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whom the fuck you niggas gonna be maining
Tiny for unlocking
Norms for online
haha, yeah I can't wait to go home noobtubing from my cereal-box on the way across Alterac valley
>home
Why are there so many ABinBev shills?
Dingodile for primary, Coco for secondary. Nina for random if she's actually in.
A mix of Crunch, Dingodile, and Tiny, with a little Coco on the side when I'm in the mood for bandicunny
More like Cereal Team Racing.
Ooh, I really hope this smashfag meme doesn't spread to other things.
Is that official art?
>when USF kicks in
Is Coco the only female character in Nitro-Fueled?
SOUL
mac milar
Probably.
Yes. Beenox are based an hate women and minorities
what platform are you getting it on bros?
Possibly. But the trophy babes live in our hearts.
PS4, probably switch later cause that's what some of my friends use.
And PC if It happens of course.
gangbang
>forgetting N.Trans.
I want to love coco!
I'll be rotating N. Tropy, Komodo Joe, and Crash just like I did on PS1
Tawna will be a pick for me as well if she gets confirmed (ideally if she's a speed kart, because usually they have poor visibility and she'd be much easier to see over than Tiny).
Ripper Roo. Him or Nitrous Oxide in his hoverkart. I've waited to play as him for 20 years.
Get in the slow lane, buddy!
Poor community content creation post release is not based. There needs to be more female characters.
Tawna is so lovely.
Shame she won't be a racer.
and israel, you'll notice the lack of jewish characters. they're true gamers at heart.
I'll be playing everyone, but mains are Pinstripe and Small Norm.
Why? It seems like you want her not to be.
Gonna be maining coco. And I'll be playing mostly with family members. Zero fucks.
It doesn't even make sense in Smash context.
>Stevefags call Banjo a cereal mascot
>Even though Incineroar was the original 'cereal mascot'
>And he got fucking in
Anyway, who /norm/ here?
I honestly see it happening. It's not like it would be hard to add her. They added all the CNK racers which they had to model and animate. They already had models for tawna and the other ND characters.
What? No, he's right here.
But Papu is an abo and Crunch is a nigger.
She'll be a cameo. Maybe a mural or banner like the N.Brio/Nina ones we've already seen.
dingodile
always dingodile
I like Sunday Dad Golfer Big Norm
What makes you so sure is what I asked
Excuse me for being a big dumb, but did she ever speak in the remaster?
i preordered
she gasps, but doesn't have any actual speaking lines
She silent like Crash
Rotating between Ripper Roo, N. Trance, Fake Crash and N. Tropy, but mainly Fake Crash. All of them just had to be unlockables but at least you can get Ripper Roo fast.
N. Gin to start Adventure Mode since he was my OG main, Ripper Roo for turning, Cortex for balanced, N. Trance for acceleration, and Big Norm for speed.
Just be patient
I thought that turbo tunnel was the coolest shit ever when I was a kid. It made N. Gin my favorite character for some reason.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
?
Why is it called Crash Team Racing anyway? I get the Crash and Racing parts, but Team?
Why is Coco looking at Crash like that?
Everyone is teaming up against Oxide
N. Gin for Adventure Mode
N. Trance for Arcade/Online
It looks incredible in some spots
The game is teaming with fun!
Because it's the crash team.
The group of people featuring crash bandicoot
Any confirmation yet if removal of the Trophy Girls is every edition or just PS4?
these threads are beginning to feel like naughty dog productions...if you know what I mean.
They misplaced the titles, CNK should be called Crash Team Racing for the team mechanics and CTR should be called Nitro Kart, for Nitrous Oxide.
Suddenly... NINA TEAM RACING!
Coco is really good at spreading her legs
no shutup
They did so well with Sewer Speedway.
what's her problem, anyway?
>RISE MY DARK STALLION
>PLEASE
>tfw still 20 seconds too late for the platinum relic after getting all 65 crates sewer speedway
>drift boosting around corners I always end up missing something
>that shortcut is always a pain to get into
How do I git gud?
I'm sad because we don't have antigrav anymore, but glad because they changed that ugly yellow color. Electron Avenue was a fun track, one of my favorites in Nitro Kart and now looks 100 times better.
Reminder that Big Norm has a fucking Kabuki facepaint skin. This is the greatest game ever.
>Space level
>YOOOOOOOO
practice, nigga
Which video? Haven't seen anyone mention this skin yet.
Criken and Nova stream
Nope
>Big Norm has a kabuki and golfer
>Small Norm has a kabuki, golfer and catburglar
They did the Norms justice
You could tell me that is the japanese Nina redesign and I would believe you.
How comes DKR looked so much cleaner/crisper than CTR?
I found it posted by a Japanese Twitter so I think it is. Things like American Kirby and Japanese Crash are funny, especially when they don't change the in-game stuff.
Simpler textures?
soulless vs soul
CTR pulled shenanigans with textures made of tiled smaller textures to save memory.
Coco better brace her uterus for my Crash Bash.
>Doping the fuck on sugar is soul
Like your video shows, you have to be boosting the entire time. There should be flames coming out of your pipes your whole run. Also always make sure your boost is maxed out each time. Wait for the red bar to be as far left as possible just before it backfires. You get way more reserves this way. Most people, myself included liked to boost as soon as the bar turned red, but those boosts are useless! My times improved so much once I started timing for maximum boosts.
The shortcut just takes practice. You need to perfect the timing of your jump just right to get the most momentum. Seriously though, once you master some of these mechanics, you will become so much better in just a matter of days.
Nina
Is
Not
Available
all these crash threads are making me want to read crash bandicoot retold again
I have always done it as soon as it goes red. On one track without any shortcuts the platinum relic felt achievable without needing to max it out. Still trying to find a good optimal way of getting those crates on the raised sides.
Because you're playing on emulator
Hasn't had a wumpa romp in a while. Racing revs her engines if you know what I mean
Is it on par with Tails Got Trolled?
what in the goddamn fuck is this tails-gets-trolled art monstrosity
Don't hit the half pipe at an angle. Hit it straight on.
>I have always done it as soon as it goes red
Found the problem. Stop doing that, let it cook as much as possible.
Fuck, wrong webm
Taking Nina requests.
>Play CTR all my life
>can kick the shit out of all my friends
>See some of these webms
feels bad man. How do I git gud before the 21st?
>Straight on
This! It makes a tremendous difference.
>he doesn't know the kino
nina and cortex hanging out
Nina getting flattened by a steamroller.
Try beating Oxide's ghost. Once you beat him, you'll probably be fast enough to win any platinum relic. Aternatively, take these hints: Is not about breaking all the boxes, don't break one if it slows you down too much, don't stop, don't be squashed by the barrels, don't fall, use sacred fire, plan a route, don't break all the "3" boxes at the last lap, break the hardest ones first (if you fail, restart), then the "3" boxes and then the rest.
Honestly I've made it every time doing it that way
Nina dabbing.
>tfw you will be forever taunted by platinum relics and time trials
>you can't just play games for fun anymore because of achievements/trophies showing how good you are
Giantess Nina
Attain USF
i need a switch leak so bad bros... i need to play NOW
>no trophy girls
nice shitmake
I love the ND concept art.
Seconding this
... isn't this snaking like in Mario Kart DS?
holy fuck it's been too long since I played either game
Is this game going to feel weird on Xbox One controller? I have a PS4 also but it sounds like a jet engine these days.
Flashbacks of playing it online. Every fucker was a snaker on it.
No, HELL no.
In fact, it is miles better playing CTR with an Xbox controller on emulator. PS controllers give you carpal tunnel
Tails gets trolled is unironicaly great
Crash retold is just so bad that read it more and more just to see how bad it gets
CTR doesn't make it tedious like snaking was in MKDS. You can get up to three boosts per powerslide in CTR versus just one in MKDS. Less need to constantly switch direction this way.
Is that some kind of widescreen mod?
Is this what the one cutscene was based on lol?
>Those stock background images
Fuck me
Acceleration master race
Does character choice matter for high level play? I don't want to play Coco but people keep saying she is the best character.
How? Is it only specific boost pads after getting max boost?
ideally it would be balanced Speed/Accel
Dingodile and Crash mascot. Crash mascot is getting in r-right guys?
jesus fuck dude give it a rest
Beenox has apparently balanced the classes more, so the differences will likely be minimal for online play. Time Trials are a different story, and there will be specific characters that will be optimal for certain tracks no matter what.
there are 4 classes and multiple characters in each class so you wouldn't have to pick just coco if you want to use someone similar to her
Where the fuck is the SWITCH gameplay?
of all the games not on pc this hurt my soul the most i dont give a fuck about the console exclusive like RddR 2, kingdom heart 3, bloodborne but this game will haunt me till the end of the times because i want it on pc and i wont buy a console for just 1 game , remind me agin why this is not on pc?
You get USF every time you hit certain jumps (super turbo pads). Your kart just screams and the speedometer completely maxes out, this is the only time it does.
But you lose the speed when you boost upon landing. Any boosting in general, after hitting the super turbo pad, ends USF.
Nina a cute
Give it a year. It will likely get a PC release if the Spyro rumors are true.
Nina with different hairstyles
sucks but i tried
As you can see, mods.
Tawna is not inherently porn.
Raking in double dipper dosh is part of the marketing strategy.
I remember not knowing what USF was and triggering it a few times by complete accident. I thought it was just a glitch, but harnessing its raw power just opens up so much potential. Can you imagine N. Gin Labs with sustained USF? Pure madness. June 21st never seemed so far away.
So how badly is the switch port gonna suffer?
>Crash Mascot
Patrician taste
It really comes down to Speed characters having the most speed, and accel characters having both an extremely low minimum powerslide angle, (allowing the to boost more efficiently in straights) and decent handling.
But that's the original, should be closer now if what they said is true.
Best trophy girl
lmao
good enough for me
Why is kampfer so based?
All-rounder seems really good now with its additional stat points. Technically they have the *most * points at 15.
>Beginner has 14
>Acceleration has 14
>Advanced only has 12
Then again like you said, things like drift angles probably mean more than just pure stat numbers alone.
That see-thru summer dress though
I'm curious, did they ever confirm if ALL karts from CTTR were coming? We don't seem to have all of them so far.
>when usf kicks in
no
I don't think every kart will return. Some were a little too out there like Nina's organ car, or the rowboat.
Welp. I ask because I fucking NEED this car in black for Nitro Fueled. It looks like the classic Audi R8 LMP racecar without all the aero.
you're not finding out unless they do another infodump or if it's in day 1.
otherwise expect the remaining cttr karts to be in the first dlc, whether it'll be paid or not is up to activision.
Angry car
I chuckled.
He has a passion for the characters and it shows in his art. Its his own style but its not a radical departure from the series.
Kek
I understand this image
Nina!
C'mon sony, play ball
>The reason why they changed Papu's Pyramid so much was because Jungle Boogie took its aesthetics
>Same with Dingo Canyon and Out of Time
>Meteor Gorge will probably took stuff borrowed from Polar Pass
>Now it's nighttime at Inferno Island
>Electron Avenue is not longer yellow, like Oxide Station
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I'm glad other Lizfags exist out there.
The CNK tracks are looking better than the CTR ones. IMO
Jungle Boogie looks great.
Wish there was more fanart of her though.
Tiny will do basically anything you want if you feed him. Need furniture packed? Give the dude a rack of raw bovine ribs and he'll do you solid
That's all Cortex did to get Tiny to switch sides for Crash 3.
still waiting for PC release
Why doesn't Coco have hilariously big anime eyes like that anymore? Now she looks really trashy.
There's something off about the NSane trilogy Coco. idk what it is, but there's something amiss.
roster leaks when?
I still think she looks better than Crash's new model (which has completely fucked eyes and no jaw definition).
She looks like she lost her innocence
I can't believe that I lived long enough to see a CTR remake that looks like the art from the scrapbook
22 years of porn art does that to you
It feels so good.
I don't know how anyone can tell me Transformed/MK are superior Kart racers when these webms exist
Based and Zempilled
>You can't be the laughing stock of all Gasmoxia if you don't make it back to Gasmoxia.
I feel kinda bad for Cortex. Hes such a complete and utter failure in every capacity. His failed experiment keeps making him fail even more. He can't trick a literal retard to bring him some crystals. His lackeys are actually smarter than him. At what point do you just fucking give up?
>no pc release
trash
Who /testingcontrols/ here?
I'm running CTR on emulator and trying to devise a perfect control scheme to stop your fingers from hurting after long amounts of playtime.
It's definitely a must that the remake explore more control schemes. Just moving the jump/powerslide button to the right trigger is a godsend so far and I don't have to squeeze the bumper with my index finger for entire races (which was causing pain).
Imagine if there was a Spryo DLC for the game.
Damn, did oxide go drunk driving or what? His ship is totaled.
Is this coming to Switch or Xbone? I'm not giving Sony anymore money until they stop censoring shit
Both
Sony doesn't really have any sway in the Crash Franchise anymore if I recall correctly (they had to pay for the exclusive shit)
I wouldn't be surprised if the remake allows triggers for gas and brake like every driving game since the 360/PS3 era. Wonder if that'd make it better cause then you're using your hands closer together.
Holy fuck my sides
Thanks, bud. How's it run on Switch?
Proud to say I'm one of the few people in the world that's taken this shortcut in the remake
I think theres only been screenshots of it released no gameplay footage yet but its safe to assume it'll run fine.
Trophy girls got cut by Activision
You going to blame Sony for that too, faggot?
You buying a Switch version is still helping Activision, you dumb, underaged fuckboi.
Thanks, friend
>Trophy girls got cut by Activision
Source you fucking retard.
Shut the fuck up, Switcher Snake.
Find your own source, motherfucker.
It's been talked to death all last week and the week before. It doesn't affect me personally, because I'm no SJW retard like you.
Go back to shoving joycons up your ass. Or go build some cardboard friends.
>because I'm no SJW retard like you.
not him, but elaborate
You do r34? There isn't enough of nina out there
Can you be gay somewhere else?
That'd actually be pretty cool.
Okay
Call down autismo it hasnt even been confirmed yet. Not to mention all builds shown to the public unless stated arnt final so they can easily just plop in a model and some cheap animations.
PS4 and then PC when it releases a year later
Where's hands poster when you need him?
>tfw Tawna gets in and the trophy girls become skins for her
It doesn't matter because people will spout bullshit anyway until they are confirmed or deconfirmed officially by Beenox.
Which SHOULD be a clue in and of itself, because that would be super easy for them to answer directly and they haven't. They're intentionally hiding them before release.
the n tropy ghost takes this shortcut in the game
>tfw no PS4
It's not fair bros, I have to wait for year or more. Or even worse, never getting it.
Homie if you got any console then you can get it since its multiplat. Even the switch version is coming out at the same time despite it being uglier
PS5 releasing soon anyways just get that
I don't wanna buy console just for 1 game
Why did you specifically say PS4 then?
NINTENDO
Dr. Negro Cortex
Not enough spending money at the end of the month to save? I'd for sure get that nitro fueled bundle
>post literally has nothing to do with nintendo and is just an image edit
The people who force this meme don't even know how it works for god sakes.
that's literally what that luigi's mansion bullshit was
gameplay videos show that they arent in
This shows that they are.
So guess what? We have to wait.
nice nothing, faggot
>that hand
Hmmm
Their hands retard. Tell me you can see that much.
Wait a second that hand...
I forgot it was a multiplat
Is this real?
Nina trying to make friends with her clone.
Imagine how easy it would be for Beenox to just say 'nah they're gone we removed them' if they truly had every intention to take them out
Reveal trailer
How do we know it's their hands?
For now..
Well who else would it be? Coco's out there driving
If Japanese Crash isn't a skin we riot
.
The latest playground footage didnt show off the podium
Does that mean they removed it?
Where is this from?
>gold aku mask
Wtf
Probably their interpretation of a level 2 Aku Aku.
>changes crash’s design and only crash design
This is fucking lazy look at the old Japanese box arts
Hahaha I hadn't seen the original until yesterday, this is fucking hilarious
That’s one of the students you see rushing into class in twinsanity
I haven’t seen the original. Someone post it
Backlash is a thing. It's usually better to stay quiet during the first week when you get all your sales and then it comes out and you take the heat
The backlash of including them or the backlash of removing them?
So does anyone know how the online multiplayer will work? Obviously there will be matchmaking with randoms, but will we be able to play with friends in public races? I hope it's not just limited to private races
Bottom one I think
Both. Mum's the word
It's always the mothers that get into their heads isn't it?
This is sickening and should be illegal
>cut wiener and make a party about it to post on the internet
Do these people even have gender dysphoria? Because most of the time they don’t even put in the effort to actually try to look like the other gender and look like they’re only doing it for attention.
Really makes you think
We better be able to host lobbies
The ones that are passable don't shout from the rooftops they are trannies in the first place.
If anyone removed the Trophy Girls is Activision because I highly doubt Sony approached them to remove them from all versions of the game when they could have just Tawna'd them, and even if Sony went and asked them to do that is not like Activision are forced to comply so if they were removed to not trigger anyone then it is all Activision's doing.
That said, I have a feeling that the reason as to why we didn't see them yet on any podium scenes is because they're either going to be playable or they want to give focus to victory animations and stuff, either way I find it very weird to have those hands on the reveal trailer and then don't have them nowhere to be found, I think it would be easy to add them as playable characters either as Tawna skins or 4 separate characters using the same base model.
With the game being as faithful to crash as it currently is I cannot see, in any way, why Activision would have beenox remove the trophy girls. If they are removed, which I doubt, it must be from an outside source, and the most prevalent company currently censoring games is Sony, and the PlayStation is undoubtedly where Activision is expecting to get the bulk of it's sales, that's why PlayStation is getting exlusive content. If they're gone I'm 99% sure it's Sony's doing
I feel like they're going to either be racers, or they'll be in charge of the shop where you spend the Wumpa Coins to unlock racers/cosmetics/etc.
I feel like the trannies (the ones that do it for attention instead of any personal reason like gender dysphoria) just do it as a way to validate themselves when they have nothing. Think about it. coming out as trans would just get a group of people praising you and calling you a hero for doing jack shit.
Stop posting this bullshit, or post a webm to prove it.
They made Electron Avenue a vaporwave/80s track. Based.
Activision and other western publishers/companies also do care about the censorship in their games, so far the only place where Sony put their hands on when it comes to censoring stuff was on low-budget japanese games because the DMC5 censorship was lifted later on, I don't see Sony going through the problems of making Activision remove stuff from the game for the sake of censorship.
It could easily be as hands off as saying "make sure the game has so-and-so rating" and Activision biting the bullet.
I hope the trophy girls are in
They got removed for "global standards" and because children.
What said. They're one of the kids that ran to another classroom in Classroom Chaos in Twinsanity.
Why am I only just finding out about this?
youtube.com
It was a cutscene for crash 1, but universal asked them to ditch it because 3D games needed 3D cutscenes.
It was for the best because it was god awful and annoying. Even naughty dog hated It. Anyone who says that this has soul is a retarded contrarian.
Kinda wish they had kept this to be honest. I know they decided against it because they wanted to emphasize how much of a 3D game it was, but if all the animation was done and ready to go, you might as well have thrown it in anyway.
Weird I always heard that was 10th dimension Nina not to mention Beta Nina had red hair huh just another odd coincidence I guess
Uhh, alright? No need to get that touchy about it.
That makes a lot of sense.
>He doesn't like Jim Cummings singing about Crash Bandicoot
Worst comment on Yea Forums. Get the fuck out.
Yes user. we love the DK rap because it was a good song.
Personally I always liked the idea of a Cortex having a dorky scientist daughter (Kinda like the Sivana Family in the Shazam comics) but I'm glad we got Dorky Tryhard Nina
That's cause it really is her japanese design.
I never understood why Crunch lost his zig zag eyebrows.
I love the idea of her being a dorky scientist daughter, but I also love her being a dorky tryhard. I'd be happy if she had a character with a mix of both.
Based
I assume VV associated zig zag eyebrows and trimmed them when he became a good guy
It could work desu if you did some really good fine tuning.
The design is super easy to do however
>Unbuttoned lab coat with a dark dress shirt and red tie
>keep the skirt and clunky boots
>add the goggles
What would make Nina switch sides like that?
was it bandicock?
Godlike
She was a good girl until Cortex replaced her hands with robotic prosthetics.
Why did no one like this game?
>no Spyro pc port so we probably won't get a ctr pc port
Oh well, we pcbros are stuck with emulating the original and the switch version then...
Game felt worse but had some good ideas that people want to see brought back
I did, its better than CNK imo
Iron Galaxy is working on the Spyro pc port.
Literally the only reason why she was sent to the academy of evil was because she kept hugging the animals cortex was experimenting on and was scared of her turning good.
so Neogger proceeded to cut off her fucking hands and gave her bionic hands so whenever she hugged cute animals she would accidentally kill it
What a nigger
>Races were easy to finish, let a guy combine into you and handle the competition
>The platforming and racing combo game parts are half baked
>Radical's randumb "humour" was starting to show
>In some areas looks worse than Twinsanity which mind you was literally an unfinished game
>Somehow wasted Spiralmouth
It's a racing game that literally plays itself.
I do wonder why Nina's father was okay with this Assuming Neo isnt actually her real father
Is it gonna be released this year?
Shit humour and shit gameplay
I also thought it was better than CNK
That's another reason but im also sure Activision is the first one to want the game to have a certain PEGI rating, anyways im pretty sure that they will be in the game but like Tawna they will get several changes, like no skirts for example.
The real question is who is the mother?
Fuck what people say, this was my second Crash game and it was fun. I haven't played the game in well over a decade, but I can't lie and say I didn't have fun with it. Also the humor still gets a laugh out of me.
Hmm, a mix of her two outfits might be a bit cluttered but I'm sure it can blend nicely if enough effort and thought is put into it.
This. This is great.
wait for e3
According to the Lore cortex entire family died when the circus his entire family worked as clowns was burned down.
I always assumed that he was Nina’s adopted father. Because of her blue skin and why the fuck would he have a niece when his entire family died when he was a child. Also the N on his head isn’t genetic because Clowns at the circus burned it for “Nerd” on his head for wanting to be a scientist.
How can you guys keep making threads? There's no new info to pour over.
Im not against CTTR characters being in the game neither against Yaya Panda, I know most people dislike those games but I think at least Yaya Panda and Pasadena do help to balance the cast among male and female characters I don't think Pasadena is a bad design at all, she starred in a bad game but I think her design fits more in Crash universe than N. Trance for example or Zam and Zem.
I wouldn't also mind Von Clutch but having Von Clutch and Pasadena would mean Willie Wumpa too and god he's worse than N. Trance.
I haven't played this in years, but I remember winning every race by using Nina's shotgun turret to blow up everyone else.
I want him in so bad just for the shitstorm.
Don't underestimate the power of hype. People did the same thing when Sonic Mania was coming out because the excitement was that powerful.
>do help to balance the cast among male and female characters
I feel that's silly, putting in characters people don't care about to balance a silly ratio when you could have RILLA ROO instead.
CTR is censored though.
Don't get me wrong, I'm excited too, can't wait for the game to come out. It's just that everything's been talked about already.
I’m still surprised that they haven’t announced another female character this close to launch. You’d expect Nina by now or something.
Still surprised “those groups” haven’t made a big deal that coco is the only playable female character
To be fair labcoats and dress shirts have always been worn together so it wont be too clashing (gif first thing that came to mind). Though I suppose you can change the boots to fitting scientist boots the goggles add a rather decent dorky quality so I think they should stay.
Cortex did cause the explosion that killed off his family but that doesnt mean one of them didn't survive (It was a 20 person family doubt he'd managed to kill them all in one fell swoop) though Neo adopting a baby as part of an evil scheme to destroy Crash Bandicoot works for some reason. Guess we'll just have to wait for the next Crash game to see what they do with the slightly confusing Cortex Family Lore
Isn't Tawna playable too, though?
No. Coco is the only playable female. I don’t even think that Tawna’s in this game.
Step up your game or else you won't survive the online, niggas.
We already got Coco here to be the female representation for the game.
I fucking swear this better be a costume for cortex
The more I look at this model the more details I noticed
>hairy arms
>visible ass crack
>fat belly
>reverse image search
>nothing
user did you draw this? It's nice.
Reverse image search doesn't work too well with lineart
Also worth noting is that the new version of Inferno Island replaces the pirate ship with Oxide's ship crashed into it
I think she looks good here
Jokes on you, editing that pic to match Tawna's beauty just made that bearable to look at.
I need more Crash shitposting images.
what are the chances this will run at 144 frames on pc? i literally can't play a racing game at any lower fps
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS BOUGHT IT
I gotcha
bunga
Holy shit
I did. No regrets.
Nice time user. Did you know it's possible to get a negative time
youtube.com
Proof?
It's not popping up upon search. Damn, I was curious about the picture gallery.
Post photos, I'll give you (You)'s in return
>Yfw the critics won't like CTR nearly as much as Mario Kart 8
>Yfw the bonus is real
>caring about game critics in [current year]
>reading gaming journalist's articles to make a purchase
Soon.
based and ninapilled
Twinsanity 2: Coco & Nina
Bless you, user.
You know, maybe this is what life is really about. Sculpting figures of furry critters and selling them to people.
Yes, although I never achieved it.
He could have gotten faster if he rode the walls in the large tube before the finish.
Late as shit but Pura is female
The cunnocolyps
Pura is a dude, user
I love you
Because it was shit. Discarded the boost centric gameplay to instead add that merging mode that turns the game into a weird shooting gallery.
The platforming was very uninspired too.
Not the same user but Pura is female. At least the Naughty Dog era one, which is the same one in Vicarious' and Beenox's remakes.
Yeah but would you?
No, he's not. Naughty Dog era Pura is male.
Pura was never female.
>cunnypocalypse
I love these morning Crash threads, less trannies from the U.S. wearing tripcodes and reporting shit for no reason.
Nah
>"I love the smell of nitrous in the morning!"
Pura was always male.
I don't remember this.
Why the fuck does he sound like a girl, then.
>play the original to get good before release
>learn every track as Tiny and lap times on pretty much every track is in the 30-40sec range (excluding really long tracks like cortex castle)
>keep grinding the tracks again and again the past 3 weeks
>literally can't use the other classes anymore and only speed class feels comfortable to play
>mfw most of the speed class is a bunch of obese fucks that I hate
>mfw probably won't use the characters I like cos I'll get annoyed that they don't feel like the speed class
He's a cub.
>the bite killed his handler
>implied timeskip
His voice actor is male, user
Have them switch roles tho with Nina having Crash's role and Coco having Cortex's.
That way we can get more Coco slapstick torture.
Still 30fps?
That's a YIKES from me SHILL.
>not liking Dingodile
Fund it.
Delete this
Did you just draw this? You legend
I'm guessing that Velo beamed him away leaving his ship without a pilot
First trans male voice actor.
Congratulations to Sony.
No.
What kind of attacks and moves will Nina use Coco with?
Advanced characters have amazing speed, good acceleration, but limited turn and are for experts only! Examples include Tiny Tiger, Dingodile, Crunch, Big Norm, Zem, Papu Papu, or N.Tropy.
you don't like any of those characters at all?
I wish it was out already
Still 30fps?
That's a YIKES from me SHILL.
I want to fuck her so bad, bros
You really have to be going fast as shit for the other classes to feel good again.
Coco Yanks up Nina's skirt and flashes the enemy, stunning them for a second
if the bosses are unlocked now just by beating them, and not via the gem cups, i wonder what these extra-special rewards are going to be...
Is this canon? What the fuck.
Most people are hoping for the missing ND characters.
>burned it
But it's a big metal N bolted to his forehead.
I love Nina you guys
>(usually)
What do they mean? New cups?
No that's just a huge black scab
>(usually) four races
huh? CNK cups?
Yeah Crash lore is weird.
Brio actually made the Vortex that mutated all of the animals including crash. Brio started losing his shit when he thought Cortex was claiming that he was its sole creator. He started claiming to have created everything so no one would still his shit to the point where he claims to have written the Bible.
Also Cortex and Brio caused Chernobyl
inb4 it's just golden karts
I just realized how insanely painful it would be to actually ride in these karts as a male
Was the Cortex stuff mentioned anywhere aside from early design documents and the like? Don't remember any of it referenced in the games.
Not him, but the inventing stuff is on Crash 1 alternate ending
Custom cups
Cortex was visibly disgusted by Big Norm in CNK and called him a 'clown'
I only like Tiny, Dingodile and Crunch out of all the speed class.
Neat. It's a shame a lot of what ND had conceptualized wasn't implemented in the first game.
I love her too, user.
It constantly gets retconed that either they tattooed it in or was an iron N that they burned into his head.
But either way clowns did it.
>all of those deleted posts
Yep.
Also, N. Gin was a highly respected scientist and engineer in the defense industry before the accident that made him a deranged cyborg.
Goddamn budget cuts.
you can see in the videos here and that even at top possible speed you BARELY make it up to this shortcut, but in the webm he's so slow and flies way way over it
they made it way too easy to get there
Not really, you just need sacred fire.
which he had in the nitro fueled webm
Just saw the exclusive retro track footage. Holy shit it looks awful.
>let's just reuse one of the most barebones courses and shove it full of PlayStation logos
>doesn't even use the PS1 logo
Surely Beenox made it intentionally shitty to spite the exclusivity deal, right?
>tfw no rayman M remake
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Yeah it looks not great, the blue hurts my eyes and the abundance of logos shits on it hard. Retro skins look cool though
The confirmation that retro karts use the old sounds made up for it in my eyes
>Asking this kind of question in Yea Forumsreddit
Sony, not Universal. Universal were the ones that commissioned it in the first place, but Sony said no to both that and the original 2D map screen because of their 3D graphics push.
Agreed on the skins.
The track is just a hack job by comparison.
>dude just shove in 2 slight variations of the PS4 logo everywhere lmao
Does the the non animated boosts in the new turbo track trigger anyone else's 'tism? Surely they will fix it.
Yeah, the textures are just blatantly shittier
Yeah the ground decals
Man the difference between trilogy remake and ctrnf really drives home the importance of good lighting
Of course they won't. It's a soulless remake they don't have time for attention to detail.
I'm not so sure about that, I remember that in the original if you do this shortcut right you'd fly way over the entrance. That beign said if you look at this You could see that the entrance seems to be way lower. But maybe is just an old pic or something.
The way they handled the jumping and boost reserve system is apex soul
>The way they handled the jumping
you know they nerfed froggying, right?
as a direct result of this it also is harder to shake off TNT
Having identical speed/boosts is all the detail I need. USF being an actual thing now is all the soul I need.
Froggying was only really good in PAL
is that a shantae skin or what
not that guy but you are wrong 100000%
I cannot maintain boost on the small straight path in hot air sky way without froggying. Also after the big slope in roos tubes or dingo gives you big speed which you can maintain if you froggy
>Willie Wumpa Cheeks is in
>Rilla Roo is in
>Brio and Tawna are out
>Online is full of Zems, Willies and Rillas driving backwards and spamming warp orbs
Holy shit
>HELLO THERE AND WELCOME TO DICK MCFAGGOTSON NARRATING SHIT YOU CAN SEE IF YOU HAVE FUNCTIONAL EYES! WATCH ME PAINSTAKINGLY EXTRAPOLATE BASIC INFORMATION SO I CAN GET YOUTUBE BUX
Sick of these Crash and Spyro channels that only emerge when a new game is coming out then disappear completely once they've got fucking nothing.
Brio invented the evolv-o-ray which was a success. Cortex vortex was a N. Cortex creation, and was a failure.
>Not jumping down
What is the difference between those inventions anyway?
BRIO AND TAWNA CONFIRMED?
>Just a bunch of long winded speculation you've heard a thousand times on any forum discussing it
Fucking hate these people and fucking hate the people that fall for this shit
>less than 3 weeks away
Can't wait lads. I haven't been this excited for a game in years and it's a fucking remake of all things.
Evolvo ray mutates animals into furries. Cortex vortex gives they super intellect. Crash was the result of that high intellect experiment. Bandicuties were the result of the evolvo ray.
The Evolv-o-Ray was a mutagenetic device that transformed ordinary animals into anthropomorphic sapient beings.
The Cortex Vortex was a mass-media/psychotherapy tool designed to "program" the newly-evolved animals into serving the doctors by brainwashing them with pop culture. For instance: Pinstripe turned out a mobster stereotype, Koala Kong is a Sylvester Stallone expy and Ripper Roo is just fucking insane.
Whoever do these draws, please keep up. You really know how to draw Nina
>super intellect
No, not really. Just brainwash them.
The Super Cortex Vortex (space station from Crash 2) was the same thing, but on a planetary scale.
my first thought, like if you can make the jump you should know better. The wumpa box isn't worth the time imo
even the oxide ghost know better
she cant be the only grill
She's the only girl for me
Note to myself: Draw Coco and Nina as Shantae and Risky.
Retro Stadium feels so half-assed it's kinda funny.
Thirding this.
I wanted to main generic lab assistant but he is not in
That just means more porn of her
I'd rather take Quality over Quantity.
It has to be some sort of joke. Just because it's exclusive content you don't need to shove it full of that platform's logo.
Liz and Magumi are the best
back of the line user
Lies, Liz is the worst girl by far.
hey its okay to have shit taste
anyone else using PSX accidently hit ESC for the menu only to close the fucking emulator entirely
I've never played Nitro Kart, what should I expect from the track quality compared to the originals
F
>30 fags per second
Desperate.
It happens to me sometimes, its freaky, also which emulator is better for save states? PSX or Mednafen?
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Can someone explain why SEGA is publishing CTR in Japan?
Considering TSR just came out recently this seems really odd
>15 characters
>shitty online
>shitty tracks
>shitty gameplay
>ywn get to taste tawna tatas
>Ywn get to cum in Coco's cunny
>Ywn get to N. Ihilate Nina's nethers
God has played us all
Crash is one of the few western properties that are huge in Japan. I wouldn’t doubt that sega outbid multiple publishers to get the rights
The tracks are alright, some of them can be boring or a bit too long, for example the first and second world (with the exception of Deep Sea Driving) are pretty bland. I like Thunderstruck, Electron Avenue, Clockwork Wumpa and Hyper Spaceway. Maybe none of them are Sewer Speedway level of greatness, but it's still fun. The music is also good. The real problem with Nitro Kart is everything else...
I was going to buy it after work today. Literally disappointed that I missed out.
I 3D model for a living and have access to a 3D printer. Is stuff like this popular. I was wondering if someone could make a living modelling 3d lewds and printing them as figures. The only problem is that I can't paint for shit.
Short answer is yes , if you can shave the finished product to not look like ass. Just use base colors, since the world will shade it for you
Id like to know, I have Mednafen installed since all the screenshots Ive seen look so much crisper
looks like theres eatra stuff you need to install as well, havent gotten around to it
Friendly reminder that these shitposters cry if you don't pay them attention.
I'm going to go N.Sane waiting for this game
You need to get all relics and beat Oxide again to see the epilogues I think.
1.Coco
2.Coco
3.What do you think
Ncoco?
Noco
It doesnt help that ive booked weeks off work starting the 21st too. Working all the time is painful
not canon
Good thread , later guys, hopefully we get some shit at e3
Old kart sound was the only good thing
Correct me if I’m wrong, but DLC doesn’t get rated by the ESRB? If this is true I can see the trophy girls being DLC, to keep the rating E