Confes

Confes

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Sometimes I’ll put in my headphones, play a video game or anime battle soundtrack, and pace around my house and imagine myself and my friends in situations that the characters in that game/anime are in. I get really, really into it

I've masturbated while turtling as engineer on 2fort before, it's really easy to do as long as people protect you

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I fapped to the world serpent from God of war once....And I'll probably do it again.

I haven't played a video game since 2015 yet i constantly start and perpetuate arguments about games i haven't played, sometimes I even pretend to be the other combatant of an argument that I or others started

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I mean I used to do that when I was in high school so i guess you're not alone?

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I did this with Game of Thrones

Everyone who has an imagination has done this at some point

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I actually bought a PS4

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What about that thing gets you off?

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I want to draw video game porn but I also want to work in the entertainment industry at some point.
I'm afraid to post lewds online on the off-chance that a future employer might find them and fire me.
Fuck social media for making this timeline possible. I wish Myspace had never come to me, Sam!

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Let me guess, virgin?

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user, if you're willing to draw porn, there is always someone willing to pay. The only issue is that one day, if the money isn't flowing in as much as you'd like, you'll need to ask yourself "How much wonderbread and deforestation am I willing to draw?"

are you the same dude I see while I wait for the bus? He paces around randomly with some weeb shit playing in his headphones, sometimes he decides to run and jump over stuff like tables.
People always look at him with pity and act as if he is mentally disabled.
You aren't that dude are you?

No never in public, only in private.

lmao kys

I bought undertale on the switch

i feel ya, guess i'm just too alone

I bought Dead by Daylight yesterday on a whim and have already logged 22 hours

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>wonderbread and deforestation

I had to google that- had myself a good 3 minute kek. Goddamn, if only all private commissions were this...wholesome.

But seriously, I know people are willing to do transactions privately and that's not a big worry for me.
Its the nature of art and recognition that bugs me.
Art is like handwriting- you can always tell who made a thing. And for artists who are popular, or just work with rare IP's- their work gets traded around more.
Its easier to spot.

Now, I'm not a pissbaby who hates seeing my work get posted anywhere after it gets payed for. I love it when people enjoy my stuff and share it around.
Its just moral-fags that creep me out.
My worst fear is having some SJW kiddie ferret my work back to my future boss, crying about how "gross and disrespectful" I am.
I don't think I could live it down.

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>Wonderbread and deforestation
Do I want to know what these are euphemisms for?

Minus the headphones/music I usually do this while im laying in bed right before I go to sleep. Ill close my eyes and get really into an imaginary scenario involving people I know. Best thing about the method is the fantasy sometimes carries into my dream.

Yes, you do user.
You owe it to yourself to Google this.

I basically just sit around and wait for my friends to get online. I don't like having nobody to talk to...

>Mfw they aren’t even euphemisms

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I like, and actively engage in baneposting, cunnyposting and sneedposting but Joeyposting makes me gag.

That's what makes it hot!

I report anyone who swears or say racist stuff in chat just to pissed them off.

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What a nigger

HAVE SEX INCEL

But think about it, if you make enough money then you won't have to work for other people, meaning it'll never come up. If you have the mental fortitude to deal with less than savoury customers then you've got a great source of income and you don't have to work below someone to get it.

It vores kratos and his shota son in one mission

I can see where youre coming, user. But I dont have the kinda clout or fandom that some of the old guard has when it comes to lewds.
Im not as good with composition like Jo Chen, and I dont have the output of someone like, say, Sakimichan.
I dont think Patreon money will sustain me without some monolithic effort on my part.
So I have to do my part in the wageslave mines. ;_;
Lewds can only be a side gig.

I keep falling for the hype/leaks even though I know it just leads to heartbreak.

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I don't think I've posted a serious post here for 3 years now.

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Ready to enjoy Death Stranding, friend?

Fresh college grad here

I accidentally applied to 20+ jobs with my gamer alias email address instead of my career-focused one

I do this too, is it not normal?

>just to pissed them off
but do they know you reported them?

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I jacked off to the scene in pokemon mystery dungeon where you and your partner get tied up and the sabeleyes are gonna kill you

I knew about the wonderbread thing, but not deforestation, I am fucking dying

I just jerked off to a girl saying nigger to the camera

I pretend I'm a video game boss when I'm on the shitter.

I only pay attention to comments with images on them

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