Why aren't you playing Overwatch user?
Why aren't you playing Overwatch user?
Jordan Rodriguez
David Nguyen
Why am I playing Overwatch, you ask? D.Va
Evan Morgan
better question: why are you playing overwatch?
Carter Lee
I am. I wish I could stop.
Hunter Brown
Because I don't like that every character has a hard counter, I have to play roles I don't want to otherwise my team loses, and I don't like how overpowered Ultimates are. The girls are hot anyway.
Owen Johnson
I never played this game and have no intention of doing so. I did, however, masturbated countless times to D.Va, Mercy, and Widowmaker.
Carter Jenkins
its too expensive
Tyler Jackson
>futa
Juan Torres
But I am. Every god damn day for hours on end. And I still can't even hit diamond.
Joshua Gonzalez
Game is shit, but the porn makes my peepee feel funny.
Colton Watson
futa is great compared to trapshit though
Mason Gutierrez
>wahhh why can't I just pick the shooty shooty guys and click on the red team until I win waahhhhh
Go back to cowwadoody
Easton Ross
Because autists keep making this fucking thread over and over.
Is this what terminal autism does to someone?
Lucas Carter
Why do some people let the loot boxes pile up in the hundreds? Why not open them? Too much pride for the loot box cancer?
Evan Hernandez
Because I don't have good internet right now and won't for a bit because I'll be moving in a couple months.
Plus my computer is near bricked.
Logan Ramirez
We will stop when you play.
Tyler Fisher
Too cheap, and it's too late to get into now
When it's free for a week I try it out, but I only find out in like the last day plus overtime after the download
D.va is really hot
Carson Butler
Coping with the reality that all of this XP grinding is probably never going to land me a loot box with that THICC Mei Skin.
Austin Bell
None of my friends are playing right now.
Ayden Hill
Play D.va.
Elijah Gray
I played 4 screen online multiplayer with my frat bros up to plat, good times.
Jayden Morales
>not liking a delicious dickgirl
I'm not gay, but I find vaginas to be gross. To bad there are no true futas IRL.
Jacob Lopez
I am. Custom games are fun. The other modes can suck it aside from giving me 3 boxes a week.
Elijah Sanchez
>Every single piece of porn for this game is shit
It's actually amazing in a way.
Jack Russell
Just spend the $40 goy.
Wyatt Adams
Pretty much this.
I'm getting a kick out of that rising lava one.
The end game of each match gets so passive aggressive.
Jose Long
>complains about autism
>posts most autistic thing possible
Camden Parker
Because I played for 40 minutes, and wanted to blow my brains out. Every fucking match I had gold healing, damage, obj. time, and elims as Roadhog. Every game. I have no friends to group with, and randoms are all dogshit
Ryder Watson
Because voice line spam is the most obnoxious thing I've ever experienced in a video game. Pings and text chat in MOBAs is bad enough, but Overwatch is a whole other level.
Ryan Rogers
>D.Va gets nerfed every patch
>Still the best hero in the game
lol
Camden Wood
i just want to fuck the egirls who cosplay ow and i dont think playing the game will actually help me accomplish that endeavor in any realistic way.
Blake Nelson
I play every week but I have to take breaks or else I get these rage induced headaches
Adrian Allen
They need to stop with that 3D shit, literally what's the point
Sebastian Richardson
>I'm not gay, but I find vaginas to be gross
Gavin Young
I wanna smell D.Vas messy diaper after a long gaming session!
Aiden Parker
I love my wife Olivia!
Jace Miller
D.va is trans!
D.va is a sissy faggot built for bullying!
Samuel Sanders
i want to get findommed by D.Va!
Asher Diaz
>EPIC 500 LOOTBOXES OPENING (GONE SEXUAL)(20 SUBS SPECIAL)
Henry Martin
Because all the matches played out the same
Just get ultimates and combo them together every few minutes
Besides, I can just Google Mei's fat ass
Elijah Ramirez
ill fin dom you. give me money, its not like youll spend it on anything a faggot like you deserves.
Ayden Rogers
I know someone who went out of his way to tell me that he streams his lootbox opening when he gets 100 boxes.
Jose Martinez
Why is the OW community so obsessed with anal and feetjobs?
Jordan Nelson
you're asking the wrong questions. you should ask why anal and footfags are so willing to dump money into commissions.
Brody Myers
That's every community
Ryan Ross
Shit game with only two good chaacters and very few good designs
Also Paladins is superior to Overwatch in every way. And Paladins has Ying.
Cameron Harris
i wanna put my dick in that boob window
Eli Long
I wanna put a half-elf baby in Ying.
Wyatt White
sorry i only give my money to cute girls or cute girly boys
Joshua Garcia
Because Blizzard made my waifu a dyke
James Price
It's time to stop, bby.
Isaac Foster
D.Va is still straight user!
Caleb Perry
They haven't added a VR mode where D.va sits on my face yet.
Austin Gomez
I love my wife Hana!
Chase King
Hana song raises my dong!
Hunter Foster
go eat your lucio ohs and dilate faggot
Benjamin Garcia
I want to make her a mother!
Brandon Brooks
>Hana will never take aim as you eagerly await to take the shot, fire, and watch as you react to receiving it for the first time
brothers...
Adrian Phillips
Grayson Perez
D.va is a bad girl that needs to be punished!
Owen Davis
My wife is a good girl.
Brandon Harris
She wasn't always.
Camden Bailey
your wife is my cumdumpster
Nolan Wilson
117013
Adrian Murphy
Camden King
Everyone who has braided twintails is a 117013 reference.
Isaiah Torres
why don't they just sell sex dolls and stop working on the game
they would outsell the game easily
Parker Evans
>hurr durr all meganekko r same
Ian Cox
>braided twintails
>glasses
>school uniform
>dark hair
>pale skin
Henry Davis
The porn is better than the actual game and the porn is worse than TF2.
We talked about this.
Justin Myers
You know what time it is
Charles Torres
Imagine if you people would stop giving retards attention maybe they wouldn't keep posting the same shit in threads.
Easton Rogers
I love my wife Mei!
Henry Cook
Enough with the constant fucking shilling threads.
Austin Evans
What time is it?
Oliver Rogers
I'm really wondering if these guys are just obsessed with a dead game or they're on blizzard's payroll.
Cameron Lewis
imagine the smelle
Robert Kelly
obsessed with the girls since this time they're actually posting d.va
Jack Powell
Why did he make Sombra white?
Ethan Foster
That picture was drawn before she existed outside leaked concept art.
Hudson Richardson
Who knows but she's yours now
Asher Richardson
Stop posting this shit
Ayden Morales
What a boring game. Why would I want to play a boring game when I already play csgo?
Brayden King
I love my wife.
Nolan Sullivan
I just stopped playing for the night. Can’t play 24/7. People are touchy as fuck in competitive.
David Wood
I only play Mystery Heroes.
Asher Edwards
I am
I even called some people niggers and didn't get banned for it
Jaxon Thomas
But I do, mainly as D.va
I want to be D.va!
Kayden Moore
Paladins > Battleborn >Overwatch