>Steve is more successful >Minecraft made the most money of any game in the world >Banjo is dead
Yeah I know all that. Why do Steve's have to be such bullies? Banjobros have never been rude to Steve before smash ultimate and then Steve comes and starts a war. Is it so terrible if Banjo gets time to shine? Minecraft has enough shit. Let banjo have his last hurrah.
Erdrincels still exist. Refushits are the second worst.
Aaron Flores
I'm honestly not sure who's falseflagging as who at this point, this could be steveposters making a serious shitpost thread, or it could be banjoposters falseflagging as steveposters, or it is steveposters falseflagging as banjoposters who look like theyre falseflagging as steveposters to make banjoposters look bad, or maybe banjoposters dont even exist and were just created by steveposters to shitpost even more, or maybe its viser versa, anyway its fucking annoying and i just want to talk about who we want in smash without retards doing console war tier posting in every thread
literally what, I'm not a fan of erdrick at all and don't want them in either. Just saying I haven't seen much shitposting from those that want them in compared to the abhorrent amount of steve shitposting lately.
John Foster
Man fuck Smash, anyone have that picture of Kazooie with a choker and eyeshadow?
Camden Hernandez
Seethe cope dilate while having sex LOL!!!!
I hate when his shit as much as you, man. It's gone full retard.
Blake Young
You've piqued my interest.
>when his Fuck I'm tired.
Nicholas Butler
I liked nuts & bolts more than the originals
Hunter Turner
wut
David Wright
I think more people could name Banjo by name than they could name Steve, by name. For a vast majority of people, he's considered "Minecraft man"
Ethan Perry
Where did this weird shit-eating grin version of Steve come from,anyway?
Kevin Price
the fact that nobody ever brings up Alex in these threads proves how obscure the minecraft main characters actually are
Jason Hernandez
Good point, in that I have no idea who you're talking about and I played Minecraft for years
Mason Butler
>completely given up hope on Banjo being in Smash >Steve is without a doubt getting in You already beat us, but you just keep kicking us. What more do you fucking want?
Charles Hughes
LMAO. Who keeps making shit like this?
Jaxson Perez
basically was made as a female alt to Steve a few years ago, since claiming that steve was genderless was too retarded for anyone to believe it. Almost all promo material of the game has both Steve and Alex together, yet very few people notice or are aware that Alex exists.
William Sanders
Oh shit, I gotcha now. Well, your point made itself. I thought the girl was only in the Telltale game, and I didn't know her name. I guess I thought any time I saw a female character in promo material I was just thinking it was showing off you could change skins.
A furry. Funny how Yea Forums shits on furries but lap up the bad things they make instead of the good.
Nicholas Sanders
Watch it be Banjo Kazooie and Tooie slapped on an Xbox One disc
Anthony Garcia
Cool a controller holder!
Brandon Morales
Might be a cool figure, but I’m not getting my hopes up.
Asher Gonzalez
What do you expect it to be?
Zachary Green
Oim gonna shove me thumb right up this 'ere mythical falseflagger butthole! Too roight!
Henry Reed
>A controller holder confirms banjo for smash Imagine being a Banjoke
Dylan Lee
legit though why the fuck is there so much banjo merch this year? the 20th anniversary was last year, is their stock just a year late or what? I feel like there has to be something going on, it makes little sense to have so much merchandising happening if there's no reveal happening (not speaking of smash specifically, but in general)
Adrian Martin
Not him but Banjos hand position and this company's other things point to it being a controller holder. Thing is this company's track record has things like this release with a game. I'd personally wager a remake. Which I think gives BK a chance to be chosen as DLC especially if MS wants good publicity from it. Not a lock but it boosted his chances in my mind even if just a bit.
Josiah Gutierrez
Yeah I remember him getting tons of shit made for him a year and a half ago to.
The point is that he is STILL getting shit made for him a year AFTER his 20th anniversary and the rising popularity might lead to him getting a game and pulling him out of irrelevency thus leading to smash promotion.
Alexander Gonzalez
>wanting a small dick emo boy
Jackson Clark
Steve's aren't taking the whole "'they're in" thing very well, are they?
What does making the most money have to do with anything? If Sakurai and Nintendo were going by that logic then we would be getting a character from Granblue Fantasy, a character from WoW, a character from Dungeon Fighter Online, a character from Call of Duty and a character from Skyrim.
Eli Baker
>Leon looks like a fag Of course you'd know what one looks like.
Oh. Okay thank you. You have a nice night too dude.
Michael Hall
Far fetched and delusional
Thomas Hill
If it was all about money we'd get Goku and Ironman.
Daniel Walker
Minecraft makes more money than banjo
Charles Bennett
I know banjies can’t accept Steve
Austin Hall
Its all so tiresome...
Benjamin Evans
Nintendo knows that making fans happy is good for publicity or we wouldn't have gotten K Rool, Dark Samus, and fucking Ridley. If fans want Banjo Kazooie that's enough to give them a chance. Doesn't mean it'll happen but the chance is there.
Kevin Miller
Banjos chances are still shit regardless if he gets a remake or not
Crash Bandicoot >Strong historical significance as a major mascot rival to Mario and Sonic >Modern relevancy thanks to the N Sane Trilogy >Marketing value with CTR: Nitro Fueled coming out in less than two weeks >Good moveset potential from Naughty Dog era with filler available from post-ND (particularly the Titans/Mutants beat-em-ups) >Good, distinctive stage potential, either basing it on one particular level style or using the Cortex Vortex or Time Twister as a transitional stage >Large variety of bosses and side characters to use as spirits >Great selection of energetic music suited to a fighter >Many different costumes that would work well as alternate outfits My money's on this orange boy
>Ironic banjo fans can’t shitpost >Ironic Steve fans can’t shitpost >Genuine Steve and banjo fans celebrate Would be based
Bentley Rogers
What happens if it’s just a figure and no banjo remake
Jeremiah Brooks
>Implying ANY western characters are going to get in as DLC Enjoy your JRPG protags. Diddy, K. Rool, and Dark Samus only got in because they're tied to japanese properties.
Tyler Diaz
Then Banjo btfo. It's unlikely though since their figures always accompany a new release. Tails got one too for Sonic Racing recently.
Dylan Morgan
If he somehow got into Smash he'd get an amiibo too. That'd be icing on the cake, two new figures in the span of a day.
Brody Gonzalez
No one actually knows. It just got posted on Yea Forums one day. But seething faggots love to throw out every boogeyman from discord to furry to tranny to tumblr to deviantart without any proof.
Isaac Bell
It'd be based, but also the most dedicated shitposters would stick around and try to find another thing to fight over (i.e. which character is better in-game) which would still be leagues better.
Juan Nguyen
No. Smashfags are.
Cooper Hughes
Great so they get another figurine on their 21st anniversary.
Cameron Bell
I think the weirdest thing about this situation is neither of these IP's were made by Microsoft and that they just 'bought' them.
Like, Microsoft contributed 0 effort into their creation and in the case of Banjo & Kazooie effectively killed them as an IP, so this is all kind of sad.... What has Microsoft actually 'made' themselves?
Nolan Rivera
Halo.. Gears of Halo.. Car game.. Uhhh.
Angel Stewart
regardless of who gets in smash, I have my eric butts folder ready for smashniggers