Fat character

tfw no literal barrelcock

>SLAY PUSSY WITH THIS 1 WEIRD TRICK

Muricans really do be like that

This is the real giga-chad
Dick so big he can't even wear pants

How many people do you think he cucks hourly

I'm not sure if you're missing out or saving your eyes from cosmic body horror.

You guys know this is his balls right, not his dick.
He couldn't pay to get it removed so know he lives with it

legend says his mere presence makes women orgasm

hit points

>Can't wear pants
>Shirt doesn't even cover the belly
Why even wear clothes at that point?

he looks like that one ds2 enemy

darkies seething

>Boss has an obvious weak spot

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ah the old microwave your balls trick, we've all been there

Can't help but feel bad for the guy personally. Sure, it's his fault he's fat, but having that happen to your testicles is out of your control.

How are these people even alive

Fat is basically a barrier that protects vital organs from sharp objects.
A morbidly obese guy getting stabbed in the gut with a knife will most likely be fine, given the bleeding is kept in check.
A slim/muscular guy stabbed in the gut with a knife might receive fatal organ damage.

is there a full video of this?

I want to know the story

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Nobody wants to see moobs at any cost user

>He couldn't pay to get it removed
America really is a dystopia

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>Thats what fatties believes.

>it's his fault he's fat
Tbf that condition looks debilitating enough to the point where he's probably incapable of getting exercise

I prefer capitalist healthcare to waiting 3 years in an NHS queue.

how can blacks even compete?

That's his fault for not exercising before getting this fat

Just the way the conservatives want it.