Post your idle stance

post your idle stance

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>not having an animated idle

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lol why did she do that

and more importantly why did the little beta male faggot just take it, he looks legitimately frightened

1. She's a cunt
2. She probably thought he was pantomiming humping her.

You answered your second question yourself.

she probably thought he was dryhumping her
>hitting a woman
and he was dazed from being hit hard in the head, you should try it sometime and see how well you take it

>shes a cunt
she is based. I'd wife this zoomer-smashing girl in a heartbeat

Me on the right

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she probably thought he was making lewd gestures towards her and not just doing a goofball dance
>why did the little beta male faggot just take it,
you think you get to actually strike back?

WHY STEVEN

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>goes to jail for merely talking to a girl
truly the land of the free

t. fat pedo. I bet you think this is entrapment as well.

wtf happened between these two

>degenerate
>trying to excuse himself with the "entrapment" meme
pathetic

Would have done the same thing as the girl.

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geez pedro, lay off the frijoles

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why did this became a meme again out of nowhere?

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>tfw a trap has a better jawline and bigger dick than you

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who is this young and beautiful looking lady?

because soi needs to be stopped

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>that massive gut
why is she dressing like that?

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>have assault video taped
Yeah I'd call the police, lol.

>beautiful at any size :)))
>btw no men under 6'3"

cute belly

Hoes will be hoes, senpai

LOL
>take video to police
>get arrested for sexual harassment

I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

Back off from her, she belongs to Kamiya

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skinny fat refusing to admit shes not skinny.

I know that feel

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Why does this guy always have this haircut?
Is he balding?

she had hairline feminization surgery I think

where the hell can I watch this

theres this white girl at my gym with a similar tummy. you'd think its stubborn babyfat but its from what I can see just stomach fat that doesn't want to go away despite her looking fairly fit

Is he alive?

who

>airline feminization surgery

you mean a hair transplant?

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>she

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The fuck?
Is this a thing?
I-i could go fro balding to glam metal rock star hair?

mim turner

What the fuck? When did he get so fat?

Imagine stomping on chest until his ribs break

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5 years ago

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yeah rip

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what the fuck am i looking at?

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What the fuck

appreciate it

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KATTE KOI

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explanation? this reminds of that game we played in middle school where you hold your breath and someone pushes on your chest and you pass out

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interrogation for murder

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How naive of you

Vertigo

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fucking god why do autists try to pretend theyre cartoon characters when they display emotions

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I'm not educated at all in this but my guess is that his blood pressure sky rockets from holding his breath and flexing his entire torso and shoulders which causes his brain to lose oxygen and knocks him out.

If Kamiya knew, he'd ban himself from his twitter

wtf is up with his eyes? They're so many little veins their eyeballs look grey

midge

BAH GAWD

god I wish that were me

Oh Terry

because Yea Forums decided to force it

>post intent to kill person online
>travel across the state to person's house
>go inside house
>person doesn't actually exist
>police arrest me
wtf guys help me this is entrapment I thought this was the land of the free

This nigga hasn't read the chatlogs

I don't know.

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THERE'S A MAN, GOING ROUND, GATHERING NAMES

>Chromebook

Said everything I needed to know.

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I want to take off his gay painted nails one by one with pliers, then shave the enamel off his teeth with a disposable razor until he says he's proud of his race

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Sheeeeeit, she looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

>the pickle rick watching

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"body?!?"

Yes. Taking estrogen makes you go bald. That's the reason every tranny has either bangs or a wig.

Edgelord

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imagine kidnapping him and his daughter. you bring them to a secluded location, and strap davis to a chair. "LET US GO!" he says. His daughter is visibly scared. you approach and grab her. she resists, but it's no use against your average male strength. you take her top off, then her pants, till she's just wearing her little panties and a bra. warwick is begging you not to. he starts to tear up, knowing well what's about to happen to his daughter. you rip off her last pieces of her garment until she's standing there completely naked infront of you and her father. you can tell she has never been with a man before. you pick her up and enter her. your average sized cock poking out of her stomach with every thrust. she screams in pain and in fear, but her little midge pussy tells a different story. she's dripping love nectar all over and along her thighs. warwick is screaming and crying. "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! THE POLICE WILL FIND YOU YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO JAIL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU MONSTER"! he says, with tears running down his checks. you return your focus to his daughter, who at this point has completely forgotten her father was in the room. Her screams and crying has turned into sounds of pleasure and lust. she's never felt so good before in her life. her once tight dwarven pussy is now permanently lose. a once pristine virgin pussy, now blown out like an arby's sandwich quivers with each thrust. she's going to cum, and so are you.
as she screams in pleasure, her whole body starts shaking from her orgasm, and as you return your gaze into warwick's red teary eyes, you too orgasm. you flood her now blown out pussy with cum, and drop her onto the floor like the flesh light she is. she's on the ground naked, shaking from the most intense orgasm of her life, cum pooling out of her pussy and now with a bastard in her belly. you leave the torture chamber, head home, and begin to prepare for the next day.

I saw Warwick Davis at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and fantasize about kicking the shit out of his midget ass or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my knees. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him report me to the thought police as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like five Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Little fella, where are your parents?” At first he kept pretending to be a real person and not a grotesque genetic mistake, but eventually turned back around and lugged them to the counter.

When she took one look at his hideous visage and started screaming multiple times, he stopped her and told her to calm down and that “he was the star of Willow,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a movie. After she came to terms with the situation and put the bars in the bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by asking her to place them on the ground for him really loudly.

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To be fair that dance is fucking annoying and that would be my first reaction too.

Not to mention, he's doing that behind her, clearly making fun of her.
It's like vid related:
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Act like a fucking spaz, expect some people to be pissed off from it.

I fight sitting on a throne of orbiters.

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I don't know.

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hownew.ru

do not ever do this again.

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A

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Didn't someone figure out he's doing Crash Bandicoot's idle animations? Truly, next level autism.

iirc he's trying to avoid walking in the way of a projector or something

Was he trying to shit himself?

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Weird, I was just watching a video on Terry. Never seen him posted here before.

never been to /g/?

Nope. I know he used to be popular there tho.

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>do nothing to nobody
>you should EXPECT to be criminally assaulted
Land of the free

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