Clown boss

unf

It's just part of the make-up.

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his old age is going to get him sooner than the aids.

How is this in any way related to Jim?

Does she swallow that ballon down to her throat as a magic trick?

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His voice doesn’t actually sound like that, does it?

What the fuck am I listening to?

What the fuck is even going on

Someone redpill me on Shmorky

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After twisting it into a poodle

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i dont know either user

hwat in god's cock?

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fucking squeeky voice faggot

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explain what the fuck I'm listening to

Jesus this is like over a decade old innit

>look up shmorky again
>find novel-length tumblr post that disproves the allegations
i'm diving in anons, wish me luck

Is this the clown thread?

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>You'll never have a girl who gets this crazy just because you aren't dicking her hard

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Why is there a clown toobee

Alt outfit in Soul Calibur 6.

i don't even

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Customized. Clown 2B will never be official in any canon.

So how's life for you guys? Any interesting goings on? New goals? It's one of those threads so let's go

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>"disproves"
this is not nor ever will be worth your time

What the fuck am i listening to?

Kinda accepting I fucked up my life by not knowing what I want to do with it until 25 and having absolutely none of the qualifications for it from high school. It will take years to even qualify to apply for the college course.

How about you, user?

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started gardening. that's pretty fun

I'm waiting for an employer to (not) call me back.
Running out of things to distract myself while I sit on the computer, phone in hand, multiple emails open. It's becoming unbearable. I was hoping some clown posting would happen.

Studying
fuck limits

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Come back! It's not worth it! Let Yea Forums help you at least!

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Sunday Night enjoying some Ice Cream I got. Things could be worse. Finally finished my studies and currently working at a job in my field, not really satisfying work as I don't like management but overall I'm feelin' pretty okay.

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>Shmorky
Why in the name of Jesus Christ did you show this? Where the fuck are the mods!?

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Quit my job. Now I guess I'm a NEET.

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Wh-what did he do?

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I have two final exams due 3 days apart. College is hell. If I fail, I can at least take consolation that I didn't pay a dime for this semester.

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That girl needs to leave Spongebob alone!

>what app and twitter
Nope.

If it makes you feel better I was in the same situation until I was 22 and now I'm graduating Uni in a year and a shoe in for the masters program. Getting your highschool doesn't actually take that long if you go at it hard and if you do something that doesn't take as much education you can still catch up. This isn't a feel good speech, it's very realistic to fix things. You'll always be 3-4 years "behind" but that isn't how things work once you start a career so it doesn't matter. Dude who goes to Uni at 19 and enters his career at 23 is going to retire at just about the same time as someone who starts at your age, biggest factor there is pay. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and fix it.

best shit I've heard all day

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I thought that If I did great in university I would get job no problem.
It's been almost a year someone fucking kill me.

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I'm learning to bake. I've gotten pretty good at bread but I tried to make some burger buns. The recipe I got online was absolutely not for burger buns. I gave a bit of the dough a test bake and it made a lovely scone. I don't understand how that happened. I trusted it anyway and those were the worst burgers I've ever eaten.

; help clown absorbing me in maint

kiwifarms.net/threads/shmorky-david-kelly-daisy-kay-sandypants-peaches-the-puppy-ex-fiance-amanda-mandy-mullen.23467/

My best friend and I had a falling out a couple of years back, on the account that his girlfriend hated my guts and he was pussywhipped to hell.
Anyway, I sent him a message on facebook the other day asking if he'd like to be a guest at my wedding, and he saw it almost immediately. Dots showed up implying a response, and then went away. I waited, waited some more. Now it's been 3 days, and I still don't have a response.

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The fuck is this.

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I drank a can of soda after not having it for about a year and I feel like I'm going to pop, so much gas is inside me but I'm not nauseous or achey, can just feel my distended stomach and it's ridiculous, I am glad I quit drinking this shite

>16 is considered pedophilia
excuse me what

>This is your average /pol/tard

yikes

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>2016
Oh, it's literally nothing then

Starting college again after almost a fucking decade of dropping out. I've never been so nervous about anything. It's such a surreal feeling.

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Transexuals suffering mental illness, happens every day.

writing my story and creating my characters soon after

Tell him you aren't mad at him and that you'd like to reconnect. To please not be embarrassed or whatever is holding him back and just respond, speak his mind.
If he still doesn't then it's on him. Break down the barriers very directly.

What about Mime girls

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>that fucking voice

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>tranny
Basically that's why he sounds like that, he is trying to emulate a girls voice.

it's such a fucking ride

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY THREAD
I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT CLOWN GIRLS

He's 30 you retard.

Good thread.

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What the fuck?

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>Blightning skeleton boss
>I've got an ohm to pick with you!

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That's the punchline. *Honk Honk*

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I just got promoted at work, I have all the money and freedom in the world to make me satisfied and I have zero debt. I own a house in California in one of the most populated cities. I feel like I accomplished the American dream and don't have a partner to share it with.

The only thing keeping me going is JoJo and Chernobyl. I honestly like I don't connect with anyone. I always feel that my own accomplishments set me apart from the people who can't do it on their own. I just want someone to tell me I'm good enough.

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>clown car boss
>is an actual clown car

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A bit sad but doing my best everyday, im learning some Tarot right now.

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so what
age of consent is 16 in some states

Let it go, bro. You did your part. Maybe you'll hear back in a year or never again

I'm considering talking to a therapist to get over my misanthropy and general hedgehog like qualities.

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with jews you always lose

congrats on the wedding anob :)

>Hedgehog like qualities
Do you go fast?

I got fired from my job for sneezing

MEOWTH DATS......er....CORRECT!!

youtube.com/watch?v=T5O9faWyi_A

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I wish. I keep trying to stay away from other people despite feeling extremely lonely. I'm not a NEET, I just have an unnatural disgust for people, and I think this site did it to me

Go on

Would you?

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I'm ashamed to say I have a collection of mime girl/mime TF art.

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Absolutely

Would you?

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you have my attention mime collector

I WOULD HIT IT SO HARD WHOEVER PULLED ME OUT WOULD BE CROWNED KING OF ENGLAND

>feel an urge to sneeze while working
>food job so I turn around and get away from food prep areas/food before sneezing
>mouth and nose are both covered
>go wipe my nose off in the back by a sink then wash my arms and hands thoroughly
>come back to my post
>boss suddenly gets really angry at me for "picking my nose in view of customers"
>the one guy I was serving clearly didn't care at all
>boss sends me home early regardless
>next week only have 1 day of work
>week after same thing, but when I show up that day my boss says I'm fired for "performance issues" (have been working here almost 2 years now under 3 separate bosses of which the other two had no issues with me, the current boss just took over a couple weeks before the sneeze)
>ask for specifics
>she mentions the sneeze
>ask her "are there any actual reasons because firing me for sneezing seems extreme"
>she says some half-assed excuse about my hair
>point out that other people have hair just as long and wear it the same way I do with no issues
>she just dodges the question
If this wasn't an at-will state i would be pressing charges, but since I live in a shithole where blue collar workers have only slightly more rights than slaves (Florida) she can literally fire me for sneezing if she wants to. I did write down the corporate PR numbers though since it's obviously just her being a cunt and am giving them a call once I sort out my reemployment situation.

Wat

yes

Covered up her clown car to make the jannies happy.

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>I WOULD HIT IT SO HARD WHOEVER PULLED ME OUT WOULD BE CLOWNED KING OF ENGLAND
ftfy

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why are clowns so erotic, I'm supposed to be afraid of them

>It's one of those threads so let's go
No it ain't. Fuck off, tourist.

Man early web humor fucking sucked.

Theres a little line between fear and seduction

I'll try, but damn, does it hurt. We were fucking bros, man. He named his feylne in MH after me ;~;
Thanks user.

You cant just say that and not post anything, user.

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MUH AD REVENUE!

>fired after working for two years for sneezing/the new boss doesn't like you
Can they really do that to you in the USA? Sounds fucking horrible.

Are people here this sad that they actually want a clown gf

What corporation? I work for publix, its next to impossible to get fired here. I work in the deli department, which means we work the most with raw and RTE foods. One of my co workers came into work with literal shit on her pants, and always has her hair falling out of her fucking hair net and never says a thing. I sneeze all the time, because the breading we use for our chicken irritates my nose.
Florida is a fucking shithole though, man. I hate this place. I miss Ohio.

my life is a joke might as well add more to it

Women are shit bosses. She probably sucked someone off for that position.

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>"Guys, Quit clowning around, I'll ICE these chumps myself!"
>Geronimo uses fire attacks
EDVINAS YOU FUCKING RUSSIAN MILITARY BADGE CONGLOMERATE.
YOU FUCKING CLOWN.
CLOWN MAN.
CLOWN BOY.
BETTER FIX THIS IN MONSTER UPDATE.

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So what you're saying is to never eat shit from a Publix

Women aren't funny.

What's going on?? ?
>I'm noT preTENDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kek

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Is this what a mental breakdown looks like if it was written?

Most of it is from the same artist since he's the only one who puts this stuff out.

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>go to Vons
>bakery employees are always clean as fuck with hairnets and gloves
>they make like 22 bucks an hour
fuck it, I'll spend the extra to make sure my food isn't poisoned by fucking assholes

Is that Shmorky going nuts or his wife?

its a carnival of garbage
a trash carousel if you will.

Well. Basically, yea. Better than subway though, trust me.

How much do the ride tickets cost? Besides my sanity and self respect?

>Girlfriend broke up with me because "I wasn't paying enough attention to her" and complained we didnt see eachother enough, even though both our financial and work situations dont allow us to see eachother a lot
>Also uses the excuse "I was holding her back from doing fun things" like going to partys, bars, and social gatherings
>also gets embarrassed when I don't come along to a bar or party and has to explain to her friends "yeah haha he didn't want to come" and wants to avoid those "embarrassing situations"
>blatantly lied to me and said "Im breaking up with you because I want you to find someone better than me" and then I called her out on her bullshit and admitted it was because I wasnt paying attention to her
>haha we can still be together in like 10 years, youre a good dad type

Got pretty pissed, unfriended her on everything for lying and not just telling me the truth, and also it sounds like a really selfish reason to break up with someone.
Made some online dating website profiles, turns out they're shit, and now sorta depressed.

Otherwise Ive been playing Terraria Calamity for the first time, that's pretty fucken fun.

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Depends on the state. Some states are "at-will" states which means you can be fired at any time for any reason as long as it's not illegal discrimination. Other states (not shitholes) require a good reason for you to be fired.
Chipotle. Although the last two bosses were great and the new boss is admittedly good at running the store in every other way, she just treats her employees like shit especially if she didn't like them like with me. She's had it out for me ever since I refused to give people less food than what the official Chipotle guidelines required (4 oz, or one heaping scoop). The sneeze was just her excuse since I guess she was finally fed up with me giving people the proper portions and not ripping them off.
Publix is a shit chain and everyone who likes it is ignorant. Their shit is completely overpriced and yet lower in quality than other chains; they only get away with it due to having a monopoly in the regions they operate in. Absolutely the worst supermarket chain I have ever had to deal with and it makes me sorely miss even Safeway, which was hilariously the worst supermarket we had in my hometown.

Porn's been good lately

I'm trying not to just play video games and actually do something that could benefit me later in life.
Instead, I'm going to make Youtube videos about games, starting with Risk Of Rain 2. I hope it works out.
Been struggling to keep motivation up, but I'm hoping to push through and have it out before the game has its first major update.

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there's some genuine psychopath shit going on here with how he talks

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Sharing is caring user.

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I thought if I would listen to the whole thing I'd understand what was happening. I was wrong.

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How so? Clown boy seems to be deflecting a lot, but I don't blame him. Tumblrina seems legitimately unhinged.

>Boss Boss
>"Would you like to sign this card for Janet's birthday? We're throwing her a little party in the break room. Hope to see you there!"

the way that he keeps going "you're doing this and now you're doing this" to gain control over the argument

Is this how women argue? She's just saying the same things over and over.

Brother, I just got out of that exact hole a couple days ago. I was unemployed for months and it beat down on me. Your call will come, but you have to keep trying.

Good point. I guess you're right. They both seem like messed up people in different ways. I just want to know why he has a goddamn clown voice.

Damn. I know how you feel though I'm less successful than you. I hope you find someone man. You at least sound good enough.

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dios mio...

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Stop trying to make me attracted to clowns you fucks. The last thing I need is to try and ask my next gf to cosplay as a clown for me during sex. Fuck off pls.

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Thanks for derailing the thread faggot, fucking hang yourself!

>i hear shouting and movement inside my house
guess i'm about to die anons. it's been a fun ride

is she sneezing a pizza out of her nose what

I don't like clowns but I like slightly fucked up teeth

put me on your will

Thanks user, it helps.

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ANOOOOON NOOOO

you can have my eyes

>not being a /k/ommando and arming yourself to the teeth
You brought this on yourself, desu.

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If you hear the honking get louder just run away!

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>tfw you ask your clown gf if you can creampie her but she just wants you to cum in her pussy

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sauce

hey that's whiteface

for fuck sakes lads

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I have finals this week, have a shit load of stuff to finish up. Interviewing for other retail postions next week as well which is another thing. Trying to stay focused and not drop out of school

Uh I had a job interview this morning went pretty well
I'm just gonna try to block out the horrible knowledge I've gained through this thread with the hope of employment a cute clowns

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nvm found it

Working a shitty job to pay for a shitty deegree. I dislike almost everybody I am studying with.

I get to play music weekly so it's not that bad.

can you help a brother out?

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ha ha she sounds like total garbo. My gf pulled similar shit. My only mistake was being depressed for too long about it. Life goes on. The depressed brain has a way of closing in on itself and making dudes feel like shit but the truth is you two weren't mean to be, you're done now, so enjoy your single life and be on the lookout for the next one

really though, bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

This made my day user, just so you know

God damn this bitch the mayor of titty city

is that a bingor?

she's flat

I have no idea what this is. Context please.

They are not mutually exclusive. A girl can consent at the age of 16, 13 in some countries even. Still an adult above age fucking a minor is still considered and taken to court as pedophillia even if the minor is age of consent, in some states and countries it has to be a certain age disparity in others flat out 18 years old on 17 years old takes you to jail.

Age of consent applies mostly to minors having sex, and also works as an extenuating circumstance if an adult sexes a minor.

rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2736020

In the middle of applying to vet schools, finally got my shit together at 27 and decided to follow my dreams without fear of failure.
Just got out of my first real long term relationship, finally realized how bad we were for each other. Lonely, but it hurts a lot less than it did originally.
Somewhere between frozen with fear and more excited than I have ever been in my life for the future.

thanks

You can get unemployed. Even if it gets denied you can appeal and win. Run that shit out and fuck them over.

I graduated medicine and I have to take what in my country is the National Medical Residency Exam. It's somewhat hard, very long (400 questions, 6 hours long) and if I fail I basically cucked myself out of getting a residency. You can only take it twice before having to wait two years and I need to make sure do I pass it this time.

I am very scared, not because I might not make it, but rather if I do my comfortable life of indulging in videogames, anime and other worldy slovenly hobbies will come to an end.

>recognize who this is
Are those new and only for supporters?

It's atranny. What the fuck did you expect, newfag?

straight from reddit
Shmorky and Lowtax were friends, and Shmorky was also a roommate of his.

Shmorky sort of went right off the progressive deep end and decided he was asexual or transexual or something (I really don't know the particulars) and started affecting the high pitch 'effeminate' voice that Lowtax said he was getting sick of. Please note that the weird way he was speaking was not his normal voice and he was doing it for...reasons.

Lowtax decided to cut ties to Shmorky because of the weapons grade levels of crazy he was dealing with and there's been a lot of strange drama going on. Lowtax is also apparently making a half-hearted attempt at normalizing his life (he recently got re-married and is involved in the forums of his website again after being an absentee owner for years) and I'm going to go out on a limb and say associating with a diaper-fur who speaks in a singsong voice and has a crazy transsexual "fiancee" rated pretty low on things to include in his life. Fiancee is in quotation marks because I really don't know the exact nature of the relationship and I don't know if the term was adopted mockingly or they were actually engaged or whatever.

Shmorky also didn't kill himself, but he did attempt suicide and was hospitalized for it. His Patreon had something about "hospital doodles."

The pedophile accusations came about because Shmorky spent a lot of time with Lowtax's kids and given his diaper fur fetish shit he used to do people formed some conclusions over it. Near as I can tell it is all speculation and nothing real definitive has come out.

You might get some more information from Something Sensitive, or kiwifarms.

psychopath does not just mean crazy, fuckhead
stupid fucking cretin
it's a certain kind of malevolent manipulative personality

>I own a house in California
Cringe

>>haha we can still be together in like 10 years, youre a good dad type
Sounds like you dodged a bullet there desu

Are mimes censorship advocates? They seem to like silence, and the left DO like to silence their opponents.

Mimes vs clowns when?

You know, I used to think these threads were a tragedy

Gonna be honest I don't remember the artist's name even though I follow them on Twitter

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>clowngirls have huge feet
This has potential

>clown girl walks up to you
>she pulls out condom
>Instead of using it on you she inflates it, makes a balloon animal, pops it and tells you to go in raw in her clown pussy

I think I am going to have to get a loan for college. This shit is taking too long and I don't want to go to the army.
It's never too late to go to school.

>not one honk
No way, fag.

12 mags, Take it or leave it.

What game?

I'm pretty okay. My mom is really on my ass about getting a job, and I really don't want one (though I really want money.) I'm not a commie or anything, I just want to be comfy

oh non.

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Overall pretty good but I'm starting to develop/return to some bad habits, I'm spending more money than I used to, and it's a lot of small spends which are adding up.

I recently had a short 1 week relationship online with a cute guy, I became overly obsessed with him, it was the first time I had ever had romantic feelings for someone, and when a conversation went in a direction implying he didn't like me anymore I lost my mind and went on a ten minute tirade abusing the hell out of him and totally souring the whole thing beyond repair. I'll never talk to him again now.
But the experience has spurred me into trying to improve myself, namely improving my social skills. I'm already taking steps to make friends, I'm going to a counselling appointment to see if I could get any professional advice for what's wrong with me.
It would never have been anything long lasting, I'm sure of it, but it's a shame I had to end it that way. But hopefully I didn't hurt him too much, and I can use it as a valuable experience and an opportunity for growth.

I just hope I can know what love is like some day.

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i'll be your partner :3

if you give me money

i understand that feel, but if you aren't really doing anything of importance, might as well get a part-time job at least so you have some money to use and contribute.

There's also a thing with a invisible box, but that's to lewd for here

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I do sort of want a job because it'll give me something to do besides watch anime all day but I got a serious case of the 'tism and I feel like nobody would want to employ me anyway. I used to get le bullied in school because I'm shy and soft spoken, so I think any employer that interviews me will think "I don't want this faggot working for me"

Study someting useful, then. Bonus if you're interested in it.
That's how I got out. I studied a trade that I was interested in, and that made me much more employable in that field. It also meant I dind't have to slave in some McJob for years.

living in a very small town at the moment, one of those towns that's centered on one big thing for it's revenue, which is oil in this case.
other than that, there are no open jobs, and i'm kind of wasting away here.
if my mother didn't own the house i'm currently in, i'd be proper fucked.

Congrats in your wedding user, hope it goes well

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I found out the girl I'm in love with loves me back but also still loves her boyfriend. I feel happy but a bit unsure because of the situation. I hope I can actually confess. I wonder how she's gonna react and if she'll choose me.

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I headcanon the dude's voice as clown pepe voice

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Got work in 6 hours
Cant sleep

The only new games I'm playing lately are eroge. Where have all the good games gone?

was just told by my boss that i could stay home and work today cause his daughter has diarrhea

so guess who's going back to fuckin bed bitches

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I just came here what the fuck did the mods delete
I need to know

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based mods

Nah, I just have that slight bit of dread that you get when you don't do anything. I wish there were some way to jump start myself.

>toe-cleavage

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>giving the dork honkers
Blasphemy

I recently taught myself how to play piano and read sheet music.
So now instead of sitting in my room all day doing nothing and video games, I practice piano and video games.
Wasted energy, really.

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Why don't you try learning something you might actually use practically?

Such as?

have sex

He could start making his own music and shill himself out to indie devs

>He could start making his own music and shill himself out to indie devs
You're right, I could. I didn't even think of that as a possibility.
Then I can hire a prostitute and make happy.

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STOP GIVING ME A FUCKING CLOWN FETISH GOD DAMMIT I HATE THIS BOARD

My dad had a meltdown after hearing that my mom had a boyfriend. Me and my older brother have been helping her with my handicapped brother and they were already divorced. It's been seven years but I guess somethings just hurt no matter what. First time I've heard someone cry like that.

Anyways, I have no idea what I'm doing or how to handle this, but I'm moving out I guess to live with him for while until I get a life of my own. Ever since I was 18 I've been wasting my life being an extra set of arms and legs to help supervise my handicapped brother and everyone's going insane or being stressed to hell and back and I was already about to fucking explode so I guess it's all for the best.

What's the best way to get a life? I don't have grand aspiration. I just want to acquire money for a living, get my own apartment, and get a girlfriend by the time I'm 29. The only thing I'm good at is teaching children, so I guess I want to be a teacher?

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Depends on what you do on a daily basis. For example, you could learn Japanese like a huge portion of this site to get into more games and anime. is also a good idea.

Google BJ McNaughty. Stripper i saw once from the Jerry Springer show

art is something you can keep getting better at your whole life.

A disabled family member really is a curse.
Maybe teaching would be good, you'd have a lot of experience dealing with vulnerable people. Although if you're a male you won't be able to get a job teaching anything below high school level.

>YWN have a clown GF
No solace.

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first thing that comes to mind

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Life's been getting better. Started a startup with some friends and they're pretty pumped about it. Thing is, no matter how much better it gets I always get a feeling of emptiness. This last month there hasn't been a day I didnt think about suicide and I don't understand why.

I think I hate everything I'm doing right now and i don't know what to do. Should I give up? Should i keep going? I've been sleeping about 2 hours per day out of anxiety for about a week now and I don't understand why. I just want out. I want this to stop

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is this YIIK?

Only if you make sure she's tested. And you wear 2 condoms just in case, even then I doubt I'd be ready to trust "working girls".

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>Although if you're a male you won't be able to get a job teaching anything below high school level.
I don't care. I have a good skillset when teaching people younger than me and I'm still bitter about how inadequate my education was in every regard except math which I hate

where do people go to hire prostitutes? How much do they cost? I want to know before I'm 25 if I get desperate

This is so captivating, but extremely off putting at the same time. What's the appeal of clowns?

Really depends on where you live and how much money you have.

USA and enough, but not too much

Sexy and funny. Sunny

Can't any girl fit that though?

>And you wear 2 condoms just in case
Fucking retard, the friction from them will rubbing on one another will cause both to break.

don't fall for the prostitute meme. youtu.be/5iJBub9vSgs?t=501

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Any normal time, I'd joke and say yes. But that's a mod for Lisa: The Painful RPG.

Children aren't sexy.

It's not all like that is it?

About to finish my associates degree before I go off to my dream university. Feeling pretty good but physically starved of human contact. But I've dealt with it before so it's no big deal.

it is weird that Shmorky and his GF fighting sounds like Double D arguing with Marie Kanker

Anyway here's a cute clown girl

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Speaking from experience?

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What the fuck was it?

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>Double D arguing with Marie Kanker

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No, I just listen to other people and know how to do a google search.

It was a YouTube animator guy arguing with his girlfriend or wife. He had a really high pitched voice. She kept screaming about how she wants him to attack her or rape her or something. He kept saying he was scared and that she needed help. It was pretty weird.

>Mega Man 11 boss
>Actually does a pun about their weapon

the one (1) time. ONE (1) TIME, where this is actually makes me smile.

>he has friends that had sex
That makes you a normalfag by proxy, get out of here.

>clown boss
>entire outfit was reccomended by /fa/

>sex is an automatic sign of normalfaggotry
Do you realize how easy it is to have sex and just how big half the population is? Even if you ignore this, proxy wouldn't even work in this situation.

ohhh, this one?

a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3#_=_

I just want to play video games until I die and everyone else to fuck off and pay my bills

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Spoken like a true normalfag. Back to facebook with you.

Yes, that is exactly what it was.

The fuck?

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>picking up girls on the street
>not finding them online through legitimate means
Here in Edmonton, you're allowed to hire a prostitute online and fuck them. Don't pick up and strange off the street.

>ywn honk a cute clown girl

some prostitutes can be pretty cute

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That was deleted for a reason user ...

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WHAT IN THE GOD DAMN.

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Shmorky's wife has a brain aneurysm.
A classic.

>that has a wife
Whats Yea Forums's excuse?

fate extra

the clown eats babbies.

Just tie her to the bed and bruttaly cuddle her.

??? what the fuck am i listening to . the girl is fucking psycho "just punch me already just do it!!!!"

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it's the 'levitating pizza' meme

cute

You say that like being married is somehow a good thing and not a massive negative drain on your life and time on earth

>his voice

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>lenny_from_shark_tale_has_a_domestic_dispute.mp3

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Someone post a pic of this alleged human being to convince me he's not a parody

fucking kek

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She suffers from acute shizophrenia, and was under meds to control it.
When Shmorky went completely batshit insane with SJWism and became a clown tranny, he convinced her that neuromeds were "unnatural" and forced her to stop taking her medication for schizophrenia.

The poor girl had been living a completely normal life for years, and he ruined her mental health because of his insane "just bee urself" mentality. He would push her, use her illness against her, and convince her that the internet was angry with her for everything she did.
Then, once he succeeded in making her have a breakdown from her illness, he started recording to make it sound like she was abusing him.

Schmorky is human garbage. He unironically deserves a very slow death, what he did was inhumane.

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absolute degenerate

careful what you wish for lest your wish be granted

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They can, but any job that does this you don't want to work for in the first place. Any job actually worth their salt would never do this to an employee or at least come up with a better excuse or unions would rape them.

Shmorky is the prime example of why you shouldn't "Be yourself".

What game?

Reminder that Shmorky is almost 40 years old, and was at least 35 years old at the time of these recordings.

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a 35 year old squeaky voiced diaper furry faggot can get a 16 year old gf, and Yea Forums is still a virgin

>clown girl
Time to add another fetish to the pile.

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who's this clown cutie?

You wouldn't bully a clown, would you?

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cool clown's club

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>Monkey Boss
>"No more MONKEYING AROUND
>"Im going BANANAS"

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>desert boss
>you'll gets your just desserts!

having a mentally ill attention whore gf isn't a good thing. i bet maintaining her costs more money than using prostitutes that'd look and serve you better

is there a PNG guide on what i need to make a clown 2b?

>Skeleton Boss
>"I've got a BONE to pick with you!"

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C L U N N Y

STOP FETISHIZING CLOWNS YOU, NAZIS!

God that episode was so kino. The part with Mud 2 was the funniest shit I've seen in years.

Kek

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oi mate you got a loicence for them b'loons?

>Wheelchair Boss
>Unfortunately for you, I'm HELL ON WHEELS

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Ace Detective: Trails of Tyrion Lannister

>yarn wig
I forgot about that

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>that voice

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>"You're in a skeleTON of trouble now!"

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I'm down to clown

I wanted an Ace Attorney thread.

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what type of mickey mouse bullshit is this

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People are pre-pubescent until they magically mature into adulthood at their 18th anniversary.

t.muttland

How can I get an actual clown gf IRL?

A degen trans man and a degen woman fought. They both are pedo furfags.

Grab a knife and run at them screaming and waving your arms above your head.

I didn't need to hear that

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This is b8 right? There's no way a man(male) can talk like that.

Shmorky is barely even human

youtube.com/watch?v=kjd898wfub8&t