Was he really that hard to catch?

>he

In RBY, missing your throw just meant your ball failed the first check for a successful capture, it's essentially just a 4th shake

Every game after that removed that first check

Yeah, I had him down on 1 HP and several Ultra Balls later, nothin'.

>master ball him retard

>uh you couldnt catch farfetch in the wild in RBY
Yellow: Routes 12 and 13
>also werent pokeballs actually ineffective against mewtwo? like they would constantly "miss" or something?
dragonflycave.com/mechanics/gen-i-capturing
>If W is less than 10, the ball misses ("The ball missed the POKéMON!").

R and B, no, trade only. Y, in routes 12 and 13 you could.

I believe it's possible to catch him with pokeballs, it's just absurdly hard, like you have to get him to 1 HP and keep him asleep to even have a chance.

Loser

>LE SHADEMAN

lewd mewtwo
i want to rim him

real chads never used it so they could dupe it and rare candies using the missingno trick

>rim
shad plz

The "miss" thing in gen 1 and 2 is identical to the ball shaking once and then it immediately breaking like how it does in gen 3 onwards.

But also, even the master ball has a 1 in 65536 chance to fail in gen 1 just because of the bad programming lol.

real chads had a gameshark and used it to get mew and showed all their friends who didn't even know whether or not mew was even real until the movie came out.

>Mewtwo
>male
ShadBASED

go deepthroat a running chainsaw you slackjawed pussy eating fale gen1 has the best programming of any mainline pokemon game

If you were using some shitty regular pokeball

GIMME SOME THIC

JUCEEEEE

POKENUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT

Still waiting on this gigantic faggot to do a comic based on THAT SCENE with Lucy and the Greninjas so i can furiously masturbate and then hate myself later

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>tfw no dominant mewtwo bf to catch and fuck into a sub

For the first time, people probably weren't expecting to run into mewtwo for the first time, they also likely didn't save before starting the battle.

I dunno, I was like 10 at the time, everything was harder then

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>MadShan

Why is he always mad?

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No idea in G1 I decided to use him to farm XP in my venusaur. True story.

My logic:
>Why bother I have alakazam?
>He will be banned and everyone will not want to fight against him because so I see no point in having him

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why the fuck is the tail drawn like that

>lab rat that escaped and lives in a cave
Wouldn't you be?

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>he

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Bruh look at dis cat
oh no no no no
*dabs*

Go away tranny!
Everyone is male and a he.

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So, shad only did this because he got turned on by DP Mewtwo?

No Pokémon is hard to catch because they design these games for literal babies.

>go in battle and bring 60 ultra balls
>get the legendary down to red health
>put them to sleep
>spam ultra balls until the rng works
Wow so hard

Congratulations you figured out how to play a fucking video game

You are like a baby.
>Be me
>Have no idea what to really do so farm the grass and farm your pokemon to ridicules level
>NPCs have retarded dialog so I ignore them
>Can not get to sabrina because NPC blocks over bullshit
>Have ridiculously overarmed pokemon and win every fight
>Decide to buy guide to get to sabrina
>Take the water and give to NPC
> (like seriously how was I suposed to know this after every NPC talked crap and I ignored them?) (also I'm a kid)
>always win with ridiculously over farmed pokemon
>Win game
>still farm pokemon team to lvl 100
>kill mewtwoo because lol why not.
>easy Victory

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Why is this art so fucking ugly? Who even saves this ugly shit?

Why is Mewtwo so mean.
Meet so keeps berating me and insulting me on how pathetic I am.
Pushing me down and looking at me from above. I look at Mewtwo from a low angle and get scolded.
Oh the inhumanity!

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That's his design, like a huge tucked dick

Mewtwo has an absolutely stellar design.

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Uhhh sauce?

i wanna bury my head in histhick hips

Imagine hugging Mewtwo and he tickles you with his tail

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How does a Pokemon manage to stay in uber with no counters for seven generations?

He'll crush your dick and then make your head explode.

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I'm gonna fuck her

mootcookie

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So let me get this right. He has a big purple dick that doubles as a tail?

I didn't think mewtwo to hate niggers

>you can actually get Mew in the original games without gameshark
I always heard rumors and I believed it for a while but eventually dismissed it as meaningless hearsay. I should have fucking believed.

Who?

it would be worth it

I honestly just found them while on one of the r34 sites

too bad there’s very little art of things office attire

I remember when I was a kid I saw someone get the eighth badge and I saw it was in one of the early cities, so I never dared to enter the first gym because I feared it might be the eighth and I'd get my ass kicked.

Imagine what it must smell like 1 inch inside mewtwo's urethra

What's next, porn of the Prophet Muhammad?

telepathic handjob

>he doesn't know

Ball-fingers handjob

>doesnt use hands
>handjob

post it

alright Yea Forums
>favorite 'mon
>favorite vidya
>favorite fetish

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Reminder that Mewtwo makes you a furry.

Heracross
Persona 3
Tomboys

Blaziken
Gen 3
Unprotected sex for the purpose of procreation with my wife

Heracross
Undertale
Huge asses

>Aggron
>Bloodborne
>monstergirl/giantess

Good ol pikachu
Dark souls
Slutty girls
The fetish has leaked into letting my girlfriend act as slutty as possible, and not just with me, feels good man.

Because he's the strongest there is
>inb4 MEGA FUG

When Pokemon Red/Blue came out, I was just a little kid. When I got the master ball I used it on some random pokemon so I didn't have it when I got to Mewtwo. Wound up catching him with a standard pokeball though it took me a long fucking time.

>and not just with me

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>and not just with me
>*vasectomy noises*

Absol
Final Fantasy Tactics
Transformation

Beastly stats and huge movepool which can do anything he wants and cover his own weaknesses, which also makes him unpredictable...

Pretty much the perfect Pokemon

What? you telling me you wouldnt find it hot that your girlfriend gets felt and feeling up other women/men but coming to your bed riding your cock? You should allow it bros.

Unless you are too insecure to trust your partner.

kys cuck

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You're a degenerate. Relationships are for monogamy.

Hitmonchan.
Doom.
Vore.

I wonder who could be behind this post

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>quagsire
>warcraft
>gloryholes

Seems that insecure is right. Hopefully one day you guys can learn to trust your partners.

I guess you guys would need to get girlfriends first before you can trust them.

>insecure
Enjoy burning in hell, faggot. When you do, remember we were trying to warn you, not hide our own insecurities.

Salamance
Skyrim
14th century renaissance noble bitches

Darmanitan, an absolute bro who sweep Unova by himself
Metroid series, I can never pick a specific game
Feet, it's pretty vanilla but it's the one I go back to the most

Oh fuck yeah I love me some fancy dresses

Everyone does, even other niggers.

Nice bait user. But your loss.

>bait

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sexy

>Volcarona
>Dark Souls
>Ass Worship and Braps

I have caught Mewtwo with pokeballs before. Ultra balls, technically.

What would Mewtwo’s butthole smell like?? Asking for a friend of course.

fuck off
you are the same trash that jews and muslims are

>Swampert
>Jak and Daxter
>Outercourse

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>outercourse
what have I been doing with my life on Yea Forums if after ten years I don't have a proper reaction image to this post

>Quagsire
>Tetris
>Face fucking

Aggron
Monster Hunter 4U
Monster girls not the humans with horns kind

Ampharos
Bloodborne
Muscular men wearing women's underwear

>fetish
B&R

>got him down to a pixel of health
>frozen AND paralyzed
>got him in three ultra balls
Zapdos was a total cunt. Was worth using it on him.

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Psyduck
Chrono Trigger
My girlfriend's little sister's lacey red panties

Porygon2
Oddworld
Office Ladies

uuuhhhhhhh how little, user?

whatever the legal age is for where you are reading this post and/or the location of the server where this site is hosted

>Cyndiquill
>Fable 2
>Catgirls

>Office Ladies
Incredibly based

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>Tie between Feraligatr and Incineroar
>Megaman star force 3
>Bara and vore

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Hoppip
TWEWY
Corruption

On a replay, I caught him first Hyper Ball I threw

Leavanny
Factorio
Femdom

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We're not the ones defending being a cuck-lite and projecting because we all know you don't have a girlfriend and just fap to ntr

>Venusaur
>The Legend of Dragoon
> impregnation/cuckquean

Ah, thank you for clearing that up. I just had a misunderstanding.

Zoroark
Earthbound
Amazon (Reverse Mating Press)

>cuckquean
user where can i find a cuckquean GF?

Milotic
Zombies Ate my Neighbor
Chubby

Oh geez

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Concern yourself with getting a GF period first, faggot. Then worry about her fetishes, THEN worry about finding a second girl to fuck in front of her.

I've been lucky because I know what to look for. I've dated 2 and casually seen a few of them. It's hard to tell because if you mention other women with a lot of girls, it's a major irritant to them. Look for a girl who open remarks on how pretty other women they know are. That's usually the first apparent indicator.

Shit is pretty cash when you find the right girl.

Why are Great Balls so much more effective than Ultra Balls?

get fucking dabbed son

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>sigilyph
>Mario galaxy 1
>fat

>that followup with the stockings/sleeves/collar
The absolute madman actually gave me a semi.

>Shit is pretty cash when you find the right girl
You are so lucky.
I envy you.
So do you fuck other woman in front of her?
She is only allowed to have sex with you.
man you are living the dream.

Tell us about it.

I remember distinctively how the normal pokeball wouldn't even get him inside and just ricochet off of him.

>The stories presented on this website are a work of fiction.

because this is what a cuckquean is.
GF who is only with you and wants you to fuck other woman, sexually.

I had a dream recently where I had a tiny mewtwo (like the size of one of my fingers) as a pet. I was scared at first it was going to bite me or something but it sniffed my finger then allowed me to pet it.

Why the fuck is Mewtwo a subby bottom?
He literally should be a top with a massive uncut dong.

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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>Cant choose between Umbreon and Charizard
>Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky
>Thick thighs + Striped long socks/stockings

I'm not with one right now. The last one I dated made a tinder profile for me and would bring home women to me and let her friends use me how they liked. She just enjoyed watching and making out with me afterwards and cleaning their juices off my cock. It could be pretty intense because sometimes she'd find the girl so attractive she'd tell me to cum in these women so I probably have kids with strangers somewhere.

How many man would object if you GF tells you:
>user I want you to have sex with other woman.

>and not just me

Gtfo cuck

The fuck is outercourse

How many men on Yea Forums have a GF who would say that to them:
>Zero.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

lmgtfy.com/?q=outercourse

>shadman
literally me

don't worry cat i kiss you back
mwah

Meanwhile in degeneracy world
badgirlsbible.com/cuckquean
reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1iqdec/cuckquean_girlfriend_update/

You absolutely dense, idiotic nigger. I am not doubting the existence of these women. I'm saying some random fucko on Yea Forums does not have such a girlfriend. You are an ESL monkey. Kill yourself.

Sounds lame t.b.h.

>Yea Forums does not have such a girlfriend
AHAHAHA you are so funny.
I don't believe in anything, literally.
This includes every conversation on Yea Forums.
Get on my level.
I simply want to hear a story like this even if its 100% fictional.
Because its fun for me.
You are like a baby hard absolute solipsism 24/7 for me.

Arceus
Tf2
Vaginal Squeeze play/whatever you call being milked purely by how well a female can manipulate her pussy muscles as she just sits on it bored

-This thread is about him
-Zeruda no Densetsu: Mujura no Kamen
-Small dom/big sub. Preferably with as few cop-outs as possible - no giving the smaller guy the bigger dick, or making it short bara/tall femboy, etc. Just as straightforward of a role reversal as you can imagine.

Between gardevoir(male) and shinx
Undertale
futa on male(extra points for size difference)

Farfetch'd
F-Zero GX
Shorthair

>metagross
>TWEWY or Homeworld
>traps

Incineroar
Jet set radio
Transformation

Based

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Gardevoir
Witcher 3
MILF

i think he was making the "who is moot" joke

>favorite 'mon
Ampharos
>vidya
Crash Team Racing
>fetish
/ss/, impregnation, pregnancy and lactation. Size different. Cumflation.

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like ss uniforms or what?

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Newfag.

and you are a nazi

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Absolutely patrician.
Except for Undertale, come on user.

>expecting thread to devolve into THICC mewtwos
>devolves into nazism
don't know what to feel

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>Ditto
>as far as Pokemon goes Soul Silver
>straight shota

I have a minor femdom kink
maybe

Buizel
DKC2
Kemoshota

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Could he beat Frieza?

Thanks
And undertale it's the only game I finished 5 time
i coudn't think of another game

deep lore, he IS frieza

One favorite fetish retard

good boy

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Based election bro

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Gardevoir
Warcraft
Vanilla

A statline that has aged pretty well and it simply gets more options with every game, Mewtwo's movepool is fantastic and people will always find a use case for it. Then Gen 5 gave it Psystrike, and in Gen 6 it has two Mega evolutions that futureproof it even more. Mega Mewtwo X lacks a consistently powerful Fighting type attack, though.

Latios
Doom
Transformation

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Have this just for you, user.

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Thank you, user.

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I remember my dumb ass crying because I couldnt get past the guards who were thirsty, I remember uttering something along the lines of 'youre thirsty huh? well drink this!' and spitting on my gameboy

Alolan Meowth
Jump Ultimate Stars
Small Dom Big Sub

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You mean like...girl monsters?

>Meganium
>Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga
>Vore, hypnosis, and nursing

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h o r s e

>dick tucked between his legs

I mean the guard was strange.
Why did they put it there? To sell gaming guides?
NPCs say shit in pokemon so you ignore their dialog.
Also after seeing the first grandpa block the way I simply thought I was supposed to do a different thing like one of the 4 ways into the city is the real one or that it will unblock itself after I beat other leaders.

Did anyone have this problem?

>and spitting on my gameboy
Oi man I simply did know that damaging my property will not help especially that I know there where PC games who turned you around and decided its ass raping time and they are going in dry how the impenetrable wall of bullshit you needed to do to progress after this point.

Bullshit game is no way to rage and damage your property.

PS: Its a good thing modern games don't do this bullshit.

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Electrode, Butterfree, Absol, Xatu, Trubbish fuck you, Pokemon works as plural too
Smash Bros.
underwater

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>Great balls are a guarantee capture at any hp under 50%, assuming you pass the base capture rate
>Other pokeballs were guaranteed under 33%
Neat.

because he's an incel

That's just his tail

So Great Balls are the best to use against Legendaries in Gen 1?

So Yea Forums, which would you rather be in the Pokemon universe?

The ultimate Pokemon master? Training until you capture or face one of each Pokemon, world renowned, so adept that you can actually capture Mewtwo, and train it to be your perfect partner, both in battle and sexually? Obey all of your commands, and shower it with affection and mind-blowing fuck sessions?

Or be Mewtwo? Capable of immense power, but at the snap of a finger, willingly drop to your knees and service your master with both of your holes, dress and dance for them, forego everything to be dominated roughly and lovingly with night after night of heart pounding, exotic lovemaking?

It’s very clearly his dick tucked between his legs

Holy shit tgats good

kinda hard not to be when you don't have a dick

Only if they aren't afflicted by a status condition and their HP is ≥50%.

According to that same page, the base capture rate for a legendary is 3, so hell no, that would be awful. That's a 4/200 chance of capturing even at 1% HP.

Best would be skipping the base capture rate check entirely. Put the legendary to sleep first and even a pokeball gives you a ~10% chance to catch at any HP, even 100%. Great ball 12.5%, and ultra ball 16.5%.

S L E E P
L
E
E
P

I'd rather be the slutty monster, but Mewtwo isn't really my thing.

Based latioschads, I'm glad to see others with such nice taste here

Renamon
Furi
Nezumi-tier genitalia and proportions

Hey, you don't need to make excuses for Yea Forums

>he

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>Mandibuzz
>DKC2
>I'm a xenofag, but the more non-human the better.

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This doesn’t make any sense

so you like hyper anatomy
i take it you also like despairchanpu and dryadex

By the time people figured out you could get Mew without hacking, Fire Red and Leaf Green were already out in Japan.

Delphox
DKC2
Weight gain

I still miss the overpowered Soul Dew.

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Excellent taste user

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Yeah, I had him asleep and at near zero hp, went through an entire inventory of ultra and great balls without catching him and got super upset.

>Metagross
>Gen 3
>hmofa

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Zangoose
Mega Man X4
mini-giantess and vore

Hawlucha
Doom 2
Monster/xeno women, amazon

Meloetta
Pac-Land
mermaid porn

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I do like dryadex but not so much despairchanpu, I would rather kitsunenone than him

>this glorious motherfucker, swept everything
>Magicka
> affectionate couples

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Do you also like Etheross?

>use masterball on articuno
>save just before every other legendary
>use articuno ice beam or blizzard
>if it doesn't freeze legendary then turn off and restart the fight
>if it freezes the legendary then swap out to a level 5 ratata or whatever
> use tackle to chip away their health until they have the tiniest sliver
>use 10 or so ultraballs until you've caught it.

otherwise catching articuno is more of a pain in the ass because you probably don't have any good freezing moves at that point in the game.

youtube.com/watch?v=5AvqtLPciSo

oh yes, especially his equine work

>tfw fucking hated Incelroar getting into Smash, but it resulted in tons of new bara porn

well okay

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But I had already used my Master Ball on Suicune.

Holy shit retard

His snake stuff is better though

It's ok, I just like horse pussy a whole lot

nah his snake stuff is autistic as fuck, you lost me when you went astray from the equines

this just awakened something in me i was trying to keep locked away

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rude

His stuff's good, user. You should give in to what your soul aches for.

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>dragonflycave
That's a name I haven't seen in almost a decade.
I didn't know they were still around.

fill it out degenerates, you know what this is for

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>frozen AND paralyzed
lier

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>he will be banned
>in gen 1
kek yes they had rare tourneys back then but nothing was ever banned in gaming back then at all, you either predicted the future or are lying.

The cope is palpable.

>mfw caught him and all the birds in pokemon blue on Gameboy

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>favorite 'mon
Dhelmise
>favorite (Pokemon) vidya
Black and White
>favorite fetish
Barefoot girls.

Swampert
Megaman starforce 2
Kissing

Sorry

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I killed him. Only used one Pokemon all the time, like every other 10 year old boy

Zangoose
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Macro

>Drop a Mon I want to catch to 1hp and put them to sleep
>Waste all my ultra balls
>Fuck it, let's try a poke ball
>Catch it
Why is this always what happens

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Both sounds great

What was everyone else's player name in gen1 mine was
>AAAAAAAAAAAA

>Octillery
>Pikmin 2
>Lactation

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>no switch option
nigger

Is there a more optimal in-game FRLG team than;
>blastoise
>nidoking
>zapdos
>gyarados rock smash/waterfall/strength HM slave
>farfetch'd cut/fly HM slave

Garchomp
Warframe
[Spoiler]Xenophile.

Tf fags rise up

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Flareon
Tomb Raider 3
Older Sister/Younger Brother

There's something about these implied TF images that speak to me on a spiritual and astrological level.

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i was trying to forget i was ever into TF but ive been dragged back in
i can't escape

>Tropius
>Hotline miami
>Tanlines

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Which pokemon creature was the hardest for you to catch?

For me it was Giratina or Registeel

You were always meant to be much more than an ugly hairless ape.

Of course you can't "escape" from what you REALLY are at heart, user.

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Bouffalant
OOT
Either exhibitionism or watersports

Mudkip
PmTtyd
Incest, straight shota

Based

>Only just got back into Pokemon again
>Afraid to go through my saved images again which are going to be of varying QUALITY
>But what little PokeTF stuff I've got is very likely in the same folders

Damn it.

Gen 3 Rayquaza, where it knows Rest and Outrage.

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Even tie between Flygon and Gardevoir
KotoR 2? It changes
anal

im into TF where the monster wants to be in a relationship with the human, but can't so he turns the human into a member of his species
you know how much art of this there is
FUCKING NONE
i want out

vileplume
hollow knight
big tall girls

It's not your fault you have good taste.

Well there is, and some stories too, but not that much

I remember seeing a Noivern comic like this.

Hello my name is Jacob and I am a Pokefucker

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And would you happen to also remember WHERE you saw it?

cats suck, dogs are better *dabs*