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This game is cute and scary at the same time, what am I supposed to feel?
So I'm doing Hod's suppression right now, and holy fuck this is ridiculous. I'm a slave to RNG, because if CENSORED gets a meltdown during the last half, its game over. I have no way to deal with him with my peeps' stats fucked. Please tell me there's a way I can deal with this.
Despair.
You got You Must Be Happy?
Just fuck off with this shit already
Nope
Arousal
For me, it's the Big Bird.
CONFESS
Here's how it looks like, I was going to post in the other thread but forgot to. I think there's something I haven't understood yet. I've lost only one employee so far
Shush pal, we're trying to discuss a game here. Go back to one of your fifty smash roster threads.
No
Just try to get You Must Be Happy then. Literally no other way than lucking it out if you have multiple Alephs.
Manager do your FUCKING missions!
>Hod suppression with CENSORED
Thats some tough shit user. Best advice I can give is pray he doesnt melt down and bumrush the fuck out of meltdown 6 if he does.
You fags are a general at this point, just fuck off into oblivion in /vg/ and take those mahjong niggers with you.
>hur dur sumashfag
I shit on smashfags too. Eat shit.
>open the game
>listen to the extremely pleasant menu music
>feel bad because pirated
>just listen to the music
Can I just donate to the devs somehow I fucking despise steam and most other digital retailers, I don't want to give them any money.
How do I do the control mission? I keep getting easy ones on the information team, so they aren't a problem.
Holy shit user you really are Scarecrow material. Why not just filter us? Do we distract too much from the thinly veiled /pol/ threads? Have a cute bird to make you happy!
it's literally just work on an abnormality with a meltdown timer 8 times.
Just work on abnos while they are melting down. Extend the day as long as you need to, there's no penalty for that yet
No
I want to ____ judgment bird!
But I get that timer once per mission.
I know this was meant for the reply below me but I want you to know how much I enjoyed getting that little exclamation mark on the tab icon user
I liked it a lot
I don't know of any channels you could use to donate, but here's their twitter. Maybe if you contact them they'll reply with a way to donate or something.
twitter.com
You can play after you get your daily energy you know
I'm stuck on day 9, do you think I can handle that?
Why don't you stop bitching and report the thread, then, if you really think a thread talking about a game that's actively being played that most people only recently discovered somehow is against the rules of a board about videogames.
I got O-06-60 and don't have anyone that can handle it and it's a real big jerk that doesn't stop freaking out at every mediocre to bad work attempt. Should I just start over?
what abos you got?
Very cute. Have a (You) and enjoy the game and eventually purchase the game somehow since all their merchandise is korea only I believe.
They're here
What abnos do you have? What's giving you trouble? Can you beat the Ordeals?
Thanks, I'll have to figure out a way to word this when I eventually send it.
Or I'll just bite the bullet and force my hand onto steam. Maybe with a prepaid card so they don't get my real payment info otherwise.
I have noticed that stats sometimes drop. Is this a bug or do they decrease by themselves if I don't train them?
What's giving you so much trouble? All those are easy to handle. What's the unknown?
i want to fuck child of galaxy
Pretty sure it's only a visual thing
Looks like user's getting obliterated by a beam of white light.
I want to hold hands with Queen of Hatred and console her when she gets hysterical so she has someone to talk to at her worst.
Do you think Angela would pity fuck a fat Manager?
1.76
repression with low fortitude employee
fragment
attachment
fairies
instinct, the guy who works with the fairies cant work with anything else for the day or he dies.
girl
Insight
spiders
instinct, never EVER do insight
I have developed deep feelings about One Sin because he's the best bro and I love him.
>One Sin
>Onee Sin
>Onee-san
draw it
he wouldn't mind, doesn't even loses qliphoth on bad results
How the fuck do I keep this game from crashing? Im on day 3 and I'm considering getting a refund because its impossible to progress when I need to keep starting at the brgining of each day.
>the guy who works with the fairies cant work with anything else for the day or he dies.
The effect lasts for like five seconds m8
>instinct, never EVER do insight
But doing it gives extra energy manager
Did you forget your objective?
Play it on something that's not a toaster.
Incorrect Angela, the spider CAN give extra energy with more people in it, but that does not mean it well.
A guaranteed loss of working employees that can potentially be difficult to replace given our limited resources on day 9, for a chance to gain energy, is ultimately inefficient and against our goal.
Maybe it's like Monika where she thirsts over the concept of you, and would fuck regardless of what you look like
It's a weird machine. I get to level 2,and suddenly the little thing escapes and everything goes to hell.
I've unlocked everything for them already, I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
Oh, I got it but the spiders killed a worker anyway
>tfw even imaginary women who crave only attention and dickings wouldn't touch you
does anyone have the link?
To nice LC videos?
Sure
youtube.com
I'm going to cheat and you fags can't stop me!
to the game itself
ITS TIME TO GET EXECUTED, CLERK
What is this about?
I want to use my cum as oil for Binah!
I want to lock Binah and Hokma in a containment unit together for 3 hours
So when I can breeze through noons i can do dusks right?
You're so fucking autistic.
And what would you be hoping to accomplish?
I take that as a compliment when in threads about this game
Why is this image doing things to my dick.
Hey guys, can anyone tell me more about this abnormality that showed up in the Extraction department?
Gebura looks better in blue, and Chesed would make for a cute twink.
Yes, it can be and needs to be killed with fire.
good god am I bad at this game
can I fuck Angela
Only winners get to fuck
How any Vs per department do I need to reliably do all the noon ordeals?
If i can breeze through noons, can i do dusks?
researching containment of the elderly
I was usually fine with one five with WAW or good HE gear per dept.
For noon just park your weak employees somewhere safe and walk around with a murderstack of everyone else slowly clearing out the facility
Unless you have something like mountain, in that case you have to leave a containment squad behind as well
I don't understand Forsaken Murder's background. If they cured him of evil and violence then why the fuck does he still go around killing people? Also, what the fuck is up with his head when he breaks out? Is it a hammer or something?
Big Bird fights for your safety.
What is this "I love you" monster holy shit I can't even get enough boxes from it to know its goddamn name.
Without spoiling it completely can someone give me a hint?
skinwalker, likes hugs
Nice, no casualties. My guy with Melting Love's armor went insane when the flying weapons hit him during phase 2 though.
>*POMF*
>What are we going to do in the containment cell, manager-kun?
WHY IS LIFE SO HARD
>day finishes
>the guy with the only range white weapon panics
>starts running all around the facility
>none of my scrubs zayin white melee weapons can catch him
that's what i get, see ya next life Piper you double teth
rip
>didnt pick the ticket
>trains runs all over the middle of the facility
>it was full of my agents but nobody died or got damaged
What the heck? Does armor block the Hell train damage?
how many ALEPHs do you have? i've gotten 6 myself and i'm at record already too, they are fun
also asking it to anyone ITT
>got big bad wolf and little red in the same hallway
>every time i work on the wolf they both get out and start brawling
It's not an instakill, just a lot of black damage.
>hokma suppression
>this isn't so bad
>get past few qliphoth meltdowns with ease
>tfw he speeds things up
how did you avoid casualties in the last phase?
i think it deals 120 or so black damage, my EX chads with ALEPH gear tank it easily
it still kills my fags in training though so i fucking hate it
Try to do it with WN, thats fun
Gee, I wonder who's behind this post.
Just play keep-away, but cheat by shooting her with those slowdown bullets and eventually she gets tired and stops in a hallway somewhere. Or get unlucky like me and have her stop chasing inside of a door twice, rendering her invincible for a long and boring minute
>hokma
>parasyte tree, train, schadenfreude and burrowing heaven right next to each other, and all the other assorted bullshit
I have: Nothing There, Censored, Silent Orchestra, Blue Star, and Mountain.
With Mountain, Big Bird, and Red, some unfortunate breach chains can happen.
Command Team. They all need to be blindfolded, or they'll go insane if they look at the leader.
I split my men in 3 groups and put them into elevator levels. When she shanked the fuck out of one of them, everyone dogpiled her. Lost like 5 or 6 shitters
what do you lose and what do you keep when you restart from day 1?
You keep current gear, abnos info and competed missions/supressions
Why are agents so FUCKING RETARDED. How fucking hard is it to not run head first into king of greed.
damn you keep ego gear?
also just in case, do i have to strip it out of my current empoyees?
No. You don't. As long as you didn't get your doods killed, you keep the ego gear.
nope
can I play this game with 2.4 ghz, 4 gb ram and an integrated intel graphics card?
>4 gb ram
no
aw
I have lewd thoughts about La Luna
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH JUST FUCKING BREACH YOU FUCKER
do repression nigga
can we get an edit?
No :D
Which abnormality would you least want to be roommates with?
on it user.
thanks, have a bird
Today I learned that Zayin is pronounced Zain
This second run has been really lucky with gifts
Rate my Sephiras
Quit putting the anomolies in the first image and spoiling for me you double nigger I'm trying to go in blind.
Can you give me an HD rip of ingame punishing bird sprite?
to be fair you wouldnt know the pain he can inflict just from that image
>SO is triggered for meltdown 3 times in a row
>get good results on all of them despite instinct work
haha, this is epic.
Yeah but I want to not even see them. Btw I just got censored last night and I want to just leave him alone and never mess with him again.
>forgot ONE MELTDOWN to kill 3 clerks
>QoH goes hysteric and targeted for a meltdown
I'm going to fucking kms
I understand wanting to go in blind, but why the fuck are you even looking at a lobcorp thread in that case.
Isn't that rather counter intuitive?
HAHAHAHA EAT SHIT YOU DUMB BITCH STILL GOT 17 BOXES ANYWAYS
HELLO?
I WANT TO SNUGGLE TIPHERETH (female)
I wonder if Rudolta prefers low Insight because he likes the employees with Level 2 or 3 Insight who still believe in Santa Claus
>*slicing noises*
>[AGENT] has died!
>one of the sephirah berating you
it makes sense really
My Malcute is cuter.
Put Chesed in Der Frei's clothes
>bondage Malkuth
C-cute?
Got a link to the hair mod pack?
>giving Malkuth what is clearly Gebura's EGO gear
user...
please share your CustomData folder, this looks neat
Well there's 2 sets.
Are all dusks as bullshit as green?
What's she eating?
[CENSORED]
Green dusk is bullshit that generates more bullshit
mega.nz/#!IHokwCpa
it wants a decryption key but thanks for responding anyway
It needs a decryption key.
my bad, thought that "link with no key" meant it didnt need one
mega.nz/#!IHokwCpa!YIk3Q6WhcNZuUs2XD_IDcdhtTic9ZeK_C4W3ylfWQoY
>Hod supression for the umpteenth time
>finally going good
>I'm actually going to pull it off this time!
>Then, for no reason, King of Greed breaks out
>Okay, she's not that bad, I'll just
>message that several people have died
>CENSORED has broken out
HOW? WHY? WHY ARE THEY BREAKING OUT? IS THIS HOD'S FAULT? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? I WAS ALMOST THERE!
Maybe it got hit by a meltdown, the static screen makes it hard to tell at times. You can do this Manager, I believe in you.
Thank you kindly.
bless you user
>ara-ara onee-san big titty One Sin
>tsundere pettanko white night
Bugged and all that but doing great so far on my second run.
Oh ffs that's probably what happened.
Fuck my life.
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I saw it scrolling by. I wasn't actually mad just saddened.
I am telling you you're gonna regret this shit when you get to near endgame and have impossible to reach breaches, this is the last time I'm going to warn you.
I have drank 12 cans of wellchairs in a row and the srimps dont take me!
No no, i told you, it fixed itself, it took the extra abnormality and send it to a corner, as you can see the woodsman doesnt appear on my list, but its there (check top left), so each new abnormality i get apepars on its right place now.
Korean fanart of Hod and Gebura converted me into liking yuri when I'm a yaoifag
Don't worry user, I promise you there's plenty more fun discoveries to be had.
Even then I'm sure you'll experience the pain of that fellow no matter what.
Why is this game popular all of a sudden?
how moddable is this game
anyone ever tried slowing the game down cheatengine
Are there any mods currently?
Then don't come into this thread when more shit happens and start complaining.
it's fun
As long as I've got that babe Malkuth by my side I can handle it.
textures, text, fonts, probably meshes and sund files
there's also a mod which shows in-depth stats such as work success percentages
theoretically things like abno/weapon/armor stats might be modified too but that would require a shitton of work plus recompilation of game DLLs (which means mods that user the same DLL would be incompatible with each other)
Graphically? Easy.
Text-wise? Even an 11 year old can do it.
Game mechanic wise? Still figuring this one out.
No Yes
>tfw mod support was a kickstarter stretch goal.
Beautiful.
PIIIIIIIIIING
fuck kickstarter and fuck anime-style hating SCP niggers
I am gonna FUCK melting love
>get SO again
>have two people wearing his suit
Am I going to have to grind two of his monocle because that sounds obnoxious as fuck
I'm gonna FUCK Little Red
Im in a special kind of hell
Please refrain from exposing your private parts to the abnormalities.
she started it
He's just warming up for his daily jog user, don't be mean
I'm gonna FUCK Der Freishoots.
Hey, what happens when you get the red can? It says that your employee is dead but reading the background it looks like the shrimps take you to a shrimp boat where you work like a slave? I'm unsure what happens to employees that disappear in the Well Cheers machine.
You can't stop me Angela!
To the user trying to mod the game, what's your method for finding details and such? Stuff like methods, programs and the like.
Don't know when I'd get around to it but I'm sure me and some other anons would love to dig around and help as well.
I've never felt worse for a dev team in my life.
Moon did nothing to deserve the series of unfortunate events that was making this game.
[CENSORED]'s [CENSORED]'os
if a stat is 105+15, is that a base stat of 90 with a 15 bonus or a base of 105 with a 15 bonus for a total of 120?
The sea calls is what happens. It's not really salve labor, you work on a fishing boat for a year and get the choice to live a new life with a bunch of happy humans/fish ppl or work on the boat for pay.
>base of 105 with a 15 bonus for a total of 120
that one
105 is the base, anything after the + is from veterancy in dept, gifts, etc
Which makes the Singing Machine annoying as hell, since if a stat hits a threshold it moves up to the next level. And the Machine's gift gives +8 HP.
They are marked as Out Of Control and then Dead but really they got sucked into the machine/taken away by the shrimpbros.
beyond based
holy shit user that's fucking great
I'm trying to go for RPG classes and Welfare Department's souns like he'd be a support class that can shield guys hence the Luna Gear
Im shit at typesetting so whatever user with skills would want to edit the bottom left.
f r e s h memes
really good user
Does the fishing industry really still exist in this game's setting in the chummy months-at-sea way its described in can of wellcheers?
This is fucking great user.
Have a headpat, you deserve it.
Ahahahaha I love it
You get taken to a different universe
B A V I
Chill son, i already got my main up and running, so i doubt theres anyone that can be a threat.
Oh ok
AMAZING
BAVI
compared to what the facility offers i wouldnt be surprised they would accept to work on a ship forever simply because shrimp people is better that any of the nice anomaly
Fairy Festival is the one ZAYIN I always find myself going for when I can.
incredible
I got this little dude but I don't understand the meems yet. He did fucking kill somebody on a bad work result I guess.
>forget i sent an agent to the fairies
>send them to another abnormality as soon as they're done to be efficient
>Manager Joshua has just died
Yeah the fairies are cool
What's the worst way for someone to die in the facility?
>464376007
Cleaned up version, not sure if it still fits the shitpost format
One day, you will understand
Whatever CENSORED does to them.
the birds all hate each other. if 2 of them are breaching he'll help suppress them
Don't worry user he's a good boi. As long as you don't do bad things
[CENSORED] might just take the cake but there are worse stuff that can happen, like little prince or the singing machine
this.
wellcheers is unironically one of the best in general outcomes of an SCP you can get.
Little birb has 2 cute and fluffy brothers who love to party, if 2 of his brothers escape, he joins in too, and the festivities begin
Why do you think they don't come back user? Fishing with shrimpbros>dying from clerks being dumbasses, setting off half your facility and everything has gone full apocalypse.
We Can Change Anything is slow and painful, but not very exotic.
This one has to be it for me
Idk beauty and the beast is pretty fucking terrible too.
with normal probability is such bullshit. It will never breach when you want it but the SECOND you get a normal result you don't want to fucker is gonna breach
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Vored by the furry
...why do they hate each other? I thought they were friends...
...
Anything that involves losing your mind to me.
What is even happening here
Technically they don't really die. They probably wish they did though.
yeah but then they die
its not like singing that literally shreds you then and there
or the potion that explodes you from inside out
or blue star's big crunch
or [CENSORED] that turns you into a [CENSORED] for as long as you arent killed
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
isn't that one of the best? it's voluntary sacrifice for fulfillment.
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
probably prophecy of the skin panic
They were called, and cannot reject the call
>voluntary sacrifice for fulfillment.
why do you think that
look at the star. its a set of legs, as if everyone had jumped right into it.
they are crunched together.
You missed a birb user
Amazing
Having someone steal their place on the portrait. The melting employee animation from that is more gruesome than every other death.
File is too large but here, it's way worse than the skin book one herevignette.wikia.nocookie.net
Getting dissmembered and hanged by the burrowing heaven.
How do you know they die? Looks like theyre being dragged through a portal to who knows where to me
apoc birb?
I mean getting your body mutilated apart too be the next one while one of your coworkers proceeds too beat you for the rest of your life is pretty shit user
Jesus and that's with the filter on
Wellcheers
>free food
>learn some neat new skills
>surrounded by new friends
>barely any threat
>make a nice amount of cash
>get to see the bare naked night sky without the influence of light pollution
LC
>every day may be your last
>your coworkers are either insane, drunk/high, or not interested in getting to know you because losing a friend is worse than losing someone you don't give a shit about
>have to deal with smelly disgusting monsters all day who may kill you if they're in a bad mood
>can't even play with Ppodae all day because Manager avoids him due to his shitty EGO gift
>whatever pay you get means nothing because you are never ever going home
It's funny that a blatant allusion to the slave labor market in South Korea ends up being a better outcome than working at LC
>lobcorp has a shitton of fully animated brutal torture scenes
based project moon, my asshole shrinks every time i see singing machine or censored animation
Unless it was intentional
>or blue star's big crunch
it looks like a quick, painless dead
it may even be blissful because we stars n shieet
But they ARE still alive!
Getting turned into something else is always worse than simply dying, no matter the method.
Naked Nest sounds horrible, but somehow you can recover.
Manager don't open this!
There really needs to be some wallpaper/desktop sized art of crazy legs
Everyone's saying Censored but at least that's a quick death by being [CENSORED] by [CENSORED]'s impossibly huge [CENSORED]. The worst one to me is Beauty and The Beast. Your mouth fills with eyeballs and you painfully transform into the beast. You are stuck in that cell forever as a monster. I'd rather die.
MANAGER I SAID DON'T OPEN THIS OH GOD OH FU
thats the small version you double star
Not to mention your head turns upside down and horns grow out of your eyes.
Horns erupt out of your eyes, too.
Why is knight of despair so cute?
I wanna make her happy
Tell me, is it wrong to have faith?
We are all sinners, and the Blue Star is the only place that accepts sinners. We will purify our sins there.
We all go back to that place someday. It's an instinct. You may think user, who threw himself into the Blue Star, is dead, but he only returned to his rightful place. He’s a martyr. He became an eternal star.
The rising of a star means a brand new start. Don’t you hear the sound the everlasting trumpet?
When you are close to the star you can hear the welcoming cheers and singing.
If we all return back to this place, only the Blue Star will remain.
We will meet again as stars.
I'm not much of a joiner, faglord.
i just noticed the blue star does a siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip sound when he cracks open his containment
>you literally ascend to a new plane of existance as a legless body because the star steals yours to move around
no thanks
>Nothing There on Qlipoth meltdown
So uhh what do I do in this kind of situation? I have no way of dealing with this fucking thing, so if I touch it it kills someone and if I don't touch it it gets out.
>first attempt at dusk suppression
get shredded by green dusk
>second attempt
forgot about the parasyte tree and right before amber dawn 5 of my agents turned to trees which insta panicked like 70% of my force
>third attempt, reach amber dawn with literally zero casualties
on the last worm I accidentally brought my magic bullet fag and went for zero casualties to fourth trumpet in 5 seconds
If you're unable to safely work on it, letting it get out is infinitely worse
I don't know if it can escape after it has already claimed an employee and you don't send anyone else to visit him, but it sounds like a pretty bad situation.
get someone killed or a lot of people killed.
>not wanting to meet again as stars
Whatever fags, Blue Star wouldn't even take you
THIS MAGIC BULLET TRULY CAN HIT ANYONE, YOU SAY?
Blue Star, can you PLEASE not make it blatantly obvious it's you posting?
just give it a hug, user
Well okay then. Do they ever stop saying "I love you" at least?
>He doesn't want to be constantly told that someone actually loves him
Wow what a fag
no
>Angela wouldn't be such a crazy bitch if A/X had just given her a dicking.
>instead pulls a "no way fag" on the pent up AI
>now she's cutting the arms and legs off of salarymen to get off
Angela needs to be put down.
What's the best outfit and why it's justitia?
I love you
I love you
Hello?
Forsaken Murderer seems like a noobtrap, or otherwise just detrimental since his work success rates just go down and his gift seems mediocre. Should I have avoided him?
Angela was build for cuckqueening
that's lewd...
Salaryman abuse is hot though
His armor is actually pretty okay for starting out, and honestly the dude is kind of a bitch. If anyone gets low just send them back to the main room for a quick top up and come back.
She's gotta show her new boy toy who's boss. probably gonna rape him at some point too
Thanks for the tip, cleaned it up now.
I can't wait to hear the rest of Library's OST. That one track alone is godly taste.
To be fair to Angela, she only cut off his left leg and arm. His right leg was slashed open but it didn't seem to be removed.
Did she suddenly download the smugness firmware update or something? What's with that look?
Nice
Should I be burning through my LOB reinforcing employees or is it a good idea to continue saving them?
Autism is a super power in these kind of game
youtu.be
yeah the music they use in their games is fantastic
user she's not an AI in that pic
I'd save it for the final days or when you really need it
Ah, so it's the "I'm going to pin you down and ride you until your pelvis is cracked" look? Either that, or the "you're going on a deadly mission today" look.
Once an AI always an AI no matter what body.
Why not both? In her mind she's been cucked for a million years and obviously very pent up about it
Angela is a CUTE DORK
Everything is fine.
I'm fairly sure it wasn't to get off, she was mad at how much of a tard the guy was and she only "repaired" him because she didn't understand how he got there.
She says don't ask me questions and give me quick answers.
He immediately asks her a question and continues to do so after getting a demonstration, then rambles about his job when he does answer. He's a fucking idiot.
Reminder that even though he's an idiot he's a fixer
>you're trapped in the library with Angela for all eternity
>she spends years fucking you until you're at the brink of death, then reviving you
>your tasks alternate between "greeting" people lured by invitations by beating them until they're almost dead, and spending time under her desk
>maybe one day she'll confide in you and show a bit more warmth
Hnnng why is she so perfect?
>Angelafags
for 3 alephs does it have to be one day?
Abnormality where this happens and causes massive white damage to the employee
What even is a fixer? What are the qualifications? He says he's a shit fixer, and obviously the ones we see in LC are far tougher than some slim guy in a suit.
yes
Yes it's possible to cheese with a certain set of 3
all the other missions have been 1 day, what do you think?
ye
Assuming that means like a mafia fixer being a tard doesn't appeal to her.
But one of the LC ones is just a guy in a suit too, and he's pretty dangerous desu
Train may be a shitty abno but you can't say it doesn't make every moment 100 times better.
Wasn't Garion a fixer as well?
I did it...Day 49...
After a fuckton of attempts...
I FUCKING DID IT
HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Also..
That day 50
That bgm
That tilt
LC is kino
Now, what do I do my with my life?
lmao
go back to twitter screencaps, steveposting and goldface threads we're trying to talk about a videogame here
Yes
HOW????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>joyreactor
Here
pixiv.net
>steveposting
I didn't think this through
Can't wait to see more out of Library of Ruina. I'm curious what sorts of systems it'll have, who Roland's assistants are in the gameplay trailer since Angela implies it's only him, what happened to our precious borbs, what humanity is like outside of the facility, etc.
JUDGMENT BIRD NO!
SMOKING IS A SIN AND YOU WILL SOON INEVITABLY DIE OF UNKNOWN CIRCUMSTANCES! I'VE WATCHED MADNESS COMBAT I KNOW THE RISKS OF LUNG CANCER AND OTHER SMOKING RELATED DEATHS!
Did you draw that Hod? Cause jesus it looks absolutely wonderful
I have been listening to this track on loop for over 40 hours now
youtube.com
Yeah, I drew some stuff for Lobotomy Corp after playing it.Good games always spur me to do some fanart.
Can we just have the Hod image by itself please? It's excellent thread material.
>meme birds
>based protocols
Keep rocking my man
wheres the other promised protocols reeee
Wait for the sequel
>Hod and Yesod suppression
my fucking EYES
YOU CAN MAKE EMPLOYEES FROM OTHER DEPARTMENTS WORK ON AN AB WHAT THE FUCK
>Wow Heroic Monk looks cool I bet he fights like a badass when breac-
cute borb
Isn't that one of the very first things Malkuth lets you research, despite having only one dept at the time
You can also manually select an employee and right click on an abno
Maybe the true cogito experiment were the friends we made along the way
>did Gebura suppression today
>this guy got out and reached his final form
Was kinda scary, had to spend the majority of the fight cleaning up the mess that an angery borb brings.
Who the fuck knows what these researches do with google translate level descriptions.
Garion was an arbiter, some thing or another that works for the head, which is some thing or another. The rabbits comment that she's a fake arbiter now when you sic them on her.
fucking finally. KoG refused to breach and the majority of her spawns would be from dead ends with no way to flank her.
What do you think they're doing now that they're out?
Okay so explain to me something outside soul corrosion and lack of purpose is it really hard to live outside LQ facilities and housing districts? How rare are the abnormalities thought out the world.
You can rip it from this image if you want in any free image editing software like GIMP.
>out
The cooldown for process of understanding is way to low. those fucking bots shred everything in melee
Can someone spoil me the entire story of binah? A wiki page for her is nonexistent and strangely so
sure. Binah ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________is a dumb old hag____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
She likes tea
Objective truth.
She was sent by the head (some kind of top government or corporate organization) to destroy lobotomy corp cause lobotomy corp is so fucked up. She infiltrated the place and forced Chesed to unleash the aboms to kick off destroying everything. Then she and the aboms killed almost everyone but A and B. Geburah died fighting her and all the aboms to save A and B. A then brain raped Binah to learn all he could about the head and the advanced tech Binah had access to, then he turned Binah into one of his robots as a joke. She's in charge of extracting EGO from aboms and in some capacity manages cognito output.
Hey, Angela seems a bit untrustworthy.
wow are you stupid???
I desire to know more. God why are the sephira stories so good
Thanks user!
Day 42, my emotional state upon losing...
>An agent who wasn't hired that very day: Emotionally devastated
>A single agent at the end of a long suppression I can't bear to go on: We will honor his memory, his life for our cause.
>An agent who was only hired to release an Aleph: Time for revenge
>50% of Rabbits: They knew the risks
>80% of Rabbits: I'm sorry
>100% of Rabbits: Forgive me
>Any clerk, any number, any circumstance: You're gonna burn alright.
>the fan art mimicking the game's art style is more based than the actual game's art
I've recognized your art style from the Darkest Dungeon mods you've mode.
t.B
I like this woman
Same
Is there a version of the city scape art without some youtuber shit or Angela on it?
>Lobotomy Corporation has an E3 Squilliam representative
I guess it had to happen
Post it
link it, dawg.
Is Hod mission 5 the core suppression?
You'll see when it pops up cant miss it
If you are asking what the requirement is for Netz core suppress, yes it is Hod core suppress
Which one of you clerks did it?
I WANT NAMES !
It looked really REALLY bad so I rather not
>be me
>finished day 49 with 37 alive 17 casualties
>A-Teams doing damage survive with no casualties
>forgot to fucking screencap out of excitement
Ah fuck, also whoever told me about the Second Phase Backward Clock shit, thank you so fucking much for that. Also these lads deserve a medal + a few others.
I wanna know what it looks like you fuck
stop
Not him but I looked for it and if you ctrl+f the catalog for "collage" then click the thread, it's at the bottom right hand side. It's an employee with a blue "Panicking" above their head.
Thats the one. We were given such a large presence on the collage and some user just had to make a so-so one
Threadly reminder to read the manual.
>nothing related to Project Moon will ever show up at an E3 because it's a tiny Korean indie dev team
but why
I refuse you can't make me
I can handle these meltdowns with my bare hands
Let us dream and meet again as stars user
The collage is just the usual collective fun autism. Dont let it get to you
>Chose this cocksucker
>That crying that can't be turned down without lowering the volume for everything
>Also randomly kills one of your guys until you know what research to do or get lucky
Jesus fucking Christ fuck this thing
I got lucky and he's in a department full of unescapables but god DAMN that crying noise is so annoying, I don't want to memrepo but I'm about to turn his soundclip into peaceful piano music.
i think its cute
It's alright honestly. It's nobody I'd recognize, but it's good.
Fucking clerks
its fine but kinda wished it was some of the last frames whith Angela waching him die
>representative
>literally cant be differentiated
The effort is there sure but nobody would even immediately of lobotomy corporation at a single glance
Equally rights for clerks
Have you anons had that ONE clerk thats never died despite panicking shitton of times, evading death etc? Cause im at day 30 ish and this dude is still kicking. Should I promote him to agent?
Execution bullets for clerks
>Should I promote him to agent?
you van do that?
I take it the green one just saved hairbuns from the Snow Queen's icy lair?
BLUE BOARD !
can you imagine
both of them
together?
C U T E
U
T
E
shes just thristy man, its nothing big
why is angela such a heartless bitch
shes the only fuckable thing in miles
she gets to dicktate some things
Let's see you go without cock for as long as she has while craving it harder than cultists want to jump in Blue Star
>Duel Ice Queen
>Frozen employee saved
>They walk away holding hands
Fucking CUTE
Presumably, considering the ego gift.
When I dueled the ice queen for the first time and they hugged I wished I wasn't playing at 2x speed
>shes the only fuckable thing in miles
uhhhhhh that attachment work isnt going to perform itself user
The cognition filter is hiding them fucking. While Ice Queen watches.
Only according to Angela.
More like Ice Cuck
imagine existing for [/spoiler]10,000[/spoiler] years, your husbando isn't around to love you or even acknowledge your existance, and your lifes work is compromised by scores of incompetent managers that were before you, X
Every manager before you was X.
>only fuckable thing in miles
>forgetting
>Myo
>Queen of Hatred
>melting love
>blue star
>Knight of Despair
>Wall Gazer
>red mercenary
She killed millions...
She is extremely attractive but I never sensed a "dick the manager" aura from her. She just seems like an entirely goal oriented "everything else is collateral damage" machine.
Not gonna lie, this games music and presentation is absolutely fucking top tier. I wish I could replay this part over and over.
she cute though so it's okay.
Because that's only the heacanon for many in here.
Manager, Manager!
good news user!
I am cute too and I killed only thousands.
kind of sad she cut her hair for LR
I like short hair on Malkuth but I'm used to Angela's being long
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocations
Who is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack
She is playing with her jewelry, she is putting up her hair
She is touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a looong jacket
>three resets and haven't hit 40 days yet
>the amount of days I clear per day gets lower because burn out
It's a slog unless I'm using my best agents to rush ALEPHs, which is a bad idea since everyone else remains a shitter because of it. At least I just have the bottom level suppression's left to clear and some random abnormalities to obtain and register
>he hasn't seen lategame
Lmao
Does she actually go full on dickingmode in it? It's not a huge story spoiler if you say yes or no.
shes a yandere
consider yourself spoiled
>forgetting your employees
Better take advantage now while they have few holes on them
I don't really care that much so elaborate a little bit.
she wants your seed, if you know what I mean :^)
With the help of Rabbits I got 3 Alephs down
>Thanks breh now do a midnight ordeal
Oh come on Gebura
>Chesed won't even let me suppress him
>Can't please Binah's Aleph EGO boner
At least Hokma is reasonable. Day 42 and now I've unboxed Parasyte Tree. And from what i understand...
>It's another Granny
Please repo me it hurts to live
why are Gebura's thighs like 3x the size of every other major female in the game
it's double the width of her whole body
I take it this means the Seed of Light that shows up when you tap the nuke icon?
Is this a problem?
thick thighs save lives
duh
Because it's HOT AS FUCK
I WANT HER TO CHOKE ME WITH THOSE MONSTERS SHE CALLS THIGHS
absolutely not but just look at Angela or Myo there for comparison
Angela is a fucking WOMANLET
So Queen of Greed is a real bitch right now. Only black weapons so far are scarecrow's and she takes forfuckingever to suppress when she's breaches. On day 19 and I swear this shit is dragging for me. If I get another LOLBLACKONLY I might go nuclear.
The better question is: Why are you complaining?
I'm not complaining I'm just curious as to why and also do you happen to have any more examples haha
>thighs literally double the size of Angela's torso
>by extension roughly 1.5x the size of Hod/Malkuth's torsos as well
What EGO's did Gebura manifest that let her get this much power.
Just ignore it lol.
>All my employees are powerful
>get meat lantern
>it breaches every study because all of my people take less than 30 seconds
Well, crap.
spoiler content
No EGO was needed. She was like this before she came to the LC.
Considered it. Totally doable. But I have autism and must fucking PURGE ABNOS except punishing bird because 2cute
Yeah it's a pain in the ass, just make sure no one is in any hallways, pause, find it, send someone with a gun to kill it. Never do anything with it unless you have to (ie, it's melting down)
>because 2cute
Just slap the bird once to get it back in its room.
With my core upgrades it never melts down, but damn its so annoying that if i forget about it one second it ruins my day.
Oh then yeah just never touch it ever lmao
If it escapes it's not terrible unless you get completely owned by it spawning in front of a room someone is working it, that's always a treat
Yeah, exactly that happened.
Im gonna study it and only it, and when im done i can go back to waw powerlvl people to 5.
that, or Myo and Geb are giants among women
Gebura definitely but not sure about Myo’s height though
Is it normal to have meat lantern since day 8?
He's a teth so yes
Angela is quite above average for a woman.
Its the rest that is so big.
Its a TETH so its possible.
>SIR
>SIR
>YOUR lobotomy corporation general
>SIR
Fixed
Back to /vg/
Foursomes with the rightmost three.
Hot
fuck off back to your twitter politics discussions niggers
Have sex
We're at Yea Forums not /pol/
kill yourself faggots
I think that Malkuth and Hod are just womanlets and Angela is average, she doesn't seem that tall even compared to Roland, just slightly above average.
Gebura's just a giant, thigh and height wise.
Why do you refuse to have your threads where they belong?
>A group of 30+ year old women dress up as 20+ girls to pick up 18 year old men.
I forgot, we weren't supposed to discuss video games on Yea Forums, only golden face shitposting and literally who e-celebs.
Borbs are cute!
That's a big borb
Because people will stop making LC threads on Yea Forums a day or two after the steam sale ends.
Say that again after the big one bit off your motherfucking head from your motherfucking torso.
man I'm going to miss these threads, best time I've had on Yea Forums in a long time
To be honest nothing actually belongs on Yea Forums anymore
Those threads already started before the steam sales, though.
Based
You have room to complain when there's enough threads on the board about other video games. Until then, fuck off.
why didn't A just scrap angela then rebuild her better???
But he's trying to save me!
I'm going to be sad when I run out of new abnos to discover. I don't want to know what I'm getting.
>CENSORED's weapon
>main use is trivializing the work process on itself and keeping a final phase Mountain of Bodies from going out of control
>pretty bad besides these two factors
I guess it would've helped for (spoiler) Chesed's suppression when Blue Star got a meltdown during white damage boost (/spoiler) but other than that, this weapon feels too niche
was probably resource-intensive and/or he was too impatient/damaged by his realization
You are getting waiting for the sequel
>second trumpet starts playing
I got bored of the game and I just like seeing the jokes and shitposting in these threads.
*PING*
=We will meet as stars=
??? it's one of the best melee black weapons that contests Smile and has an incredibly strong sub ability that when paired with Nothing There's EGO Gift, practically makes you invincible to chip damage from Abnormalities that are WAW's and under.
I got the combo during my final 100% reset run and it can unironically let you solo Red and Black fixers just by having Mimicry as your armor for the employee, probably can solo Pale and White Fixer's also if you shield them or if you equip them with an all-round resist armor.
I can't afford the game and I keep getting more spoiled with each passing thread.
Thread's over so what's the worst
>ZAYIN (Army and Doctor excluded)
>TETH
>HE
>WAW
>ALEPH
My personal nominees are the Don't Touch Me, the Meat Lantern (especially later when you're faster), Nameless Fetus, QoH, and the Apocalypse Blirb
the dumb pink horse had my entire A team running around the facility for an entire meltdown
same here
horse fag is pretty harmless and only meanders around hallways. You can just let it wander until you're ready to wrap up the day then just suppress her once.
The employee literally dies when they get wellcheered
>the EGO gift
Surprised I didn't make this connection sooner, sounds like a pretty good combo especially with the biggest bird's armor or maybe White Night whenever the doctor decides to show himself, only got an option to pick him on my very first run, 3 retries later and not another chance
>>ZAYIN (Army and Doctor excluded)
Dont touch me
>>TETH
Beauty
>>HE
Fetus
>>WAW
Pink Alpaca
>>ALEPH
Army in Zayin
>Apocalypse Blirb
Rude
man he fucked up my favorite employee fuck the blorbis
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who didn't notice this until way, way late
I want its stuff though