You just killed John Wicks dog and he’s coming for you
The last vidya character you played as will defend you
How fucked are you?
You just killed John Wicks dog and he’s coming for you
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Henry Wood
>Venom Snake
I want to watch this
James Wright
actually a very good match up
Jackson Lopez
>agent 47
Muh dick.
Ian Cooper
Fucked
Josiah Young
47.
I wonder how good is he at protecting someone.
Kayden Cooper
>How fucked are you?
I don't think I am.
Robert Torres
>snake watch out! That’s John Wick legendary assassin and marksman
>fighting him head on is a bad idea try getting the jump on him
Oliver Cooper
>Gungeon Gunslinger
Even trade, baby >:{D
Charles Barnes
I really want to believe there in the same universe
Benjamin Morgan
why does this autist keep posting these john something thrrads over and over like retard here Yea Forums despite that the threads are getting deleted by mod
Jason Johnson
>3rd Max Payne
I would like to say I'll be fine but I'm not so sure
John Rivera
This ought to be interesting
Gabriel Wood
>Red Alert 3
If she can bring her army then I'm all good.
Nicholas Cruz
Why would I give a shit what a mod thinks?
Jeremiah Jenkins
Wrong Snake, colonel.
Carter Thomas
Ganonbro saves my ass
Hunter Mitchell
47 would easily kill JW since he wouldn't attack him outright like every moron in the movies.
Connor Scott
well?
Jason Martin
Lifeline from Apex
might be okay if she has armour and helmet. John Wick takes a lot of guys out in 1 or 2 shots but apex characters can tank heaps more than that
If it's level 3 armour and helmet she could easy cop more than a few headshots
I guess it also depends on what weapon she has as well
Landon Gray
C'MON GWYN SHOW 'EM WHOSE BOSS
yeah im fucked
Colton Miller
How many bullets does he get?
Caleb Anderson
Probably pretty fucked unless he does something stupid like get gut checked or sucked into the the blunderbuss
Adam Price
You're fucked
Gavin Miller
John fights a bunch of dudes in swat armour and can’t kill them unless he shoots them in the neck or eyes
Cameron Brooks
how I do
Daniel Baker
A shootout in space sounds awesome.
Jason Martinez
Will John Wick be able to kill me if I'm trapped inside a video game?
Anthony Mitchell
Is Max Payne John Wicks perfect rival? They seem like a perfect match for a fight
Sebastian Morris
He could just smash the console
Josiah Turner
Basado. why don't we have more Hitman threads on Yea Forums?
Jason Gutierrez
But that would get him the bad ending.
Ryan Powell
Because there's nothing to talk about. Until The Bank drops all we have is reskinned content. Like the dumb muffins that render the crystal ball and snowball completely obsolete.
James Sullivan
This guy. W-will I be okay, lads?
John Morgan
Good fucking luck MR Wick
Jordan Moore
>actually liking John Weak's trash movies
Isaac Williams
He'll be something like 3/1 creature with reach, first strike and vigilance, so any spell would take him out.
Elijah Martinez
Depends. Did you put your points in swimming?
Eli Bell
F-fuck
Carson Miller
>everyone always just runs at John and dies
Just shoot him from a distance ffs
Lincoln Williams
It would be a very interesting fight to watch.
Bentley Howard
If a Pitbull killed his little dog would he kill the Pit or would he back down like a bitch?
Jaxson Ward
I suppose he could still kill me but he will most definitely die in the encounter
Juan Gray
High Inquisitor Tox-crusader laughs heartily
Jordan Thomas
Sun Jian from three kingdoms, I'm not really sure what to think about this.
Cooper Phillips
No, though I must admit, I was tempted.
Oliver Edwards
>Soma Cruz
Handgun deals ~50 dmg, meaning a high-level could cap his ass even with pocket knife
Or just use Lightningdoll soul and win before John could even get near
Kevin Mitchell
CK2
Would protection from a tribal Polish king be enough?
Blake Garcia
GET UP TO ROCK!
GET UP TO BURN!
STAND UP WITH PRIDE THAT BURNS FOR YOUR DESIRE!
Xavier Collins
>Gordon Freeman
Isaiah Walker
>Hammer World Editor
I just entomb John Wick inside a random textured hollow cube and put a trigger_hurt inside.
ez
David Parker
>dcuo OC
I win
Parker Lopez
>implying you can get access to Souls when every monster in the castle is dead.
You know the rules, user. He kills everyone on the way to you and given you've got Soma protecting you, you've effectively just got a small Japanese boy versus John Wick.
John Wickvania on the other hand would be a great fucking game. Shooting your way through an old school pre-metroidvania Castlevania, reaching Death and just telling him to take the night off before going to fight Dracula.
Dylan Jones
Man, what a fucking match that would be to watch. God damn. I think Wick has the advantage in close combat, but 47 is a really fucking good sniper. Honestly, it would be whoever could get the jump on the other.
Adam Brooks
does anyone else find John Wick 3 pointless? at the end of the movie he went back to the situation he found himself at the beginning except with one less finger and official support of Homeless
also we need a John Wick videogame
Ian Thomas
Nah, it also showed off that Winston is a clever motherfucker. He 'killed him' to get the High Table off his ass, but he's still in full 'I'm going to destroy the High Table' mode. I think It's gonna devolve into a hobo war against the High Table and Wick is gonna end up killing the fucking 'One Above the High Table'.
Levi Johnson
I played Picross
what happens now
Landon Campbell
That is the point, user. Winston said in the first movie that if you dip so much as a pinky in this water, something is going to pull you right back in.
By the third movie, John is exactly where Winston said he would be and that ultimately it is pointless, being an Assassin is a pointless endeavor if you can live a nice, quiet life.
I suspect the Fourth movie is John attempting to forcibly reclaim his lost quiet life by murderfucking the High Table and replacing them with people like Winston, Sofia or the Bowery King as a way to stop High Table shenanigans. (or becoming a High table member himself so that he no longer has to bend to anyone's will)
David Edwards
>Wick
>Beating the Mad dog
LMFAO
Jaxson Cooper
alex mercer
sorry john
Brody Martinez
Assassin versus assassin, I guess I have enough time to run.
I love dogs, why the fuck would I kill one? I would rather kill people then a dog.
Jaxson Davis
>Kerillian
Ehhhhhh?
Angel Thomas
Brody Sanders
I dunno, Wick's a pretty fucking good knife fighter. You've seen what he can do with a pencil.
Leo Perez
He would need to actually hit him with the first shot because if he misses, Wick will be aware and 47 will be dead.
David Sanchez
>Spyro
I don't know how to feel about that
John Adams
With her bow she could put up a good fight i'm sure
Dominic Smith
Hope he likes getting robusted by a fucking toolbox
Jonathan Torres
I think the fight would drag-on.
Jonathan Jenkins
>I would rather kill people then a dog.
This is why you're a subhuman.
Dylan Fisher
i was actually playing as wick in pd2, so if nothing else it will be a fair fight.
Christopher Gutierrez
>Nero
D E A D W E I G H T
Elijah Thomas
I'm not a cute girl so he won't do shit for me. I'm fucked.
Isaiah Ward
I'd pay to see this.
Xavier Cruz
People are shit mate, can't help the truth.
Aaron Turner
>FFX-2 Yuna
If it was the original X, i'd at least have a chance, as she could just fuck him up with Anima.
Tyler Roberts
>Tethi the Seedling Chief
Yeah I'm writing my will then willingly surrendering. She's like 5 inches tall if the pots and winding knobs in the game are human sized, and is wielding a sharpened hard leaf as a weapon.
Wyatt Kelly
I'm fine, he can't compete with the slayer with healing beans.
Henry Peterson
What’s my chances
Parker Murphy
I'd say he has a good chance. From what I've seen, he's bean a good fighter.
Hey, if wing cap Mario can stop Wick, then hat's off to him.
William Ward
OOMPH
James Nelson
Probably not gonna turn out so good.
Justin Thompson
Nah, Kaede can hang with the best of 'em.
Cooper Hernandez
Yes, and as a fully functional adult you should know to not place rabid mongrels above humans.
Really, not just dogs; any kind of beast.
Hudson Thomas
I AM SUBHUMAN
Anthony Ward
>snowflake soldier from BFV
Game is shit and he’d probably get stabbed after he misses the M30 Drilling headshot.
It had potential to be different and good but then EA and DICE sabotaged it for themselves and everyone else
Carson Carter
Why? Because it furthers society's goals?
Christian Fisher
Hmm...
Brandon Cox
YOU CANNOT KILL ME
Oliver Nelson
>Dante
Wick is fucked
Jaxon Adams
I AM OMEGA
Julian Ramirez
Holy shit very based
Matthew Hill
>Trigger
How is this gonna work? Am I just gonna get a JDAM through my roof when Wick walks into my house?
Isaac Nguyen
Give him a break, he's senile.
Ethan Barnes
this would be an absolute KINO crossover
Alexander Allen
Calm down, Ahmed.
Gabriel Rodriguez
I think I'm pretty well off desu
Nolan Hall
Hunter Edwards
Me too user. I also have Mercer.
Noah Perez
*market garden intensifies*
Brayden King
GET DOWN HERE NOW! YOU INBRED TRASH
oh shit that might be a good fight
Luis Lee
Well shit, me and my stardew farmer self are fucking dead.
Ryder Johnson
Do you think there is a Judo Technique specializing in parrying the shovel of a 90 KG AMURICAN patriot falling at high speeds from the sky?
If there was one, I am sure John Wick would know about it.
Bentley Walker
WHO?!?!?!?!
Lincoln Cook
based subhumans, I too have Dante
Jeremiah Baker
What's the worst that could happen?
Gabriel Rivera
Connor. Machine Connor
Zachary Martinez
My nigga. Unless it's someone close to me squashed bugs get more compassion from me. Fuck, inanimate objects do. Seeing some faggot chimping out kicking his TV in the middle of the street makes me feel more sorry for the TV than when some retards are beating the shit out of each other.
Hunter Ramirez
I should be OK for the night
Ayden Reyes
I'm safe, I played Dissidia NT so any FF MC
Austin Brown
highly doubt this dork could protect me
Sebastian Hernandez
Well damn it's my lucky day, I get successfully defended, then I can ask for his number.
Isaiah Brooks
>sun jian
>army of disposable goons
>historically dies by getting shot
proper fucked
Julian Wood
Dr. Mario
Angel Edwards
Keanu's actions felt painfully slow and choreographed in the latest movie. Especially when he was getting his ass handed to him near the end. Made it hard for me to believe he's death incarnate/"Baba Yaga."
Robert Torres
Holy shit I'm fucked lmao
Aaron Bell
Stick to trigger, and you'll make it.
Gabriel Miller
>Wilson from don't starve
It's actually a real toss up depending on what items he has, a simple play of the pan flute will put him to sleep and leave him vulnerable.
Dominic Thompson
Defend me, huh...?
Tyler Morales
Custom supervillain from south park game...
Ethan Thompson
once my boy get super that nigga is done
Joshua Harris
[syncopated gunshots in the distance]
Easton Phillips
>hesoyam
John Ortiz
Wick doesn’t stand a chance.
Dominic Gray
You are fucked, 'John Wick'...
Ayden Wilson
>Firebrand
>Crest of Heaven equipped (Ultimate Gargoyle)
>Armor Talisman equipped
>5 Ginsengs in tow
ha ha ha holy shit John Dick die fucking mad about your dumb retard dog you fucking fag
if it's any consolation, I'm absolutely dead the second Firebrand is done with Wick.
Luke Martin
Bang! Bang! Chu!
Joseph Rodriguez
Well ninja cyborg gunslinger with sci fi tech. I'll probably be fine.
Anthony King
>Bowser
Apparently not THAT fucked up, if he uses everything in his arsenal.
Grayson Reyes
Rain or shine, you're going DOWN!
Brandon Miller
I was trying to post that same Image in this thread and it sent me here. Didn't see your post.
I played a bit of Total war yesterday.
Spoooky
Adrian Lewis
>The chosen undead
Shit, man, I don't even know what happens at this point? I guess the undead will be fine in the end no matter whatr but can he protect ME? That's questionable.
Brody Scott
Lulua will shove a bomb in his dumb face so not fucked at all.
Carter Bailey
>HEY GUYZE I JUST SAW/DID THIS [NON-VIDYA THING], LETS TALK ABOUT IT
James Miller
Not a problem.
William Brooks
boards.fireden.net
Yeah, we should talk about politics instead
Jose Thompson
Good luck, faget
Adrian Hall
user WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU CHANGED THE FUTURE
YOU CREATED A TIME PARADOX
Anthony Sullivan
IT'S WICK
WHACK 'IM
Nathan Gonzalez
He's been getting into fights since the first movie. All the movies take place in the same week, and dude's been fighting non-stop with multiple attempts on his life as well as surviving both non-fatal and fatal wounds, with a lot of "medicine" to boot
On a more honest and realistic note, he's pushing 55 and you can't really expect him to go all "Matrix" style on their asses. Still love him though, people like him are very few and far in between
Christian Morris
Both are assassin's, but Wick would still win thanks to having modern weaponry. If he didn't would be even.
Ethan Morgan
Not sure how this matchup works.
James James
Let me quickly play a non-protag game like bejeweled so Wick can just come and end my life already.
It's over.
I want off this wild ride please.
Jaxson Price
Crusade the shit out of Wick before Freddy drowns his ginger ass
Hudson Wilson
I think im ok.
Ian Thomas
His dog chomped my doujins and I'm out for blood
Landon Rodriguez
Xcom 2. I should be ok unless they miss a 95% shot with 70%crit
Oliver Powell
>Jackie Chan
Ez
Benjamin Sullivan
This guy. I will be saved from Wick that's for sure but from Vergil, well...
Ryder Wright
John Wick has Frank powers, and no one can out Frank Frank when he’s at maximum Frank
Isaac Parker
Pic related
Matthew Ortiz
Errrrmmmmm......
Mason Barnes
Dragon meme princess couldn't even prevent Mr. "I dun wan eet" from gutting her. I'm pretty much dead.
Parker Lewis
>raziel
safe
Kevin Murphy
It's not even fair at this point
Jayden Green
I think I'll do fine with her on my side
Ian Morris
Nah
Nicholas Allen
Dante would probably call me a dick for killing some guy's dog and then just leave me to my fate but he'd probably win if he absolutely had to fight.
Cooper Rivera
rip Keanu
James Allen
What's with all the Prototype love lately?
I swear this series is due for a sequel.
Anthony Jackson
rip me and Walker from rage 2. Game is alright btw
Dominic Bell
More like JOB Wick am I right fellas?
Matthew Diaz
Snake tell him the numbers on you credit card. The date, and the 3 weird numbers on the back. Be Quick snake.
David Ward
47 is an actual superhuman, but Wick ironically is better with guns at close-medium range.
Dylan Martinez
To this date I still don't know how Liquid was able to easily ruse Snake into tricking him into believing he's Master Miller.
Gavin White
John Wick is done for
Jose Reed
Oops. Forgot pic
Logan Cooper
>Prototype initial release date: June 9th, 2009
They're just getting ready for the 10th anniversary. inFAMOUS turned 10 years old last week.
Wyatt Cooper
Jason Reyes
I'm fine.
Jackson Gomez
Probably a loss on my part, but if she wins I get to keep her. Right?
Julian Jenkins
>my Sea Raider knigger from Mordhau
GET THAT BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I'm fucked
Grayson Foster
Some dopey hacker and a jar head tehcnomacner that stumbled out of cryostasis took her out. You seriously don't think wick could take her out?
Michael Rodriguez
>Fights DBZ-tier devils and teleporting ninjas without giving a single fuck
Think I'm okay.
Christopher Russell
He is fucked, I won't even need to stop drinking my Monster™ Energy Drink.
Joshua Sanders
Not bad i guess
they both are assassin's
Leo Lee
>planet buster dbs char
>GUESS I'M GOOD RIGHT? HAHA :^)
fuck off
Benjamin Jackson
I'm not certain but I think I lose
Oliver Jenkins
Sic him Misaki!
Kevin Cooper
I think I have a chance.
Noah Parker
This should be good.
Camden Russell
Didn't realize there were this many Yakuzafags, here. I just got done playing my first one, too.
Landon Taylor
>tfw Hitman with gun katas never
Kayden Ross
>John Wick can kill three men with a pencil
>can't handle a couple of dorks breaking into his house
???
Jeremiah Bennett
how would this even go? how would the true ace, demon lord of the round table protect me from the skies?
Jacob Jackson
Wick bringing a gun to a swordfight. But if he doesn't, Henry will just press Q to win. Not to mention how the addition of Mutt changes everything.
Now I kinda want to see what Wick would be able to do with a bastard sword.
Ethan Perez
>my DS1 character with a claymore
IM FUCKED CANDLEJACK COME AND SA
Michael Barnes
It was a surprise hit.
He was retired so he never even thought he could be attacked, given his reputation.
Brayden Wood
oh nathan zachary will just strafe him in a brigand.
Zachary Sanchez
my Void Bastards "client" is more than capable of shooting and killing one man.
Elijah Gonzalez
>2016 DOOM Guy
Oh lawd, it would be a battle for the ages
Jordan Ross
>deflects bullets
>can see into the future
>fucking king of the weebs
I'll be fine.
Brandon Hughes
My MHGU hunter. He's fucked.
Ian Jenkins
So did Winston betray him or not?
After 2 movies he must know it's a bad idea to get on John's bad side.
Did he purposely shoot him in a way to not kill him just to look like he's on the Higj Table side so he can keep working from the inside?
John Bennett
He wouldn't shoot at innocent pets right?
Joshua Morgan
He'll just shoot you instead.
Kevin Garcia
That nigga's ain't Solid Snake, he's fucked
Nicholas Mitchell
wonder how much damage bullets would do to kratos?
Caleb Fisher
Well he didnt give a shit that they couldnt find him afterwards so they both most likely planned it to take down the meme table