Why didn't Risky just kill Shantae?

>Having to face the bitter end of the deal you had with all your minions, where you promised them conditional breastsex for their servitude.
>Being bitchfaced about the whole ordeal as all you can think to do is surround yourself in the setting of the sunny beach, where maybe you can get some sort of pleasure out of the sunbeams while your men take you like sweaty, desperate hounds one after another.
>Though you try your hardest to show nothing but contempt and indignance, you try and hide your swelling, fat futa blueberry cock between your thick thighs.

It really is one of the best narrative games of the generation.

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>pigs talking about a good platformer asking about which character "tastes better"
Ugh. Disgusting. This is why we need feminism.

Not all of us like seeing department store mannequins having sex

I like it

But user, we do have feminism. That's why Oscar Mike could kill the female characters in Battleborn.

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Ugh. Disgusting. This is why we need feminism.

Shantae is a “nobody dies” game.
The villain are evil, but not evil enough to commit murder.

>Game has to have death to be seen as enjoyable

Shut the fuck up

Pirate master killed a ton of people... off screen

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>One villain literally grinds up mermaids into monster food to sell for cash
>Resorts to using human girls with fish on their legs as a replacement ingredient when he runs out of mermaids
>Rotty later wins a year's supply of the monster food and looks forward to eating it all

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shantae kills tons of things
she is the true villain

And is oddly cavalier about it too.

Remember that guy she turned to stone then shattered?

Nobody said that was a bad thing you sensetive bitch.

Sauce?

And by eating, they of course mean "eating out".

Shantae with pubes.

Yes or no?

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No pit hair (stubble at the most)
Pubes neatly trimmed in a cute heart shape

Why didn't Batman just rape Joker?

Shantae ruins your plans regularly but is not intelligent enough to decently restrain you and spares your life every single time.
Cleans your messes for free.
Has saved you from your Doomsday of a beast Boss.
Maybe she has some reason to want to keep her alive.

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no.

Wrong board Jim

Is she wearing a hijab? More of that

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well i'm puking now

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Man, this dude makes Yea Forums autism seem like a nice picnic adventure in comparison.

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Because she comes from the civilized yet veliable version of turkey that fiction can create also Muslim religion either never existed there or got extinguished

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she's from a timeline where abraham was drowned as a baby

If Rottytops' soul still exists separately from her body, who the fuck is controlling her body?

Human Rotty is only awake when Zombie Rotty is asleep, and vice-versa.

If they're the same person, then why does Human Rotty not know Shantae? Or indeed anything Zombie Rotty knows in general?

Because she's dead and in Hell

That doesn't really explain it.

Pube Shantae is the best

Any update on the Rotty flash?

They don't really address how Human Rotty became Zombie Rotty or why they don't seem to know what the other does other than that Human Rotty perceives Zombie Rotty's life as dreams. If WayForward actually decides to move the fucking plot along again in 5 instead of a vague retread you might get an answer