How do we make dragons cool again?
How do we make dragons cool again?
Why is there a Dragon/Wyvern thread every day? Why would anyone give a shit about this?
make them sexually aggressive
Dragons are just autism dinosaurs. Dinosaurs were cool enough on their own AND they were actually real. Love dinosaurs, not dragons.
This.
What do cool people have? Sex.
Stop taking underaged elves and calling them dragons. This doesn't look like a dragon. this thing is barely a dragon at all. I don't wanna fuck this thing, I wanna fuck a real dragon
give them cloacas
Our perception of Dinos will always be fixed on Jurrasic Park monster movies. No added knowledge if Dinos will ever change that in our lifetime. Dinos may as well be fictional monsters based on how little we know of them.
>anno domini 2000+10+9
>still not a single good dragon game in existence
why
This. Shapeshifting dragons are SHIT. Shapeshifting is LITERALLY the eternal copout mechanism when it comes to almost anything dragon related.
Want to fuck or romance a dragon as a smaller race? shapeshift so it's easier for you, and more acceptable because they no longer look like a dragon.
Want to kill off a dragon easily? Shapeshift and have them be killed by something that wouldn't have killed them as a dragon.
Want to have a dragon in your show/comic/game but don't want to account for their physical form or appearance? Shapeshift so you can treat them as just a smarter/stronger humanoid.
What is the god damn point? You're just diluting them down until they might as well be substituted by something else that actually fits what you're looking for, since it clearly isn't a dragon at that point.
You don't.
It's called oversaturation.
Between WoW, Final Fantasy, Game of Thrones, The Hobbit, and other dumb shit thst glorifies giant lizards over the last decade, they've basically worn out their novelty.
They're basically like zombie/vampire tier at this point, aka normie trash done to death.
Expect Lovecraft to go next.
Only if they don't have feathers
You can't, they reached peak with Grigori and now there's nowhere to go but downhill
STOP MAKING THEM ALL WYVERNS YOU FUCKING WESTERN HACKS
>autism.
People have consistently chosen the wyven dragon because its a more realistic approach.
>realistic
Same.
Give them arms like your picture. Can we seriously end the Wyvern meme?
No it isn't, because no matter the number of limbs the typical dragon still could not exist. It's literally a dumb nitpick at best, and faux intellectual self-masturbation at worst.
wyverns are dragons
>dragons
>realism
This is the Yea Forums brainlet mindset in action.
I said that's why they're chosen you dumb faggots, not that it was flawless logic. It's about as good a reason as "NO! THEY MUST BE QUADRAED BECAUSE I SAID SO! REEEEEEE!"
And yes, for the purpose of retarded fantasy, the family of pterosaurs is clearly the closest representing dragon-like creature
either make a game where you can plays as them and destroy entire amries and cities or give us good dragon fights again like in dark souls and dragon dogma only maybe a bit more steamlined and cinematic
1. Actually make them romanceable for once
2. Stop turning them into 10 000 years old lolis, just have them be dragons
western dragons with 6 limbs makes them seem sapient, the most fitting for one that talks. 4 limbs looks like an animal and should be limited to a dragon that acts like a typical animal
you have Carnosaurs even though the ended up being the few without feathers because of how isolated they were
rrerr
attach artillery weaponry to them
wing mounted ballistas
FUCK
make them musk on the player