Be honest Yea Forums, is she cheating on me with the doctor?

No, she's cheating on you with Jeff.

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For me, it's Karen.

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Why does Stardew Valley lack soul my bros?

Good taste.

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>he doesnt know

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You say that but the new Doraemon one actually looks like BTN/N64 HD in terms of gameplay.

The idea of harvest moon characters fucking horrifies me for some reason and they DO fuck because they have kids. The idea of these cute chibi's stripping off and fucking in their little chibi beds, with farmer-kun pulling wife-chan's hair from doggy style and she's just smiling and tilting her head back eyes closed making beast tier groans, both are sweaty and he nuts fat load after fat load into her hairy pussy making babies happen. Then they cuddle and she cleans off his dick with her mouth but he just gets up again and she climbs him like a tree for round 2 and rides and rides him until she comes.

Thats harvest moon.

>Harvest Moon issue of Nintendo Power
>Wanted to marry those QTs as a kid

Can I fuck Shizuka-chan?

Karen a cute.

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Because of the artstyle, both character portrait and overworld sprites, and gameplay loop.
You've played it before, now play it again!
Creatively Bankrupt Valley more like.
It's also why Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons is completely irrelevant as well, and why Animal Crossing (TBA) will be a disappointment.
Nobody wants the same fucking thing fifty times over. Even seemingly minor alterations can liven a new iteration up, but even so there's only so much you can do in a subgenre that dug its niche hole so far into the ground it collapsed and died and woke up in the doctor's office.
Rune Factory was a decent attempt, and that's why it was so warmly received, and now where's it at? Four or five iterations later and its gone fucking nowhere. The only thing that changes is the protagonist's gradual transformation into a twink fuckboi and the color of the hair the generic anime tits have this time around. The gameplay was/is atrocious, and so were the cheap, Chinese knock-off-lookin' 3D renders.
And here we go again, for a fifth time, and who cares anymore? Nobody but the NEETs who want to fuck adolescent girls, AKA the Fire Emblem audience.

FoMT?

correct

No fuck allowed.

why is it always smashfags that make these posts? why is it that they can't spend a single minute without sperging about FE?

why do you always accuse me of being a smashfag? I already told you I played Ultimate for five hours before shutting it off and never touching it again. SSB is in the exact same position I just described: creative bankruptcy

>Going after the easiest slut in HM

For me, it's the Popuri.

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>Nobody wants the same fucking thing fifty times over
Are you going to stop eating your favorite food just because you've already tasted it a thousand times?

She is a kind and loyal woman, not a slut.

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If they achieve a better romance little town setting and options I would play this games more than just a few in-game days

Is this real

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Gentlemen, how do we fix HM/SoS?

HM64 remake.

A partnership with Illusion.

PC version with enhanced 2D graphics. I'm dead serious.

>Fully 3D modeled titcow Karen and flatchested Maria

>tfw developed a chibi fetish through cartoons/vidya as a kid
Nothing like some super deformed, bug-eyed chubsters going at it, I tell you h'what

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it's probably a mod.

with modding capability so I can mod in my fetish.

What about the Harvest Goddess? You just know she likes it nasty

Combine it with Animal Crossing

>being a Maryfag
Your waifu is literally the worst one in the game, what the fuck is wrong with you?

I wish you could do more weird and creepy stuff in harvest moon like get people fired and murder townfolk and have to keep your identity a secret

let the man love his waifu

there is literally no need for waifu slander
besides popuri is the best anyway

Go back to the old artstyle. The new one present in SoS absolutely sucks.

I can live with the 2D art, but those cutesy baby models are awful.

childhood
Karen
adulthood
Elli

always
Karen

The japanese version let's girls marry girls and you can adopt

Question is, is the doctor you?

Anyone else prefer the 64 variation of Elli?

truly best girl

>loyal

I prefer the 64 versions of all the characters.

>play girl version
>try to marry kappa and have kid with him
>it works

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yes.