OH YA WEI YO SISTAH SUCKY SUCKY MAH BEEG COCK

OH YA WEI YO SISTAH SUCKY SUCKY MAH BEEG COCK

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what the fuck bro

someone remind me what happens to him in the story

Asian men are hung

pissed off an old chinese lady with a cleaver

He gets chased and killed by the MC. He's always telling MC about how he had sex with his dead sister,

Don't eat authentic Chinese.

What was it about this HK GTA knockoff that made it so enjoyable.

Hated this asshole (in a good way) he could have been the final boss.

The gameplay is mediocre at best, but the writing is actually pretty great and the world is well realized and interesting.

GTA is too up its own ass, SD knew when to have fun and when to be serious with enough side content to keep players interested. It's basically what GTA used to be.

>Definitive Edition looks worse than the original on PC

it had soul. Combat felt more fun too.

>games that deserve a sequel
What the fuck??

It's because the "definitive" version is a straight port of the PS4 version, the original was touched up for PC including a HD pack. I've got the original so no need to ever play the definitive.

wei shen is a likeable guy, good voice acting too

that explains the terrible performance too

Enjoyed this game played like a asian action movie which it was.

Still wish we would have gotten a sequel.
Good game.

so is this game just yakuza 0 lite?

>Dragon Attack comes on
>Crash car 38 times into chicken truck

A MAN WHO NEVAH EATS PORK BUN IS NEVAH A WHOLE MAN

>Environment being china over a western city brings a nice change of pace
>Combat, while Bamhamy as fuck, feels crunch and good enough to be satistfying
>Main character is a cool as fuck undercover cop and literal walking stereotype of "chinaman death machine fights all the kung fu"
>Engaging story

da goat game

are we going to not talk about the karaoke in this game?
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Fuck I need to resist the urge to reinstall bros.

How big is the game?

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Sau lei houw, pok gai.

some days I didn't do any main missions, i just went out and felt like a badass. Id change into some street clothes and take my muscle car out for a spin down to the docks to win some money cock fighting. look for a few health statues. do a date or side mission or two. shit was extremely immersive and everything you did had reason.

Opposite. Yakuza is lite SD

7-8gb I think, but if you have the HD texture pack it should be 15gb.

I loved how there is a DLC that ads Ip Man clothes to the game and changes Wei Shen moves to wing chun
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Everybody loves kung-fu fighting!

pork bun Memes
that's about it

The only thing this game has over GTA 5 is that it doesn''t have a fetish for job simulator minigames, other than that it's the same sort of dull open world tripe