Risky Boots?

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Does anybody actually play Shantae? Because the only form of "discussion" I ever see is just posting porn.

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Wait, this image was made by Meru. Why is Meru's quality so damn inconsistent? Some of her art looks perfect, while some looks like abominations.

I misread that as shitting and thought that sounded about right for a post in a thread like this

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Shantae has games?
Guess you really do learn something new every day.

why is widowmaker a cartoon character?

>huge butts
more please

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I don't see that many scat-fetishists on this site actually.

Sky

I played Risky's Revenge and Pirate's Curse in the last week or so. I liked the former better. It did have a few poorly designed puzzles, but what it didn't have was a bunch of asset reuse and gimmicky, poorly designed gameplay sections

Pirates Curse>HGH>Risky's Revenge>Shantae.

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stay mad

HOLY FUCK I WANT TO FUCK SHANTAE IN HER MILK CHOCOLATE COLORED ASSHOLE

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i noticed just recently that her top is a skull in her normal outfit and her pants are the jaw of the skull
pretty cool design

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what do risky's feet smells like?

Is that Bolo Pilkington?

I wish I could have sex with Shantae.

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Ok.
This is epic.

>Caring about stupid fucking incel Sky
Look at those hips and thighs and Shantae son. All Sky is doing is obstructing them so she gets the death penalty

vinegar

Shantae is white

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How do you know that her feet smells like Vinegar?

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i haven't even touched hgh since after risky's dlc came out
i was so infuriated that it was a complete retread of shantae's own quest instead of her own original mode, which told me that bolo's wouldn't let him rescue risky from peril and then he wakes up

she don't look like videogames.

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well she is a pirate so i imagine they are quite stinky

Rottytops has a SMELLY body

>POWAAAAAAAH!

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Not really, she periodically switches out her old parts for fresh ones.
Kinda like her version of taking a bath I guess...

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It's literally the face of her former boss.

Since no one is actually discussing the games and and just posting soft-core porn. Anyone looking forward to Shantae 5?

I swear every idle animation looks like a dance.

makes me think of that hair brush paradox

Yes

Good taste

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Yes if it is returning to the Metroidvania roots.

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well duh, her bikini top is too tight!

She's a good villain but Shantae is a shit hero:

"Hey Risky thank you for trying to mind control my own mother! We're still friend see ya next adventure!"

Cunt...Shantae's mother should be disgusted that her daughter is so chill and friendly with her enemy especially after that stunt. Shantae's mother should have disowned Shantae as punishment.

Rotty was built for THE DICK

Someone post barefeet...

risky boots > rooty tops > shantae > sky

Zombie girls are for cuddling

Girl on the left does things to me.

lol idk what this game is but i look like the third girl haha

Shantae should start work as a stripper as punishment. Maybe even dabble in prostitution.

For some reason I never realized that Sky was blonde until now

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Old Spice body wash can't block odor for 16 hours

I know you're joking, but seeing Shantae not at all be infuriated that Risky mind controlled genies including her mother? It really makes people who say these games are just softcore porn to be completely right. No character written half-decently would be relaxed with their mother being used by the villain. So these games are junk.

and MY ERECT WEE WEE

autism

Imagine dying and then getting to spend your eternal slumber wrapped around some sweet titties.

nice

big zomboobs

not just that, but his skull is her bra and his jaw is her panties.

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Shantae 5 when?

Sometime this year they said. Maybe they will announce the exact date at e3.

angry for shantaes dick

Why is mating press so hot?

Eyo are these games worth playing?
I don't care about porn or waifu shit but i can dig a good platformer

They're okay. I probably wouldn't have been so tolerant of them had I paid for them though