Why are there barely any games about egyptian mythology?

Assassins Creed: Origins is probably the best ancient Egypt simulator we’re ever gonna get

The DLC is great too

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because there's already one that's perfect

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well Ptolemaic Egypt, ancient Egypt usually refers to the bronze age dynasties.The pyramids were already extremely old by then.

because it is big gae with gods trying to feed each other their semen

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>there will never be a game where you play Egyptians enslaving Jews.

Age of Mythology, you under-age faggot.
And that game only used Egyptian themes for 1/3 of the game.
Shilling for AC is beyond pathetic!

Fair enough. It’s still the closest/best thing we’re gonna get

We simply don’t know enough about ancient Egypt to make an authentic game about it

There’s an entire DLC about Egyptian mythology retard

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Gondola was an egyptian god?

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Both of the La-Mulana games.
I love how Ra consuming/merging with the other deities mirrors what happened in ancient Egypt, where they tried to consolidate the various gods into one.

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Age of Mythology is fucking amazing. In my top 10 fav games of all time.

is this game out already?

Based. This game was fucking hard but good.

cant believe theres not really a hint to the porn version

>Because they enslave Mr. Goldstein's ancestors
They really didn't.

No, the author is busy drawing those comics where the teenage wolf boy fills his younger brother with cum.

But that said, I'll definitely buy AatBB when it's done.

He felt out of place with all the mummies and thought the next best thing was to be a ghost.

>the most known story about jews is moses' story on how he managed to free his people from egyptians
>"egyptians really didn't enslaved jews guys"

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>bible
>fact

It is very inefficient to use slaves for labor. We actually use laborers for that.

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There's shitloads
Now Celtic mythology, that's a bit rare, Mesopotamian too

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Never heard of the finno-korean hyperwar?

Because they objectively didn't. Egyptian monument building and labor system is very well mapped by now, not to mention Ancient Egypt was arguably the most writing-obsessed ancient civilization that ever existed. There's no mention of any large-scale Jewish enslavement anywhere at any point of their history, not to mention the sudden loss of 1/4 of their population (Exodus claims it involved about 1 million Jews, while Ancient Egypt's total population was never more than 4.5 million) would probably be noticed by at least some of their neighbors, allies, or enemies.
The Exodus story was most likely a nation-building myth spun from the relatively brief historical episode when Egypt conquered and ruled Canaan.

because gay furries cumming on each others salad and eating it does not make for a good story

update when

ACO is 11/10 if you're an Ancient Egypt nerd. Ubisoft Montreal did a much better job with its setting and mythology than Ubisoft Quebec did with Greece.

It's gotta be like the second most used canon of mythology in Western Media maybe sharing that spot with Norse mythology.
>Cattle Raid of Cooley Game
>Character Action with a light sense of humor

>he says as though he never thinks about having his body cut up and gathered together again to be brought back to life with a false phallus just so you could impregnate someone for one last time

Ancient Egypt is litterally one of the most common pre-modern historical settings for games alongside medivial europe, fuedal japan, and viking shit.

It's still underused, yes, and I would welcome more egyptian games, but there's a ton of equally if not more interesting settings with as much potential that are way more underused: India/South Asia, Mesoamerica, Mesopotamia, West Africa, Southeast Asia, the Andes, etc.

And those are just the places with actual civilization, if you want tribal settings or proto-civilizations there's a fuck ton more.

this

>finno-korean hyperwar

Ah yes, that one. This is one of the reasons FInland is barely known by the world, it's hidden in the North where it's cold, shitty, depressing, dark, and infested with lakes that drown people on a weekly basis. THanks to the Finnish gods, Finland is safe from a walking corpse that was supposed to be a Tsar Empire.

No Tsars = No invading Finland or Mongolia.

I tried the demo of Egypt: Old Kingdoms or something but it's just an interactive action book really, where you read texts, choose an action and dragndrop workers on a flat map, no city building whatsoever.
I got my eyes on Pharaoh n Cleopatra but shit's old AF and afraid that it will look like garbage on my FullHD screen.

>Mesoamerica

I would fucking kill for a Mesoamerican city builder in the veins of old isometric city builders by Impressions game

Hell i'd be willing to make one myself if there's a decent engine for it that's free to use a la RPG maker but for city builder/strategy games. Anybody know of one?

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This game was actually excellent. I should emulate this.

>tfw no Mesoamerica city building game like Zeus or Pharaoh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>you will never squeeze and bite anubis' huge man tits.

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op's pic is set

I want to pec-fuck bara anubis while horus watches in jealousy as his dick pops out of his cloaca

I am reminded of that bodybuilder who fucked a fruit

>Movie, book, television, or game incorporating Egyptian mythology
>Anubis is a villain

Fuck retarded Christians for associating every underworld being with Satan. Anubis and Hades were straight chill bros.

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well satan is usually associated with chaos and lightning so set fits the bill

the greeks were terrified of hades and rarely even prayed to him so it's not surprising that he would be associated with evil even if he wasnt

I still find it funny that the greek way of spelling Thoth is Θώθ

>Anubis and Hades were straight chill bros.
I like you user

>most likely

Dropped, besides there is much we don't know about them.

They also ruined the aztecan underworld Mictlan and also made the "skellingtons are bad" meme so skull imagery was surpressed for a long while before resurfacing later on in Mexico's history. Even tho pop culture mexican skellington art is ok now, its still not "normal" to have skulls and bones inside churches and the "cult" of santa muerte is viewed as evil and satanic when its actually just a resurfacing of the worship of the underworld a la Mictlan and venerating the the saint's who dwell below. Its christianized as its the worship of saints and not "gods".

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A fan made a pc and it's fucking great
It's on steam for cheap

I can agree with that. They aren't evil; they're a necessary part of life.

mezo american human sacrificers are subhumans

Eat my ass, nigger

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t. Satanic Aztec

>Fuck retarded Christians for associating every underworld being with Satan.

Also Satan as well, for extremely super obvious reasons, YEHWAHEH has the Three Big O's, which automatically makes it an asshole, a villain, an antagonist, a Chaotic Evil, and a parasitic organism at the same time. That shit is overkill.

Be a real shame if someone came along to your murder shrines and sprinkled flowers, painted them white, and set up alters to the Mother of God.

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that's a nice step pyramid bro, be a shame if a plague broke out

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>user makes a very informative post attempting to explain that one of the building blocks of Judeo-Christian "history" is pretty much bullshit
>"Dropped"
Drop some cyanide down your throat while you're at it

Ya know those sacrificed were usually rapists, murderers, lawbreakers, and prisoners of war, right? They didn't just grab any ol' person to throw onto the chopping block. Sometimes they were made to fight to the death so as they could "die in battle." Othertimes they would volunteer, such as the celebration of Tezcatlipoca, in which a young man would give his life, for a whole year the young man would be treated as a living god, given women, pulque (alcoholic drinks), play flute, and walk about the city receiving gifts, knowing that in a year he would willingly sacrifice himself by breaking his own flute and then sumbmitting to the altar. Babies would be sacrificed, but only babies stolen from war or bought from mothers. Slaves and War captives made the bulk of the sacrifices.

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>Ya know those sacrificed were usually rapists, murderers, lawbreakers, and prisoners of war, right?
No evidence of this. They would capture entire small villages of men, women and children and sacrifice everyone of them. The spanish claimed the stench of blood was so great that they avoided the pyramids. Subhuman animals.

What do you mean?

There's a ton of games about Egypt and its mythology.

>The spanish claimed the stench of blood was so great that they avoided the pyramids

To be fair, shittalking the opposition isn't exactly a new practice.

>Subhuman animals

Titan Quest happens to have a bit of all of these
The mythological ancient world is a criminally underused setting

>The Spanish claimed that [X] was bad so that gave them greenlight to rush in with their religion of peace.
Spanish also had priests going about everywhere taking notes and talking with the natives who gave them the information about sacrifices.
Why do you defend one side when both did terrible things. Did you not learn about the torture, raping, enslavement, and destruction the Spanish brought? Spanish killed more people through war than any amount of sacrifices. THey had mass burnings to get rid of bodies. You think that didnt smell or was a very depiction of "demonic hellish torture"?

But does he have a knot?

>pharaos were vikings
Or do you mean Ptolemy, who were greeks?

You have piqued my interest.

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Let's stop the muh culture is better than your and search to see if there is evidence of Anubis having a knot

Stone Prophet is pretty good if you like blobbers.

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Shut the fuck up anti-semite.

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Why does he wear the bedsheet?

based
>knot
>cloaca
almost said based but its actually cringe

You literally have it fucking backwards you retard.

The fact that the majority of sacrifices were enemy soldiers is attested by virtually every fucking source and every piece or archaeological evidence that exist. You do realize we have literal thousand page documents detailing Aztec history and society, right? We know the specific sort of people sacrificed in each ceremoney, how they were selected, who was eligable, and what the process was.

The entire fucking reason the Aztec sacrificed more people then other Mesoamerican civilizations was BECAUSE their religion was re-written to place a high emphasis speffically on the sacrifice of enemy soldiers, this way they could justify military expansionism with the arguement that they needed people to fight to get captives to sacrifice to then sustain the sun. It being enemy soldiers was litterally the entire fucking point.

This is backed up further by archeological evidence such as the fact that that the recent digs at the primary skull rack in the Aztec captial showed:

>75% of the skulls examined so far belonged to men, most between the ages of 20 and 35—prime warrior age.

The idea that they were raiding villages for people to round up and sacrifice goes against the entire point of why they were sacrificng people and why they were wanting military expanision to begin with: The goal behind re-writing the relgion to justify miltary expansion was so they could conquer more cities to turn them into tributaries. They speffically WANTED to leave the civillian populatuion of the cities they conquered alone, that way they could then gather the goods and resources to pay the Aztec as tribute so the Aztec wouldn't have to bother gathering it themselves. The Aztec Empire was basically just a giant tribute racket, murdering the people they conquered would defeat the entire point. Not to mention they'd only be wanting to bother conquering cities, not small villages.

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Play Pharaoh.

>its still not "normal" to have skulls and bones inside churches
Depends on the churches. For some, real worship is when you pray to Skellington Christ while surrounded by countless bones of plague victims.

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Did you miss the whole WE shitstorm with Assassins Creed?

Play Smite. Pretty much all the major egyptian gods are in it and some have special interactions (set is stronger when facing a horus and vice versa)

go false flag on your containment board

>and also made the "skellingtons are bad" meme
what the heck
the only ones that love skellingtons more than aztecs are catholics

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I mean catholics can appreciate skellingtons in art, but they can't worship with it and shiet or wear it or pray to skellingtons because otherwise the pope goes
>bada bing bada boom ey goomba no more fuh ya, fuggetaboutit

Clickity clack, does the pope still hate me guys?

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Ancient writings from the Old Kingdom.

it sucks

>Literal WE WUZ KANGZ
Lol no. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

I didn't say knot, only cloaca

would also want sobek to join the fun

i find it sad ACO was the only game to fulfill my tomb raiding needs and not a single tomb raider game could

>anubis has been depicted in many ways, from twink to shota to bara to female to mecha, to feral

what a faggot

AYOO DAS RITE

Should there be game about trying to sneak semen into crocodile's tummy via his salad?

Is there a single game about a hippo goddess voring sinners to burn for an eternity in her divine stomach?

I'm looking forward to playing it but waiting for the price to drop. Still being at full close to 2 years later is criminal.

Zeus was the worst one imo. Pharoah and Emperor ftw.

It was $15 in last months humble bundle and from there most key resellers probably sell it for

>go false flag on your containment board
>projecting this hard

Go be a slavery denying bigot elsewhere anti-semite, I hope one day we have laws to put you sick people in prison. We stand by Israel our greatest ally and also the Jewish people.

They wouldn't lie, would they?

Makes you wonder who destroyed the original head and why.

post more anubis pls, I need to jack off

Age of Mythology is fucking BORING
and mind you, I haver 3000 hours in age of empires 2

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WE

also set

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WE
youtu.be/cUuKIpCM2o0?t=8

Isn't it funny that the story of poor Jew being oppressed in ancient times was completely made up to present themselves as victims and justify their isolation and treatment of outsiders?

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WE

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WUZ

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IS THAT A REFERENCE

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>straight

Did someone say Set?!

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Honestly I'd be down for a Soulslike ARPG set in Egyptian Mythology

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I love the idea of Age of mythology, and love aoe2 but it's really not good.

What are slaves good for then?

you are thinking of fantasy slaves

real, historical slaves = tends their masters or those that work in the palace, laborers are contracted workers who do physical tasks

Performing tasks no decent human wants to do. Working in sewers, mines, etc. Some decadent cultures even had warrior slaves because nobody wanted to serve in the military.

Straight

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House keeping and sucking that D

>straight
Gay

>guys I have a great idea
>let's take these slaves and teach them how to fight so they can die for us in wars
>they won't kill us in our sleep instead

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Usually they didn't attempt murder, since it was still a 2 way road. Sure they were slaves and couldn't fuck off whenever they wanted. But they mostly still had priviledges. Food, shelter, a certain degree of medical attentions, depending on what kind of slave and in what culture.

Pretty much the same shit as a workforce today, except less roundabout to who owns you.

It actually worked for muslim countries. They had Christians and heathen as warrior slaves. They were bound to serve in that role but other than that lived comfy life and got rich from looting and gifts. It went to the point people sold themselves as slaves to join slave corps. Eventually they overthrew their masters but it took many decades to happen.

It kinda showcases the role of the slave. Slaves could be treated very well and even acquire fortunes but they couldn't leave their masters. They must serve as masters wish and where they wish. Romans used slaves for farming because laborers were prone to moving between employers seeking the best opportunities.

They were a bit short though with only bit of walking and platform puzzles to solve to get to the end. Wish they put more effort into the tombs than building hundreds of enemy forts.

People will start to wonder why they aren't arab.

Actually christards got this one right, anubis/set is saturn god of jews and degeneracy.

But they are.

There needs to be more lewds of Anubis aswell

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He gets more than enough.

They are though?

>greek god
>chill bro
hehehe no

>constant male ass shots
>cum everywhere
>balls touching more than once
>but no visible buttholes
dropped

God I love his shit. I hope he draws more Opala.

Hades was one less bad ones actually. Almost all of the greek gods loved fucking with and tormenting mortals but hades never did.

>Christians are retards who ruin the world
Water is wet and the sun is hot, more news at 11.

B-BASED

Proof that Egyptians were black. White boys can’t compete

>They would capture entire small villages of men, women and children and sacrifice everyone of them.
movies are not fact you retard

Probably a rival successor to whoever built it in the first place, it was common practice to destroy idols of rival factions or cults. Or early Christians who did it for the same reasons.

He kidnapped his wife and forced humanity to experience winter every year.

Gravity. Someone got cheeky thinking they'd build as awesome dog guarding Egypt without consulting the Royal architects.

winter is her fault for being an idiot and eating that one seed
Hades was being somewhat reasonable even for an incel

>It's her fault for eating food that Hades secretly cursed to trap her with him forever

There is nothing reasonable about Hades. He's a rapist and his realm is balls.

>no proof
Yeah suuuure

too furry

What would Anubis think that he went from god of the dead, to god of mummification, to god of lust and furries.

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imagine getting double teamed by these two unf

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eh hades was a bit of a dickhead, but you're right that doesn't make him evil. if anything zeus did a hell of a lot more heinous shit than hades ever did.

>who is Asclepius, Hestia, or Demeter (except when her daughter got kidnapped)
And Hades was genuinely pretty chill aside from the story with Persephone.

You egyptfag just got your asscreed and are still complaining

harmarist.tumblr.com/post/185333948375/game-still-exists-dont-worry-had-to-take-a
>posted 6 hours ago
>this thread is 7 hours old
Hold on a minute

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Because if they make it accurate the EGYPTIANS WERE ALL BLACK people will riot
And
If they make it historically inaccurate all the people say EGYPTIANS WERE NOT ALL BLACK

Imagine being a God who is worshiped for centuries only for your religion to die out. Then several centuries later you feel a resurgence in your religion once more and look upon your followers, and they are all jerking off to you.

Aside the AC Origins and I dont remember another one, seems like a good setting for a RPG

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Imagine getting banged by them for all Eternity in the afterlife.

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I mean that's better than being all forgotten right. It is still praise.

>ywn be fucked by a chad god

Because there's not a high demand for them. Zeus isn't that popular either. The remnants of past civilizations are really only interesting to a relatively small group of people who have the luxury of "living in the past." Everyone else has shit to do now and are mostly centered on modern times and modern myth and fantasy.

celtic mythology literally doesn't exist, all that's left is some names, images, and fanfiction written centuries after it disappeared by christian monks

>Oh, well. The job is a job... Praise me more, mortals.

What about The Morrigan?

One of the most important rituals in Ancient Egypt was that of pharaoh jerking off into the Nile to strengthen its power and bring fertility to the land.

>celtic mythology literally doesn't exist, all that's left is some celtic mythology

What exactly did you fucking mean by this?

>the cult of santa muerte is viewed as evil and satanic when its actually just a resurfacing of the worship of satan

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Who wouldn't want a legion of devoted sex slaves? So what if a bunch of them look like you, even if only 10% are hot, that's thousands.

AC Origins came out 2 years ago and it was pretty accurate. Most Egyptians were various shades of brown (Levantine Semites, other Near East heritage, native North Africans like Berbers) with some smattering of sub-Saharan black from Kush/Nubia in the south.

>fanfiction written centuries after it disappeared by christian monks
That's how we know about 90% of all mythology all around the Mediterranean.

I am guilty of this. Many times.

please, please give me a source on what was deleted!!! i missed it!

But Catholics virtually worshiped bones of saints and shit

It's okay to do it when pope says so and not okay when pope says it's not.

>Egypt 3000 years ago
>the pinnacle of civilisation

>Egypt today
>just another middle eastern shithole

What happened?

Powerslave is pretty good, but be sure to play the PS1/Saturn version for the best experience.

Powerslave EX also has the added content, but it was removed from the original site. Latest version can still be found though: forums.duke4.net/topic/8090-powerslave-ex-public-beta-released-lol-nope/

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I'd tell you, but you'd call me a commie.

Boring straightshit, rightfully deleted.

did we ever haver sequel for hits?

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Democracy and Capitalism.

Not even trying to be a /pol/turd. Anytime the US or anyone else pedaling democracy gets involved with another country's politics, the country devolves into chaos and dysfunction.

The Middle East is pretty much just a war playground for the US at this point.

woah, thanks for warning me! straights are pathetic.

It was bimbo and furries, nothing good.

The primary source for the morrigan is the Ulster Cycle, the oldest parts coming from the 7th-8th century, while Christian conversion started back in the 400s. It's probably based on something that existed, since the triple goddess was a widespead meme in indo-european societies, but there's no real way of knowing how accurately.
Irish mythology is the best preserved of the lot at least.

and what is this OP? you fucking liar

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nope. the Exodus most likely did happen but not at the time that is commonly believed, it was much earlier, and not with as many people. the numbers on the bible are almost always inflated. it's also possible that only the tribe of Levi and Joseph (Mannasseh and Ephraim) that were there. they did not build monuments and the bible never says they did it's just a misconception. they built a mud brick city.

>>the pinnacle of civilisation
the pinnacle of civilization at that time, you mean

This.

Blame the US and Israel

Do you really think his worshipers weren't lusting after him or the others?

Are you kidding? The romans and greeks left mountains of contemporary discussion of their religion.
The celts were illiterates, so we have nothing.

>you will never get to ride the anubis slide
why live

Somebody needs to post that CoD Kevin Spacey picture

Furries obsessing over anubis would be disappointed to find out he doesn't find mortal activities interesting at all and probably would kill them on sight

>nope. the Exodus most likely did happen but not at the time that is commonly believed
Oh really? Could you post records which mention all the crazy disasters which were going down in the land of Egypt please? I want to read them.

I think we are all collectively disappointed in the limits and negatives of reality. That's why we're here in the first place.

DNA tests of various egyptian mummies say otherwise. At the very least they weren't jungle black and were fairer skinned than Nubians, which is what they called the jungle niggers.

how is he going to kill me? could be hot

Vore, stomp or facesit in his throne.

He turns you dick into a cobra which bites you

this game IS so good

probably the pokey stick but there's a chance he might clobber you with an ankh instead

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Combo

Which was copied, rewritten, or written over by Christians monks. Of the Celts we have what was orally passed down and written and what was written as observation. Like Boat Satan or Cu Cuchulain

Can't kill me if I rape him into submission!

>facesit in his throne
perfect
can he clobber me with his ankh

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Can't kill me if I let him rape me into submission!

Imperivm III was ludo.

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Anubis can have sex with other gods, why would he bother with a smelly mortal

>JRPG where a team of highschoolers want to go around beating up gods so they can gangbang them
Million dollar idea

I didn't come here to have my fantasies ruined. Why must you be like this

Gods feed on mortal worship, duh.

store.steampowered.com/app/595140/Immortal_Redneck/

This is a fun game.

>imagine people not knowing what species you are because you were drawn shittily

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Ardvark

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maybe he's into smell and musk stuff

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Egyptian myth describes their gods as being very fond of mortals, hence why their empire was so great. Well, at least that's what the pharoes told the plebs toiling away in the sun.
In any case, never once has Anubis ever been described as murderous or cruel so at the very least he wouldn't kill you

>HD re-release soon
muh fucking dick

At least I got Wepwawet

He just guards the underworld. Worship is unnecessary for Anubis because you're going there no matter what.

Literally your one encounter with Anubis is going to be him tearing out your heart and putting it on a scale with a feather of maat on the other side and if it's lighter you get to go to the field of reeds (if it's heavier it gets eaten by Amut and you literally cease to exist)

Who also smoked copious amounts of cocaine and tobacco.
This is true.

Donkey?

I love you Nitocris

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Wepwawet is the "literally who?" of egyptian gods

>As a funerary deity, was being seen as one who opened the ways to and protects the deceased through the Underworld. By the Old Kingdom he was popular throughout Egypt, but later replaced by Khentyamentiu, a god of the Abydos necropolis and finally by Orisis, the god of the dead and vegetation who grew very popular.

I’m still searching long and hard for the music used in this sequence. It’s so calming even if it’s on repeat

Just pirate it, retard. Ubisoft doesn't deserve your money anyway.

You have to get new fantasies

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Anubis personally escorted the souls of the dead to paradise after their heart passes the test of the scales.
Since paradise means different things to different people, it's quite likely that if you wanted him, he'd be more than happy to oblige every one of your dirty little fantasies before sending you moaning and shivering into endless bliss

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The inbreeding that followed the Islamic takeover. Ignore the falseflagging /pol/tards replying to you blaming USA and Israel for ruining Egypt in a time when USA and Israel didn't exist.

>and you literally cease to exist
Heart was one of the five souls human had. It was the soul needed to live and resurrect. Without it you would wander for eternity as a ghost.

How did they even come up with this shit?

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No suck my dick, I will never stop.

This is much better.

>he literally bases his concept of slavery on medieval western culture

No it explicitly defines paradise as "giving you back all the things death took from you" so unless anubis somehow fucked you as a mortal you're not getting that death god dick in the afterlife either

Set got released as a playable god in SMITE recently.

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antiquity myth is hardcore and full of curiosity

it worked for the romans, the slaves were rewarded for winning battles too and some eventually won their freedom

looking at wage slaves today it's easy to see how the system worked

Just imagine a scenario where Anubis falls madly in love with you and only you for no reason at all other than you being who you are
aka the typical fantasy

>anal beads

Sex is something death takes from you, being a god of death Anubis HAS to give it back to you.
Also Egyptian gods were fucking degenerate, they fuck anything and everything that moves, half their myths are something you could find on the front page of furaffinity, you're delusional if you think getting dicked down by a god would be in any way difficult

Even if furries had their way it would be a bedroom with a line of 1000 people outside the door. You would wait your entire life for Anubis to poke you and you'd find out he's a premature ejaculator and really rude in the sheets.

good, I can keep him as a personal white anubis

God, their art design for gods is so fucking cool, too bad the game is trash

That's true, but they werne't pale skinned blue eyed blonde "aryans" either.

Alright, sounds good I'll do that. If nobody will love me in real life then I'll settle for fantasy love!

>he is Uncle Scar except he fucked Simba

also the implication that Horus and Set have fucked before is hilarious

youtu.be/hTJ5sGWaVBg

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Again, DNA tests say otherwise, especially when you get to the Ptolemaic era when they were literally just Greeks.

In death you lose the conception of time, so such a scenario would never happen, in the same way everyone who dies in war immediately all at once get escorted personally by Anubis to safety, so too would every furry get their wish all at once

Cute paws

Egyptians viewed their land as a special place favored by gods. It was paradise on Earth where gods annually bring people fertility and harvests with floods. Nile existed both on earth and heaven where good people go to live and become stars in the sky. They live among plentiful fields where plants grow ridiculously large and bring fantastic harvests. They don't need to work because ushabtis do all the chores. Ushabti is a clay figure made in image of man, usually with tools or weapons it will use to work for its master. Jews probably stole this idea too.

Greeks weren't fucking nordics either.

the comics were at least good looking

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Who the fuck is talking about asians?

I said "you and only you" which means exclusivity, so he'd send all the other desperate furries packing.

Mein dude

>People are actually believing the kangz nonsense.

TOMB KANGZZ

Of course they do, it has been a part of general education for decades now.

URSULA'S NEW GROOVE!
AND WE'LL DO WHAT WE CAN!

>anti-semite
But user, egyptians are semites too.

FREEEDOOOOOOMMMMM!

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Still waiting for Part 3

With a name like that I'm not surprised no one remembers him

You're also assuming anubis would be homosexual

what if he only takes the ladies?

Get outta here straightie.

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Which birb, Horus or Ra?

More fun than other MOBAs, better than Overwatch (though admittedly that isn't much of an achievement these days).

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change reality with the power of sheer anger

a good dicking will immediately convert him

>regular-ass human women in porn
Ewwwww

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I don't think he would even feel you user, he's a big guy

I'd think Set would be stronger when Horus has his back to him instead :^)

Mom and dad aren't home. Maybe I can be his girlfriend for tonight

Ra. He fights to save the world every night.

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Hardcore fantasy adventure, but in ancient Egypt.

With the main gods each being a "faction" you can join.

Either a diablo clone or a LoZ/dark souls clone.

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You changed the reality
now you are a heterosexual and no longer have interest in sex with male jackal gods

>Huge guy with a tight hole
You're just making this hotter

Game?

why is the dark doggo doing a jojo pose

I mean, one of the egyptian gods was just a big black dick. It's really not out of line for their mythology

>Everyone fawning over Anubos, Ra, Thoth, etc.
>Get to have the obscure war god as my own personal husbando
Win-win

Santa Muerta, go back to Mexico. You shouldn't be posting when the Cartel still needs a killing.

Because they are nothing but a bunch of dirty space snake parasites.

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god I wonder what sound he makes if you suckle his tiddy

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>ancient times
>many religions with many different gods
>gods were cool and did rad shit
>fast forward to present
>main religion is Christianism
>one god
>boring ass deity who does jack shit ("he works in mysterious ways") and has no image because Christfags are unimaginative ("he h-has no image b-because we cannot c-comprehend his t-true f-form heretic!")
>coupled with some hippy faggot who teaches forgiveness
>also some "saints" that do boring shit ("miracles")
What happened?

God he should have went with the crocodile head concept instead of that flat faced shit

Stargate was such a cool show.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Set_animal

he would be constantly bitter about not being in the spotlight and you would have to put up with never-ending temper tantrums akin to a comic book side-villain who keeps failing all the time

Change back. Fine I'll just die alone and unloved just send me into the abyss then.

We won't get shit about celtic mythology or shit like druids cause we know almost nothing about it. Same with any other non-christian mythology from the middle ages because "muh heathens". They destroyed all non-christian religious things they could find because they thought it was satanic, heretic or whatever. Humans are fucking retarded man. Thinking about how much history we have lost because of some stupid fucks who sucked their own too much makes me fucking angry. All the mesoamerican shit as well. It's just gone.

Do you think wepwawet is a twink or a hunk?

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>What happened

Rome and Egypt collapsed and the survivors interpreted it as their victory. It would be like if America suddenly disappeared and Russia proclaimed it was because Russian values are superior.

Christcucks are literally the cockroaches of the religious world.

Twink definitely

the jews

exactly. a story.

Otter

>mythological grey wolf spirit guide
>not being some kind of dilf

hot

wepwawet would be a neckbeard doggo with a dakimakura of bastet that he carries around 24/7

Kinda strange you regret the destruction of degenerate Rome and wish America disappeared.

it's called "god of the gaps"

>main religion is Christianism
>one god

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Oh fuck I never even thought about this
Could the Bible really be Fake News?
I can't accept this...

>Rome and Egypt collapsed and the survivors interpreted it as their victory.
Rome was primary reason christianity spread so far and wide in the first place. The modern version of the bible can be traced back to roman times.

are you saying he's a NEET

Meaning he'd always let out his steam by pounding my ass raw. I see this as an absolute win.

>incestuous gay furry gods

and they said degeneracy wasn't inherent to humans

also remember that time when Greeks merged their gods with Egyptians? good times.

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What do you mean? There's hundreds. It's one of the most popular themes.

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>tfw there was an actual saint who was depicted as having the head of a dog
>Nobody's made porn of him
Wtf the fuck.

he's unemployed thanks to other gods taking his job so now he just sits at home and collects pictures of girls feet while complaining about loli anime not being what it used to be

Also he's alt-right and supports Trump

>other gods taking his job
That's not how polytheism works.

see

does he give his bro Anubis blowjobs so he could live in his house

no but he has to bring in the groceries once a week and complains about feminists the whole time

Lame, make it gay user.

>anubis always comes home tired from weighing souls
>yells at wepwawet not to be a deadbeat and be helpful for once
>makes him massage his naked body
>teases him to sucking his dick

There's always niche games

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More likely Anubis only speaks to Wepwawet briefly and then goes back to his job.

Wepwawet gets scolded for getting caught fucking the family dog and cries on papyrus forums about zoophobia

I bet anubis cums huge amounts haha

P-please stop bullying Wepwawet. He's trying his best

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it's the anal beads for him

Wepwawet deserves the bullying. He openly admits on his blog that he thinks all black dogs are inferior and there is a scheme by Sobek to replace him.

could someone explain to me the appeal of this sex toy

HE'S A GOOD BOY I SWEAR

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>ywn start a race war with Wetpants

feels good man

Adastra from the same guy that is making echo

He even got turned down by Tawaret who now twerks for anubis

>See pick
>Google it
>I find wholesome history of a a saint that turns a wolf into a good boi.
Thanks friend

Did Echo get finished? Did it ever get a full sex scene

>thread starts with people discussing Egyptian Mythology in videogames
>ends with people headcanon'ing an obscure god as some far-right /pol/ NEET
I love this place

I wish Ubisoft actually knew what they were even trying to do with this future shit. It just doesn't make any sense.

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It's still being updated I think I have never played it so I don't know

Chadnubis > Weep-and-wet-his-pants

Wepwawet happens to also be a diaperfur and a pedophile

Heroic unrecognized underdog > Overrated celebrity who's fate is to be used as porn for furfags for the rest of eternity

Try not to project so hard

why is Anubis such easy to "fixate" on compared to others

Because Anubis can hold down a 9 to 5 job and raise a family, meanwhile "wet-paw-sweat" vandalizes ancient crypts with far east chicken scratch and pictures of octopi

I mean...look at him

He is the only god the general public known of

Because he's hot

>"The cult of la santa muerte Is seen as bad and I don't see why"
>Main fervor comes from uneducated slums
>Idolizes death and those who promote it have heavy links with criminals and narcotrafic
>Heavily linked to witchcraft usages
>It is sold as the saint you can ask bad things you would not ask other saints
>Ignores everything about Jesus reigning over dead and defeating it
>Adherents more often than not end up in morally bankrupt activities
Jeez user, and wonder why even most Mexicans see this cult as a cult and not as actual part of Catholic Canon

There is more time between Ptolemaic Egypt and Ancient Egygt than there is between Ptolemaic Egypt and now.

>unique design as a black jackal (a non existent species) while other gods are human-like or recognizable species
>popularized through movies and media as "god of death"
>not really a cunt
>"Don't fear the reaper" trope
>canids are often more popular due to their centuries-long affiliation with human beings

classical anubis is just a black guy with a dog mask so craving for him is just craving for BBC

go on grindr and ask black guys to wear a dog mask and you have your anubis fetish fulfilled

Just because I want to fuck walking talking deity animals doesn't mean I want to fuck niggers.

technically an egyptian wolf

You will see many on PC.

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based

a black man

wearing a dog head mask

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Some art and statues have him entirely as an anthro animal. It's likely the only reason he was sometimes portrayed with a human body was due to the carvers being shit at art

i would let anubis BLACK me

odd yet based

Jackals are real tho?

Germans didn't gas six million jews either, but that doesn't stop them from kvetching about it 24/7

>we wuz furries n sheit
Anthropomorphic
Dog
Man

Not black-furred ones you moron can't you read?

They do if they're crossed with dogs, but of course an ancient egyptian wouldn't know about the complexities of animal species breeding so they'd just draw a black jackal when it was in fact a black furred cross of a jackal and desert dog

No, the art of him as an animal is all done by white people who don't want to have black people in their art or games.

Anubis always was a black man

Yeah and the whole world flooded so some dude built a fucking massive boat that fit 2 of every single species on the planet.
It's a story you dipshit.

Holy shit, why do you need to bring racism to this you dog?

the real racism is pretending anubis is a dog

To be fair, we still don't know if the jackal is actually grounded on an unknown real species or not, a lot of things happen in 4000 years.

based af

I wish there are more stargate games right now...

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I'd just like to see more RPGs that have settings other than medieval fantasy. Sure, we get a decent number of scifi stuff as well like post-apocalypse or cyberpunk settings, but what about fantasy settings with a different theme than medieval? What about a fantasy setting with a classical era greco-roman theme? Or egyptian theme? Plenty of other possibilities as well. Nothing wrong with medieval theme, but it's just so commonplace.

WE

lol

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>posting anubis's pets

good job
here's another real anubis

a real man of color

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Everybody hates these parts of AC. I don't know why they keep doing it. They should just remove the whole element. People just want to do cool shit in historical places.

Anubis checks on Xbox-kun to see if he's still dead

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what is wrong with you people

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You guys understand that Egyptian gods were thought of as shapeshifters of a sort right? Like they could present themselves in different ways and that is what their symbolic forms try to convey, nor a dog, nor a man, nor a mask

I wish there was more Stargate in general, but games would be nice, yeah.

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>what is melanism

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Jackals are canus, therefore part of the good boi family, doesn't matter if they also have godlike powers.

Reminder Anubis' black fur represents FERTILITY
So yes, he would fuck you full of hot, creamy jizz because it's how he prepares people for reincarnation

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Egyptians enslaved literally anyone they could for work force but once Againt just like with WW2 jews trying to ignore every other group of People and mention that ONLY the Jews suffered

another white lie made to defame the black man

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>black
>clearly tan
Niggers weren't Egyptians, sorry

anubis didn't have fur except on the mask he wore

his giant black dick represents fertility, and you clearly crave the BBC.

go hop on grindr already and get your white boipucci pounded by big black dicks

>Archeologists have identified Anubis's sacred animal as an Egyptian canid, the African golden wolf

he proud wolf, bitches

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But I'm not a bottom so I guess I won't reincarnate. Which makes me really happy because of all after life beliefs, being forced to constantly live on this horrible rock full of disappointment and misery is easily the worst one of them all.

Also what is up with this nigger obsessed fag?

His face isn't a mask, it's an actual dog face. Just like how sobek has a human body but still eats people with his big gator jaws

HMMMMMMM

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>tfw no tan forest waifu gf

What did you say to me you little bitch? I'll cut you

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You know what they're saying: around blacks, never relax

>Anubis confirmed for furry
OwOsome

this world is full of disappointment and misery... because I saw two guys hold hands the other day...

wrong, sobek is another black man with a gator head mask

Reminder the earliest depictions of Anubis always had him as entirely an animal man. However, when you work with ye old shitty paint colors can get faded and mixed up and then future generations start drawing him wrong.
But never forget, all the Egyptian gods with animal heads are in fact furries

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He proud and cute

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>colorblind artist fucks up the most simple job

most anubis art is him as a black man, sculptures were left as onyx because of limitations of the medium

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Then why did you post a picture of him as a cat?

All the first depictions of him were as an animal, sorry retard. That is also why in his written myths he's described as coated in black fur

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>Draw human body with the head of a dog
>Call it a black man
Why are you insulting black people user?

>call it a black man
>shade of skin is clearly a white man

>Anubis was costed with a thin black fur
Can you imagine what it must feel like to slide your hand in silky smooth fur, Not even gay but the smooth warm feeling unffff

What about that goddess on the right? Is she an anthropomorphic eye?

>Call it a black man
>Shade of skin clearly brown
Anubis was a spic obviously

Yes, Egyptian mythology was autistic so things like sentient eyeballs was pretty normal

They should just stop being realistic at all, just take historic stuff and add local mythology to it.

Hathor?

Are Egyptians one of the most cucked/erased civilizations in history?
>Establish an incredible civilization with high tier mythology, social structure, and unique perspective on beauty while also contributing to the advancement of humanity as a whole with discovery
>One tribe of greedy merchants makes you the main villain of one of their origin arcs because they are butthurt
>Engage in numerous wars by neighboring Greeks,in addition to eventually having to deal with invaders from even farther away and the Muslim hordes.
>Sub humans who you logically employ as fodder to accomplish manual labor are a ticking time bomb and eventually chimp on you.
>Thousands of years later, those apes are tricked into believing Egyptians were all negroids
>Region turns into an Arab shithole with all great aspects of your legacy replaced my goat fuckers
>Literally only a handful of semi pure Egyptians even left in the world

The only other ones I can think of are native Americans but they didn’t do jack shit compared to Egypt.

>Game has [[INSERT MYTHOLOGY]]
>Makes the gods black and white
And in Egyptian mythology there is this misconception that Seth is some evil god, which is untrue. Even at his worst he's simply an asshole. The one thing that is closest to being truly evil in Egyptian mythology is Aphopis.

Same goes with some media making Anubis some evil god when in reality he was pretty chill of a god of death and gave his post to Osiris without any objections when he became guardian to the underworld.

Same goes with other myths like Greek mythology. Media always paint Hades as the bad guy when in reality his only smear was the whole Persephone and Demeter thing (the word rape was more akin to abducting people for marriage instead of forcefully banging them) and that's that. Never was he interested in mortal affairs, always honored his half of the deal and friggin called his dog Spot (Cerberus means Spotted, so yeah Spot). This makes him THE nicests god in a pantheon composed of assholes by being the least asshole.

Fuck that, we'll never get anything that is close to actual mythology.

this is why anthros are the best husbandos

>*whispers
rrrrape season

>Seth is some evil god, which is untrue.
Egyptians eventually hated him and stopped worship altogether. He was associated with backstabbing, chaos and foreigners.

>tfw no furry bf 1000BC

for the last 300 years

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sounds like the average liberal

Two Worlds II tombs did for me

just hop on grindr and get your "black fur" already user

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remember when set fucked horus' thighs and came on him so horus' mom beat his dick and put his cum in some lettuce then fed it to set

this is canon btw

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>thinking brown paint turns dark with time

egyptians interbred with whiter races and got lighter as time went on but they were still black kings

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Egyptians believed that the afterlife is just harvesting wheat and 24/7 work.

see, black men with animal masks

loving egyptian gods is loving BBC

because it involved one god jizzing into another god's hands and buttfugging, one big homo-fest

*expect it to become mainstream popular real soon, obviously

>FORGE
nice

>getting banned just to post humanized trash with no knots
What a waste.

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uwu

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I already have a black bf tho

Tempted

How did Horus manage to "keep" Set's semen from entering his anus anyway?

>didnt do jack shit
Recent evidence points to the amazon jungle being an abandoned garden city that got overgrown. If anything, native americans may have created one of the closest approximations to “elven forest city”(or ewok shithole if your a pessimist) that we know existed. However, they got destroyed by plague in only about a hundred years, from one of the first recorded spanish expeditions. After that evidence was never found because the explorers left before the disease destroyed everything and didn't return again until after they had vanished and the idea was written off. recently with scanning technology there is evidence that the first report was in fact true. So how about that.

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based user join here and dump all of this shit
discord.gg/GfDC49

actually it is a kimera, a half-human, half-animal created via black magic

they had many sex slaves that were exotic, brightly feathered anthro women

fun times

based

why North Americans think Egyptians are South Africans???? is that a consequence of American public education system?

When did he have time to do any of that? Didn't Horus hated him from the very beginning due to set killing his father out of petty jealousness?

Americans think Africa consists of only one ethnicity

Why do you hate black people so much that you would spread these kinds of lies?

Ok buddy.

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Why the hell is Anubis fucking Sobek?
That's never part of any myths.

Not a black bf covered in silky black fur though

It is said that Medjed doesn't really have a form. But how formless=bedsheet, I have no idea.

I don't have the need to hate anyone in particular

Anubis best boy

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You're clearly a white supremacist and you probably worship Wepwawet

>he doesn't know

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horus#Conflict_between_Horus_and_Set

Is this real? Where are the pieces?

By the by, whatever happened to the original Egyptian language's evolution before it was supplanted by Arab shit?

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What are some good books about ancient Egypt, Egyptian mythology and so on? I'd like to read about this stuff, but don't know what to read.

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Yeah they not on enslaved the Jewish ancestors of the current film/game on industry but don't forget Christianity stole almost everything from the Egyptian relegion. Can't have that upsetting the estbalished order when all the mouth breathers realize someone made up their God

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>Mfw it's real
>Mfw it totally reads like gay fanfiction

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I'll take animals over any civilization that fell for the (((christian))) meme.

T. Seething set

move to mexico then you bitch
you'll fit right in

>this is the closest to anything that isn't a bland as piss human in modern religion
fuck this fucking world

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Best if you ask lit, this thread is going off topic way too fast.

You can just look at the sphinx and tell it looks unnatural and not simply erosion. The head is just too damn small for the body. The rest of the pieces are in the same place as the sphinx's nose.

>still not banned or deleted
I dare say the jannies are quite based today

Nigga, there are literally thousand of text up to manuals about the proper way to get sacrifices, look up florid wars and serve yourself

>According to The Contendings of Horus and Seth, Set is depicted as trying to prove his dominance by seducing Horus and then having sexual intercourse with him. However, Horus places his hand between his thighs and catches Set's semen, then subsequently throws it in the river so that he may not be said to have been inseminated by Set. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favorite food. After Set had eaten the lettuce, they went to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. The gods first listened to Set's claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answered from the river, invalidating his claim. Then, the gods listened to Horus' claim of having dominated Set, and call his semen forth, and it answered from inside Set.
Egyptian myths were delightfully weird.

>According to The Contendings of Horus and Seth, Set is depicted as trying to prove his dominance by seducing Horus and then having sexual intercourse with him. However, Horus places his hand between his thighs and catches Set's semen, then subsequently throws it in the river so that he may not be said to have been inseminated by Set. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favorite food. After Set had eaten the lettuce, they went to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. The gods first listened to Set's claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answered from the river, invalidating his claim. Then, the gods listened to Horus' claim of having dominated Set, and call his semen forth, and it answered from inside Set.[20][21]

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Could /his/ also help?

Pre-christian romans destroyed the celtic religion though

To be fair not much is known about the immaterial realms other than few rare accounts like your pic, most of the focus of the Bible is on the humans and on what's happening on earth properly

It lasted for another 1600-1700 years as Coptic until it finally died out and became a liturgical language only. All in all, Ancient Egyptian was a living language for more than 4600 years, which is incredibly impressive.

You have to be kidding me
Someone, a thousand or more years ago, wrote this gay shit on tablets and passed it down generations and generations subsequent

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and not much was known about the afterlife in egypt either, they just made it all up like the rest of the religion
half arsing it just so your oc god can do miracles but then declining to flesh out the parts of your lore that are different to just "lol its earth but with angels :^)" is the height of laziness

user, they know the value of semen

pretty cool huh?

Sure.

Don't be jealous

And people say that furries exist because of disney. They are the original degenerates

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They valued it because they didn't have much fiction created yet.

Pretty sure no one has any idea what you're trying to say

im going to masturbate to this

Hence why people grew disillusioned with that gay shit and abandoned it as more coherent ideas and philosophies spread.

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>lionman
>egyptian

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moses literally didnt even exist as a real person
theres way more proof of the historical Jesus than Moses

I actually forgot it was german. The way this world is dumb we will discover Hitler's fursona in a few years

>civilization that fell for the (((christian))) meme
You don't know that Rome collapsed because of the rich destroyed its backbone for personal gain?

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Egyptian "gay shit" was worshipped for longer than Christianity has even existed.

>everywhere hitler operates from is named after wolves
hmmmmm

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So Coptic is only used for liturgy? It's not even taught to the Copts themselves outside of church?

And now we are left with either boring Christcuckery or the batshit Mudslam. If there was a religion today where people worshipped two gay animal men that tried semen hijicks I might have actually been religious.