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Nintendo...

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is for toddlers

HAVE

SEX

GET THIS MAN SOME PUSSAY

top game has more combat, gameplay and content, bottom is bullshots with no actual gameplay
next?

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GET THIS MAN SOME DEFAULT UNREAL ASSETS AND BLOOM

OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDD!!!
NINTENDO!!!!!!!!!!
HIRE THIS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nintendo PLEASE hire this man.

Link is even too small for a child in the bottom one

One's an actual game. One is 3 years working in Unreal using stolen assets to make virtually nothing.

Was about to post this lmao

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>top
>actual game
>bottom
>tech demo with nothing to do

QJSDMQSFJQMQDJKKLQSDNINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HIREEEEEEEEEEEEE
THIS
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN

Oh boy, Yea Forums found a new thing it thinks is hilarious to scream at every opportunity. I wonder what the next one will be.

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just fucked ur mom now I’m bored

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get that man some option to turn off motion blur

HIRE

as opposed to Sony, who make mature games for mature peopl-
IS THAT A FUCKING BREAST IN MY GAME? SONY THIS IS TOO MUCH, THINK OF THE CHILDREN CENSOR THAT SHIT

you sound like you could use a job
NINTENDO

HIRE

THIS

THIS

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN

WOMAN

>Multi billion dollar project
>Mobile phone game with disgusting FOV and kiddyshit models that took 15 minutes each to produce
>b-b-b-but it's okay because muh art style
>i can only defend this when comparing it to a hobbyist's unreal engine project!!!
lmaoing hard at nintardos

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"WOMAN"

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Dear God...

Why is Link so shaded while standing in a bright, sunny open field?

I love how bad he is at UI stuff because it's the only part he has to design himself.

I physically cringed while reading this.

Nintendo...

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>He thinks people that make MUH GRAPHIX versions of old games have the slightest idea of literally anything that has to do with actually making video games
>He thinks they don't just steal assets and mash them together like play-doh

Top
>Well thought out artistic direction
>It has gameplay and story
Bot
>Looks generic
>Its a techdemo

U don't create soul by doing the same as everyone else. That's why Nintendo games are full with it.

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>There are people who unironically think that putting realistic textures in stylized characters and placing them in hyper realistic environments actually looks good
Both look like shit to be honest famalama dingdongdell

The music is even worse, he used some mixed versions of the songs that sounds like straight out places like SoundClound and Bandcamp.

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HOLY SHIT NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN

>goes to look up the song
>find this
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Don't you have unreal engine's demos to play lmao

Type "X theme orchestra" on youtube, first result is what he used

If he were an artist he'd be a tracer.

>music is even worse
You've heard nothing yet.
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>standing in open sunny field
>characters completely engulfed in darkness
what the fuck

>that video
I am currently seething. Thanks for ruining my fucking day. Why do women always have to ruin every single anime/game song with retarded covers

What game is this at the bottom?

At the bottom?
Uh that's your mom

>he couldn't get the the signs right.
Jesus Christ, whats wrong with those people?

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I'm already tracer.

well, that fangame doesn't look too bad.

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Son you are watching too much youtube.

newfag

I'm talking more about the autismo.

Unironically Japan/UE cover vs US cover

this but with every song.
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Why are you guys so hellbent on making me angry today I fucking HATE this cover

Sometimes it's okay
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recycling old features committed to looking pretty but having none of the heart or artistic intent? Guy must be related to a Hollywood exec.

how do you manage to ruin two good songs at the same time?

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"that guy" did some butt-ugly remake on pre-existing engine and assets and it took him years. It's completely fucking useless and it looks like shit. It's a waste of time.

step one: be a woman
step two: make a cover

I don't know why, but they try to sing sweet or something like that, like trying to say, Tee hee I'm a woman.

I actually like the Link's Awakening remake.

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Loving the gaboo