E3

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Best thing to happen
>ms announces new console and shows off they have Japanese support now
>sony surprises everyone by showing up
>EA stays gone
>Bethesda gives us new es6 title and shows off starfield
>ubisoft announces splinter cell reboot
>square does square things which are usually good
>nintendo shows off new zelda, metroid 4 and bayonetta 3
Worst thing to happen
>ms shows off a bunch of indies
>nintendo shows fucking smash for an hour
>bethesda shows off doom eternal

It gets worse when you realize for a long time, it's often just people just playing the shitstorm. People that are stockpiling Erdrick celebration pics, or Erdrick denial wojaks, pictures of Steve anal-voring Banjo, et al. not interested in anything but (You)'s. People that aren't interested in victory or defeat, seeing their favorite characters ascend to the biggest thing in the business, or more cynically seeing a less liked character denied a potential spot, people that are just interested in committing to the chaos and shitposting.
The wholesome energy of rallying to a character, whether an old 8/16-bit veteran like Ridley or KRool, a third party hero like Simon, or even someone with less history like Chrom or Isabelle, that's gone now. Now being playable in Smash, that envelope with a red wax seal, is just a cudgel to be wielded by a thug.

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Surprises i'm expecting

nier remake
new horror game by frictional games
splinter cell, finally
new game by shinji mikami, published by bethesda
microsoft getting a nintendo game and nintendo getting a microsoft game
Up to two new game announcements from sony in a state of play trailer (new ratchet and clank and demons souls remake by bluepoint) but could very well not be announced yet though i am absolutely sure both exist

Metroid wasn't even in a state to be shown off the first time and they had to restart development. That's pretty optimistic that you're expecting anything in regards to Metroid. If I was a betting man I'd be putting more money on Sakamoto putting out a Rhythm Heaven for Switch.

Zelda on xbox
Halo on switch
That'd be rad.

Will Age of Empires 4 be revealed at Microsoft's press conference or the PC Gaming Show (is that a thing this year?)?

I was more thinking about a potential banjo kazooie game for switch and bayonetta 2 for xbox

PC gaming show is sponsored by epic and ms is anti epic store so expect it at microsoft

Hopes
>someone with the balls to mock Sweeney for being both a bastard and an incompetent fuck who can't run a storefront
>DOOM Eternal exceeds expectations
>Xbox conference to showcase good multiplats and Microsoft having any word on AoE4
>Gabe crashes in from the ceiling, turning Tim into a bloody splat that forms a logo of Orange Box 2
Expectations
>Todd will make a joke about Fallout 76 underperforming like an unpopular teacher who humilliates himself in front of the students at a prom to get them to like him
>SQEnix will show more FF7 remake as well as announcing shit that will perform as well as Quiet Man, Left Alive and Just Cause 4
>More hacked out Ubisoft sandboxes
>Nintendo announcing more games for shit hardware with godawful controller gimmicks
>Everyone on the PC conference parading about EPIC GOOD GABE BAD
>More Devolver Digital cringekino, ironic from the guys to mock people for buying into shit practices when they bought into EGS exclusivity
>More godawful Xbox software being shoved into everywhere like the fucking black plague

That's about it. Otherwise, you don't even have Sony for the FWEEEEEEEE or EA showcasing somebody you can see failing from 20 leagues away. What a boring E3.

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Come on chicken nintenders.

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I love how you act like 2D Metroid doesn't exist, Metroid relates to 2D, Metroid Prime relates to Metroid Prime. I'm talking about Metroid 5, not Metroid Prime 4, learn the fucking difference, it's not even hard, stop playing stupid.

bretty acurate, besides the metroid one, as Prime Trilogy was leaked earlier this year.

Every year the only good schedule you can find is found here. NA websites refuse to understand that there are other places but EU and AU. Thanks senpai

As a sony fan, im literally not going to watch e3 at all this year.

Same and i wonder how many more will do the same. Id be interested in seeing the impact it has on viewership

>he doesn't like multiplat announcements

dude ms is the perfect conference even if you are a playstation fanboy because everything ends up atleast on pc

Aw, I'm sorry for you, Sonybro. You guys deserve better.

PC hasn't had anything worth playing since Empire Earth II.

Sony doesn't need e3 anymore. Same with nintendo. Kojimas stupid stream the other day had more viewers than e3, and nintendo treehouse does just as well or better. Only stupid ass microsoft is still wasting millions on a stage show.

>Kojimas stupid stream the other day had more viewers than e3

Kojima's barely pushed past the tens of thousands.
E3's big publishers can regularly garner hundreds of thousands and it's not unusual for the ones later in the day, when people are off work and school, for them to reach near a million.

Hopes
>some Peggle 2 tier cringe, i need some of dat
>new just dance game with cringy dancing, love that shit
>gamecube games coming to switch
>new crash game thats not a remake
>everyone dead silent when todd enters the stage
>Elder scrolls cinematic (no fucking chance though)
>Luigi's Mansion 3 feels more like the first game
>Metroid Prime trilogy
>From Software GRR Martin Game

Reality
>sports games
>lgbt cringe
>smash fags crying over character reveal
>forced politics
>haha we are self aware type of presentation
>guy says fuck on stage
>pc presentation showing 8bit indie shovel-ware
>labbo
>VR
>new animal crossing's music still won't be as excellent as the original (but still pretty good)
>Todd spends 12 minutes talking about upcoming Fallout 76 update and 8 minutes talking about the new elderscrolls mobile game
>todd shows off another mobile game
>Ubisoft over hyping new open world game
>Ea still dying on the BF5 update hill

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Lots of pandering to homosexuals.
No games.

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EDF5 PC RELEASE DATE AND I'LL BE GOOD FOR LIKE TEN YEARS WITH THIS GAME WHILE THE MOST OF YOU GOBBLE UP PILES OF TRASH AFTER TRASH

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But Sony's not going this year.

>PC Gaming Show sponsored by Epic, expect digital storefront exclusives
Why does Valve get a pass for getting rid of choice by getting rid of physical copies and giving digital distribution a monopoly on PC and making it so going through some console wannabe platform like Steam is the only legal way to play new games on PC and making games more expensive than ever and normalizing paying for a download etc etc?
EGS would not have even been attempted if PC gamers said "no" to Steam and boycotted Valve into bankruptcy.

>lgbt cringe
it's more cringe when you see people complaining

New NBA Street game when?

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>EGS would not have even been attempted if PC gamers said "no" to Steam and boycotted Valve into bankruptcy.
exactly, right? but unfortunately, for you, people really, really like steam, and -- get this -- they really dislike epic because it's a far, far worse version of steam.

listen to me reeeeal carefully here
if EPIC offered all the options that steam has PLUS more, THEN people would actually be interested

>new just dance game with cringy dancing, love that shit

This but for the remixes of top 40 stuff they play during the E3 debut. Also the choreography's not half bad.
youtube.com/watch?v=aqfReVKktb8

prime trilogy has been "leaked" like 10 times in the last 2 years

It's the most cringe because a lot of non-gays got brainwashed into fighting for them.

I don't even like basketball but that game was fucking awesome. 1 and 2.

>I'LL BE GOOD FOR LIKE TEN YEARS WITH THIS GAME
If you don't have a games like this, then you don't belong on Yea Forums.

Why even bother? Let it go

I don't care if every dev in the industry sucked cocks for breakfast, if they delivered good games. The status quo in the industry now, just like Hollywood, is "If you can't make it good, pander to marginalized groups!" Don't shit on my plate, garnish it with tolerance and inclusion, and expect me to eat it with a shit eating grin. The two biggest chefs will be EA, followed by Ubisoft, and then Bethesda will probably announce a $20 gay pride outfit in fallout 76 because you know they'll fuck up pandering like they'll fuck up everything else they do.

40%

Well maybe if we keep memeing it we can manifest it into reality. It's not like Prime Trilogy doesn't exist in previous versions. Obviously the real issue is remaking Prime 3 to work with a conventional control scheme since the last version was for a Wiimote + nunchuk.

they all need gyro implementation anyway

It's cringe when it's brought up, people want to see video games, not talk about mentally ill freaks.

HEY VIDEO GAMES CAN U PLS PUT IN MORE RETARDED, MENTALLY-ILL FREAKS IN YOUR GAMES???????? YEAH????? OH AND THE UGLIER THE BETTER!

>nier remake
But why, though? More likely Yoko Taro gets revealed as director or writer of Babylon's Fall since their seems to be some secret deal about who or what that game is.

Now that we got Zelda and Fire Emblem, the next Nintendo musou up to bat.

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>the people I hate have a high suicide rate durrrr I can't think of why this is durrr
/pol/ is the worst thing to happen to this site. kys.

I'm so mad at myself for actually wanting this.

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>nobody talking about gay people
>"Yea Forums" starts tilting at windmills over LGBT stuff totally unprovoked

Is this like the digital equivalent of people serially cutting their wrists?

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What's the chance the next Xbox will be shown? I mean, 14 first party games can't be coming to Xbox One.

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I thought Sony was doing their own event during E3? Or are they literally not doing anything during E3 time?

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Don't ask for it user, please! EA sports will never exist as it was. I didn't ask for a new C&C game because I knew what they'd do to my childhood, and they went and did it anyway! NBA street vol. 3 would just be a mobile game (with a tie in with boost mobile because they know their target market) with micro-transactions after every slam dunk! Let it go man, and hope they do too...
youtube.com/watch?v=ZfyHlqRZg3s

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Literally not doing anything. Not even an equivalent to Nintendo's Direct stream then traditional E3 booths and Treehouse stream.

Nintendo and Square Enix don't have conferences but people still traditionally schedule around their equivalent presentation streams. You'll notice everybody quickly filled in the Sony gap that happens on Monday night.

We probably getting a streamed event.

...of cops beat their wives

I would be honestly surprised if they DON'T show it. Sony's been flexing too hard about the PISS CINCO and they aren't even going to E3. Unless they literally don't have shit worth showing, it would be fucking retarded to NOT begin the next gen war proper now. Sony's only roundabout leaked various info, and the ball's in microsoft's court to launch the opening salvos. I still won't buy it because my Xbone has been gathering dust for years, but they'd better announce it...

>>Microsoft put out press releases saying they'll reveal at least 14 games; optimistically maybe a third of those might be worthwhile
you mean a third of them will actually be released

>New Cyberpunk 2077 footage and release date

Metroid 4 is not happening not enough time in the oven

I'm curious as to why YOU think that is.

My money's on 10% of an acknowledgement it is being developed in some form, but 0% chance that it will actually be shown.
Nobody has done a platform debut at E3 since the Wii U. It's too easy to get overshadowed by all the other stuff. That's why the Xbox One, PS4 and Switch all had their own reveal conferences months away from E3.

Why does this bother you, tranny?

I'm not trans, I'm just tired of Yea Forums complaining about them all the time. It's pathetic.

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Chillax, the next DLC will be doom guys and dragonborn

>Disagrees with most modern major medical institutions on something
>uhhhh durrr here's a meme i found
the absolute state of /pol/shitters

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I would complain less about them if they weren't shoved in every industry.

wow user, not everything is about people like you anymore. that sure makes you mad, huh?

i was just postin a meme for laughs rtard

>implying it won't be Doomguy with a BJ Blazkowicz echo

I just want a new Rayman goddamit

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>I was just pretending to be retarded!

My few wishes:

>New Medieval or Renaissance Total War announcement
>AoE II: DE release date and footage
>AoE IV trailer and maybe release date and footage
>Mount & Blade II release date
>Cyberpunk 2077 aesthetic changes and maybe release date

As a white guy, what's wrong with me sucking big black Latino yranny dicks?

Latin shemales look good. If I want their dick in my mouth, I can't wrong.

fuck off with muh >

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>Disagrees with most modern major medical institutions on something

about what? about transexuals having a serious mental disorders, child traumas and hormonal problems? I didn't care about you stupid brainlet conversation, but if you touch medicine stfu fucking neet

well, you are a confirmed retarded which is worse

Nintendo:
>Animal Crossing
>Smash content and DLC
>A surprise announcement that's going to be on every news portal

Sony:
>Another show totally unrelated to videogames
>Sequel to the last God of War
>PS5

Microsoft:
>Gears of War
>Amazingly another decent conference like last year

Ubi Soft:
>Being cringe as always

>people like me
I'm tired of stupid ass companies shilling my race like we need it.

Oh I forgot to add in Nintendo: totally something with Reggie.

Sony not having a show is still a step up from weird concerts and having every presentation take place in a different tent like a film festival.

>Cyberpunk 2077 aesthetic changes
Oh man Yea Forums would explode in exuberance

>why is people so """obsessed""" with mentally ill trans? xddd

Fromsoft grrm game is Xbox exclusive

E3 2015 spoiled them. First time they unquestionably blew out the competition by showing nothing but games, yet instead of learning from that they just thought "Wow everybody loves us let's turn up the faggotry!"

Allgane trailers are lies now. E3 is now hollow advertising for shit that will never be what they initially claim,but please, preorder at your nearest GameStop

Fuck off. Pikmin 4 will be there this time. I can feel it in my bones.

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If no Doug Bowser at least introducing Koizumi, then everything was for naught.

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Medicine literally disagrees with you. The World Health Organization, American Psychiatric Association, there's a complete list somewhere.

mad

I'm just hoping for The Evil Within 3 and No More Heroes 3. Anything else is a pleasant surprise

At this point with all the smashfags mass spamming the board the only real way to enjoy E3 is to watch and shitpost during every other conference, get off Yea Forums when Nintendo announces anything, then come back once everybody's simmered down.

FINAL FUCKING FANTASY VII

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Damn right

>optimistically
>maybe a third

You tried, Xcuck.

Xbox having Halo and Gears gameplay.

Sony will steal the spotlight as usual. We've seen it with Death Stranding.

>Smash tournament
>Splatoon 2 tournament
>no Tetris 99 Invitational

Dreams:
>2nd Smash DLC Fighter: Crash
>Paper Mario game like the first two with Geno as a partner
>Kid Icarus Uprising remaster or sequel
>CTRNF roster
>New Crash game announced
Hopes:
>SMM2 SMB2 theme
Expectations:
>Ori and the Will of the Wisps
>Cuphead DLC
>Shantae 5 Gameplay
>2 Smash DLC announcements

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>Microsoft opens with Gears 5
>muh emotional """Her""" story
>Gears 5 MP beta right now, wooaaahhh!!
>Gears games on Steam talk, also Tactics.
>yearly Forza
>Cyberpunk gameplay
>new Assassin's Creed Reveal
>multiplat filler
>muh dozens of newly acquired studios (but still nothing to show)
>SoT update
>indie filler
>more filler
>Fable reboot teaser.
>Halo Infinite, more lenghty trailer (but no actual gameplay)
>Halo Reach TMCC beta right now, wooooaaaaahhhhh!!!!
>Halo games on Steam talk (TMCC/HW2/H5)
>Xbox Scarlet (the smallest of teasers)

>Mario Party DLC
>Super Mario Odyssey DLC

It's weird Nintendo's been doing stuff like DLC and expansion packs for Splatoon 2 and Zelda but Mario which would be the most braindead thing to support hasn't gotten much outside of Mario Tennis bewilderingly getting new stuff even now, and some token stuff for Mario Odyssey.

Either that or a 3D World port, I just want more 3D Mario, honestly.

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>Halo
That's debatable, they said they'll be demonstrating the engine, so my guess it will just be a story teaser trailer for Infinite.

They're free to stand against international belief a CT scan of a brain of a tranny is no more biologically different than one may judge from surface level.

>international belief
Don't lump us with the retards of the west.
t.rest of the world

NAH. We needed a Donkey Kong: Jungle Warriors ages ago.

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Xfags are gonna be jerking off over that final teaser for a fucking year

This. Where's the leak?
>inb4 just wait
NO! I WANT TO KNOW NOW! SO I CAN FINALLY BE SET FREE FROM THIS CHAIN!!!

What a disgrace, western medicine is going to cave to a bunch of psychopathic attention seeking 19 year olds.

Whatever makes the most money. Theraphy is too cheap. Surgery + lifetime worth of drugs is the way to go.

Different way of wording it but more or less yeah, nobody is buying it and the harder they push enabling some shitty behavior waving that immediately outwardly positive agreeable banner to rally under around.

>Xbox will probably unironically have a segment dedicated to Call of Duty

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Seems unlikely since Sony still has the exclusive deal with COD but then again, there's no Sony conference. Phil won't show any COD shit if has any decency and brain.

>tfw no matter what happens, rosterfagging will still be in play until the 5th DLC character is revealed, presumably closer to the end of the year if not in 2020

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Why is this thread about trannies instead of E3, fuck off back to your containment board autists

I know the image is a joke but name me One (one) game that would not be improved with a funky kong mode where you just shit on all the challenge of the game like an invincibility cheat code but with more SOUL
youtube.com/watch?v=Dj7K2Bql6D4

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This

I calculate a 6.34% for Metroid 5 happening this E3.

Do you think it will be early, mid, or late 2020?

I just want a release date (hopefully this year) for Doom Eternal and a collector's edition announcement. The Revenant figure for the last game was pretty rad. The release date will also determine whether I build a new rig now or later.

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I think it will be revealed early 2020 and released mid 2020, considering Nintendo doesn't care if Prime and 2d Metroid are developped and released at about the same. But even then, I'm not too confident of my predictions, because Nintendo is never predictable.

>more blatant MS shilling no matter how bad their E3 is
>Smash DLC, Astral Chain & DXM, and at least one new game from Nintendo
>release date/window for part 1 of FF7R

IT DESERVES A REBOOT OR A SEQUEL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Probably not. Sony has the advertising rights for CoD.

If it's early 2020 or mid 2020 then I can see it being announced at this year's E3.