Chris Benoit has come to kill you, his family and himself

I think I am in good hands.

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I'll be alright

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decades of flying headbutts really fucks your brain i guess

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benoit gonna get crushed

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ezio has my back

soulless
nostalgiafags btfo the fuck out

Get fucked Chris Benoit

My boi is going to fucking step kick dash into command grab and take you dainty little ass for a ride

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who the fuck still plays SF4

He's come to kill me, and his family? And then himself? That's weird. In any case, it was Paper Mario with Bombette as a partner, so I feel pretty good.

quite a few people still play it. It was one of the most popular competitive fighting games of all time. Really good balancing, and just fun to play.

also abel isn't in SFV

Also fuck you

That robe looks like you found it off a dead body in the middle of a swamp

>Really good balancing
LOL

What do you say?

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No fighting game is perfectly balanced. Yet a good portion of the cast was competitively viable

Whats so funny user? Why do you hate Abel?

Thread smells like 16 cans of shark shit!!!!

I'll think about that while I'm using its enchantment to absorb your spells.

It took 10 years for the game to get somewhat balanced.
But it's balanced because the cast is dominated by shotos.

>hate abel
I don't hate Abel, I hate delusional SF4 players.

I get the comedic aspect of a man killing his innocent wife and child but what's the point of this thread? Is there any video game character that Benoit could actually kill? He's just a regular dude with head trauma.

Agent 47

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glass joe

>Agent 47
Awwwww yeah nigga, I'm as safe as houses. The best part is that Benoit won't even see it coming. 47 will be disguised as his retarded son or some shit and strangle his ass the minute he turns away.

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i don't know man, i only picked up the game on a whim about 9 months ago and I really enjoy it. I guess i didn't have to go through the growing pains.

Compared to other fighting games it definitley has above average balancing. More so than any of the games that came before it, and up to par with some of the games today.

But that said, your right, i am playing the "definitive" version that had a generation to prefect itself.

I don't know. I'm probaly just going to focus on soul calibur soon. One sunken ship to another, or maybe i'll just play mk11 like all the normies

>He's just a regular dude with head trauma.

Spoken like a true fag that knows nothing about wrasslin. Benoit is widely regarded as one of the best technical wrestlers to ever wrestle. So good in fact that even Kurt Angle (an olympic gold medalist in actual real wrasslin and also one of the GOAT in pro wrasslin) sung high praises of Benoit's ability.

>This entire butthurt reply
Wew, looks like Benoit isn't the only one with massive brain damage

That was Nancy (I'm not kidding) he drugged and choked his son.

>bastion

im good

Gr8 b8 m8.

Benwah, why didnt he just spell his name benwah? Ben oy t lmao

What's going on in this thread? Who are you people talking about?

Also how did OP start a thread without an image?

XD

HAVE ALL MY UPBOATS KIND SIR!

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>Jebediah Kerman
I think I'm safe.

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Sure hes a bitch but I ain't fucked

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the little fag in amnesia the dark decent

do i have a chance bros?

Benoit and his family were murdered. It wasn't murder/suicide, just murder. Look into it is all I'm saying.

>Look into it is all I'm saying.
Eddie please go.

>tfw WWE will never produce anything as kino as this.
youtube.com/watch?v=01GEGEldztc

what happened? genuinely interested.

Benoit killed his wife and son, people are delusional and think its all a cover up from some deeper thing
i say people but really theres like 5 of them that think it and wont stop talking about it since 2006 or whenever it happened

what kind of deeper thing? he was a wrestler why the fuck would the government kill him?

Vs. XCom soldier and skirmisher faction hero Pratal Mox.

I’m pretty good.

"normal" people do that with just drinking to much, imagine heavy drinking AND steroids, i don't know why anyone would doubt it

Soviet sniper in a panzerklein.

Benoit is fucked.

He had beef with Kevin Sullivan who was a devil worshiper who was also Nancy Benoit's ex husband.

Penelo from FFXII. Made her a Monk/Black Mage. She has high HP and fantastic magic so she'd likely win.

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Sub Zero.

Yeah. I’m thinking that murderous mid card manlet would be screwed.

shit that's crazy... when you say devil worshiper what exactly do you mean? was he like drinking goat blood and shit like that?

Jim Cornette killed Benoit look into it

>murderous mid card manlet
I thought this thread was about Benoit not Rey Mysterio.

I've looked into it before, it kinda seems like it was a murder/suicide.

See this picture? It’s something Benoit could never do. Draw a dime.

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No, Cornette hired three black men to rape Kevin Nash back in 92.

why is that?

Based

Can't believe this guy killed and ate his whole family. Real metal shit, mad props. CM Punk wouldn't have stood a chance.

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Lmao

L.A is for Panzerklein

Zinaida is for sniping minor targets, user.

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Because he was a manlet who was shit on the stick.

he played hockey?

Benoit would be a better Lesnar today.

God I wish Lesnar would just fuck right off to his stupid farm.

The microphone ya pinhead.

>just played 4's mercenaries as wesker
after watching last night's matches, I think I might be fucked.

now he was a rapper? what the fuck are you talking about

>Pyro
Im not scared at all

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Human adventurer in Dwarf Fortress. It could go either way.

There's plenty of regular dudes in wrestling vidya alone and he's an athletic one.

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My level 56 swordsman can slay skeleton dragons. There will be no problems.

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>favorite wrestler of all time has it out for me
welp

>the mc of Jalopy
I'm dead.

what is that supposed to mean?

Dean

allan burns?

Get a clue ya simp.

man FUCK the mcmahon family