Why is Dante so sweaty?
DMC Thread
Bentley Allen
Other urls found in this thread:
Hudson Kelly
Cause he's hotter than hell
Mason Perry
because he fights with his brother all the time
Tyler Peterson
so queers feel more incentivised to buy the game
Mason Clark
Trish's spaghetti
Luis Cooper
remove his fucking facial hair
hair down Vergil is superior
Jaxson Walker
fuck off
Nathaniel Reed
we haven't seen him with his hair down in the game yet
Sebastian Harris
The air-conditioning in the tree isn't working. He could have fixed it, being the handyman for any dirty job, but he left his tools in the other coat.
Thomas Jenkins
Michael King
Gay sex with his brother
Kayden Diaz
I love Dante and Vergil
Jordan Baker
based faget
Benjamin Jones
He looks like Arnold
Chase Wood
Daily reminder I want to KISS Lady.
Chase Moore
>no daughters of sparda game yet
Connor Clark
Ryder Bell
vergil announcement in seven days
Jonathan Hughes
When angels are forced out of heaven, they become devils. You agree, don't you, Spike?
Parker Turner
stop its gonna hurt when it doesn't happen
Jacob Gomez
I want to stick my finger in that gap between her lips
Jason Johnson
holy shit
Angel Young
Nathaniel Thomas
My god, he's beautiful!
Aaron Cruz
Anybody have more long hair Vergils?
Carter King
I can't be the only one who sees it.
Jose Howard
Have we seen him with Dante’s hair from the Prologue?
Aiden Parker
Kinda looks like teaser Dante
Nolan Lopez
How could campcop fuck Vigrils look?
This is beautiful
Jeremiah Campbell
would be a nice alt costume for vergil
Cameron Gonzalez
He spent 10 hours fucking Trish and Lady.
Christopher Anderson
I doubt Dante wants to fuck Trish because she looks like his mother.
Justin Wright
This is the same guy that dresses like his mother. Sure, red is a popular colour, but come on, user...
Michael Collins
He's created by japanese men. Dante fucking Trish is nothing compared to the other shit Japan does to their protagonists.
Anthony Lopez
because you're a fujoshit who can't stop shitposting on Yea Forums
Ryder Ramirez
Imagine a genderbent tomboy Dante haha
Just as a joke haha
Sebastian Powell
post more
Robert Parker
Who thought DMC3 DmD was okay
Like did anyone on the team actually play through it sheesh
Nolan Butler
yeah but like what if though right?
just kidding again lol
Andrew Scott
haha
Dominic Watson
because he just got done banging Nero's cute ass
Austin Martin
But it will happen user, your hopes and dreams are coming true.
Noah Hernandez
no it won't
it won't happen and I will be sad
maybe even shed a tear or two onto my Vergil shrine
Thomas Robinson
>genki aunt Dante, calm ara ara Vergil
FUCK
Lincoln Bell
I've come to reclaim my faggots.
(You) can't handle it.
Ryder Hernandez
You can keep Mundus.
Elijah Jenkins
>I've come to reclaim my faggots.
might want to reword that
sounds a bit lewd
Ryder Edwards
vergil is a faggot, what a suprise
Parker Wright
No, he's too pure to be one.
Camden Thomas
>cat vergil
>not posting THAT cat vergil pic
Andrew Anderson
shut your mouth
shut the fuck up and shut fuck your mouth
Wyatt Roberts
No there is nothing lewd about that.
Samuel Jones
imagine if Nero and Vergil farted while Dante was in there haha that'd be fucked up
Christian Green
Tough question, Yea Forums.
Zachary Watson
I have two fingers
Aiden Baker
How about playable Vergil (no lady and trish) but keep the bloody palace co-cop?
Justin Sanders
>play CK2
>timeskip, Vergil "a known murderer" is the emperor
>Sparda is a saint
>just finished Dante vs Vergil war because that faggot look my lands when an old man died
>he's my court jester now
>and our children are betrothed to each other
Life is good I'm thinking about cuckolding him too
Josiah Flores
here's the REAL tough question
Aaron Kelly
Stop
Josiah Williams
playable vergil and coop bp and divergence
Easton Jenkins
Dis
Noah Davis
>0 discussion of gameplay
glad these threads are dying
go make a general for your homolust you weirdos
Ryan Gutierrez
thanks for pointing things out user we really needed that
Carter Mitchell
I feel more and more like an idiot for checking these threads.
Lincoln Bennett
It's good
There's nothing left to say, it's been three months since it came out so we all just agree the game is good, what do you expect us to do other than shitpost?
Christian Hill
if you want to talk about gameplay then talk about gameplay
Aaron Torres
V’s fun to play as.
Justin Green
He really is, hats off to Itsuno for pulling it off, I just wish there was more depth in terms of mechanics
Parker Garcia
Dante with Vergil's face looks even more like that.
Chase Clark
Agreed. I would’ve liked more moves to buy for the cane, or the ability to summon the lightning platforms with Griffon.
Andrew Sullivan
Elijah Ross
MUH DIKK
Ian Wood
V with more depth would've been a mess as a first time character. He should've had more freedom of inputs instead. Griffon's got three charge attacks which could be simplified to the inputs Cerb has, and Shadow should have less combos and more inputs.
Imagine if you could instantly pull the bite attack like the AI Shadow does, or if you had Griffon charging always and release for three different moves.
Elijah Wood
>hair down Vergil is superior
No. Original Vergil is best Vergil. But hair down Vergil is hot that is true.
Camden Price
I have this one.
Caleb Rivera
He is not. He is just autistic. And a tsun-tsun.
Matthew Parker
I love Lady!
Joshua Reyes
>"vergil's not gay!"
Jayden Parker
Of course he is not, faggot.
Ethan Russell
>Nero has a move called cailber
>Nero had a mechanic that can turn moves into EX moves
>Excalibur
Bros
Christopher Martinez
Kevin Lopez
FUCK
Luis Lopez
Was Nero another Saberface all along?
Jaxson Howard
He slept for a whole month, imagine 1 month without a shower.
Brandon Stewart
His demon genes makes him naturally clean.
Easton Clark
yeah I totally have to imagine that because its purely hypothetical haha
Sebastian Watson
He sucks.
Isaac Butler
8 missions in, book guy isn't very fun when fighting bosses
Also the game is insanely easy so far, I chose Devil Hunter and didn't see an option for anything more
Adrian Garcia
That's not even the worst of it
If one night's sleep makes your mouth taste and smell foul, imagine a whole month
Liam Allen
Should we call Nero Arthur now?
Levi Robinson
user take a fucking shower
Liam Wood
He ejaculated at least once in at least one woman with his full consent.
Ethan Walker
>Nero Arthur
Jack White
sos difficulty and up is where the fun starts don't worry
Henry Wood
to make his cock smell and taste better
Lucas Reed
Devil Hunter is there so that you can understand the basics, unlock most of the movesets and enjoy the story. SoS is where the real game begins.
Blake Lewis
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH jesus fuck this is perfect
Landon Rivera
choke on his dick and never post anything like this ever again because you'll be dead from lack of breathe
Joshua Hill
well worth it
Robert Roberts
I love Dante and Nero but not Vergil
Luis Hughes
Because unlike you, he works out, you fat piece of shit.
Carter Davis
>tfw you look forward to a game
>it is just as good as you wanted it to be
This is a feeling I've only felt three times
DMC5, BOTW, and Bloodborne
Michael Clark
that just leaves more Vergil for the rest of us
David Gutierrez
>not loving all three
Dylan Morales
*sigh*
Disappointing.
Easton Cox
Fury-chan is the patrician man's choice of favorite character
Julian Hill
I will only love Vergil when he's worthy of love.
>stop jobbing
>stop causing problems for niggas
>care about something more than yamato and sparda
>cease austismo
>stop trying to kill mother fuckers
>have dlc
Colton Martinez
keep the furry I'll keep Vergil
Matthew Sullivan
>I will only love Vergil when he stops being Vergil
Gabriel Gonzalez
If he stops being those then he won't be the Vergil we love.
>dlc
this isn't his fault you nerd
we're getting it Sunday anyways