Name a more broken hero in Overwatch

I want Mei to break my bones just by sitting on me.

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Im a fucking virgin. Should I focus on getting a job first before seeking out a girl who fits my criteria?

And where can I find said girl afterwards? (non roastie slut)

>noooooo stop liking what I dont like!

An hero.

Not an option my weak user brother, I am a Catholic.

Just start lifting weights. As long as you're physically fit you WILL get laid. Shower too.

You sound like a pussy

This is a good idea user. Thank you.
Give me a video game, I will defeat you in it.

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>as long as you're physically fit you WILL get laid
Technically, just talk to any girl and you'll eventually get laid, it's a numbers game. Gymmaxing is a pretty bad way to get out of virgin territory though, especially if you're looking for a non-roastie. Working on your personality and developing interesting hobbies works better.

That stylized "thick" look Mei has never translates well to real-life. Chicks who think they look like that are always just hambeats like Kaceytron.

youtube.com/watch?v=GPqPAcRFRgg

I miss Overwatch shitposting

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I fucking hate her. I hate everything about her, and the only thing I hate more than Mei is her fanbase.

Torbjorn dies more often, but he's more dangerous than Mei currently.

Fuck Doomfist

Pajamei is a miracle of the universe!

>he can't counter W+M1

>your criteria
ahahaha oh user......

this, also fuck sombra and her 0.1 sec hack time

i want Mei to pin me down and fart on my face over and over while making fun of how weak and helpless i am!!!!!!!

if u dont find Mei attractive you are a provable faggot!

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Mei, and the faggots desperate enough to want to fuck her, need to follow these steps:

-Take a shower
-Hit the weights
-Lose weight
-Seek sunlight
-Get a clue
-And of course, have sex

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>it's
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i bet u actually "play" OW for the "gameplay", faggot

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This.

If I already have lots of sex, do I still need to do the previous steps?

Since your waifu pillow doesn't count: yes

I have, with a cute teenager with a body pretty similar to Mei. Slightly slimmer I guess.

It was pretty good, I got some nice memories and a few bad ones. Would gladly have continued doing it but her parents didn't really like their teenage daughter dating a 26 year old

Just gonna leave this here. Also Mei isn't OP, you just suck.

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bigger

Fanmade models always seem to make her face less chubby

No prob Bob.

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If your still playing this game your beyond saving.
You sound like a sym nigger though.

my dick
more

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have any that focus on booty?

Spoken like a true pussy

yoouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu thought but you only got you'd

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She's a lot smaller in this one but the focus is on the ass.

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It's perfect, honestly
more ass, please

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FATTER

why are fatfags always so friendly and helpful? more

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ayy

Your all retarded

Not fatter but this one features two fatties.

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Sorry! Sorry, sorry...

Fatfags teach me your way.
I’ve found the one but she’s short, overweight, and it’s different than I’ve wanted.
But I want this to work. What do you fetishize in specific?

booty and thighs for me

>mfw this thread

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Sir, I don't think that's possible.

I prefer pear shapes. Fat in the ass in thighs but as long as they're adorably heavy they're good.

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