Well?

Faggot.

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Can I have your girlfriend?

I don't need or desire w*men. Nor do I desire faggots.

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I just got married yesterday.

Well, legally, cuz we have to find a new apartment. We're gonna do the whole rings-and-parties thing in 2-3 years when we're making real money.

Because I'm married.

I've gotten to used to being forever alone that I'm too comfortable with it. Also .

I'm in love with someone who will never be available.

Based and empathypilled

I don't want to risk being hurt

Do you give any fucks about their interests? Wouldn't that make you superficial also? I don't know you from a hole in the wall, but it's something to think about.

I am undesirable.

why do i feel sympathy to Yea Forumsirgins who think they don't want to be loved

take a shower

I'm a manlet.

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BASED

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Because I don't need another woman ruining my life, my sister already does that very well

Move on. You're better than that.

I do, shes pretty cool but I take her for granted sometimes. When shes not around, I just want to fuck other girls.

they only care about shopping and tv dramas and normieshit like overwatch, why the fuck would I care about their interests? that's the opposite of me being superficial

Because I have a crush on my brother's gf.

Because I stay home and play VIDEO GAMES

Back to Discord, fag.

i always have to show interests more than they show me theirs
its not fair and not worth the immense effort

You have been replaced.

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I got out of a terrible relationship and I just want to focus on myself right now.

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smash is pretty gay too. you arent any better

because I have a boyfriend

I’m a social brick wall, have niche interests which makes it hard to connect with people, and am physically mediocre at best

Why should I?

Why would I want one?

Everytime I confess to a girl, she rejects me. sometimes in good ways, at least.
Everytime a girl confesses to me, I don't like her. I guess I could settle down and accept her anyway but I can't, it's like cheating to myself.

So, with two years left to become a wizard, I lost all hope. I guess my last chance is some kind of shitty app like Tinder, I don't know anymore.
Not videogames, by the way.

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I haven't put in the effort to find one. Just been focused on either my hobbies or school and work.

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because I unironically enjoy more masturbating to 2D girls than having sex. I repeled the last three girls that where interested in me; I'm not fucking any roasties

I'm too reserved for one

It sounds like it would take an enormous amount of time and effort to maintain.
A woman being your personal concubine sounds like a more desirable male-female relationship.

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is it your own mother?

Great impression of a hopeless sperg

Sounds kinda superficial from here, dawg. It's not like Smash is high art next to fashion or TV (and I say that having played in tourneys). Sharing interests is about taking a risk on something you may or may not like. It's a two way street.

>visit relatives
>"You're a handsome young man user"
>"Why don't you have a gf?/Why aren't you married?"

Dante Must Die Mode: They ask or hint if you're gay.

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>Not videogames, by the way.
yeah that's just autism. enjoy your powers

cope

Because you're autistic and get angry if things aren't "normal"

My wife would get mad

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majority of people always ridicule me when I try to be funny and sociable
when I try to act normal I am completely ignored

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I'm fat and every single girl in my new uni is an absolute normie, holy shit. I thought being a weird loser beta was a requirement for being in Computer Science yet here we are.

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>confess
This isn't your Japanese girl cartoons, user.

Um, but I do have one Ms. Anime girl?

confessing feelings like in anime doesn't work. You just gotta hang out, and if she seems like she's having a lot of fun with you, ask if you can kiss her.

I'm in love with a girl I likely won't ever see again

Fucking based

Why don't you join an anime girl server for anime girls?/Sn7ThH

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Low self esteem

28 or 38? Tinder is for quick fucks anyway, you won't find any sort of meaningful relationship through that.

>dmd
>use dte

I was friends with a girl in secondary school, she killed herself. Felt like half my soul just left, but being alone has its perks.

Same bro, 3 weeks already. How you doing so far?

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Im not good at talking to people.
Like, i dont know how to be interesting, make her laugh, flirt, etc.

Its why i dont have friends, either. Im just not fun to hang out with and i dont know how to fix that.

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Sounds like you're just making excuses for being lazy desu

stop being fat
no one likes a fat fuck

girls are gay, actually

I find being around other people very irritating. I have to put on this act to get along with everyone.

pus-filled wounds are not attractive

Because they're all hos, and I can't force myself to love them.

Love you guys. You got this. There's a great man that got buried under that bullshit, you'll dig him out soon.

>fun
You are not a clown, you don't need to entertain people.

i do, were playing the tell tale walking dead together, ive already played it so im letting her make all the decisions. I hope shes having fun.

because I'm a closet tranny and I like guys

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You're right. But even if I were fit I wouldn't go for normie Veronicas. Experience has taught me.

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I'm holding off being in a relationship until I'm done with school.

>29
>Not fat
>Have job
>Never had sex or gf.
What do?

Because you're autistic and get angry if things aren't "normal"
this. Imagine being insecure enough to get triggered by weebs who fap to their waifu images. If you were legitimately comfortable with your life, you wouldn't give a shit about them at all.

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Because I'm gay

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Same. Most people are dull and only do things for social capital, so talking to them about it ends up being really boring. And people who are invested in the interests that I like are usually horrid people and disgusting.

>haha smash players are stinky!!! im so funneh
very original you tard. everyone in the community I know smells fine and I personally take a shower every day in the summer (with soap) so you can take your prejudice and shove it

I dislike intimacy and my desire for a romantic or sexual relationship died shortly after finishing highschool, and hasn't returned. Additionally, anyone actually interested in me with my terrible personality wouldn't be someone I would want to spend time with.

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i'm ugly and don't have money

ez game

Please don't cut off your dick.

I got 2d pilled

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Then what do normal people do with each other?
What do they talk about?

>imagine being a fujoshit misanthrope
kek feels good not having my biological clock ticking and the fear of dying alone

Love you too, user. I think I'm still gonna chug down a whole pizza though.

too late. your virgin energies radiate too strongly at this point. accept wizardry

>oob

Because I am looking for that perfect one and every single average girl who has asked me out I've declined
I'll probably never find her, but I will try or die trying.

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How do you know if people actually like you or if they just tolerate your presence?

I'm a NEET and I haven't talked to a woman for years

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i do have a gf

sex is overrated

Sister gets really jealous, she told me not to have one and she won't have a boyfriend either, that she wants to be with me

I'm fat and retard wtf do you think.

I don't talk to girls that often

Oob draws cute stuff.
Don't h8.

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based and redpilled

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>start talking to girl to gather interests
>ask about hobbies
>literally can’t name anything other than Netflix shows she watches
>ask about music taste
>oh I listen to whatever I don’t have any favorite genre or artist
>ask if she could only listen to one artist for the rest of her life who would it be
>says Ed Sheeran
>not into art
>not into fashion
>not into any sports of any kind

I’m not gonna act like I’m a interesting person either but goddamn if all you do is watch Netflix what’s the point. I could literally only talk to her about the latest show of the month on Netflix

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making people happy and smile has tremendous social value
fucking sperg

Family, sports, work, then awkward silence until someone tells the same story for the nth time, normalfag life is as boring as any other kind of life.

holy fuck anime how many times do i have to tell you
FUCK
my brain doesnt function right
ieven thinking about being in a relationship makes me really anxious, i had someone into me at school when i was younger and it made my year hell
i dont like it
please anime help me
im turning towards degenerate porn to remedy this and its just making me worse
anime please help me

>cute
lol

Because no matter how hard I try, the girl I'm into is evasive and won't tell me why we can't move forward, despite having spilled our mutual feelings to one another and it kills me inside.

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Cause I am the girlfriend :)

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Since February for me. It's been a ride. I can at least say the worst is finally behind me, I'm just starting to feel like myself again. That and for the first time in years I've been building up my savings account, and I've been focusing on fitness.
We're gonna make it, love you man

You have to show some interest in the person you want to be in a relationship with. What do they like? What's their favorite food, past time, music? What do they look like when the are angry, happy or surprised? If you have no interest in finding these things out, then don't force a relationship.

>social value
Enjoy being expected to be the clown.

Is the awkward silence normal, then?
Because i always feel like an idiot whenever it happens.

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based

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Super cute

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I have no hobbies or interests so am boring. I just work and come home and post here. At weekend I just post here and dont leave the house at all.

Oh, I haven't really put any effort into looking.

That said, anyone wanna be my gf?

Military?

>knew a girl who wanted to go out with me
>rejected her because I didn't want to give up my vidya, porn, and shitposting hours
Where my volcels @?

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don't remind me

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Man, I couldn't stand your situation. At least I get rejected straight ahead.

Don't want one. Not sure if I ever will.
The few girlfriends I've had in the past + the friends that constantly have them and complain "don't ever get a girlfriend" + the married men in my life saying "don't ever get married" with their wife present, who then agrees with them.
Also I'm too busy with video games, which this thread is not.

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Yes, normal people are as clueless as you are, difference being that they crave for attention and company.

I do, somehow, and I should be with her, at our house, right now, but instead I'm 100 mies away posting here.

have shower

>installed tinder, bumble and okcupid yesterday
>10+ matches on tinder, 7+ matches on bumble and 14+ matches on okcupid in a few hours

Do I have a chance Yea Forums?

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Sound easy reading it here, but its like my brain just stops working when im talking with someone and i dont know what to say or do.
Even worse if its a cute girl

All of the girls that have shown interest in me are too old.

It's like taking a belt sander to the self esteem. I can't stand it myself, to be honest.

Probably bots

anime i just want to be left alone to rot
im sorry for letting you down

I live in an homophobic country that still uses colonial architecture and roads so I can't have one.

Underrated

I want to get fit first. Also I kinda hate myself. I lost around 20 kgs and also lots a ton of body fat lately so yeah.

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bump lol

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Did you lie about yourself? Be honest.