Are you springing for the fetus jar?

DON'T PANIC

Did you know there are companies that manufacture and sell cases of various sizes and styles?

I'm tempted

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No, and I'm not preordering.

yeah but not official Death Stranding cases

Those types of clothes are stupid expensive because of the fabric, I guess only the wealthier of cosplay fags will be able to roleplay delivery boy.

luckily there are cheaper cosplay option that could use the baby

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>Gold items for preorder

'Member when you used to unlock gold skins in games for free for 100%ing the game or something?

Where do you propose you get one? All pre-orders sold out in like hours.

Thanks for this post it had me and my wife giggling

tell her i said thanks for sending it to me

>buying a son
this is the new wife's son

I got mine at Gamestop a couple days ago. Check Gamestops near you, the individual stores are allocated stock separately from the website

post her tits or fuck off, cuck

Yup.
Cant wait to get the FF7 remake collectors edition next

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I asked yesterday and was told they were online only and were all sold out, hm.

Maybe I'll call them tomorrow and check if they got an allocation.

lemme see it

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Holding out for the PS5 one.

>159.99
????????????????????????

I bought the Bestbuy gameclub 2 year pass the month before it got cancelled. So I still get the discount

Yes, but gold seems to hold a special significance in this game.

that sounds like a dumb/asshole gamestop employee.They definitely aren't online only

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the real question is when are you going to buy the 300 dollar necklace

kojimaproductions-store.com/collections/jewelry/products/death-stranding-sams-necklace

hell no

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Why would anyone even want that creepy shit. I wouldn't take it for free

Like any special edition bonus, chances are it'll look worse when you actually get it. I don't want any of that other shit so I'll wait and see and then get it on ebay or something if I want it that much.

she got hers in 1993

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>A fetus in a jar.
Good luck importing that shit.

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i have a fetus too

that hat is cool, glasses aren't bad either. how long is this available for

you can see exactly what it looks like on kojima's twitter and insta

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fuck its in game only, gay

Doesn't look that good in the first place desu, which makes me curious as to how much worse the mass market version will look.

I bought it but only because I could get it for 20% off. I really hope it is as cool as they make it look but is the case more often than not.

got mine on newegg last night feels good

that looks awful

>buying merchandising

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Don't fall for the bait and switch. The one they gave him is probably a special one.

Dont do it.

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>tfw Yea Forums doesn't know a bullshot when they see it

BB

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MGSVZ had a lower quality version of the prosthetic arm in its CE and you could purchase the actual full thing separately
I'm assuming it's the same situation here

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How big is it

who is this cutie

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i bet its big enough to put a real baby in it

dust your room you fucking animal

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Practical

holy shit that's bad

Its been sitting on a shelf for nearly 4 years. Dont buy collectors editions im telling you.

Get a pelican case.this thing looks like a pos

mgsv always had 2 arms and marketed it as such. preorders say the babby case is 1:1 and matches with kojima says on twitter

bombi

video

instagram.com/p/ByEKOk4nAF_/

>it's a lamp
Neat, I like lamps. I'll buy it separately if it turns out to not be shit.

>implying you wont just thropw away plastic baby and put a real fetus in there
bro it's what it's for and people throw out fetuses all the time

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Nah. Its weird and i dont want it in my house.

>post yfw I bought the necklace

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Would have been way cooler and more practical in the CE

then it would've been 375 dollars

>$325
Jesus fuck user

how much?

They would have made a cheap plastic one

What if the game sucks

I really think it's a bad collector's item and it's a shame because I like steelbooks.

>Easier to preorder the American one on Amazon than the UK one because it's limited to one English store and that one store has to serve all of Europe.

How did they let this happen?

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then pay 10 dollars more for the special edition

based

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I'm so bummed I missed getting that.

Also, dust your shit

well he's a sucker either way

post it, nigger

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it won't

>only one

Alright Yea Forums step up to Mr. Kojambles wild ride and predict plot points. I'll start with the obvious.
>sam was a bridge baby

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why are you all reacting to i already have one

Mads invented bridge babies, used them to travel to the other side, and went all Heart of Darkness over there

What are the best Mads movies? I've got Jagten downloaded somewhere around here.

well i have quite a few but just the one jar

casino royale

Yes, i do want my personal Cheetus

It was all a fucking nightmare and they are in purgatory

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what kind of fool doesn't trust Kojima to deliver quality?

The same fools that got excited for V

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You fool, you told them about li'l Cheetus!

The characters who look like the villains in the trailers are actually good guys
The characters who look like good guys are actually villains

the baby is called "BB" because the baby is big boss.

it's bridge baby

>have friends over
>they see this on your desk

No it's Big Boss

then you realize you're an adult and you don't have to explain jack shit to anyone

youtu.be/0otXs1LGcp4
Holy fuck kojima really is just using this game to talk to his favorite celebs. He sucks mads cock so much. The cringiest part is when kojima says hes going to save mads chair and no one else can sit there

Why bother? I live near a low income neighborhood, I can make my own.