What are some good snacks you are eating while gaming that won't make a mess out of your peripherials?
For example, I love crisps/chips, but it's impossible to eat them while gaming without making your controller/keyboard/mouse sticky and disgusting. Any nice alternatives?
Pour them onto a plate and pick them up with your tongue like a lizard
Asher Cox
Just grab the bowl and pick the chips with your mouth. Alternatively, use your pinky and ring finger since you rarely use those to play. Or just use a napkin or wet towels I don't know.
Alexander Scott
Ice cream
Josiah Morgan
I usually eat rice with some tahini or sesame oil and cock sauce or vegetable soup as a snack. Only causes a mess if you're retarded
Mason Cruz
If you actually made the ones in your picture yourself they would be perfectly dry and clean with absolutely 0 residue on your hands and equipment. Stop buying processed grease disks.
Jaxon Allen
Once I open any bag of chips, I throw them in a ziplock bag for better sealing and eat them with chopsticks just to keep my hands clean.
It takes some time to make a lot of them and you get no flavors or fancy shapes. You just need a tower nearby to eat processed grease disks without making your keyboard dirty.
There's something so...unwholesome about eating pizza with a fork and knife.
Nolan Clark
why this faggot "eating" pizza makes me feel so uncomfortable
Connor Roberts
Agreed. Grapes are the perfect snack
Jason Gray
grab a carrot and imagine it's the enemy team's cock everytime you die ingame
Luis Parker
Is eating crisps with a chopstick really a thing? This is literally the first time I've heard about it, but it does seem like a nice idea. I'm just worried I would look autistic.
Jeremiah Ramirez
Patting a pizza for grease with a napkin is understandable but the rest is just savage.
Kevin Fisher
Edamame
Ian Nelson
You would but who sees you when you're gaming alone?
I just light up a smoke whenever I'm feeling hungry because I'm not a fatass
Leo Morris
Why don't you eat, clean your hands off, THEN continue your game?
Alexander Taylor
Good point.
Elijah Bennett
Because I'd like to have a bowl next to me and grab one now and then while gaming, I don't want to sit down and eat the whole thing and then play.
Brody Foster
>smoking inside >smoking near your electronics
you might not be a fatass but you're still filthy scum
Julian Perez
Pistachios or any other nut
Ian Bell
>Patting a pizza for grease with a napkin is understandable It's really not, you're getting all the flavor off. And if your pizza is actually swimming in grease, that just means it's a shitty pizza.
Mason Morris
based and nutpilled
Brayden Phillips
>Pistachios I love them but they are insanely expensive where I live.
Jason Perez
>Drinks Iced Coffee Choclate Milk Orange Juice Water Bottle
>Food Curly wurly Lollie bags Wagon wheels
As a hole though don't eat food and play at the same time, thats why i like mints, curly wurlys and lollies cos i can sorta suck on them for ages and starve off actual food till im done with the game.
It's because it's disingenous From its origins to the most common contexts in which people eat pizzas, it never warrants being eaten with a fork or knife. There's a sense of conviviality & comfortability off of anything you may eat with your hands. Stripping that away would naturally feel uncomfortable.
Charles Powell
Im italian and this webm enrages me with the force of ten thousands chrysippus.
crush them in the bag and pour them into your mouth
James Collins
I want to murder this little faggot
Lucas Perez
italians kinda dropped the ball with pizza anyway, it took america to make pizza great (new york specifically)
Kevin Richardson
This is the biggest fucking meme
New york pizza is fucking rubbish. Its barely a fucking pizza. It's not to say that the american itallians there cant make good pizza, but the quality of every sort of cheese and meat there thats commercially affordable is fucking third world tier.
Fucking Dominoes in Australia is better than the slime that you get in new york.
Brody Peterson
Detroit perfected pizza. If you disagree you are wrong.
is that pizza or a model of decaying detroit city block
Alexander Morgan
Italian pizza is bland fucking trash. Nothing can really beat "Swedish" pizza, it's the best ones I've ever eaten.
Cameron Perez
water Nothing wrong with gloves.
Angel Young
>By the slice. Why is this a thing? Does anywhere outside of America do this?
Jaxon Carter
>Curly wurly The ultimate pov-cunt chocolate.
Landon Murphy
Is there anything that Americans do that doesn't upset you? Pizza by the slice now? You're such a faggot.
Daniel Thomas
I'm just surprised for such a fat fucking country you don't always want the whole thing.
Jonathan Robinson
Just dont eat shit food and drink water you disguisting american
Hudson Moore
Okay homo
Ian Price
put the game down for 5 minutes to eat, then go wash your hands you fat retarded fuck
Joseph Fisher
No time to snack while playing. That's what TV show are for
Brayden Phillips
what's Swedish pizza?
Jace Sanders
Search google images for "swedish kebab pizza" to get an idea. It varies a lot depending on the city and region but overall it's the same.
Nathaniel Price
THe one with other men cum topping
Grayson Peterson
C O P E
Jacob Gray
>love crisps/chips, but it's impossible to eat them while gaming without making your controller/keyboard/mouse sticky and disgusting. use a fork you fucking pleb
Caleb Perry
bananas are cool
Owen Torres
A big can of Red Bull lasts me like 4-6 hours as I mostly just sip on it for the taste, I get water if Im thirsty. For snacks I'll go with milk chocolate or soletti, if I get hungry I'll go with something quick like toast.
Dominic Carter
Use chopsticks idiot
Charles Parker
>eating chips
lmao obese
Julian Russell
no you dumb american, the ingredients give taste to the pizza, excess oil is just bad for your health and covers the taste
you are supposed to leave it only when it comes from the salamino
Joshua Lee
Well then don't fucking stack it up so high you end up with excess oil, that's it.
Jason Sanders
>italians kinda dropped the ball with pizza anyway, it took america to make pizza great (new york specifically)
just because you think trash tastes bettet doesnt make it that wr "dropped the ball" dumb american
Jaxson Gutierrez
>italian pizza is bad
the absolute state of you subhumans, a fucking refrigerated pre baked italian pizza for 1$ beats out any "quality" shit you may claim is superior in your country lmfao
what the fuck you can make chips? how do you make chips?
Parker Mitchell
fry in oil or microwave them, oil-free, for 5 minutes.
Austin Parker
NEVER EAT WHILE GAMING, YOU FAT FUCK
Luke Evans
stupid consolecuck
Thomas Russell
Toasted sunflower seeds:
one bowl for the seeds, one bowl for the husks, unless you have Parkinson's it should be clean.
Lincoln Hernandez
>fry in oil >not greesy i dont get it
Jackson Johnson
I've actually done this I am also fat
Matthew Rodriguez
chopsticks, retard
Wyatt Gomez
microwave them w/o the oil, dumb fuck
Isaiah Butler
fried peanuts
Austin Harris
Holy shit I've never seen anyone be so wrong. If you are baiting then gz, you got me.
Jordan Morgan
hello merlini
Ethan Russell
i dont have a microwave
Thomas Torres
just dont eat while gaming? take a break and enjoy your food and wash your hands then continue
Daniel Phillips
chopsticks man
Camden Morgan
I eat raw oats.
Andrew Jones
for years I defended this a bit cause I assumed he was some like OCD patient or something and he had genuine issues with dirt and stuff but recently I saw the actual video this came from and well, he's really just this fucking prissy, he didn't display any kind of OCD qualities or anything he just built and identity around how he eats pizza so carefully
maybe he DOES have something wrong with him and in that case I sympathise but this dudes just being a doofus from what I seen still don't get the massive amounts of animosity people online seem to get for this but its not really defensible anymore either maybe I'm naive and don't know a douche when I see one