Lowly dps and tank players should always thank and commend their healer

tfw no healer to berate and fill me with their healing juices while taking a beating for them
why even live

>end of the dungeon
>healer tells you to get on all floors and presses you down with the sole of her heels
>"Thank me, you worthless addition to my party"
>points at her foot
>you kiss the top of it and keep saying thank you over and over
>she sives through all of the loot that she told you to pass on
>disenchants item pieces that would've been an upgrade to you
>puts you on a leash and walks you around until the next queue pops

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>'You call that a thank you you little bitch? Get on your knees, I'll show you how to properly thank your benefactor you little faggot,"
>'Mmmh at least you eat pussy better than you can manage aggro, maybe you should do that full time instead of still trying to learn those patterns,"
>'Huh, you outdid yourself today, really didn't expect you to pull this one off, I guess I'll have to reward you tonight, and I know how much you like my feet you little degenerate~, I might even let you cum on them if you don't fuck up tomorrow's raid, maybe'

my fellow man of culture

>+ findom but with loot
Holy fuck my dick

*takes short rest to regain hit die*
*takes long rest to regain full hp*
*uses Paladins healing powder which can heal up to his paladin level x5*
*uses Healer feat and regains 1d6+4 hit points when using a healers kit*

Nice try healslut

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POST
MORE
MERCY
TITTIES

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Healers are way better when they're mad scientists, doctors without licenses or just people generally fucked up in the head.

Lewd threads are the only reason I even come to this board anymore. Jerking off with other anons makes it feel so much better for some reason.

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Thanks doc.

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>bimbo mercy
Blessed

I wanna deep throat mercy until she chokes with my cum while I slam her on the ground and proceed to violate her holes from behind

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I don't understand people who use female reaction images to ERP. Why not use boys instead?
Is it dysphoria?

Because they want to be treated like those females. Objectified and used like a living fleshlight, made to revel in pleasure and bliss while a real man gets off on it.

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post full

yes please thank you

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This guy gets it. I've had guys (and girls) tell me how hot it is thinking about being in the position the girl in the picture is in and having the same thing done to them by me.

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it's not about wanting to be a girl but wanting to be treated like one user
not really dysphoria, just plain degeneracy

Why are white men like this

You are alright

Plenty of blacks also. I know one who loves to ERP as jordyn jones when she was 14 aka a really white bimbo pop princess and plenty more who do real degenerate stuff.

shutup you stupid slut

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Now we're talking.

2018 April Fools was so much better.

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>tfw no mmo findom slave that will pay me with resources and loot and play all night while im sleeping in my cozy bed

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spam

yeah but you're male
tho I'm sure you could find someone like that still

black niggers

Ok will

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They're easy to find, I know multiple on wow. Two of them are German women.

>that Yea Forums overwatch healslut who got pozzed

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Good girl, now go vacuum my floor and wash my dishes

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You could have posted the screencap faggot

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Literally who

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Wasn't that proven to be fake though?

/vg/ not Yea Forums

Get to the part where the sluts post their discords already

in voice chat...?

need more, user

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Fuck off cuck.
Cutting out the middle man I guess. Threads are shit either way.
Based.

Have interracial sex.

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Is this another one of those threads were anons on Yea Forums show just how gay and in the closet they really are?

First time here?

Based

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mercy milkers

>ywn spend hours licking those feet while she berates you for making her run around after you so much

First day here champ?

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why is his dick upside down

me on the left

me on the right

I'm here for the femdom. Mercy is perfect for it.

Were you not here on april 1st 2019? Everyone on Yea Forums is a closet slut. Make use of that fact and just use them as help to jerk off.

most likely wasn't a nigger in the first place and it's just a shitty edit that tried to get rid of the censor bars as well
can't ask for nigger lovers to use their brains user, we were painting with oil that they were still using their shit to draw animals on their cave's walls

Oi govna

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>another one
Clearly not.
I was and hoped that is was ironic, but I doubt that now. This board is more gay then /lgbt/.

Me in the middle

Pharahs futa cock

I want to slam my dick into tracer's posh cunt and turn her into a ditzy blacked cum puppet

>I was and hoped that is was ironic, but I doubt that now.
Right, so how new are you if you're just realizing this shit now dude?

>that blender of Tracer and her gf getting fucked

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As new as the baby I put in your mom last night.

We need more of that

Started reading Arabian Nights yesterday and the first story is about two kings getting cucked by black moors. Even all those years ago the BBC was a thing

based and futapilled

>black moors
That's like saying dead corpse. Moors is basically a died out equivallent of 'niggers', a word that shouldn't die out and lose power according to twitch.tv

>tfw your healer forces you to change your role from DPS to her personal insole

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>tfw find findom extremely hot
>tfw too much of a jew to give a single penny to internet whores
Findom in game with make believe money... that could work. It's the fetish but without wasting IRL shekels. This does things to my dick while protecting my wallet. Utterly based.

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Oh ok, my bad.

I need healing

Where the hell are the sluts?
I've got a fat, throbbing cock that needs your attention

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*presses button*

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>tattoo version

This is what shit taste looks like

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yeah I also don't like the idea of findom and sugardaddying and all that shit, that's pure degeneracy

but a girl having complete control of my finances but that's actually in love with me?
sign me the fuck up

holy based

>healer wants a bigger daily allowance
>you're already grinding for additional hours every day
>her demands get bigger and bigger after you are already emotionally invested into her for weeks
>have to start selling gear you already wear
>suddenly the temptation of using real money to get back to where you were

Pay up piggy. You want instant dungeon queues, yes?

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Healers are the only class that can be replaced by glass bottles containing an extremely common liquid ointment

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R-right here.

voice chat only user

God healers > Chad healers > Healsluts

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I'm gonna teach you how to cum hands free from anal cute boi

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I just want to get a good morning blowjob.

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You are lonely, not because you lack friends, but because you are unhappy with yourself.
You are unhappy with yourself because you are useless and pathetic, and you haven't achieved any of your goals in life.
Even if you had friends, you'd still be sad, because friends won't fix what's wrong with you.
You try to escape into your fantasies, but you imagine yourself as a weak anxious screwup. Even in your own fantasies, you're still a failure.
You are going to kill yourself one day. The sooner you do it, the less of a burden you'll be on the people around you.

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Stop the stuttering and get on your knees then, you stupid slut.

I bet you can't even moan like a girl

>His healer can't buff, remove status effects, set lifelinks or shield teammates

C'mon, user, overwatch is baby's first team game and even it has that shit

Not your diary user.

You get nothing

Nobody gets any commendations because you're all horrible, all the time

Mercy will never be real

you will never fuck a cute big tiddies blonde qt

have sex

>teach me
implying I'm not already an expert

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That nice feeling when I give my bf a good morning bj and I get head pats while doing so

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Yeah, giving real money to someone without getting anything in return sounds dumb. You could hire a hooker with those shekels.
H-hot... except for the part of using real money. I would never do that.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

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>this thread
Go back to discord, trannies. There's plenty of ERP servers there, I'm sure.

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actually I could use some advice.
I tried a bunch of times with a buttplug. I can locate and stimulate my prostate, but at some point it gets really tingly and it almost feels like I need to take a piss. After a while this feeling just fades and I never just cum hands free.

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Your bf is a lucky guy and head pats/scratches are an absolute must for being such a good cock sucker.

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Based.

The word hasn't dies in Spain, was there last summer and heard it plenty, it's their equivalent of nigger

drop ordrinary buttplugs and get an aneros

Discord isn't anonymous enough. Yea Forums is perfect, because I can just wave my text-dick around and e-girls will start crawling from every corner of the threads towards it. Just embrace it.

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Gay

dragon dildos are the best, try one of those

>still no porn game where you're a literal healslut
fuck this gay earth

>she can just take whatever it is she wants from you, anytime she wants it
>gear
>money
>time
>attention
>she doesn't even need to ask anymore, she just takes it because she wants to
>you let her
>you use the fact that she's a healer as an excuse to save face whenever the group starts asking questions
>she doesn't say anything, not yet
>you don't need to see her to know she's grinning too
>grinning because she knows
>she knows how much you love this
>how much you love it when she just takes what she wants without even considering your opinion or feelings
>or maybe exactly because she's doing just that, because she knows
>she knows just what are your feelings
I swear I'm not with the other ERP fags, I just want a qt healdom(FEMALE)

Feels good to be a futa dom healer to be quite honest.

Since I usually wake up earlier than him, he told me to wake him everyday at the same time with wake-up blowjow before he has to go to work.
I only did it once, to blow him for around a minute before he woke up. It's a shame it's not as easy as doujins make you believe to do it entirely while he's sleeping

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Daily reminder that small dicked losers should become healsluts!

>clyp.it/tcorx5ur

Just admit that you'll never be able to please a woman and start to be useful to real men!

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You can always just make a throwaway discord account for private degeneracy

Lmao homo

You mean /trash/.

I wonder how many sluts&studs members are here

jealous?

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>e-girls
>girls

There's hellmoo, but it's an autistic fallout online that's text based.

You can learn the medic skill and increase your reflexes, which boosts your "massage" ability. You can massage people's dick to relieve them of stress, but you can also jerk them off to cum, which gives calms them down and gives them a HP regenerating buff. Obviously you could also just heal them up with medkits or a heal beam and shit.

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There's one literally named "Healslut", but it's very early in development and like most of this games, it will probably never be finished. Still, if you wanna check it out: tfgames.site/index.php?module=viewgame&id=2033

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e-girls are online girls, not IRL girls. Good job sherlock.

You belong with them for writing up that embarrassing shit.
>This is who you share this board with

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Then they aren't girls in any shape or form, same as trannies.

Still really hot though. Being woken up to a nice warm, wet mouth on my dick would be heavenly. Could probably go for a morning quickie before work too. Ahh well, I hope all goes well for you friend. I'm off to get some sleep myself and dream of all sorts of lewd things.

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>RPing as an alpha male
>on Yea Forums
talk about embarrassing

Back in the day we called them attention whores

>futa
Remove yourself.

>not liking futa
kill yourself faggot

>liking malformed abominations
Again, delete yourself.

Any place to ERP in?

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That's why they're called e-girls. Are you being dense on purpose? Stop with that weird mental gymnastics to find a "she" boogeyman.

Okay I have to ask now, what's up with the "discord tranny" meme? There's a large number of discord servers full of trannies that acts as a gateway into 4channel?

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>a woman is a malformed abomination
It's okay to admit you're just a raging faggot user.

Healslut here.
Any hot and bothered anons around that need my support?

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80% of the board becomes like this whenever people just get a permission for it, it's a board of shut-ins and social recluses after all. If you ever bought into the narrative of Yea Forums being a bastion of some kind of wicked intellectuals who put women in their place or whatever other bullshit then you only have yourself to blame.

/trash/

/trash/ threads if you like drama

futa retards are the worst. its either people calling characters without a cunt futas because they're so sexually insecure that they couldn't stomach shemale or they are actually gay as fuck who want massive cocks, either way it's always a boring ass Mary Sue character that is just everything.

You ERP fags could atleast be useful and post more mercy

Can I get a hug?

a commendable good taste user
exhentai.org/g/1296555/011cca43cb/

>needs a dick to feel aroused by a woman
talk about being a fucking faggot.

Your post reeks of insecurity, project harder.

Bitches always fucking say this till it happens then they quick to tap out and I've only just started

being a hard dom is suffering I can nut but it just aint the same as if they were tied gagged and branded

The only good thing to come out of Overwatch was the porn. This is objectively true.

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>obsessing over the dick
pot meet kettle

aquire actual fetishes, because only 12 year olds like futa.

You're gonna get Hep C like I did, buddy.

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>needs a dick to fap to girls
>somehow I am the one obsessed with dicks
cope harder faggot.

throwing a tantrum like a child, add more to the list little baby.

I just want a qt girlfriend (male)with which to sext online GODDAMN IT!

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>literally can't stop pointing out and talking about dick when someone else never even brought it up
>nn-n-n-nno i'm not obsessed i'm totally straight
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

I just want a qt mistress who makes me pleasure her and calls me a good boy.

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Only if you call me mommy.

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This whole healslut thing is just strange to me.
Is it an american thing? I've never seen anyone act that way in any game or community.
Am I too dumb to understand any appeal of roleplaying?

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Best thread up on Yea Forums right now.

artfag here, I can say without a shadow of a doubt that futafags are some of the most obnoxious, unsufferable and grotesque perverts in the entire planet, I can't help but be utterly disgusted every time a futafag reaches me through PM, most of them are also clingy as fuck and will use their comms as a way to talk to me because as you can probably guess they have literally no friends.
They will then share pic after pic of futa garbage despite me telling them Im not into that and proceed to get violently angry because someone dares to not like his filthy fetish only to apologize for sperging over pornography a couple days later.
I have blocked between 10-20 futafags so far, a couple of them made alt accs to beg me to unblock them.
Do not talk to futafags, just pretend they don't exist.

If you hadn't have a sexual encounter yet in an online game then you must be pretty oblivious. I get whispers like "Do you want to be my daddy?" on a daily basis.

>tfw you tank all the damage and your healmom calls you a good boy

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delightfully devilish

It's okay to be a normal heterosexual anonymous.

>All the femdom dicklets lapping at the thought of being under a woman
Why are femdomfags so pathetic?

>Im gay for liking normal, non-dicked women
thanks for the laugh, faggot.

no one belives you tranny lover.

Nope, never. Not even as a joke.
What games?

I guess.

this is why you don't make any money, faggot
look at steven carson

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why is there so little trap BBC porn, it's gr8

>a woman fucking a woman is gay
thanks for the clear up, homo.

>All the maledom dicklets larping as alpha males on fucking 4channel of all places
>probably being ugly, kissless, hugless virgins
talk about pathetic

It's like you read my mind.

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because it feels good you dumdum
just the idea of her calling me pathetic is enough to make me weak in the knees
unf

go to any blacked or qos discord server. it's filled with it.

mmos are an erp central
i get numerous messages from thirsty incels saying they want to fuck/fap to my char
hell even my discord avatar scored some thirsty DMs

discord, /trash/ is garbage

males are pathetic

>Tfw I will never breed with a beautiful woman like that

Kill me

It's all just gay edits. None of it let's me self insert.

Man those stats blow.

I make plenty tho, I'm finally able to reject you subhumans without it impacting my economy whatsoever.

I just started rolling as healer in MMO's and I have to come on here and hear about how my job is to actually be a submissive gay man with a small pp. I just wanted faster queues, you degenerates.

Healer uprising when?

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>Projecting this hard
4 inches is below average, user, you're better off just becoming a girl since you'll never please a woman

suit yourself, requests from the biggest degenerates pay the biggest dollas, i prioritize them over the trivial stuff

>Healer becomes the go-to role for sex starved weebs and porn addicted retards when OW comes out
>Before it was always considered the thankless role that only team players or guys that didnt want to be another faceless dps played
>In 2019 you are roleplaying as a blond haired blue eyed 9/10 girl if you want to be a healer instead of a cool support character like Gandalf or the TF2 Medic

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pro tip: woman do not have the needed genitalia to "fuck" other women, that's our job as men.
You'd know that if you weren't obsessed with masturbating to penises.

There is a cult of trannies that browse /r9k/ and particularly gay threads like these, posting things to erode self esteem and masculinity among the population - eventually leading into more aggressive attempts to pressure people to take HRT and dress like girls. They all congregate on discord to discuss more effective methods of converting people to traps/trans. They are lead by someone named aero.

>he's still talking about penis
yikes my dude, need to come out of the closet there?

Because no one has played it for a while.

>complains about projection
>projects harder
did I strucked a nerve, faggot?

>he doesn't like delicious dick girls
Fag.

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conspiracy theories from Yea Forums are always fun to read, jewish trannies are forcing 4channers to take HRT?

>no u
This is just straight up sad. Either come up with a better argument or keep quiet.

I've played WoW since vanilla (well, after WotLK I only played a few months per expansion), and even hung around Goldshire on the RP realms I've been on (my friend played on them), and nope. I don't play female characters though.
I've played various other mmos but nothing nearly as much as WoW. Still nothing.
I don't even have difficulties talking and making people laugh. Noone has acted lewd with me online though.

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Not really, I'm at least twice your size bud. Got a fucked up knee though but don't get too cocky.

You haven't provided a single argument. Try again, fag.

Ahh I see, thank you informative user

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>cult of trannies
>congregate on discord
It's "le discord tranny boogieman". Fuck off, Reiko was a false flag.

Based, futafags are subhuman. Dicks don't belong on girls, they belong IN them.
And in cute lads.

>keeps projecting
you're way too angry, maybe go for a walk?

Do you read what you type?
>a woman fucking a woman is gay
Yes? That's the literal definition of gay you retard

>jewish trannies are forcing 4channers to take HRT?
what a time to be alive

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>There are people that actually think that a cult of mustache-twirling trannies are meticulously planning to feminize everyone on Yea Forums
do you guys never really think that maybe, just maybe, sometimes you shouldn't spend all day on Yea Forums?

you're definitely either a tranny or a furry, maybe even both
in fact you remind me of that one tranny artist who constantly goes on huge autistic rants and draws tons of futa and then fucks up the faces so he can say he drew a tranny

>I just wanted faster queues
Which I would believe if you had rolled a tank. Healers have become almost as abundant as DPS and the only reason why there are still more DPS is because they have more class variety. This should have become apparent when each young generation becomes more and more dependant on others for success and want to absolve any piece of responsibility to others. So each passing year we get more and more submissive beta males into healing roles, since they don't have to know any mechanics nor need to know which mobs to prioritize. But it's fine to relinquish control to the tank chads.

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Would unironically let a healer to lock me in chastity and feminize me all the while training me to cum hands free only through getting plowed by her massive healer strap-on.
Not gay though.

>maybe go for a walk?
Fuck you that's a low blow!

>balls
That's not a futa.

>Straight males don't like two hot women going at it with eachother
>This has literally never been represented in all forms of media throughout the test of time
The only retard here is you.

Well you're wrong. But you already knew that, don't you?

>they belong IN them
fucking based

Yea Forums conspiracy theories have yet to get some retard to commit a felony.

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women can't be gay

This unironically gave me a massive boner.
Where can I enlist as a proper healslut?

>futa can't have balls
False

Based.

>tfw no one knows the difference between futa and dickgirl anymore

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>tfw no size queen healslut gf
FUCK

Becuase they fantasize about breeding two women at once, not because they like to watch them fuck while they masturbate in a corner.
That's what cucks do, you'd know that if you were straight.

>Straight males don't like two hot women going at it with eachother
What the fuck has that have to do with a woman fucking another woman being gay, you inbred

you're a fag then, got it
I forgot to list that one because trannies have mostly phased you out

>trying to reason with c/u/cks

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>all those seething fags replying
fucking based.

It's partially true. Groups such as MediaMatters and CorrectTheRecord do organise in discords to push a GLBT agenda.
Combine this with people who already have a tranny fetish or who just want to get attention from lonely losers on Yea Forums.
There's bound to be overlap between those two groups.

You can tell the propagandists when they try some social shaming or tone policing on Yea Forums, calling people idiots (and it's never "faggots", it's always a weaker term) without responding to any of the points the posters make.
You can tell the tranny fetishists because they have tranny fetishes (d'uh).
How much they overlap, I do not know.

And yet you decided to butt into a conversation about futanari.

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I just want to heal and buff my party members and have fun. Go shake your noodle before playing man.

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>futafag trying to call others a tranny
Oh the iron knee

>want to fuck girls
>fag
doesn't work like that.

Your insecurities are really lashing out. Now if you like two woman fucking around it equates to being a cuck? You do realize how retarded you fucking sound don't you? Guess you're an obsessed cuck every time you watch porn then.

>why are femdomfags so pathetic
Isn't that the point of the fetish?

They can, and it's cute!

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Yikes, imagine actually endorsing GAY shit. I hope the nearest church community crucifies you.

dude, it's a taiwanese paper drawing board. take off the tinfoil

Retard.

Just dayin' that people lump them together too often

I love cute girls so much

trannies HATE futa more than anyone else does, nothing ironic about it

I just wanna play. I don't care about your roleplaying, I'd be oblivious to it anyway. Just do your job and I'll do mine. Weirdo.

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Unless you imagine yourself as being the male doing the fucking, yes you are.

Sure you did

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When did Yea Forums become filled with disgusting normalfag niggers? Kill yourselves.

Gay shit is good when it's between two women or two very, VERY cute women (men)

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>He's still projecting how much of a cuck he is

>Now if you like two woman fucking around it equates to being a cuck?

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Futa is entry level fetish, user.

Not necessarily. I don't like any humiliation stuff. I want to be dominated in a loving affectionate way.

shutup retard

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t. doesn't understand what the word "gay" means

If it's got enough people for Ubisoft to spam their buggy shit games here then it's got enough people to force politics.
Hell, /pol/ is specifically named in some groups intended to counter anti-semitism. Not named in any gay groups as far as I know though.

and shit, /r9k/ has a dedicated HRT propagandist group. If /r9k/ can get propagandists then so can Yea Forums.

Oh sorry I forgot we don't enjoy playing video games here.

>futafags calling anyone else a normie
Cope

>no u
aand I'm tired, fag, last (You), open wide as and say Ahh, imagine its one of those big dicks you like to suck so much while pretending to be straight.

clyp.it/tcorx5ur

Go dilate, cuck. Maybe one day you'll be straight.

I mean I know why you do it. The way this board acted on April 1st 2018, combined with this board's interest in "Traps", combined with how a lot of this board's population are a bunch of retards who think that sex cures loneliness (it doesn't), means you've got a lot of people vunlerable to being converted into the gay.
I can't deny that.
What I find strange, though, is that you seem to think that there aren't ideological crusaders for this gay conversion in literally the same thread when people are posting sissy hypnosis porn.

artfag strucked a nerve, didn't he?

there's more screencaps but i don't have em

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>A+ body type
>foot porn
wasteful

no user, that's just gay
and gay sex is loveless and loveless sex is degenerate

I ain't putting my dick anywhere close to anyone that doesn't plan on starting a family with me

lmao fuck that pussy shit, I'd want them to choke me and spit in my mouth

dilate

>imagine its one of those big dicks you like to suck so much while pretending to be straight.
absolutely destroyed holy shit

futa is a basic ass ""fetish"" for insecure children who don't even watch real porn because they think that watching a man fucking a woman turns them gay somehow.

Ahem *unfurls scroll*
The official subhuman rankings (from least to most obnoxious) are as follows:

>Cucks
>Footfags
>Futafags
>Diaperfags
>Ponyfags
>Furfags

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>tfw she says she'll "punish" you if you mess up and then keeps teasing you to make you horny and lose your focus

CJ?
YOU PICKED THE WRONG GIRL FOOL

Where are the goddamn fatfags that co-opt "thicc?"

Futafags, faggots and other gay wastes of flesh are normalfags now. The real outcasts now are /pol/acks.

What about snuff?

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>gay sex is loveless
>he's never felt the warmth of cuddling with your bro after fucking then watching a movie
i hope you find happiness somewhere user

Does she make more clips like this?
Shit's good.

This is the ultimate redpill

There was more than one post there you stupid nigger

But feet and diapers are worse than clop and furry

thiccfags are tolerable
fatfags that masquerade as thiccfags are between Footfags and Futafags but imo have a low population

Just admit you need a man's sweaty ass in a picture or video to help you get off.

>retards that like feet are worse than retards that want their loved one to be fucked by other men
how

A dominant healer, you say? Meet Chad "Thunder Cock" Grohk. A support, best damage and master elf rapist that shocks all the gays away.

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Yet it somehow makes retards like you seething mad constantly when if your post was true you'd think nothing of it and ignore it

>low population
they're up there with furfags

>not being into both
how boring

How is gay sex not loveless exactly?

This is one of the fetish groups, but I doubt these are the people posting "take your tinfoil hat off". This group openly advertises itself and invites people to join, and isn't secret. There's more than one group.

Cucks are on top, user

>footfags
>futafags
>powergap
>cucks
>traps/homos
>diaperfags
>ponyfags
>furfags

I think you somehow missed an important part of that post user
'her'

Then by those standards you are also "seething mad" for responding lol

Blacks are actually really into sub shit. Back when I went to bdsm meetups most subs were actually black.

I wish these porn addicted prison gay trannies would fuck off from video games.

Yeah, I know there's more of them.

>mfw 5 of those things
feels good to still make Yea Forums screech after all these years famalam

No they're not
>(from least to most obnoxious)
That would make footfags the second most obnoxious and furfags the nicest inbreds around

How is gay sex loveless? If you're in love with the person you're fucking and they love you too, it's loving sex. It's the person you're doing it with, not the gender

an understandable misconception user, Furfags and Ponyfags are highly restricted on the 4chans, if they were allowed to roam free you would quickly see them dwarf the foot/diaper fags

foot faggotry has higher compatibility with other fetishes making them more likely to infest superior threads, while cucks are disgusting they are highly encapsulated

I was not aware of this grave issue, pardon me

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A-any trap sex chat online?

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That would work if I was at all interested in what you're about so I could attack you for it but I'm not and I don't give a shit

I should stop trying to read early in the morning

Two men or two women can't love each other like men and women can dumbass
If you never fell in love with the opposite gender, you don't know what you're talking about
That "love" you feel is lust, nothing more
Enjoy your HIV user

You're not making anyone "screech", delusional user. You're just disgusting. It's the same as shitting your pants and being a smug bitch saying "LOL WHY YOU MAD?" when people react to your shit smell. Get help, tranny.

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Puffy vulva

gay sex is loveless because there's no endgame user
it's only short term, it's only because you're horny and wants a hole to fill, but there's nothing past that
no family, no children, it's just your dick and sadly for you, your 20yo libido isn't going to be the same ten years or even twenty years down the line

it's the exact same as a hookup with some whore you'll never see again, no matter how much of a 'bro' that whore is, he's still not a woman

Humiliation stuff seems like a gateway to cuck shit from what I've seen so I avoid it.

Go to the daily Snaptrap thread, the filter turns anyone into a fuckable trap.

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Kek

user...

So much this, it's what I was trying to say with my post herebut you explained it better

>Two men or two women can't love each other like men and women can dumbass
Where did I say that? Two men can love eachother like two men do, two women can love eachother like two women do.
>That "love" you feel is lust, nothing more
Based Priestano
So when you look at a partner all you look at them is their potential for making kids? You can fall in love with someone for more than what makes your penis hurt, you know. There are other elements that lead to attraction, such as sharing beliefs, enjoying the other's company, sharing hobbies or goals, etc.

>gay sex is loveless
True in general but not in all cases.
Promiscuous sex is loveless. Wanting to fuck a new partner every week, or multiple new partners every week, will ruin your ability to pair-bond.
A lot of homosexuals are slutty to this degree, and don't really have a personality; it's more that they have a life support system for their venereal diseases. But not every homo is a slut.
You're obviously not going to find a monogamous or chaste homosexual in a healer thread, but they do exist.

>I don't give a shit
>I'm not interested
>but I will also respond

Yes yes. Tell me more about how you are not absolutely butt blasted by your oxymoron statement right now.

that's like saying femdom leads you to become a footfag, that's not how these things work
you're one or you're not one, if you're a cuck then you're a cuck, if you're a footfag then you're a footfag
if you're 'scared' about becoming a cuck then maybe it's because you believe you're one

I made a healer priest just so I can use Leap of faith to kill people with boss mechanics.

You can stop pretending to be christcucks, this is Yea Forums you know.

Cmon, where's the cunny? why is cunny not on this list?
I demand to be included.

Everyone likes loli though

>There are other elements that lead to attraction, such as sharing beliefs, enjoying the other's company, sharing hobbies or goals, etc.
So what? You can feel that with a man and have sex with him, but it's not LOVE like it is between a man and a woman and it will never come close to it. You cannot compere the two.
What is it you don't understand here?
>Based Priestano
I'm not religious

You can be included in my mating press.

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>So when you look at a partner all you look at them is their potential for making kids?
yes?
what else?
the tightness of their butthole?

anything else isn't nearly as important as that fact, precisely because it IS the end game, just like when you play some RPG you know which stats you're going to up and which stats you won't give a fuck about, this is exactly the same
the best and most important stat is the kid factor, the rest comes second, my wife needs to love kids and have the potential to be a great mom for my children because that's the end game of my rpg

homosex on the other hand is basically a battle royale where you just get in, have your fun and get out, no endgame or long term plan needed or anything

fucking based, these threads are always a blessing to see degenerates getting BTFO.

cunny status:
obnoxiousness: Low
likelihood to pollute other anons' threads: Low
population: manageable
how disgusting it is to people who don't have the fetish: low
conclusion: not subhuman

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>the best and most important stat is the kid factor
False. Best and most important stat is pliability and susceptibility to discipline.
You can have the strongest gun in the world, but it is no good to you if you can't aim it.

oh I'm sure there must be a few fags out there that aren't just degenerate horny apes only in it for the sex, but how many user
1%? 2%?

I mean I honestly don't give a fuck, you do you, I'm not here to tell you what to do with your life, suck all the dicks you want that's not my problem
but don't try and tell me that faggotry isn't loveless

Cuck stuff is definitely a turnoff for me. I'm extremely monogamous, where even threesome stuff can be a turnoff.
It's just that the internet has drilled into my head that a woman won't respect anyone into this stuff and will inevitably cheat because she sees you as a beta.

That's not what oxymoron means, an oxymoron is a rhetorical device, e.g. calling something "retarded genius" and setting up an extreme descriptive contrast.

By making this response I've also illustrated how my responses are different from yours, I'm only interested in engaging with what you say and I don't care about you. Good job almost reading my single sentence reply, though, but tough luck since you'll never finish this one.

Based

>but how many user
Buggered if I know. But studies show that 74% of gays have affairs (compared with the avg population's 15%), so I'll assume it's 1 in 4.

Just believe in yourselves and you'll be good HealSluts in no time! Dicklets deserve nothing else!

>clyp.it/up5ucilb

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>femboys
i sleep
>big beefy daddies
REAL SHIT

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>SEETHING

lmao

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>to have good fundamental values you must be a christian
remember when Yea Forums wasn't allowing underages?
I remember

shut the fuck up /k/
nobody gives a shit about your gun autism, unless it means giving me better gunplay in my games

>furry worse than feet
Fuck off. Furries and scat are the bottom of the barrel when it comes to degeneracy.

How new are you? They start spamming threads and flooding the board anytime the mods or someone else shits on them. They a re literally one of the most obnoxious faggots on this board, but no one calls them out because you're all pedophile apologizing faggots.

People in the modern age are highly deprived in affection, both physical and mental.
This ever growing lack of what they want only makes their desires grow bigger and more perverse with time.
Thus you get guy who find it hot that a futa would dominate them and ram arm long THIC DIC up their ass while licking their armpits and another one grinds her ass in their face.
Thus you can see the subject is overwhelmed by sexual lust and their entire senses are flooded with this feeling.
Which makes them feel a little less empty, a little more desired, a little more connected.

If they just had a healthy girl blowing them all the time and being the little slut for them, guys would naturally give and enjoy their role.

In short, have sex.

You really showed me by writing a wall of text and wasting your time to tell me how not mad you are. Bravo.

you're not on Yea Forums dude

Redpilled

Mods shouldn't be shit then

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patrician doujin taste

To be fair, cunny is the chemo. Reddit is the cancer.
I wouldn't like cunny nearly as much if the toasty roasties and the fail whale kale males didn't start having panic attacks at the sight of a Girl (Puberty (Reproductive age (14))).

hmm? I see it rarely. Maybe it's because my timezone is opposite to america. There is no "cunny" in the Yea Forums catalog right now

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>everyone who doesn't like my homo roleplaying is RPing as well

tranny is the new cuck

Why can't they understand the difference between 2D and 3D?

it literally exits you subhuman. Now go back to spamming BBC porn

>why, no, I'm actually an alpha male IRL and am only here to tell other anons of the error of their ways, how did you know?

Nobody on this bloody website does and you get people posting pictures of Ryan Gosling blocking a staircase with his voice because people keep falling for the fucking 3d meme.

Though even if it was 3d it wouldn't be that much of a big deal because there are far worse things in the world though. Like Nintendo's policy on romhacks. Or Sony's censorship. or EA's lootbox practices. Or Ubisoft's bugs. Or Bethesda's atrocious non-gameplay. Or Activision's hard-on for matchmaking, and matchmaking is more of a cancer than an entire army of child molesters.

Actually I bet you could cut down massively on the level of child molestation if you had to force the child molesters into completely random groups of 4, and you'd get banned from molestation for 24 hours if you complained about how incompetent your teammates are at the whole kidnapping thing.
So there's your new meta in the fight against child sexual abuse - bad teamwork.

>There's a large number of discord servers full of trannies that acts as a gateway into 4channel?
Yes, apparently there are a bunch of discords that periodically try to shill or raid and use their discord as a staging ground.

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Mercy was made for cock

>you get people posting pictures of Ryan Gosling blocking a staircase with his voice because people keep falling for the fucking 3d meme
Kek

>Mercy was made for stepping on cock*
ftfy

Maybe I should try healslutting for once.
At least she believes in my potential!

(You) soon enough

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Mercy was made for boy cock.

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interracial is disgusting but interracial futa is based and redpilled

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please sauce me senpai

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>/ss/
Nic--
>threesome
fuck off with this disgusting shit, degenerate

>tfw get aroused when I hear her heels clacking

user no!
I don't want to be a cute girl(male)!

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years ago, when the boys and I still LAN'd, one drunken night I wound up hogtied under the table pleasing them with my mouth and it became something we regularly did :3

I just wanna fuck non-black women sometimes

My man

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it's not about what you want it's about what the cock wants
based

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You should, and I be you'll love it! Be a great HealSlut for her, user!

sauce on this?

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clyp.it/00ysttbj
Shes some shitposter that posts on Yea Forums all the time.

>tfw no diapered healer gf that gets too excited over boss kills/ PvP matches and wets herself and sheepishly asks for a change
>tfw no healer mommy gf that checks me after every pull because she's worried and only uses her CDs on me and calls me baby all the time to my embarrassment
>tfw no healer gf to heal my wounds in game and irl ;_;

would be hot if not for that last paragraph desu

I'm always here Anons.

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any aurasluts that play poe here?

The Secret

>boys
cringe

Why the fuck haven't I heard about this before?
Shit's gold.

>healers act like snooty bitches
>drive everyone that isn't a healer out of the group
what are you gonna do, heal a boss to death?

>other girls are stealing mommy gfs
it's not fair bros

I mean they could, but it's gonna take a while. Meanwhile a DPS is on a timer that's just ticking away on his health.

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This looks horrible. Only SFMfaggots can take a good premise and ruin it.

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Christians aren't the only people that dissaprove of homosexuality.

Kek

>Fetish hater starts stomping his feet and flailing his arms after seeing the villainy of those he wants to target not be recognized how he sees fit.

Clockwork.

There was, mods are a bit quicker to delete them. Also look for "cute and funny" because it's the same thing. They are obnoxious though and if they don't watch themselves then their "righteous crusade" is going to become /pol/ tier.

>loli all over Yea Forums
This is a bad thing?

They lost /l/ for being a bunch of whiny fags and Yea Forums is for video games, not for loli. If I want loli I'm not going to go to Yea Forums.

yes

>Yea Forums is for video games
*chuckles* get a load of this newfag

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>implying straightfags are not just as bad with an absolutely insane dating culture, top 20% men fucking 70% of women and divorce rates reflecting that with majority of women starting divorces because they can get a bigger dick to stretch their holes and the husband's money to pad their escapades

Just post your F-List profiles, don't lie, I know you have some.

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Hiro should bring back /l/ then

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Why is Yea Forums like this, what is it about Video Games that attracts autists like this? One bomb wasn't enough.

She better have a dick.

Am I weird if I only want to ERP on Yea Forums?
Whenever people want to go to discord or flist they "fall in love" and get clingy as fuck. I wanna jerk off, not play therapist.

Loli is the greatest normalfag repellent as most normalfags are in double digit IQ and cannot differentiate fantasy from reality and consider masturbation to drawings a crime.

I did that once and ended up being messaged by furfags and blacked shit so no thank you.

>/l/

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f-list.net/c/elevation/

You guessed right.

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there's an erp board on 8ch

Have sex

Yea Forums is absolute shit for play of any kind and high quality long term partners are a rarity that is to be treasured.

Way too out there for me.

f-list.net/c/Bratty Lil Mage

I'm too shy to actually talk to anyone so I just resort to talking about my fantasies on Yea Forums.

>shemale mary sue

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>Am I weird if I only want to ERP on Yea Forums?
No, public anonymous image board is the ultimate erp format. Image, filename, text, and text formatting combined into each post provide multiple vectors to express your faggotry
Not to mention the background radiation of whiny closet faggots complaining about the erp greatly improves the experience
"""Naturally occurring""" erp on a board that's not supposed to have erp is also much better than on places that are allowed to have it.

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A good percent of Yea Forumsirgins are prison gay, you know this already.

ITT "males" who NEED to have sex

prime users that should be permabanned mods.

Art is good, shame about the futa on male and the shitty writing

Not with you, bitch.

>mary sue
>literally no description anywhere on their profile
Alright, so you faggots are literally seething that futa are popular. Got it.

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>people who ERP on Yea Forums turn out to be mentally ill attention whores
wow who woulda thought

I don't know why but hearing trannies crying in their shitty, barely high pitch, obviously male voice is really satisfying to me. I hope there's plenty more recordings of you disgusting subhumans breaking down on youtube, I can't get enough of them! :)

Except, you know, the pictures of the same character. It's okay to be an immature child, don't worry about it.

Psychopaths are no more appealing than transsexuals are.

Yup.

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I don't really see it.

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Overwatch is dead

>"I don't really see it."
>posts a tumblrina

No surprise that you don't.

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A good DPS/Tank party should be able to kill whatever is in front of them both before they die and before a healer would be needed

I don't know any mmorpg where that is even remotely true, with the exception of GW2 raids.

>no nudity
ruined

I can't take it anymore Yea Forums!
I wanna be a little girl and wear a pink frilly dress with white pantsu and get kidnapped by white supremacists and taken to an underground laboratory where I'm forced to assemble explosives and if I work too slowly a lobster on a stool behind me pinches my soft loli butt with its lobster claw to make me work faster and between shifts i'm forced to naked sleep in birdcage suspended in midair but then one day russian insurgents breach the facility and capture me along with the rest of the white supremacists' slave lolis and shotas and I get sent to the gulag where the other inmates poke my soft loli belly with pointy sticks while shouting angrily in russian until I do the kartovsky kick to appease them until I get rescued by my ukranian shota bf fellow inmate who has secretly been mastering his mutant power of teleportation but he makes a mistake when he teleports us out of the gulag and forgets to teleport our clothes.
Just once Yea Forums

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...

Is she really that much of a Mary Sue in she's a gigantic hypocrite? I mean, Mary Sues are supposed to have no flaws.

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You had me interested until the gulag part.

oh user you so crazy

what is the artist of this image? searching gives me nothing useful

Weirdly specific.

she cute tho

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>any of this is nearly as bad as 75% of homosex couples having affairs
yeah, nah

also a bunch of numbers coming straight for /r9k/'s most mind boggling theories isn't going to make you sound very serious

So am I :)

Me in the middle

Good mommy mercy

how is this thread still up

>Gender: Female

Reminder to sage kuso threads when replying

Pretty solid taste there user, having genetic superiority over someone is a god tier fetish.
Shit, why did this make my dick hard. Normally don't care too much for Asanagi's 'men best be unga all girls' but you did good putting enthusiasm in your preferences

The day my dick overpowers my will and I fall for the cesspit of RP is the day I'm suck-starting a 12gauge. Curse these degenerates and their mix of good fetishes and horrible mental problems.

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Agreed. I felt like God playing heals. You can carry absolute fuck ups and receive praise in addition.

Right start, wrong conclusion.
Straight sex is loveless because you only care about reproduction. Its biology, not love. You wouldnt love them if they werent women.

>he doesn't ERP with his best bud and live out his ultimate girlfriend fantasy
sucks to be you

You can't remove us from our biology you fucking retard.

>he doesn't bang all his male friends irl to assert dominance

That's...not what I said. Did you quote the wrong post or are you just retarded?

Janny just get the mod here to delete it. You can't "fix" a thread that was rotten to begin with.

Stop with the tattoo shit. I just wanna fap to some anime babes.

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Jannies are in the tranny discord conspiracy.
They want all of Yea Forums to turn into cock hungry sissies.

>he thinks they aren't a part of it
These threads stay up while they delete actual vidya threads

Normal human beings want to fuck more than one person in their lives. No man is only attracted to just one woman.
You just dont have a choice in the matter if you want to keep a wife.

>will ruin your ability to pair-bond.
Literal /pol/ psuedo-science, humans are not pair bonding animals. They are descended from primates, the majority of which are harem species.

Judging by this thread they are doing a good job.

soon you shall become one of us

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>literally ass fucking gay
>put a baby in a woman
>thinks he's not gay
>in a forum of twinks

Yeah. Jannies and mods are most likely either a part of the trannies or collaborating with them.
Yea Forums is one of the reasons why I got into anal play and chastity.
Thanks.

>memegender shedaddy
>having genetic superiority over anyone
Playing a gay girl with a dick is the ultimate crutch for shitters. Futa is such a tasteless normie fetish.

>jannies deleting individual comments but this thread is still up
incredible job jannies! way to out yoruselves

post cage right fucking now

>nice fetish thread turns into autistic arguments

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>nice

Then buy a Hemogoblin and start being useful.
If you start bumming off Scrakes, I swear I'll shoot out your knees and leave you behind.

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I have low standards when I'm horny.

Me and you both

Pedos lost the Great War, and that’s a good thing.

>she

t.buttmad blue

HAS

Me too. I'd fuck anything that moves.

NO

STYLE

>SHE

The fetish is roleplaying having the superiority you retarded mong, I didn't say their taste was good because they picked a "memegender shedaddy" in your words for their character
Have sex

day 47 of nofap
sissy heal slut threads no longer have any effect on me
my vision has become perfectly clear, the blemishes on my skin have now completely vanished and I have gained the power of levitation

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>Leave party

No one gets between me and my loot. Not even a hot dominatrix.

>tfw actually have a cute gf who makes me call her mommy
currently living the dream bros. you're all gonna make it too. i believe in you.
>pic related

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Just a guess here, long distance relationship?

>Lewd 17.jpg

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was at first, but not anymore

Typical

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Why are you posting my voice clip. Geez that was a joke recording

Change your settings so I can listen to your other recordings without signing up.

only mercys the dedicated heal slut because shes so helpless. theres other healers in ow that are far more aggressive and varied in play style

No. Most of them are private for a reason. Here is another one tho.

clyp.it/th1bugvb

Healers can fuck off, you aren't doing shit other than holding mouse or babies first rotation at the back
You should be THANKFUL we're even bringing your ass anywhere near the real fight

i read that most of their nerves are on the clit, so penetrating with a dick doesnt do a good job at pleasuring them anyways which is why women cum at less than 20% of the time with men and over 90% of the time with other women

This is true. Men are awful at sex and the reason most dont think women can orgasm is because they cant make them cum.

clyp.it/00ysttbj

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Im at school right now with no headphones... is it safe to listen...

>school

Get the fuck out underage

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Blame the hundreds of Yea Forumsirgins jerking off to the voice clip of me telling them guys with small dicks should be heal sluts. They keep posting it every thread

Well obv i meant college smart one.

pls approve my follow ;_;

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>gf who makes me call her mommy
I feel shame over being aroused by this.

have sex, 3rd worlder

BASED

You seem just a little salty user. Tell me. Why are in this thread?

Shut the fuck up NEETgger I'm getting a degree.

To laugh at sexless freaks lmao

You know user just because you take the family goat out back once in a while doesnt mean you should look down on others with enough shame to not fuck goats

lol

Best hackadoll.

'morochin-san' on the panda.

DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED

based ara ara fag

no one refers to college as school, kid

They do in canada. Does my voice sound underage? Of course not

It's called university in canada like in the rest of the world. Nobody calls it school there, we just say uni.

Still not as bad as:
stormfags
barneyfag
tekkenfag

What? I went through all of college calling it school. Now I'm a student in a master's program and all my data is in a folder labelled "school"

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