Just gonna go on a date with my gf

Just gonna go on a date with my gf

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the switch is not your girlfriend, it's a toy

My dick is also a toy as well if you know what I mean.

it's a single player game

Take it out of your pocket, you'll fuck up the analog stick

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Your mom plays with it while I watch her, lmao.

Oh god the analog sticks. What the hell are you doing?

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it's a very short game though

at least it has high replay value

>remove joycons
>put joycons in one pocket and the console in the other

wow that sure was hard OP

I've heard she's good at speedrunning though.

THIS! We had this same thread days ago. Just delete this thread OP.

Yeah bro just stuff both your pockets with a literal children's toy. Who cares what people think? That's part of being an adult. Might as well walk around with a diaper and pacifier while you're at it.

>Keep your baby rattle in one pocket and your bottle in the other

Cool denim

My keys and wallet are in that pocket. Sheesh, doesn’t fit in my jacket either

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Wear a jacket with pockets and put the joycons in one of those

Where do y'all go as an adult that you take a console in your fuckin pocket

Just get a backpack.
Sling backpacks come in really small sizes and don’t look autistic.

Watching anons mom play Switch would unironically be infuriating, i cant stand vidya played badly.

I hate DSP.

This shit right here is why i dont buy second hand hardeare.

Reee!!! I just want to buy a Vita but i cant