How does Microsoft name the next Xbox without Wii U'ing themselves

How does Microsoft name the next Xbox without Wii U'ing themselves

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they call it the NeXtBox

Xbox square

BoX

XXXBox, if you know what I mean

Xbox 2wo

Xbox One Two.

Why did they call it the Xbox One?
Because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away

They'll call it just Xbox.

>Xbox 360 because when you see it you turn 360 degrees to it
>Xbox One because it's the One source of entertainment for SPORTS SPORTS MOVIES SPORTS SPORTS TELEVISION

Xbox U

>turn 360 degrees and walk away
that would mean you look in the same direction you are thinking of 180 you retard

Imagine being such a teenage rofl

xodx

There isn't going to be next one, they dropping from the race since they suck so hard

>implying I can't walk backwards
Summer.

Xbox Two

You wish jap

Xbox Xbox

>Micosoft X
it's going to be called The X
screencap this

these kids getting counterbaited, yikes, smells like newfag in here

They're obviously calling it the Xbox Two but they really need to fire whoever is naming this systems.

>Xbone
>Xbone SAD

They're just going to call it the Xbox. No clever name.

It's actually you who is getting counter-counter-baited.
Or am I the one getting counter-counter-counter-baited?

Xbox One+