E3. You are the new Ashleyfags right now. Let it go.

>shes fuckable, can't really say that about steve

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bruh you should never let things go, that's a sign of weakness
Only someone who genuinely cares about an IP would continue to ask for new content for years after it "died"
so cool it with the ebin Frozen song lyrics
never let things go

lol

It is accurate because Banjo fans are much more vocal just like Hillary supporters, and come up with mental gymnastics to confirm they'll win, like the toy company marketing strategy or Banjo=Brave theory.

They are like Grinchfags

Wow its the exact same image im sure wasn't posted a hundred times before.

Come up with a new joke faggot.

I didn't say anything about accuracy, I said your OC is shit and you should come up with something better

Press the shower button.

Seething lmao

It's better than anything banjoids put out so I don't really understand the meaning of this

@464582701
@464582823
caught by my filters, please try again

cope Banjoke

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fucking kek

>Verge and Hitagi went belly up
>VR Plant leak has a perfect track record
>Banjo is confirmed appearing at E3 and therefore once again relevant, killing your "arguments" entirely
>Meanwhile Steve hasn't had a game in a decade
How's it feel to have nothing, refusteve?

E3 is just around the corner and your meme character who only rose to prominence because he had everything going for him in terms of a smash inclusion doesn't have a single fucking thing to his name in the final hours.

It's got to be frustrating to know you lost even before the hard confirmation rolls out.

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based. Fuck wh*teys

>Steve hasn't had a game in a decade
Except you, Minecraft : Story Mode is a game under the minecraft brand. So is Dungeons and Earth.

SMASH BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

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fpbp

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seething snoy

Reminder that smash is shit

Pic related

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You need to sell these DLC characters on their names alone. Independent of their series.

Also I asked you a question bitch. How does it feel to have nothing? To be walking into this E3 season with literally nothing but faith in a character that nobody even knew had a name until your shitposting tantrum across the internet?
I want to know what that feels like. Especially given the only reason you got into Steveposting in the first place was all the things that pointed to his likely inclusion that have fallen flat or evaporated.

How does it feel to know you lost and cling onto your sinking ship?

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>story mode
>game
heh

Hitagi and Verge are still good, VR plant leak doesn’t know anything about DLC

The boards gonna go down no matter who it is because Yea Forums is obsessed with the smash roster. And the funny thing is it will probably either be the least speculated character or one that wasn’t shitposted to death at all.

And of course rosterfags won’t learn and the banjo/steve threads will be back up later the same day.

Says the one who thinks banjo will be in

Reminder that sony is shit

*Snap*

Answer the question stevoid

Steve will be in smash, his evidence is still there

All you idiots arguing over a block boy and bear bird...the true challenger is coming and you can't even handle it.

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>How does it feel to have nothing
Good to feel this has a better chance than Steve.

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So it's delusion until the bells toll. Gotcha.

>Thinks banjo has evidence
PapaGenos doesn’t count

That's the most Chad numale to ever exist.

Exquisite Gaming is more than enough even without VR Plant.

They're at E3. It's no longer and "if" it's a "what".
Even if they don't get into Smash at E3. They'll be relevant again (more than stephen) and you will have no argument.

it's very likely to be Ragnar from Rune

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The VR plant leak said they don’t know the Smash DLC and it could be a new toy for you to play with or another banjo game that’s totally happening

>Hitagi and Verge are still good

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>The VR plant leak said they don’t know the Smash DLC
Deluding yourself. They said if they had to guess (based on the information they've heard) Banjo and Erdrick are getting announced at E3. You're only kidding yourself pretending like it's an unrelated statement stapled to an exceedingly accurate leak.
>it could be a new toy for you to play with
Again, delusion. They only do promotional merch. It's over, you lost.

Faggot, send me your suicide video when Steve gets announced
>They only do promotional merch
Where did they state that and don’t bring up patterns

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The true delusion is thinking guess means 100% confirmation that it can, no way in hell that there is a chance it isn't happening. Not even a 0.01% chance it can't happen.

Banjinas can't read

Post yfw when
>No SE characters
>No Microsoft characters
>No Ryu
>No Doom Slayer
>All leakfags and ""insiders"" are quite literally BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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And he gets in

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What does google images have to do with anything

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>expecting a Microsoft character

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Steve and Erdrick are commonly leaked together

And they were deconfirmed together

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Take some cope for the road

Would be nice if Banjies actually commited suicide for once.

You wish, Banjoke.

Imagine seething as hard as this kid

>Implying you aren’t a zoomie

Nice projection, I'm 25.

My ass says so

Seething kid.

>Implying you aren’t a seething kid

>Not shitting myself with rage over a cartoon bear
>Not clinging onto Steve because I don't come from a creatively bankrupt era with no icons
I just double checked and I definitely haven't gotten younger, kiddo.

>Not shitting myself with rage over a block man
>Clinging onto Banjo because I don't come from a creatively bankrupt era with no icons
I just double checked and I definitely haven't gotten younger, kiddo.

>Steveposting is just ironic shitposting, there's no way anyone actually wa-

youtube.com/watch?v=yN3F9JWgjmM
youtube.com/watch?v=m-lwzYeyYb8
youtube.com/watch?v=DIrLAcDDI_8
youtube.com/watch?v=LUv0eo6UdoY
youtube.com/watch?v=waGy2WwofSE&t
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Nice fuckup

Don't skip english class tomorrow junior

>Reddit spacing

No that's just good formatting. Here, I'll give you a history lesson, sonny.

>This

is reddit spacing.

>This
is proper spacing

Greentext - Space - Normal text is reddit spacing. In 99% of cases greentext and the normal text afterwords are part of the same thought process, and separating them outs you as a retard who has Reddit's formatting system committed to muscle memory.

I hate leakfags a lot, but this one kinda has me sweating. Anyone have any opinions? Can anyone confirm? He easily could have just written "Twiright" into the hex editor to fake this.

the only reason I care is I absolutely don't want sora to have any odds. please no :(

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Smash is already one of the worst fanbases out there. from rosterfagging to people pooping their pants in tournaments and not taking showers
it doesn't help how all you faggots keep being autistic about banjo, steve ot whatever character you circlejerk about being in

Oh fuck please no Sora, let it be Sans FUCK

As if the fake Grinch leak wasn't enough, Banjies are hyping up a fucking toy company tweet. Can't wait for Rare Replay port on Switch or some silly shit.

DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR BANJO
>DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR BANJO
DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR BANJO
>DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR BANJO

Don't worry. Confirmed fake.

>being on a poll makes up for ten years without any personality traits

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sause?

im not gonna have a reaction because kiryu's in instead

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It was a Soratranny that made it

Fuck off mizumi

Other dataminers couldn't find it.

Somebody's sweating

How can anyone still trust leaks after the Grinch leak? Besides, a Rare Replay or Banjo Remaster would be better than Banjo being put in Smash.

Thank god, Disney shit will never be in smash

Why not both?

The only sweat in all this is your eye sweat in the near future.

>old content is better than new content
Based retard

Yeah, Banjokes are sweating.

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Banjo doesn’t have any smash chances, but a remake sounds fairly plausible

Is there anything on this earth more cucked than being a relevancyfag?

You're letting your opinions on who should get into a fun crossover game be determined by concern for a businesess's bottom line. You literally pick who you want in Smash to make SOMEBODY ELSE MONEY that you never see a dime of.

Unless of course there's a bunch of Nintendo shareholders setting up shitposting discords and ruining Yea Forums.

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What would you rather play? Something that can give you hours of fun across multiple games, or a game with horrible lag, constant disconnections and a pretty cancerous fanbase because of the ongoing DLC?

I have 300 hours in Smash Ultimate already, and that's just on my Switch. I do most of my playing at a friends house doing local multiplayer.

Why would I EVER pick old content with a new coat of paint over my 20 year dream of Banjo in Smash? Threeie is the only thing that could compete, and only if they don't fuck it up.

BASED retard

>at a friends house
what is a normie doing on a site like this?

>Normie
Hello electionscum

>Why not both?
because thats how these threads work right?
anons arguing since multiple people arent allowed to get in at once, it's always either one or the other.

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melee is better

>Why would I EVER pick old content with a new coat of paint over my 20 year dream of Banjo in Smash?
Because Smash is an awful game? It has a bunch of characters I like yet I personally can't play it for more than 15 minutes because of how laggy it is. I'd 100% rather play more BotW, Splatoon 2 or whatever else instead of using Link, Inkling, etc in Smash.

You just know that he white kid went on Yea Forums later that day to make a thread about it.

NOOOO MELEE SUCKS CAUSE SAKURAI SAID HE WOULD PUT ME IN BUT HE DIDNT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY SAKURAI WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I WAS POPULAR IN 2001 SO WHY HACKURAI YOU STUPID FAGGOT IM THE BEAR AND BIRD I DESERVE TO BE IN SMASH I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT

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Business men determine what characters are added in the end

Get a cable or some friends dumbass.

If you like Smash and a character from a game series (because why the fuck else would you be in these threads if you didn't?) then having them in Smash is easily more desirable than anything short of an amazing new entry.

Banjo and Kazooie in Smash would be an easy 1000 hours of content involving my favorite Vidya characters. Only people who seethe at smash and don't play it wouldn't understand why having your favorite character in would be desirable.

Who /realist/ here?
Banjo is my most wanted in Smash but I believe his chances are slim to none and it's embarrassing to believe otherwise.

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Being a sheep is worse.

Absolutely fucking seething

take a shower

Woah thread filled already?
This should be the only rosterfag for the day so y’all can do those push-ups your mum told you to do this morning.

Cube cucks

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Man I wish I could be ecstatic about Smash Bros as you are. My older brother frequently wants me to play with him as a sparring partner before tourneys yet I feel hollow despite winning.

Minecraft lines pockets

Why are you here?

Cope banjoid

Nice argument, Banjoke.

other realistbro here. None of the characters that people have been discussing for the past 6/7 months (Erdrick, Steve, Banjo, Ryu, Doom Slayer, Sora) are NOT getting in. Though the western characters have the lowest "chance"

It’s shitposting, don’t give him the (you)s

Not your pockets

Loads of autistic screeching.
Followed by everyone not giving a fuck anymore.

Creeper? oh, man...

>another rosterfag thread
Stop.

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College.

holy based I'm thinking he's in

Buy Fallout 76

Fuck off Todd

Fuck off Todd

Fuck off Todd

Damn what a fucking coward, getting in some Punches while his Nigger friends came down raining punches on him when he got the upper hand.

But Nintendo and Microsoft’s pockets, which is the only thing that matters

I know professors are boring and all but you really should listen to them so you can get those Bs then pass job applications through your GPA.

Sorry Stevefags. Someone already has your character slot

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I'll sigh and hope the next character is actually a good one.

>Implying Steve isn’t great

Ironic coming from the insider dicksuckers

Seems my echo fighter arrived before i did!

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That’s Steve and Erdrickfags

He's really not. He'd unironically be more boring than the Mii Fighters even if he did have a unique move set.

Imagine being this obsessed

Snoyfag spotted

too much onions for one thread

>B-BUT MUH BANJO
rent free
if you unironically think Banjo holds a candle to how much cringey shit Minecraft has spawned on the internet you're fucking daft and retarded as fuck

Banjo doesn’t have 0.00001% of the fanbase Minecraft has

> If you don't like Smash, you're are a Snoy
Get some help

Fans of Minecraft =/= Fans of Steve

If you want to join smash then you need to kick my balls with those boots ;)

Don't you wish, deep down, for it to be steve, or sans or something equally retarded? Watching this board burn is the only pleasure I have left in life.

These are the levels of delusion banjoids go through to justify their twitter bear inclusion.

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FUCK YOU EGGMAN YOU CANT STOP FLAWLESS PERFECTION
EDELGUARD FOR SMASH
FUCK BANJOKES
FUCK STEVEFAGS
FUCK EGGFAGS
FUCK EVERYONE
KILL YOURSELVES
EDELGUARD IS GONNA BE IN THE FIGHTERS PASS ALONG WITH THE OTHER 2 SLOTS AND YOU CANNOT STOP IT

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Steve is gonna make the board burn because he’s coming

Not everyone is an empty subhumam, stevoid.

Steve really depends on the execution.

He's like, in this valley where he's not a 100% terrible choice but there's some major glaring flaw that makes me hate him, being the question of how the hell will he be animated. Outside of that, he's got pretty great moveset potential.

Also depends if they hype him up as a 'western' rep; because over in Japan there's actual support for him. If they start acting like he's some sort of mark of honor for western gaming, I'm just not going to even bother.

>Grant "Rare will not go back to old franchises" Kirkhope
>What is Battletoads

Then why are you here.

I'm gonna laugh when you turn out to be wrong

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>flanderized interpretation of Yea Forums
Hello electionscum

Seeing this in motion isn’t all that fun.
It lasts for a few minutes then you’ll be left wondering why you wanted it so much, like sex.

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Steve is popular enough to make merchandise and toys,

wheres banjo’s merch?

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>can't even spell the name of the character you're dickriding correctly

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to be honest, at this point I don't care anymore
they can add whoever they want

Despite only being 13% of the population...

>HE DOESN'T AGREE WITH ME HE MUST BE A BANJO FAN
I really hope both sides cease to exist after the DLC is fully released.

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Nice backpedaling banjoke.

This one too

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niggers

These are all from older in time

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Here's a prototype figure

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Just fuck off and stop (You)ing me. I want to talk to a real person not your memeing ass.

Plush

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This just got teased a few days ago.

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Banjo merch from a company that does promotional stuff is literally what tipped us off to them being at E3 this year

>HE DOESN'T AGREE WITH ME SAVE ME FROM HIS OPINION

Here's a bear on a clock

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