How does Microsoft name the next Xbox without Wii U'ing themselves

How does Microsoft name the next Xbox without Wii U'ing themselves

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they call it the NeXtBox

Xbox square

BoX

XXXBox, if you know what I mean

Xbox 2wo

Xbox One Two.

Why did they call it the Xbox One?
Because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away

They'll call it just Xbox.

>Xbox 360 because when you see it you turn 360 degrees to it
>Xbox One because it's the One source of entertainment for SPORTS SPORTS MOVIES SPORTS SPORTS TELEVISION