E3 starts today and wagies are off to work

I wish I was a NEET again

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I, a superior and more intelligent lifeform, instead define my life by how good I am at handstands and other menial bullshit that I just happen to care more about.

I need a link where I can watch this shit

No, as you can clearly see.

>not in education or training
>implying you're not a student of life

I just want to finish my exams already I'm so tired of this shit

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But it starts at june 11th?

apple.com/apple-events/

Baby, you're the one.
You can turn me on.
You can make me NEET again.

ohhhh wagie gotta-go to work
whiiiile i sit at home and jerk
my portfolio's lookin real nice
wagecuck, i'll take a sprite, no ice

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>mfw normally a wagie but I have a bunch of days off for no reason
time to enjoy E3

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who the actual fuck cares about E3 though?

>It's a fucking Apple event
My chins wobbled as I chorkled
.

Wrong bitch I'm taking two days off for E3

How do you neets even get to live like that ? If I quit my job I'm kicked out of my house and I'd be a neet in the street

If you don’t think Apple arcade isn’t going to be a major publisher in a few years you are fooling yourself.

If Sony isnt there who really cares about E3?

leeches on society

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I always fuck up E3 even when I'm off because I forget.

>Mobile trash
Allow me to laugh harder this time.

Joke's on you, I'm "working from home"

>2019
>still giving your money to SJWs

tick tock

Cope

What is it wagie? Ah yes gotta pay of your loans I understand, excuse me while I read the finest gaming literature you purchased for me with your taxes.
youtube.com/watch?v=zBVggGXGxxc

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How many days for E3?

I work from home and i'm way ahead of schedule so for the next few weeks I'm on paid vacation essentially. Sorry about your life though

They dont. They're essentially beggars in their own homes.
They're in for a rude awakening when their folks hit the bucket and Trump takes away their NEET bucks

>mfw just got a raise yesterday and took off on vacation for the entire E3 presentation

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That’ll be $5.

>insane
>alcholic
>kissles 27 yo virgin
>another day up until 5 am
>parents hate me now and want to kick me out
>sisters cry every day and keep me in the house out of pity
>trying to get a job but my body doesn't move properly because 8 years of being a NEET
>so angry at my life I kicked a hole in my wall today and gave myself a concussion
yeah being a NEET sure is great guys
I can't believe I feel for the fucking meme

its next week moran

PUT THE WAGIE IN THE CAGE
WHAT CAGE?
THE CAGE WHERE HE COWERS
AND GLOWERS!
AND WORKS ALL DAY
FOR
MINIMUM PAY
PUT THE WAGIE
THE WAGIE IN THE CAGE

AND GOLDSTEIN SAID
DANCE WAGIE DANCE
DANCE WAGIE DANCE
PUT MY JEWISH SPELL ON YOU
WORK WAGIE WORK
WORK WAGIE WORK
THINK OF ALL THE PROFIT MADE
REMEMBER THERE'S NO BREAK TODAY

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>Muh society

>tfw I have 6 exams in a week
>tfw I haven't studied for a single one of them
I'm so dead

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>

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>unifag who is off until august
can I join in with you NEETs?

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Good thing I have night shift when the conferences start
You can't imagine how comfy is to watch E3 alone in your job while eating a pizza

What the fuck do you do with all that free time?

>I work
My condolences

>hurr durr nigger food stamp welfare monkey
>is NEET

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hate myself
get really bored trying to think of something to do
fap

Its kick the bucket you mongoloid

>Watching E3 and eating instead of doing his job
Fucking hell, remind me not to hire you when I need a vigilante

They play Warframe and Warcraft then complain about why is shit

masturbate all day

Only if you didn't pay for your education.

youtube.com/watch?v=BBiOx3pKZAc

would rather be a wagie cause it allows me to focus on something other than my intense constant suicidal thoughts

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>far-right rising eveywhere in europe
might want to find a job before they get you euthanized for not being a fonctionnal member of the society, well I guess you still have at least a decade or two to do so

Poor neet, I'm getting paid to sit in my nice airconned office and ill be watching e3 whilst I do no work and no one is going to stop me. Them I'm going to go home and buy whatever I want to.

Warframe is not that bad
Considering it's a f2p, the developers have done a great job, specially compared to destiny and anthem desu

How cope one can be, if he think that his purple haze welfare and parent basement is NEET?

>Work 10PM to 6 AM
Hmmmm

>going to a job interview later today
my resume is a fucking mess

I'm Scottish so the gubberment pays for it

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>E3 was never good! WHO CARES!
Snoy is already coping so hard.

90% of it is shit, E3 is only about hype

You'll make it bro.
Go and be prosperous.

There's literally no reason to not abuse a system in place, even when you are against it. I will vote against well fare all my life, but currently I'll take all the money they give me, it would be retarded not to.

What's a good job where I don't have to shower everyday?

Just be yourself, dude

you can work in a waste management facility

I don't wanna be a 4channel moderator.

>work as a programmer in Spain
>have to work 10 hours everyday even though I have a 40 hour contract or else I get fired
Fuck this country

AHAHAHAHAHAH TICK TOCK WAGIE
based

but spain is based and redpilled wtf

This. Also, I can actually watch this at work.
>t. IT who could do whatever the fuck I want

COPE

DELETE THIS PROPAGANDA
RIGHT
NOW

Start exercising and fix your sleep schedule

This, and most likely gonna dread heading in tomorrow as I’m most likely gonna get shit for it

>TFW getting neetbux for gaming disorder

Asspain is a shit country ruled by retards. You don't get 4 independentist movements within your country if it's all sunshine and lollipops

>sitting around
>plugging in cables
>googling how to bring up the parameter screen
>putting paper in the printer
>work

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I'm led to believe NEETposters are around 16 years old

maybe in 20 years when you paid up your loan. And that's only if you didn't marry or worse, get kids.

probably
any real NEET is either dead or suffering at this point

lol you faggoti never learn. Only thing the Far Right will be used for is the justification for more hate-speech laws. Whenever they need to quash or discredit an argument or idea, they make some far right faggot say it.

How could you fucks still be this stupid after all this time? lmao. That's how I know all that IQ bragging is a sad joke.

>not enjoying a good cringe show

What will you do when you vote out the system?

>wagies getting extra ragie itt
Why are they always so angry? Shouldn't they be happy with their careers and their no doubt humongous wages they get?

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I am 25

>mfw

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fuck you I took a paid week off, leech.

I'm an angry NEET shitting on your thread giving depressed anons the idea that being a NEET is any way to live
it's a dark, dark hole that the deeper you get the worse it becomes

>this is neets idea of what IT guys do
lmaoing @ u r life

Today is a bank holiday. So just a 4 day week for me this week. Then I'm on annual leave for the 2 weeks after that.

An allowance is better than a salary.

RAGIE WAGIES IN THEIR WORK TONIGHT

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who's euthanizing? the governement?

To be honest all I don't need much in life, aside from the basic needs such as food, shelter and basic appliances like water and electricity, the only other things I need would be a few other luxuries like a PC and and Internet connection.

If I could get all of that without working I sure as hell wouldn't.

>had to beg mr shekelstein for literal time itself
>"b-but it's okay I still get paid"
heh

I love making 43 dollars and hour and shitposting from my phone.

RIP in piece user, poojeets are taking your job
your last days of work will be spent training your replacements

What do you do then? I'm pretty sure that's all you do and you're just going to lie so that you don't sound like a zombie with a soulless life.

Yesterday a Japanese ex-ambassador just stabbed his 44 years old NEET son who spent 3000 usd on DQX monthly.

>japantoday.com/category/crime/update1-former-top-farm-bureaucrat-arrested-over-alleged-murder-of-son

This is your future, frog.

Theres nothing happening until ms conference anyway

t.snoyboy

Nigga I’ve had that time called off since feb. I got the dates perfect except I have to work during EAs conference AKA who fuckin cares

you need to let go of all of your bad habits, it doesnt need to be an overnight thing, but slowly stop doing activities that are harmful to your well-being. cut out sugars and saturated fat, reduce time spent on hobbies and start being proactive. if you have to break your self down and rebuild yourself back up with a new mindset, its what i did. also, progress will be slow but its needs to be steady, and dont lose yourself when trying to repair your mindset. stay anchored to your ego

>NEET but going to the studio and hopefully hammering down this single
>get to come back and enjoy E3 just in time
Feels bretty good for once

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>E3 starts today

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Uh no, my dad isn't crazy and he doesn't know where I live. If he ever pulls some shit like that on me, I'll just shoot him. My mommy full supports my NEET life so I don't have to worry about her. But, if she ever does snap, I'll probably just poison her Starbucks or something.

I'm neet but have two degrees. One in Business and IT and one in Pharmaceutical Biology. Any questions?

>spoonfeed me please
no wonder you're a neet, so incapable you cannot even use google

Watching all the cancer unfold gets old.

gotta give artcucks time to make the memes

>he lives in the past
oh no no no

>exams were all in may

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You're going to see all the games you can't afford, hikki?

Jokes on you, I'll be on Yea Forums all day while at work.

>live as the son of a rich guy without having to work
>but you have to die at 44
Eh, seems like a good deal to me, I'd take it.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

>E3
That's still a thing? I kind of stopped watching it after Nintendo stopped presenting there back in like 2013.

Any summer releases you are looking forward to Yea Forums? I'm looking forward to Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 myself. Should be some mindless fun online.

>E3 starts today
It does?

Ha you really are a fag. Why do you have to lie my man? I worked IT before, I know all your dirty little secrets. Just admit you're a slaving wagie and you contemplate suicide everyday because of how boring your job is.

I have a PhD in chemistry but didn't want to move to muttland or China or france so I have just been collecting neetbux for over a decade now.

Enjoy your retirement on the 300$ a month the govt will give you, if they still have enough money for that by then.

>tfw glorious dane
>tfw education is free
>tfw im literally getting payed to study
silly americans

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>Can take paid leave whenever I want

Bout to get comfy

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I work in recruitment with a load of boomer women. I'm the only man in the entire HR department. Ask me anything.

holy based

I'm looking forward to releasing my seed into your mom this summer.

What if you get NEETbux AND work somewhere?

Are NEET or wagie?

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I unironically think we should lower the amount of hours in the work week though, I think lowering it to 37.5 hours would be a pretty good start.

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why are you such a faggot ?

Are you serious? You could be making huge money with a Phd in chemistry m8.

dad go away you're embarrassing me in front of my 4channel friends

When are you going to shoot up the place? What is your ideal kill count?

Project any harder and you might just blind everyone in this thread.

YOU CAN'T SPIT-SHINE VELCRO SNEAKERS!

Isn't that illegal

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>They'll be in big trouble 40 years from now!!!!
Yeah alright alright. I'll grant you the last laugh then but I'll be enjoying myself in absolute freedom from responsibility for the following few decades and you can't stop me.

If youre working then you are not neet

They won't
absolutely no one who was born past 1980 (and even that's cutting it close) will ever see a cent of the money they paid into Social Security
We are all going to be left high and dry

Not here :^)

As with many things, it's only illegal if you get caught.

>I-it's s-shit anyway...
When are you killing yourself neet?

I'm actually leaving the job in July. I have no intentions to ever shoot anyone.

he's lying

Criminal, have fun in jail since you will never be able to repay all the damages they will charge you.

>June 11–13, 2019
Fucking hell, you crossboarding shitskins made me check again.

>"far right"

>insane alcoholic blames being neet for problems unrelated to neeting
classic stuff, it's like the retards that think being neet requires you to isolate yourself from everyone

Im in software lol. even I know that unless you work for some bum fuck no name company that lives in the 70s that's not what IT is reaponsible for
now keep projecting your failures

>Already on summer break.

angry wagie here, you're wrong some people can handle freedom some need a leash

>retirement
My retirement is a gun in the mouth, i pay minimum social security and idc to be alive at 80yrs old.

LIVE. YOU LIVE. What the fuck are you doing with your life that you can't see what someone would do with free available time? How far gone are you?

I'm 19 and have been NEET for roughly a year. I'm starting a 13 month course soon so it all comes to an end sadly. Remember me lads.

This

I'm not a NEET but I'll probably kill myself at 60 or something, I don't want to grow old

Not him. But thinking about getting into software development. Whats the job like? Is it stressful? I'm tired of being a useless neet and what to do something with my life.

Fellow NEETs, how do you fight the continuous urge to kill yourself? There's been genuinely no reason for me to wake up at all for a long time now

Based

It's okay to have boring jobs guys. You're really contributing to societ-- HAHAHAHAHAH I'm sorry I couldn't hold it in. Come on just accept it. An honest wage slave is a good wage slave.

Am I a NEET if I don't work but go to University?

Tfw doomed myself to be a UPS wagie recently and will be too fucking tired to give a fuck about e3

This

>can't be a neet cause I'm educated
I fucked up